Uptown Comedy Club(Yo Mama Battle)

[0wolfplayer0]

Yo mama so HOT, I could stay here all night. What's up with that? lol

[1997jesus]

rob is the real champion

[shuggashugga]

96 people read Jim Breuer's book and found the only clip of Rob Magnotti snapping on the internet.

[MissLaughALot9799]

Rob Magnotti is so hot that if he wanted me to, I'd fuck his mom

[Teentitansgo001]

@19lionkingfan he has gotten a lot better like when he was on the Letterman, that was cool...but I agree, he does seem like an idiot here.

[cavalierfan1995]

rob is the king

[flashsonic45789]

yo mamma is so stupid she thought robin was from the hood

[flashsonic45789]

yo mamma so fat she cant even see her knees

[flashsonic45789]

yo mamma so fat she cant even see her knees

[yip465]

Yo mama so stupid she uses a solar powered flashlight

[kutaap9]

240p we meet agian

[hollyivey1]

your mamas so fat that when she bungiejumped she went straight to hell

[dcrm11361]

Yo'mama so ugly when your dad met her he thought she was wereing a costume

[tvpirate05]

Yo mama so dumb I bought her a Sprint phone and she started running.

[marioguerrero22]

Yo mama is so stupid she couldn't raise you

[MegaTraCkz]

OMDz the white guy is a fucking murderer :D

[kidsworldphoenix]

Yo mama so stupid she thought tupac, eminem, and 50 cent was two packs of m&m's for 50 cents

[DanOfAwsome]

(sigh)

[CPTcripp]

yo momma is so old she was there on the 1st day of slavery

[navykid97]

Your mother has a big ass dick.

[LORDFUGESS]

Yo mama is so fat.... that's it, SHE IS JUST TOO FAT

[MsLilGata]

Yo mamma so old she got an autographed bible!! :D

[TouchMrDeath]

Sry meant 2 say yo

[TouchMrDeath]

To momma so fat that she explodes TNT in her but to wipe it lol

[DatDereItalianGuy]

Yo mama so fat, She stepped on a scale, and it read: "TO BE CONTINUED" Yo mama so fat, She got hit by a bus and she yelled: "Hey, who threw that rock?!"

[19lionkingfan]

i dont like that light skinned dude. his jokes arent all that good and then he wants to act all bad

[Jmiles246]

Your momma is so fat when she weres a red dress all the kids say it the kool aid man

[DanceFerLyfe]

Yo Momma so fat when she sits down in a movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

[Lemur979797]

Your mama is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book

[jwh1999]

@Lemur979797 yo momma lips so big, she uses a paint roller to apply lipstick

[mrsuperpimp001]

@jwh1999 yo mamma used to be skinny, but then she took an arrow to the knee

[navykid97]

Your mother is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

[keegirose]

lol this is 1993 version of wild n' out

[essential1234]

@keegirose no wildn out is the modern version of this.....

[atomichead777]

yo mama so black, that when she went to night school, she was marked absent

yo mama so fat, when she died, she was in a circular coffin

yo mama so fat, when she played jump rope, she caused craters

yo mama so poor, she can't even put her 2 cents in this conversation

yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide jumping off a curb

yo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to change to "GO"

[oLiiMTzxX]

Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth lls

[AntiEmpire1]

lol that guy that got no laughs was like ''fuck this nigger im outta here''

[DragonStr323]

Yo moma so fat she thinks breathing is a extersise.

[milovela1983]

your mama soo nasty the last time she got some ass...was when her finger slipped through the toilet paper....LOL

[melovecats90]

how oldis this?



[JohnnyWuvsMw2]

yo mama so ugly bob the builder said '' i cant fix that ''

[k3ytech]

Xbox live in a nutshell.

[alariclatlee]

Yo momma so stupid she threw a tomato and said go pikachu

[CRAZYJ10ify]

Yo momma got a wooden leg with a real foot

[coolkid92003]

Yo momma is so fat she is taller sideways

[SuperJCProduction]

Since when does the godfather make jokes?!

[Wintertuber]

@rakestraw305002 shut your mouth but take the dick out first... wouldn't wanna hurt your pops

[SelGomez13]

Yo mom is so ugly, she's the reason Stevie Wonder went blind. Yo mom is so stupid, when I said drinks were on the house, she went to get a latter. Yo mom's pussy is so harry, that when your brother was born, he died of rug burn. Yo mom is so stupid, she put paper over the TV and said " i'm watching paper view. "

Yo mom is so stupid, when her husband asked, " what's for dinner ", she opened up her legs and said " crabs ".

[DJA1TCH]

@SelGomez13 Yo Momma soo FAT and STUPID.................that the bitch ate BIGGIE SMALLS!!!!!!

[SelGomez13]

@DJA1TCH What ??? I wasn't saything that shit to anyone. I was just putting it down ! D:

[Wintertuber]

@rakestraw305002

Dumbass troll dumbass joke

[TheGangstaMazter]

yo mama so ugly when she past by a bathroom da toilet flushes LOL!

