At first when he chases her he says "HEY BITCH FUCK NO I JUST GOT UP HERE YOU FUCKIN COME BACK" murders her and has his way with her dead body while making baby mario orgasm sounds
Lol I dunno know but... It just seems more like old man/old woman porn LOL the turtles look like old people... the really wrinkly and bald old people. So when he's making all that noise I was just like... O_O;;; EW?! LOL
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT !!! XDDDDDDD
furkanovich 1 week ago
i love turtle porn!!!!
DHATWHiTEBOi 2 weeks ago
I like turtles.
elwinator33 3 weeks ago
I'm there with your brother! Did you see where he slapped the back of her shell?
OldMusicFan83 1 month ago
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OldMusicFan83 1 month ago
& thats how Franklin was born x)
BeautifulxOxDarkness 1 month ago
@BeautifulxOxDarkness LMFAO!!!!!! ;D
VideoArtist92 1 month ago
Is it sad that this arouses me
Swarley13 2 months ago
boner
Wadef16 2 months ago
male turtle: omg im almost there!
felmae turtle: what, i havent even started.. so boring
Yeekumaru 3 months ago
great mantra that turtle is using
yesanything 4 months ago
@ link: OOHH, Pedometer. I was reading it "Pedo-meter" and was like "Awesome!". @ video: *child's voice*
Qriotrocity 4 months ago
yu are awear..... this is not a turtle... its a tortoise >.<
Gaziell 4 months ago
かわいい(笑)
hidekon1 4 months ago
声かわいい
itukiniko 4 months ago
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saruman80000 4 months ago
ガメラってどうやって子孫残してたんだろう
RB26DETTEX 4 months ago
i am 12 and what is this
alexgrinkov 5 months ago
Pfft. My turtles can beat that!
sam26Original2men 5 months ago
I have the strangest boner.
IRock81 5 months ago
Sounds like my ex-boyfriend
EWstreetbackguy 5 months ago
Aaaah yeaaahhh!!
Xtg7z 5 months ago
get some!
JonVellner 5 months ago
i come back just to hear the little turtle noise <3
ItsJustinBiatchh 5 months ago
Ah Pseeh Ah Pseeh Ah Pseeh Ah Pseeh
aFagToldKaitlynSo 5 months ago
i shared this on fb :D
TheKillerPivoter 6 months ago
@TheKillerPivoter same :D
chica10nsu 5 months ago
Reminds me of a past relationship. -.-
XxAtomicBombxX 6 months ago
@XxAtomicBombxX LMAOOO
chica10nsu 5 months ago
Haha the beginning "BITCH GET BACK HERE!!
FlimFlamFlume 6 months ago
At first when he chases her he says "HEY BITCH FUCK NO I JUST GOT UP HERE YOU FUCKIN COME BACK" murders her and has his way with her dead body while making baby mario orgasm sounds
ItsJustinBiatchh 6 months ago
Kid: This is why I like turtles
fragilous 6 months ago
i'm way too fucking high for this.
wat is tis, i can't eve....
allisonlawlz 7 months ago
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she is not satisfied lol
luvpolo224 7 months ago
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luvpolo224 7 months ago
did you actually search for turtle porn? for fuck sake
mysticalisland 7 months ago
AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH
zythepsarian 7 months ago
my daughter use to make the same noises and she use to say it was her turtle but i KNEW better ...now i know thx TuRtLe PoRn
hugeleft4dead2fan 7 months ago
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1:00 orgasm
Tiagoakafate 7 months ago
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Tiagoakafate 7 months ago
Wow, lol. The male was really having a good time there!
KatideChaos 7 months ago
WTF
HomeMadeVids100 8 months ago
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Yea charle ram that shit fuck her shit up
EddyJose313 8 months ago
Yea charle ram that shit
EddyJose313 8 months ago
this whole thing sounds like a nerd doing it
tugdude1 8 months ago
Lol I dunno know but... It just seems more like old man/old woman porn LOL the turtles look like old people... the really wrinkly and bald old people. So when he's making all that noise I was just like... O_O;;; EW?! LOL
dysan00 8 months ago
the guy is like best i ever had, and the female is like uh had better
214228768 8 months ago
I can fap to this.
RenpikaRozen 9 months ago
10 inch dick, is it wrong when i got a boner over this?!?
xSkiNzZ 9 months ago
@xSkiNzZ yes it is..
TheDeadlyGamer 9 months ago
@xSkiNzZ Nope, keep looking up more animal porn ^_^.
dysan00 8 months ago
LMAO sure this happens in all situations, the girl never seems to be feeling it..
