Ed Byrne on Piracy - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[lellbelle]

I wouldn't steal a car... but I'd download one if it was possible.

[ssbaum]

I love the ones that say "You wouldn't download a BEAR!"

FUCK YOU! I would if I could!

[nothuman100]

I always find the piracey ad so funny, because when it says "you wouldnt steal a car", i'v allways gotta disagree and say i already have lol

[Chrome118]

He did this in a live stand up :D

[HPkid10]

i once saw that ad on a pirate dvd...... the irony

[Dazwar4]

i once saw those anti-piracy warings and a pirated dvd which if police are reading is not mine.... anymore

[HyNdZee]

the irony is that the funky music on that anti-piracy ad is being used without permission

[SuperParsnip16]

damn this musics so funky, it makes me want to obey the LAW

[LaoGahn]

XD Damn, he's pretty funny he started off a wee bit rough though.

[pyrrhonian2]

haha its 4:00 and im in my pant i dont think you know me at all

[SakuraXxXIchigo]

Ed is a legend! The Hostile though is a shit film though

[AlbeenoCookie]

"Imagine someone stole your car... AND IT WAS STILL THERE IN THE MORNING."

[PaperStab]

@AlbeenoCookie Imagine you worked in the company or factory that makes those cars. You'd eventually be out of a job when people realise they can just copy your cars instead of buying them.

[AlbeenoCookie]

@PaperStab calm down, it was only a joke (and not even mine) I'm not THAT big an idiot

[meirasanya]

This was my favourite joke from when I saw him live. Complete with manic bouncing around the stage

[kathirosex]

This is my favourite stand up from MTW ever.

[samtheman485]

Let's hear from our choir of the week. It's not the Von Trapp family but it was the trapped family it's the fritzls from austria!!! lol

[FinalFantasyAerith]

This is one of my favourite ones of all time xD

[plymouthhardstyle]

oh this music is so funky it makes want to obey the law!

lmao

[bklurchio]

You can't download a handbag. I wouldn't steal a movie if they were being gripped by someone on the street.

[616Calum]

You've got to love Ed Byrne people

[616Calum]

You gotta love Ed Byrne people

[chiffmonkey]

Buy a dvd, get told off about piracy.

Pirate the same film, don't get told off about piracy.

I get the feeling there's something wrong here.

[nothuman100]

i'v stolen a car, movie and a handbag.......... but piracy is toooo bad for me XD

[highestsettings]

You know it's fucking stupid, people who pirate get better treatment, because all the fucking ads are stripped and it's free. When will the dumb fucks who run anti-piracy stuff realise, people will buy the DVD's if they get something out of it that they can't with piracy, and they aren't fucked over with ad's.

[CraigFootballVideos]

Saw him live last year.

Was class.

[boffgirl]

Ed is so into his argument, you can see the enthusiams in his face

[rasmusfribble]

You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't steal a policeman's helmet...

[DeASplode]

@rasmusfribble You wouldn't go to the toilet in the policeman's helmet.

[jamiew97]

"You wouldn't steal a car." I would if I could download it.

[TheWestSux]

@jamiew97 Brilliant comment.. here, download a thumbs up :D

[hiddenbutdeadly]

ed byrne watches hostel wearing just pants..........

the hard truth of comedians

[SacredSobek]

"Ooh, this music's so funky it makes me want to obey the law."

Ed is so underrated.

[BigBadScotsman]

i seen him yesterday in ultralase in glasgow n didnt even relise it was him haaa

[Electroguy1996]

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR!

[Starthrust1]

This musics so funky it makes me want to obey the law! xD

[SinergyWave]

I prefer Ed Byrne doing stand up rather than on mock the week but he still has his moments, and piracy isn't stealing in the usual sense. Pirating a dvd is not the same as stealing a dvd from the shops...piracy is illegal because of intellectual property rights etc not the same as physically stealing something.

[hdanliam]

I have been trying to find the clip for AGES!!!! i remeber rolling on the floor when i watched it on tele and i couldnt find it anywhere but now i have LOL

[tyu237]

Ed Byrne should be a reguler along with either milton jones or david mitchell

[17Hongo]

Hostel part everything is rubbish - a shame that he didn't go into it further - It's part of a genre known as " torture porn" which basically involves directors and writers finding more disgusting ways of killing people every time they make a new film. this pseudo-entertainment is just a way of spoon feeding gore to Romero fans during the breaks between his films in a (terrifyingly successful) attempt to make money - now that's getting on my tits

[JadesVidz]

I was waiting for him to say " You Wouldnt Steal A BABY!"....