[jfffh]

lol this is really old looking

[jwh1999]

@jfffh 1993

[elitegamebeast2]

people think yo mama a toilet cuz she's white,round,and full of crap

[jwh1999]

@elitegamebeast2 yo momma so fat, I can hear her sweat drops

[ck1kid]

yo sister is like a boweling ball. She gets picked up,fingered,rolled down the gutter and the bitch still comes back for more!

[sasukesdead1]

@ck1kid yo momma is such a ho she like a garage she never gets full

[maxauto44e]

lmao

[gsutton3]

Rob Magnotti is freakin HILARIOUS.!!!!

[TommyBNSF]

yo mama so old she had an affair with a t-rex.

[lawlor88]

srry but those jokes are shite that they're telli!

[teknogeek3749]

Yo mamma's so ugly she turned Medusa into stone!

[DJ53151]

yo mama is so nasty she prod slatwater down her pants to keep her pants freash

yo mama so stupied she got fired from the m and m factory for throwing out the w's

yo mama is so fat i went walking with her in the beach and kids came to and said look its free willy!!!

i went walking with your mama and people were shooting and the people siad hit the dirt and we junmped onto your mothers back

[DJ53151]

@DJ53151 yo mama is so nasty she prod slatwater down her pants to keep her craps fresh

[DJ53151]

yo mama is so fat she went bungi jumping and went straight to hell

yo mama is so stupied she starved to death in wallmart

yo mama is like a brick shes dirty and flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans

yo mama is so old her first boyfriend was a caveman

yo mama is os fat that when she went on the scale is said... TO BE CONTUED

yo mama so stupied she climbed of a glass wall to see what was on the other side

[ThirdRage]

Yttttttttttttrrrrr

[no3no1fan]

That guy that got beeped last was funnier

[ourLoLMoMenTs]

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKS ON THE BEACH THE WHALES START SINGING "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THO UR FATER THAN ME!"

[hercules520]

1970s im guessing

[SilentAsian77]

yo mama so old her social security number is in roman numerals

[dinomarino1]

yo momma's so fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit!!!!!!!!

[jwh1999]

@dinomarino1 yo momma so fat, she owns a see through fridge!

[ricoismybitch]

@jwh1999 yo mama's so dumb she climbed up a ladder to see what was on the other side of a glass wall

[awesomesaucesocks]

@jwh1999 yo mama's so ugly that people put up her picture in there car so ppl won't steal there radio

[jwh1999]

@dinomarino1 yo momma so fat, she climbed the corparate ladder and broke it!!

[WTFraggrenade]

@jwh1999 Your mamma is like an ak, pull something and she lights up.

[TheGggaaazzzaaa1o]

@dinomarino1

that mad

[N00BSLINGER]

@dinomarino1 EPIC

[Dodroble]

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car XD

[livelaughlovelori1]

yo mama so fat her shadow wheighs 100 pounds! yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see the future! yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired!

[crackerskates]

yo momma so ugly when she was born she didn't get a birth certificate she got an apology letter from the condom factory

[NICKEYBLACK35]

@jwh1999 yo momma so ugly that DMV keeps denying her a picture license

[NICKEYBLACK35]

your moms so stupid i told her i was on a facebook she said "what chapter"

[jwh1999]

@NICKEYBLACK35 Yo momma so fat, she can't join Myspace, she had to join my galaxy!!

[NICKEYBLACK35]

@jwh1999 YO momma so dumb that i told her im going to church today, she said why its sunday

[NICKEYBLACK35]

@jwh1999 yo momma so stupid i said im playing eminem new record, she said yeah she prefers the ones with peanuts and not the ones with pretzels

COURNEY I KNOW....lol

[jwh1999]

@NICKEYBLACK35 yo momma so fat, I can smell the food she thinks about!!

[WTFraggrenade]

@jwh1999 Your mamma is such a whore if i took her to my neighborhood for a hoedown she'd drop to the ground.

[scuffado777]

@jwh1999 yo mamas so fat wen god said let there be light she moved

[jwh1999]

@scuffado777 yo momma so old, I slapped her five and her hand fell off

[Srex76]

@NICKEYBLACK35

[Srex76]

@NICKEYBLACK35 yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks

[iluvmyboba]

I remember watching Rob Mignatti was the highlight these "Yo Mama" battles. He was HYSTERICAL!!!!!

[Spac3Trance]

lol rob failed towards the end

[Midnightx77]

haha rob is awesome lol

[Airforceproud95]

If ugly was a burger, your mother would be a big mac...........STAAALE

[Scaboom]

@Airforceproud95 fucking owned right there aye!

[disturbia8081]

y is rob so damn serious he doesn't even laugh about the stuff all of them say.

[VersionBest]

Yo motha so fat all the buffet has to do is show a picture of yo motha and you'll know it's all you can eat.

[ijk9999]

yo momma so dumb she chopped up a boat to make a raft

[Bluntsorjoints]

Where is Rob now?? he was funny,I forgot about him.

[9236209269]

the white guy is mad serious and funny!