Birmingham213 9 months ago
Looks like she wasn't feeling it :-/
mandirigma79 10 months ago
he looks so happy
SaiyanBrat 10 months ago
should we call this a fail or a win?
declde 11 months ago
What a fuck
anshuo0816 11 months ago
this is not real
thehighlander5007 11 months ago
@thehighlander5007 yes it is man
akatsukinaruto111 11 months ago
@thehighlander5007 why not?
TheDeadlyGamer 9 months ago
Is that justin bieber?
Michael6ixx 11 months ago
Holy fuck Turtles make noise! :O
adtndrums 1 year ago
I seriously hope that no one is getting turned on by this.
MrJpn1996 1 year ago 4
@MrJpn1996 i guess then you don't wanna know, i have the most awkard boner right now
d3str0i3r 3 days ago
thumbs up if you tried jerking off to this...
DamoSuperNerd 1 year ago 2
@DamoSuperNerd dude you got none lol
bcgj27kingoffootball 1 year ago
Great. Now this turtle has a sex tape. Wait till TMZ gets a hold of this!
LickMyJunk 1 year ago
His throat looks like a vagina
Walmart193 1 year ago 25
F@G
dinsmore1994 1 year ago
Climax At 00:40
micah243 1 year ago
5 people got humped by the turtle above.
BlackhawksRBallin 1 year ago
i think the turtles are freaks they are either porn stars or they are freaky enough to let someone watch the it might of turned him on lol
PinkyImoan 1 year ago
the female is like "we done?"
HotProperty83 1 year ago
Tara and Tom make a porno.
BRI12487 1 year ago
The other one doesn't look that into it.
hahah.
WishIWereCarla 1 year ago
It sounds like two 78 year olds trying to fuck
ArsenalTheHedgehog 1 year ago 2
They shooting a porno!? O_O
Zombiestewstudios 1 year ago
"She" looks less than thrilled.
OutoftheCocoon 1 year ago 2
What a screamer!
beauloo 1 year ago
major orgasm
lonetiger745 1 year ago 2
turtles aren't private about their sex life at all are they?
surfmyboard 1 year ago
Turtles have vaginas in thiers mouths!!
spazhead04 1 year ago 9
:DDDDD
varnalesa1 1 year ago
it bangs it's head on the tile like 5 times
cheeseburger10101 1 year ago
im goin to make that sound next time i have sex
mentalyO 1 year ago
@mentalyO virgin
shredfortyler2 1 year ago
LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
toooo funnnny
but so creepyyyy
ahhhhh mann tooo jokesssssss
JadeeSienna231 1 year ago
VAGINA THROAT
xN33Dx 1 year ago 4
Now we all know what turtles reserve their speed for. xD
DragonWorship006 1 year ago 2
bringgitttt' on!
interzoneincorporate 1 year ago
she is like "well, wake me up when you're done honey -_-"
emoomy 1 year ago 2
why doesn't this have more views....
bobakalushbobakalush 1 year ago
Wow this is the real porn (Y)
BliNDInGsss 1 year ago
Nice oh face! Lol
aaronkundla 1 year ago
lol
glenton657 1 year ago
who knew turtles made that sound
9k11r 1 year ago
i just jizzed
Joshrocks456 1 year ago
LOL. I love the sounds it makes xD
MyIntention007 1 year ago 43
Well she doesnt seem to be enjoying it lol
emma423 1 year ago
dear lord..
jack113kid 2 years ago
lmao turtles can move fast when they want
theph0enix24 2 years ago 40
@theph0enix24 that was on tile then again this little guy is going for it so.
mtdewguy123 2 years ago
God, what a boner I got
ziswise 2 years ago 3
That turtle was giving her his oh face
GrandpaMcGridley 2 years ago
1:03 is when the orgasm begins lol
necrokratia 2 years ago
GET IT TURTLE GET THAT SHIT.
sethy1 2 years ago
dude there's a vagina in it's mouth
blackozano 2 years ago
you got one too dude.
sethy1 2 years ago
Haahahaha xDDDD
VickyTyler 2 years ago
THIS ISENT YOUR VEDIO
clrhilla 2 years ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
oh wow, mike you are a loseeer =P
and this video was hilarious xD
dani13erika5 2 years ago
this turns me on.... LOOOL jks
WhoElseButMichael 2 years ago
ur sick
pelisypelos 2 years ago
u need a sense of humour :P
WhoElseButMichael 2 years ago
HAHAHA
xxxMENTOxxx 2 years ago
Haha this was also showed on MTV Live
Arcticat68 2 years ago 2
wtf
RoflCoptaTV 2 years ago
ROFLMAO!
fallenangelbeckons 2 years ago
Hilarity.
mdossantos047 2 years ago