[MoonPhase94]

Thing is, yeah, I wouldn't steal a car or a handbag. I'd get caught. But would I download one for free? Of course I fucking would! >:)

[Libervurto]

@MoonPhase94

As long as you do that for shit films like Hostel that's fine.

[FinalFantasyAerith]

This music is so funky it makes me want to obey the law!!!! xDD

[egosumlupus]

@FinalFantasyAerith I swear he sounds a lot like Dara O'Brien when he says that!

[NCONiall]

@egosumlupus Thats because there both Irish

[dogsarefab]

@FinalFantasyAerith thats my favorite bit too, I love it when he goes off on a rant its sooooo funny :-D

[1988Marnie]

Ed reminds me of one of my lecturers. He looks similar to him and is just as funny (which is very)

[XxXN311YXxX]

Ed Byrne FTW ! :)

[MajesticAngel13]

He's right, Hostel Part 2 wasn't a good film. I wasn't surprised that it wasn't good.

[Sessioner11]

hahahaha that was hilarious!

[EresHughesy]

why did frankie really leave and i think ed bryne shud be the next person to take over as a regular

[DonbeeFwz]

@benkerrmorgan: Wrong. Before one recording of Mock the Week, he felt a bit ill because of the tough schedules he has and he decided to talk to an ambulance crew that were outside because Blue Peter was being recorded. He didn't feel all too bad, but to be safe, they took him to a hospital.

So, no, he didn't have a heart attack. He just felt rough and went to hospital to be on the safe side. Look things up before you make blind accusations.

Oh, and that info is from an interview with Frankie.

[karljmcgregor100]

yh i think the music is so funkey i obey the law now:)

[rosesRred95]

this music is so funky it makes me want to obey the law, well who hasn't thought that?

[clairyfarey]

IPoopedInTheUrnial

Frankies Left...

[clairyfarey]

He should take over from Frankie as a regular :D

[IPoopedInTheUrnial]

No way, frankies the best.

[dabuizel]

@clairyfarey He should I think he is the most appeared guest on the show so he should have the right to!

[ithacanexile]

@clairyfarey Either Ed or David Mitchell, I wouldnt mind, I like David Mitchell's rants and Ed's great take on life.

[RiquelminhoUK]

@ithacanexile David Mitchell FTW!

[Thecrimson08]

does any1 know were frankie went?

[alcockell]

Heart scare - he decided to leave the series.

[atticusboyx]

he left for other career commitments. hopefully he'll be back

[animalcrossing879]

@Zombievomit Where did u get all tht shit info from then?

[XhezthecrazymetalerX]

"Oh this music is so funky it makes me want to obey the law!" =]]

[ColourMeFree]

He should be one of the regulars, he's underrated I think.

[Valen123456]

@ColourMeFree With Franky Boyles departure he could be

[mcsammer4]

defo

[iNJW]

@ColourMeFree YEP

[lolawolf12345]

na nanana na

"Oh my god this music is soo funky it makes me want to obey the law"

LMAO

[JoshRobertson142]

"this music so funkey it makes me want to obeyh the law"

[dogsarefab]

I love Ed Byrne, he's so funny especially when he goes off on one! I love him :-D

[250Trojan]

Absolutely!!! Ed is so right about those ads geting on our collective tits.

[ASR1927NTNP]

It's 'hermaphrodites up for the chop'

[Minghaggard]

my bad :D

[shazwalks]

i seen him at dunfermline on sat past, he did this joke, i loved it!

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

too true :)

[RayRocksMySocks]

I saw Ed yesterday at Bristol, Gaawsh - he's legend! He did this joke and a couple off'a Live At The Apollo. x

[xfashioncrazyx]

omg!! love it!!! oh this music's so funky it makes me want to obey the law!!!

love mock the week!!! xxxx

[Kerriangel]

Oh this music's so funky it makes me want to obey the law!!!