[FlightX101]

@9236209269 Yea xD

He messed up at the end but his first few jokes had me dying hahahha

[clevison13]

Yo mama is so hairy that the onle language she speaks, is WOOKIE

[Marilynious]

Yo Mama so fat she thought a bus full of white pplz was a twinkie

Yo Mama so fat she thought a bus full of black pplz was a patty

[ijk9999]

yo mommas so fat she went to mcdonalds and got a group discount

[gabliciousgirl14]

kml

[meqastar123]

yo mama is so fat dora cant explorer her!!

yo mama is so fat she has to use a matress ass a tampon

[Sodabro999]

yo mamas so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

[RiChi3FB]

yo mama is so ugly instead of round the ankles ,they put the bungee jumping cord around her neck.

[spazzjazz123]

Yo mamma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came BACK

Yo mamma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

Yo mamma so fat she wears the astroid belt

[skywarp1]

Your mama is so hairy, she uses a velcro for bikini waxing.

[StankoPrvanovic0000]

yo mama is like a brick,she is dirty, she is flat on both sides,and she get's laid by mexicans

[SlyHero99]

yo mama so hairy when i try fucking her

i couldnt find her pussy cuz it was so hairy

[SlyHero99]

yo mama so hairy they confused her with king kong

[citygirluvscountyboy]

hahaha....."told her to take the 4 train and she took the 2 train twice.....LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[1995a1995z]

yo mama is so fat, that when someone says the joke "why did the chicken cross the road"

everyone replys "cos yo mama blocked the underpass"

[SlyHero99]

@1995a1995z ????????

[Teodora101]

Yo moma is so fat that her belt size is the equator

[puppygaurd]

yo mama so stupid, when she went to disney world, the sign said disney left, she turned around andwent home

[branjules12]

Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler on the side of her bed trying to see how long she slept...

[MrGorillazfan]

yo mama is so fat scientist thought whales can walk out of water

[imagoindrinkin]

yo momma's so fat that when the school bus goes past she yells TWINKIE!!!

[SlyHero99]

yo mama is so poor that she worx at da strip club

[cyberfish104]

yo momma is so stupid she sold her computer to get internet!

[alex61331]

yo mama so fat she is rolling down the street singin u seee me rolling, yo mama so fat wen she went 2 the beach the whales sang we are family! yo mama is so bald even a wig couldn't help!

[FDZFLOW]

Yo Mama So Fat She Jumped In The Air And Got Stuck..Yo Mama Head So Small She Got Her Ears Peirced And Died..Yo Mama So Dirty She Gon In Da Tub And The Water Jumped Out..Yo Mama So Bald She Took A Shower And Got Brain Washed..Yo Mama So Fat She Use A Matress As A Tampon

[Usernameandwhatnot]

its like an all black comedy club with one Italian guy

[rlazarr]

WOW, Rob actually lost? I never saw this episode, thanks for posting these shows up. I feel like I'm back in the 90's!

[diyajones]

Yo daddy so stupid, he turned himself in to collect the reward money.

[Scytale0facedancer]

used to love watching this show

[Spenser523]

Damn that rob is such a badass!! :D I always laugh soooo hard when I hear a his saps :D

[Ieatalotofjunk]

Funny

[communipaw2009]

no i love white people and from jersey and we dont have racist out here im black but i have alot of white frienfs that im bout to go chill with rite now

[juize85]

3:46 !!

haha

[slipknotdudu]

o common white guy was funny

[diyajones]

"when yo mother was born, she was so ugly the doctor smacked everyone". LMAO

[MrBIGray112]

ur mom so gresy she has backins for banddas

[communipaw2009]

that white guy got him

[JLowTowDoow]

Man this bring back memories. Damn I had tapes of this shit.

[Spenser523]

"yo mamas so stupid that when I told her to take the 4 train she took the 2 train twice" <------ that ones probaly the funniest yo-mamas-so-stupid-joke :D

[MrBIGray112]

yo ma ma so old i told her to ack look ur own a gae she died lolol

[Xproletariatx]

she died from actng gae?

[MrBIGray112]

age

[MrBIGray112]

yo mama so short u can see her feet on her driving card

[KGPF21]

homeboy act like he in tha mafia lol.

[bbdabeast]

who is the white guy

[ACE0HUNTER]

The one that's not black?

[cmpunkwreaks]

the white boy is wack and he acts like he better than everybody

[mariwanaman]

the white guy is better then everybody hes so fucking bad ass man look at him

[yusi0h]

the white guy cheated when he say yo mama is so ugly that we gotta feed her with sling shot its from fresh prence of bel air

[jvnbbbs]

How U know Fresh Prince didn't steal it from him?

[BulletsBasketballDC]

Mtv sucks.

Wilmer sucks.

Yo momma on Mtv sucks.

1992 > 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009.

2000-2009 sucks.

[bobis1231]

hey is that guy tp, tpian? cuz thats wat he sunds like. can someone tell me

[jwh1999]

No not him

[Clickkdiana]

soo lamoo

[myronnytofl]

rob used to kill everybody on this show every week

[jwh1999]

Yup,but lol this one he lost b/c he may have ran out of jokes

[myronnytofl]

yeah i remember one time he killed cedrick the entertainer