PORTAL 2 - Loituma - Ievan Polkka russian ver.

[ShadowKunaiStorm]

YYYYEEEAHHHHHHH!!! THIS IS MY NATIVE LAND!!!! NOW IM GONNA SPAS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dfxdfmndf45i­oplokoi(T#U(YRB&)VY@*(RYV*()C#­)FYC)EYF(C#(YFC(0#YCBF(Y(*BY$V­YB(_Y_(C*N*(_$YCHWEUFHCFWEUFHC YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEAAHHHHHH!!!

[VenthVaetyre]

Just found this and it's an insta-endearment.

Sounds so awesome~

[NoMorelsHere42]

for all of you confused about the lyrics: Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti. Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti, sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan. Salivili hipput tupput täppyt äppyt tipput hilijalleen. Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä ko immeiset onnee toevotti. Peä oli märkänä jokaisella ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti. Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan. Salivili hipput. >wut

[1GenieoftheLamp1]

1:11

GLaDOS: Is she still singing, or are we going to get back to the test?

[Gwhsdove]

that sad moment when you want to play a song in the school of rock concert and realize no now has a chance to sing it. lol

[TechnoKitten860]

@vargas4211 It's a portal gun, idiot. -.-

[vargas4211]

Is she spinning a...BRA?

[obsession2eetbutter]

@vargas4211 LOL!!! it looks like it but actually its a portal gun

[Hypercecil101]

@vargas4211 do you know anything about portal that the portal gun

[luismendez1966]

do you have lyrics in russian of this song?

[yomi4146]

This proves that Russian is the language of love! XD

[Xeotroid]

This is why GLaDOS don't make Chell happy - if she watches her smile, it causes her crash.

[tyrantpagaza]

what about wer wrist

[obsession2eetbutter]

This one is wayy cooler than the finnish one



[Linuxdirk]

Russian is such a beautiful language – even if I don’t understand one single word …

[ScaryGnomeFilms]

The Russian voice sounds beautiful.

[kibaloveswarriors234]

Le

[bloodifang]

ña and ñe everywhere :D

[Thunderchin]

I see that Aperture Science Advanced Wrist Replacement there!

[mateusluanbmp]

/watch?v=uzmt5Dju67w

[MrEt35]

IN AMERICA THAT IS NOT HOW THE SONG GOES

[MaitlandJones]

In soviet Russia house burns down lemons

[naomi10lol]

O.O wow chells arm can twist good......

[darkhellspartan975]

@naomi10lol i had reach...but she had flexibility~

[majormojo500]

wrists dont go like that... D:

[deluxeishmael]

hmm twirling twig leaf... song, write? well some type of leaf stick

[Zoruafan999]

in soviet russia lemons burn you

sorry just had to put it out there

[TheRastaJoe101]

Oh god, her hand is inside that thing. O_O

[malinalli3]

Chell got here!

[vietboii615]

Lyrics pls



[Kamba1a]

@vietboii615 Something like: The sun shines brightly, Birdies sing songs. Along the unbeknown trackway I'm going to my darling. I hope I will not meet The bear or gray wolf Because my beloved waits for me. I've sat down bashfully on the stump, I've a little got tired. I've got from the basket The tasty sweet cake. I've bit off it, turned round - The marvelous beast has appeared out of bushes. This villain has assailed me and taken My rubicund cake!

[Kamba1a]

@vietboii615 Part2: "Maiden, dance and sing! Surprise me, my friend. And then I will return yours sweet And rubicund cake to you." I've danced, I've froliced, I've sung songs. "You monster, Give my cake back!" The sun shines brightly, Birdies sing songs. Along the unbeknown trackway I'm going to my darling. I haven't met The bear or gray wolf. I've sung and danced Anyway It has eaten my cake. :D

[warnightify]

yatkasılyet somuşkaa kıçıma girsin ibayuk banyuetan prakyun mima mumiyun

[TheAhtassar]

Let's sing: Ярко светит солнышко, Птички песенки поют По неведомым тропинкам я к любимому иду На пути мне не встречайся ни медведь ни серый волк Ждет меня,не дождется ненаглядный мой милок На пенёкк присела робко,утомилася чуток. Из лукошка я достала вкусный,сладкий пирожок Надкусила, покосилось дивный зверь из за куста налетел и отнял гадкий,мой румяный пирожокк Попляши и спой девица,удиви меня дружок Я верну тебе твой сладкий и румяный пирожок If you get it [trollface])) 

[primeEmu16]

love this vid.