[blackbess999]

I think you don't know me very well at all sir :)

lol. love it.

[TheDoctorFan2009]

Im sitting drunk at four in the afternoon, in my underwear, watching a film where men are being tortured.... i think you dont know me very well at all sir...

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[RayRocksMySocks]

I'm going to see Ed Byrne in November !! x

[yamabushi170]

Oh man, I saw him a couple of weeks ago, and he was absolutely superb. You're gonna have a great night!

[RayRocksMySocks]

Thanks x

[poppyjaypalmer]

Whoo! Ed Byrne is hilarious!!

[psychicllamakiller]

Bet u anything he replaces Frankie Boyle as a regular....

[clinty1989]

oh this musics so funky it makes me wanna obey the law!! lol

[IGotSoulx]

This has to be my favoroute mock the week moment. LOVE IT!

Me and my friend played this clip in our media studies class (we chose to do our project on the show) and we were just crying with laughter at the front of the class.. it was embarassing but sooooo funny!! :):)

[Kerriangel]

*Mimics piracy ad music*

Oh this music's so funky it ameks me want to obe the law!!

[MrCommentz]

Hermaphrodites up for the chop hahahaha.

[Charlotted17]

ooh this musics so funky it makes me want to obey the law

officially one of my fave MTW quotes ever :)

[LesCheveuxRoux139]

i luv him- so damn funny and kinds cute

[Plokia66]

"I think you don't know me very well at all, sir"

MtW is awesome, and he's a great comedian! Love it!

[bethanyb3003]

This music is so funky it makes want to obey the law!

Comedy gold.

[weirdel999]

i love ed byrne hes a fucking comedy genius (or however you spell it) AWESOME!!

[JamesFromNottingham]

He's so right Hostel Part 1 and 2 was wank. Though Hostel part 1 was basically a porno for the first 10 mins.... lol

[Genevievus]

"This funky music really makes me want to obey the law" HAHAHAHAHA!

[GoneWithTheSinners]

i've never seen him look so smart on MtW..

he has to be my favourite comedian ever

<3

[themanwhoknew]

And the irony is the pirate copies don't have the piracy warnings.

[browncookie13]

aha priceless!!

[MADAMEOCTA07]

LMFAO i love ed byrne

[dancingpaws1]

brilliant

[Uk0WANg3]

this is hammond And james mays love child

[grobo11]

mock the week

[ElectricKipper]

Which one is it when Ed goes "AM I INVISIBLE IN THIS FUCKIN' JACKET..?

[acyrox2426]

i think it's 'mock the week bible' if it's not that then it's definitely something.. bible.

[cabbages567]

It's on the video called "Mock the week - Bible" its near the end.

[dancingpaws1]

hermaphrodites up for the chop next !! LOL

[NexusDarkworld338]

I'd probably steal a car

[Smeds2008]

:O wow give this man a medal

[emizy]

lmao i am drunk at 4 o'clock in the afternoon in my pants!!! brilliant!!

[SkyLovesRealHipHop]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ROFLCOPTER LMFAO BAH HAHAHA, Lol.. Ed Byrne is just classic

[SilaVendethiel]

I used to be terrified of that old pirates advert where the guy shoves the brand at the screen! I totally agree with Ed like, especially since my player won't let me fast forward through those damn ads!

grr...

[TheOrangeFondler]

unskippable titles on DVDs, especially those involving piracy are so annoying

[ChaosmusicEX]

"Ooh, this music is so funky it makes me want to obey the law!"

Ed's best line. Ever.

[Swifty6288]

i like the one were stewart francis does about family then ed byrne does one about kids thats the best round i ever saw. russell does a really good one in that round aswell

[bigronnie3]

I love the one where he says:

"allow me to answer your question with a question... why dont you FUCK OFF" XD

[Superduperminime]

you mean 'unlikely things to hear on question time'? yeah its awesome xD

[TheConciseStatement]

It's a horrible advert but I love the irony of it opening my recently ripped DVDs.

[ElvishPrincess99]

The music IS pretty funky. They just haven't managed to perfect the trick of subliminal messages yet...

[gavin0406]

oooo this music is so funky it makes me want to obay the law!

LMFAO! HAHAHAHA

[Howler15]

i saw him in norwich was one of the best night out ive ever had and this is just amazing

[RiquelminhoUK]

This guy is pure genius!!

