Six Million Dollar Man "Bionic Mission Vehicle" commercial

[THYCHANIE]

Why he need a vehicle to see it? Doesn't he have a Bionic Eye?

[MasterJediDude]

Because you know he can spot the depleted uranium container when it's clearly marked "depleted uranium."

[sundayess]

i rember i had this toy but i thought it was shit and put it my backyard and buried it and moved from that house so now that i saw this i just wish i hadn't done it

[daadyfully]

@sundayess Like me : (

[sundayess]

@daadyfully true that

[mecotterill]

Wonder how much the (sold separately) six million dollar man cost to buy?

[mikper7]

@mecotterill According to a 1975 Toys R Us flier on PlaidStallions, his "everyday low price" was $5.98 (about $24.27 in todays dollars). Sounds about right.

[agfagaevart]

@mecotterill

In the UK, it cost about £4.95. Dunno how much that is in today's money.

[rockstarkid90]

stone cold

[ScottLeaf]

Steve Austin was da bomb! 

[landrykkb]

@ScottLeaf Long before Stone Cold Steve Austin existed.

[Clintbdee]

Oh crap-I remember having this toy!

[shawnwade351]

i had that vechile. i rember it being a lot cooler then

[markwilsonmd]

Is it me or is the white boy hogging the toy?

[JLChannel808]

I need to get one of these.

[JoanCollins2009]

just got this unique toy today its very kool and the box art rocks :)

[SeaMonkeysUncle]

@JoanCollins2009 I love stuff like this from when I was a kid! Please share with me. LOL! Enjoy!

[korgri]

What would've been really funny is if ABC went along and forced Lee Majors to drive around in a full size version of this thing as part of the show. A lot of people think being an actor might be a lot of fun, but it's mostly going from from one humiliating situation to another. Anyone who doesn't think so should read about how Nimoy had to stay skunk-assed drunk to play Spock. Sure later it was a big payday, but ask Lee Majors how he's doing these days. Most of the time it's a grim scene.

[aldeshsa]

Looks like a dust buster.

[mrrictus]

LOL!!

[emmtampa]

When I was 10, back in '76, my dad would never allow me to play with a colored kid. Ahhh...the good old days....HAHA.....

[bradhig]

I had that thing and the doll. I used crash it a lot like the intro.

[onlymaggoo]

the 1970's were great to be a kid in we had so many cool things .

[clayp72]

Holy crap! I had that toy as a kid. I also had the helicopter and all the extra arms you could by for Steve Austin. Ahhhh, the memories!

[JoanCollins2009]

helicopter ? your dreaming dear there was not one only a repair station and rocket

[Adom]

I'm pretty sure I wanted this as a kid. When I see my parents for Thanksgiving I'm going to apologize for that tantrum I threw 30 years ago when they refused to buy this piece of crap for me. They were right.

"He'd better fly then."---so you wait to see the kid attach wings. Instead, he covers the wheels? How does covering the wheels make it fly? And why did they always try to sell use crap with a string and a hook like it was some amazing accessory?

[SueSnell]

LOL! I did have this - and I only remember playing with it once. Does this mean I have to apologize to my parents too?

[Adom]

A good heart-felt apology never hurts, but at least you played with it once. I never had the chance to realize just how craptacular it was.

[Captmiloman]

This thing must have been the basis of the TTP Six Million Dollar Man vehicle. They kind of look similar, only one was bigger than the other and the TTP version was alot better.

[Mystifier122]

I had the SMDM action figure but I never had this, thank god.

[lawnking168]

The comments are almost as good as the commercials! haha Love it.

[FetidToecheese]

I remember this but don't remember it being such a piece of shit!

[dcb1138]

I don't get it ? Why was the Uranium hidden in the fuel tank ? Is this the work of Maskatron or was someone from OSI trying to smuggle uranium out under cover of the B.M.V. They probably figured Steve never uses the thing anyway. Just their luck they made this commercial.

[MightySaturn5]

boy I tell ya what a hunk o' shit, that thing is nothing more then a slightly re-fitted Ronco 'Pocket Fisherman'...the slightly slow kid in the video looks like Hammersmitty Ogalthorp, a jewish-Brazilin honor student that hailed from the isle of Malta.

The kids would give Hammer ex-lax for breakfast...then take bets at what time he'd start shitting himself, poor bastard never made it past 10:47 am before you'd hear liquid gurgling as Hammer looked like he ate a Sweet Tart

[LPcustom76]

rofl, you are not right!!

[MightySaturn5]

Look at it!....a spatula walluping across the windshield of this 6 millon dollar man "BV-2" will probably shatter and send plastic shards across the room....you can almost imagine the kids mother walking barefoot across the shattered shards and instantly going into slow motion while having a letting out a scream shriek in a slow motion moving mouth

[dcb1138]

Dude...thats the funniest thing I have ever read on youtube.

[moonboots69]

i had this !! (wish i still did, worth quite a bit now me thinks..)

[motrilde]

oh then you miust be alot older than I am

[keegan141414]

Hah hah ha