[xbluedevil73]

I can't help but think the person singing this has a pretty voice :3

[Groudonmaster687]

Her wrist is not supposed to bend like that.

[BRUTALBERT64]

God i wish i understood that...

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

spaaaaaaaaaace... 

[TheKelly090]

@mokana713

thats the i in big

[mokana713]

@TheKelly090

what?

[TheKelly090]

@mokana713

what ever :P

[mokana713]

@TheKelly090

umm okay? your confusing me. ievan polka does start with an i

[GhostPlanetFilms]

A Portal Loituma? Seriously?

[nerusuzumiya]

4 pepole´s screen was upside down, so they thought that the thumbs up button was thumbs down and therefore clicked wrong

[InsEvolution]

This is why Chell is mute; if she wasn't, Portal would of been a musical. Poor girl, all she ever wanted to do was sing, but GLaDOS said no! D:

[xbluedevil73]

@InsEvolution No! it's a battle of vocals >:3 GLaDOS is just tryna steal Chell's spotlight D:

[maskmario10]

i think chell broke her wrist...

[yeoldpepsi]

GLADoS: Stop it!

[kakokapolei123]

Should be companion Cube

[aurafox1]

Yes, go ahead and spin it around and risking destroying the device. It's not like it's more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE]

[TheAhtassar]

ЙА АХРИНЕВАЮ

[AnswerNQuestion]

I thought she was mute

[Ninjadude2012]

0:53 the ghosts of old soviet premiers.

[TheP1ngP0nG]

can annyone translate the song?

[cameraboy7823144]

It seems that GLaDOS and Chell disliked this :/

[kenny241100]

I'M GONNA BURN HER DOWN WITHBTHE LEMON'S.!!!.

[olsieee]

i really like the language .. i like it so much.. its so... ♥

[12thelurker]

Chell's wrists are broken! D:

[CWINDOWSsystem32]

@12thelurker

no, she's spinning the portal gun on its trigger

[12thelurker]

@CWINDOWSsystem32 One thing I ever learned is not to mess with system32.... so okay then :c

[almann1117]

o.O Chell--- what.

I'M GONNA MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON!!

And I am also a potato >:(

[fkagahsdfs]

this is epic XD

[ScaryGnomeFilms]

This is the best thing in existance. Russia+Portal2+ThePolka...goda­mn I love this

[dokidoki118]

DANCING IS NOT SCIENCE!!!

[crazyboyz313]

@dokidoki118 DANCING IS SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crab7100]

its funny how any version of a song turned into russian just has the same music but the works are completly different this is expcially true to barbie girl i honoestly to just noticed

[mokana713]

@enarvaez19 'no prob- its a super common mistake

[CoalitionOfGearsGOW]

THUMBS UP IF YOU SAW GLaDOS!

[Tsailanza]

Actually, I think this song is in russian. Weird.

[lilypop87]

Saw it on deviantart~

[Peach0815Play]

The pic on dA have MUCH better quality o.o And I dont like this version of the song o:

[riderdahedgehog]

this video is a lie...

[tubahip]

let's sing:

slfjesfsehfoe

ghseoighseogh

sehg

osihg

soigho

siehg

soeihgsoge

i

:3

[DragonSkin342]

@tubahip Because stupid american's can't learn russian? Oh well.

[TeruMikami2345]

@DragonSkin342 Why bother? Americans are thick headed to learn anything but american english

[applejuice54321]

@TeruMikami2345 ah silly jealous brits.

[TeruMikami2345]

@applejuice54321 im not brit

[spalman100]

is russian



[TheKingdomofnaruto]

IT SPINS OVER 9000!!!!!1

[leggyfanboy]

not bad