What you read wasn't a joke, it was more like a fable or parable. I could've just as easily have found an unfunny Atheist joke on the "inter-web", delivered it as poorly as you delivered yours, and similarly wrongly concluded that Atheist comedians aren't funny. Comedians who are Christians are just like comedians who aren't Christians in this respect: some are funny and some just think they are.
I'm being perfectly responsible. Religion doesn't deserve respect or reverance and if someones faith can't handle a silly zombie jesus picture, they've got bigger problems than me.
you don't think it's funny, you think the reactions of christians to blasphemous images is funny. you get off on vulgarity. this is the very thing that drew you away from christianity to begin with. it is an irrational and immoral behavior.
Drew me a way from christianity? I was never a christian, idiot. I don't think it's vulgar or blasphemous because portraying fictional characters as zombies isn't. Why don't you fuck off to china if you like censorship so much?
as i already explsined, this is not about the reaction or the subject matter, it's about your behavior. it's like a person who swears all the time not because he wants to, but becuse other people say he shouldn't. he doesn't swear because he thinks there's nothing wrong with swearing, he swears because OTHER people think it IS wrong.
I didn't put the picture up because I thought other people thought it was wrong. I put it up because I thought it was funny. I couldn't give a fuck what other people think and neither should you.
you know that's not true. the person who created that image did it for the same reason you posted it: to make christians angry. this is not rational behavior, and you are giving us a bad name.
Once more, I don't care what you think. You don't know me and I don't care what you think. However it's xmas, you're boring me and I'm going to spend it with my family now. I'm blocking you for the day just so I don't have to worry about this stupid conversation whilst I enjoy xmas. I'll unblock you on the 28th. Goodbye and happy holidaze.
then i guess i've given you the gift you came to youtube for: conflict.
you are why we get mistreated when we try to make reasoned arguments, you are why the word atheist is associated with dishonesty and belligerence. you should be ashamed of yourself. but you're not, you're proud of yourself.
now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to not observe some barbaric winter solstice ceremony.
No, you're just a dick. If you don't have a sense of humour it's not my fault. Seems to be you're just a preachy moron and the one who truly wants conflict. Well you won't get it from me.
ye, thats not really a joke, its more of a story. anyways, as a christian, ive seen a lot of decent comedians who are christians and do clean comedy and are just as good (if not better) as people like bill bailey, jo brand etc. have a look for some other jokes then judge :)
What you read wasn't a joke, it was more like a fable or parable. I could've just as easily have found an unfunny Atheist joke on the "inter-web", delivered it as poorly as you delivered yours, and similarly wrongly concluded that Atheist comedians aren't funny. Comedians who are Christians are just like comedians who aren't Christians in this respect: some are funny and some just think they are.
harriswhistles 3 years ago
Ummm....Yay for the music?! !YAY!
KN0MADD 3 years ago
Who would have figured that that joke sucked, it sucks just like religion as a whole!
Helldistroyer 4 years ago
yes we know christians aren't funny. But! they aren't supposed to be. Think about it...then take the blue one..u'll thank me.
Ninjanibe 4 years ago
What are they supposed to be? Misguided gullible fools? And matrix/alice in wonderland references are so dated it's sad.
Twackius 4 years ago
May God have mercy for an insane person like you.
byorp 4 years ago
May Athena bless you with the wisdom to see the error of your ways.
Twackius 4 years ago
Sorry, Twackius, I didn't mean to be rude, but such jokes are not the best way to have a dialogue.
byorp 4 years ago
Well you were being rude, you've called me insane and a pervert on my bulletin board.
Twackius 4 years ago
It was because of your background img, very offensive.
byorp 4 years ago
So? Don't look at it then.
Twackius 4 years ago
how about don't post it then? it only serves to make you look like a childish anti-christian
neomp5 4 years ago
Go to hell and don't presume you can tell me what to do.
Twackius 4 years ago
why can't you tell you what to do? if you're incapable of being responsible on your own, then it falls upon others to try and do it for you.
neomp5 4 years ago
I'm being perfectly responsible. Religion doesn't deserve respect or reverance and if someones faith can't handle a silly zombie jesus picture, they've got bigger problems than me.
Twackius 4 years ago
their reaction is irrelevant. the issue is your own childishness in seeking such a reaction.
neomp5 4 years ago
Not seeking anything. Just thought it was a funny background. I have the right to put up whatever background I like.
Twackius 4 years ago
you don't think it's funny, you think the reactions of christians to blasphemous images is funny. you get off on vulgarity. this is the very thing that drew you away from christianity to begin with. it is an irrational and immoral behavior.
neomp5 4 years ago
Drew me a way from christianity? I was never a christian, idiot. I don't think it's vulgar or blasphemous because portraying fictional characters as zombies isn't. Why don't you fuck off to china if you like censorship so much?
Twackius 4 years ago
as i already explsined, this is not about the reaction or the subject matter, it's about your behavior. it's like a person who swears all the time not because he wants to, but becuse other people say he shouldn't. he doesn't swear because he thinks there's nothing wrong with swearing, he swears because OTHER people think it IS wrong.
neomp5 4 years ago
I didn't put the picture up because I thought other people thought it was wrong. I put it up because I thought it was funny. I couldn't give a fuck what other people think and neither should you.
Twackius 4 years ago
you know that's not true. the person who created that image did it for the same reason you posted it: to make christians angry. this is not rational behavior, and you are giving us a bad name.
neomp5 4 years ago
Once more, I don't care what you think. You don't know me and I don't care what you think. However it's xmas, you're boring me and I'm going to spend it with my family now. I'm blocking you for the day just so I don't have to worry about this stupid conversation whilst I enjoy xmas. I'll unblock you on the 28th. Goodbye and happy holidaze.
Twackius 4 years ago
then i guess i've given you the gift you came to youtube for: conflict.
you are why we get mistreated when we try to make reasoned arguments, you are why the word atheist is associated with dishonesty and belligerence. you should be ashamed of yourself. but you're not, you're proud of yourself.
now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to not observe some barbaric winter solstice ceremony.
neomp5 4 years ago
No, you're just a dick. If you don't have a sense of humour it's not my fault. Seems to be you're just a preachy moron and the one who truly wants conflict. Well you won't get it from me.
Twackius 4 years ago
Neomp5: Making a reasoned argument? To do that you have to have a clue in the first place mate, but hey thanks for the laugh & all the fish!
Helldistroyer 4 years ago
thanks for your contribution.
neomp5 3 years ago
ye, thats not really a joke, its more of a story. anyways, as a christian, ive seen a lot of decent comedians who are christians and do clean comedy and are just as good (if not better) as people like bill bailey, jo brand etc. have a look for some other jokes then judge :)
andrew1191 4 years ago
I refuse to believe anyone is better than Bill Bailey, Christian or not.
Twackius 4 years ago
haha, yes he is hard to beat lol
andrew1191 4 years ago
you Christian morons are a REAL JOKE ! he he you don`t even know what you believe in! BUT NOT JUST CHRISTIANS ALL RELIGIONS ARE A JOKE ! ! !
andydking 4 years ago
you're the joke, atheist, hahahaaa, loser!
to scared to talk to god, hahahaaaa!
Funny, really!
dusmart 4 years ago