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  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT !!! XDDDDDDD

  • i love turtle porn!!!!

  • I like turtles.

  • I'm there with your brother! Did you see where he slapped the back of her shell?

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  • & thats how Franklin was born  x)

  • @BeautifulxOxDarkness LMFAO!!!!!! ;D

  • Is it sad that this arouses me

  • boner

  • male turtle: omg im almost there!

    felmae turtle: what, i havent even started.. so boring

  • great mantra that turtle is using

  • @ link: OOHH, Pedometer. I was reading it "Pedo-meter" and was like "Awesome!". @ video: *child's voice*

  • yu are awear..... this is not a turtle... its a tortoise >.<

  • かわいい(笑)

  • 声かわいい

  • OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ガメラってどうやって子孫残してたんだろう

  • i am 12 and what is this

  • Pfft. My turtles can beat that!

  • I have the strangest boner.

  • Sounds like my ex-boyfriend

  • Aaaah yeaaahhh!!

  • get some!

  • i come back just to hear the little turtle noise <3

  • Ah Pseeh Ah Pseeh Ah Pseeh Ah Pseeh

  • i shared this on fb :D

  • @TheKillerPivoter same :D

  • Reminds me of a past relationship. -.-

  • @XxAtomicBombxX LMAOOO

  • Haha the beginning "BITCH GET BACK HERE!!

  • At first when he chases her he says "HEY BITCH FUCK NO I JUST GOT UP HERE YOU FUCKIN COME BACK" murders her and has his way with her dead body while making baby mario orgasm sounds

  • Kid: This is why I like turtles

  • i'm way too fucking high for this.

    wat is tis, i can't eve....

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  • did you actually search for turtle porn? for fuck sake

  • AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH

  • my daughter use to make the same noises and she use to say it was her turtle but i KNEW better ...now i know thx TuRtLe PoRn

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  • Wow, lol. The male was really having a good time there!

  • WTF

  • Yea charle ram that shit

  • this whole thing sounds like a nerd doing it

  • Lol I dunno know but... It just seems more like old man/old woman porn LOL the turtles look like old people... the really wrinkly and bald old people. So when he's making all that noise I was just like... O_O;;; EW?! LOL

  • the guy is like best i ever had, and the female is like uh had better

  • I can fap to this.

  • 10 inch dick, is it wrong when i got a boner over this?!?

  • @xSkiNzZ yes it is..

  • @xSkiNzZ Nope, keep looking up more animal porn ^_^.

  • LMAO sure this happens in all situations, the girl never seems to be feeling it..

  • Looks like she wasn't feeling it :-/

  • he looks so happy

  • should we call this a fail or a win?

  • What a fuck

  • this is not real

  • @thehighlander5007 yes it is man

  • @thehighlander5007 why not?

  • Is that justin bieber?

  • Holy fuck Turtles make noise! :O

  • I seriously hope that no one is getting turned on by this.

  • @MrJpn1996 i guess then you don't wanna know, i have the most awkard boner right now

  • thumbs up if you tried jerking off to this...

  • @DamoSuperNerd dude you got none lol

  • Great. Now this turtle has a sex tape. Wait till TMZ gets a hold of this!

  • His throat looks like a vagina

  • F@G

  • Climax At 00:40

  • 5 people got humped by the turtle above.

  • i think the turtles are freaks they are either porn stars or they are freaky enough to let someone watch the it might of turned him on lol

  • the female is like "we done?"

  • Tara and Tom make a porno.

  • The other one doesn't look that into it.

    hahah.

  • It sounds like two 78 year olds trying to fuck

  • They shooting a porno!? O_O

  • "She" looks less than thrilled.

  • What a screamer!

  • major orgasm 

  • turtles aren't private about their sex life at all are they?

  • Turtles have vaginas in thiers mouths!!

  • :DDDDD

  • it bangs it's head on the tile like 5 times

  • im goin to make that sound next time i have sex

  • @mentalyO virgin

  • LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

    toooo funnnny

    but so creepyyyy

    ahhhhh mann tooo jokesssssss

  • VAGINA THROAT 

  • Now we all know what turtles reserve their speed for. xD

  • bringgitttt' on!

  • she is like "well, wake me up when you're done honey -_-"

  • why doesn't this have more views....

  • Wow this is the real porn (Y)

  • Nice oh face! Lol

  • lol

  • who knew turtles made that sound

  • i just jizzed

  • LOL. I love the sounds it makes xD

  • Well she doesnt seem to be enjoying it lol

  • dear lord..

  • lmao turtles can move fast when they want

  • @theph0enix24 that was on tile then again this little guy is going for it so.

  • God, what a boner I got

  • That turtle was giving her his oh face

  • 1:03 is when the orgasm begins lol

  • GET IT TURTLE GET THAT SHIT.

  • dude there's a vagina in it's mouth

  • you got one too dude.

  • Haahahaha xDDDD

  • THIS ISENT YOUR VEDIO

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

    oh wow, mike you are a loseeer =P

    and this video was hilarious xD

  • this turns me on.... LOOOL jks

  • ur sick

  • u need a sense of humour :P

  • HAHAHA

  • Haha this was also showed on MTV Live

  • wtf

  • ROFLMAO!

  • Hilarity.

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