[MadameMeganBeth]

No shit Sherlock :P

[RiquelminhoUK]

Thanks for the sarcasm =|

[MadameMeganBeth]

Welcomes, I was in a sarcastic mood. Am a lot tbh.

[Kebabbie123]

which i think we can all agree that it is starting to get on our collective tits.

[doughnutmonster1992]

ed byrne is legend! he is so funny

[Kebabbie123]

i am drunk at 4 o clock in the afternoon, in my pants, about to watch women be tortured to death in an underground bunker in eastern europe, and your saying i wouldnt nick a poxy handbag?

[Onlichka]

why would't he watch women tortured to death in an underground bunker in his home town?

[Talaayn]

lmao! I'm going to see Ed Byrne in Blackburn soon :D

[Slapbass13]

Saw him in Ipswich. Best standup gig i ever saw, and ive seen a few.

[ArathorEUBux]

I saw Ed Byrne in Lincoln a couple of months ago. He's was bloody brilliant! One of the best comedians I've seen.

[DogtagsMadhouse]

He is looking sharp in that suit.

[streetzuk]

lol, Mock the Week is awesome.

[OoashlynoO]

:L :L i love it when he sings the music.

and his voice when he says 'oh, this music is so funky it makes me want to obey the law!'

So funny. Him, Russell Howard & Mark Watson need to get together & do a show.

[camblunt100]

I totally pay to see them as a trio.

[squishy3000]

"Oh, this music is so funky it makes me want to obey the law!" XD

[starscouter]

I pretty much bust out laughing when he said "on our collective tits."

maybe i'm just immature.

[Baden98]

Perhaps, but why be mature if you can't be immature?

[grpfo]

I was in stitches at the whole clip hahaha, best laugh i've had in ages! :D

[evaria666]

i just find myself youtubing this video way too many times - its so damn funny though

[carrieanner]

I really, really have to stop watching this video!!

[chloejclark]

whoops! i meant to say irish! im a retard...

[chloejclark]

oooh, his welsh accent's sexy! not as hot as russell howard though, i'm afraid. ;P xxx

[UchihaItachi1337]

He's actually Irish, for a welsh accent I refer you to Rhod Gilbert, another comic genius

[nothingtoobig]

lol, its irish,

btw i remember dara o briain doing this same joke on one of his tours

[caitie1494]

Welsh?

LOL.

[ozyboi]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[SmokeThatSh17]

One of the best so good I watched it twice!

[PorcelainAlligator]

Saw him last night...amaaaaazing guy :D

[goodhelen]

going to see him at the hammersmith apollo!

[ghlvjt]

Sexy and extremely funny guy :D

[adoroboixos]

I saw him last night in Porthcawl! This guy is a legend!

[angelfiredra]

no offence to porthcawl but what was he doing there> (btw im from cardiff way)

[adoroboixos]

lol none taken. He is doing a uk tour of smaller venues and porthcawl was one of em.

[FrizzlyRhino]

Lol

I saw him tonight, very funny man :)

[xxxxSquirtxxxx]

:D now that has just got me out of a really bad mood :D loved it :D

[AliceinPonderland666]

lol "music so funky it makes you want to obey the law!" haha i love that part

[Philip205]

I was at The Lowry saturday 14th March. He was absolutely brilliant.

[KEELEYnCATHY95]

oh 14th march was my birthday that would have been a great birthday present if my parents werent so tight. lOl

[chipmunkcheeks101]

Hehe!! he did this in Peterborough too!! He is hilarious live!!!!! Still laughing!!!

[HyundaiUK]

I'm gong to see Ed tonight in Birmingham,

[Cockintheface]

He did this gag at The Lowry on Saturday night, he is great live

[M3GXD]

I was there! =D

just thought it was necessary to say that..

[karlb1]

I saw Ed on friday... i haven't laughed so hard in my whole life, he told this joke and everyone pissed themselves... then he said something about wanking to The hills have eyes....

[prissylittlekid]

I love that instead of the usual 'lalala', Ed Byrne manages to use the world 'anal' to sing that annoying song.

[footyking77]

one word:

hilarious

"ooh this music is so funky it makes me want to obey the law"

brilliant