North Dipper Hundred Crack Fist

[Atma01]

lmfao!!

[redrangers4ever]

YOU WA SUCK!

[Wesnothlich]

WHOA THIS REALLY SUCK

[CavJProductions]

Someone should make a new Fist of the North Star.

I watched this one and...it's really inaccurate.

[shortdan5]

@bigshiz Haha freaken true

[AngdiBoi]

hmm that looks alot like wing chun.......... only shitty LOL

[Rougamaru]

in truth, the movie was enjoyable, it didn't live up to the manga,

but, as a 90's american action movie, it was, by all means, decent enough.

look folks, their possibly doing a new HNK movie in 2012.

their thinking of getting the rock to be raoh.

I for one, think it could work. hell, if they can do the matrix.......

[McWiggl3z]

@Rougamaru dude there not thinking of doing a new movie your dumb lol where did you hear this troll.org

[Rougamaru]

@McWiggl3z I heard about it on a BBS.

but it fell through, there wan't enough interest in it.

later mcwiggler, I gotta speak to jelly jiggler. :P

[AriesKnight78]

How hard was the film crew laughing behind the scenes when Gary Daniels delivered the "You're already dead" line with such conviction after that lame imitation of Crack Fist.

[chidori496]

mockery of Crack Fist...

[pinoi78]

The only good part about this is Akira Kamiya's voiceover.

The rest? It's already dead.

[BillyMumfrey]

The guy does look like Ken a little. The series and the comics had a guy with a gigantic forehead and chin. The only problem is those punches look so lame. Real dumb in live action, It is just not dynamic.

[lck79]

the most retarded movement ever!

[Izanagi1990]

donnie yen would be a great kenshiro...

[amithedoctor]

Ryuken: Kenshiro, I will teach you how to use Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken.

Kenshiro: Okay.

Ryuken: All you have to do is make flurry taps to your opponent's torso. As for the head, just throw your hands around aimlessly and make it look like you're hitting him in a half-assed manner. Don't ask me how that works. It just kills them.

Kenshiro: That's the stupidest technique I ever heard.

Ryuken: Only because this shitty film botched the coolest technique in the franchise.

[egg64]

I remember seeing this as a kid and thinking this was so cool. Little did I know how horribly misguided I was.

[2007RNC]

@egg64 its ok. Everything was cool when you were a kid. I thought the movie Batman and Robin was cool when i was a kid. Then i saw it ten years later and i realized how horribly misguided i was too.

[Yamisaru]

@2007RNC hey i still like that movie<.<

[2007RNC]

@Yamisaru Do u like it as a Batman movie or as a comedy?

[Yamisaru]

@2007RNC not as a "true" batman movie no. but i liked the bad acting, comedy, and stunts.

[2007RNC]

@Yamisaru then thats ok. Thats why i like to watch.

[MrRobocop12]

that wasnt 100 crack fist.That was gay i tell you that.if he did the 100 crack fist he would been hit like a truck

[enzosan84]

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[spiderjerusalem100]

How can you make one of the most badass anime's ever look so lame?

Oh yeah i know, let Hollywood do a live action remake.

[HoukouAoi123]

censorship on the most violent anime EVER, was the producer high?

[zinki120]

More like "North Dipper Hundred Crack Tickles"

[MrAcast84]

Even though I don't like how he over stylized Watchmen, Zack Snyder could totally do Fist of the North Star. I can't wait to see what he does with Superman in Man of Steel.

[MrAcast84]

*sigh*........God damn it Hollywood.

[Winter1Fresh]

Sucked the sweat of a dead man's balls.

[atious]

omg...lol...seriously though

how in fuck does this false shit have any likes at all...useless easily impressed fools...lol

[Aloysius10]

he could have made light impacts instead of no impact.

[egg899]

This guy was in the expandables wasnt he?

[bobkane27]

@egg899 Yeah, he's the guy who got axe kicked by Jet Li

[Rakushun88]

You're already den?

[ormenelle]

Wat °_°

[cjjtheone]

this made me laugh first time because i know it would be bad, question was how bad. the guys expression as he does the move just kills it.

[Dynaman21]

If nothing else, the gang leader had the appropriate reaction.

[QuesoGr7]

North Dipper? Really?

[MBBaronAshura]

@QuesoGr7 well, "Hokuto" is actually translated as the Big Dipper.

[TheInnerSanctuary]

... I'm sorry, what the f*ck was that? O.o

[dark7element]

I've seen overweight nerds at anime conventions do a better hundred crack fist than that.

[swedichboy1000]

i wish the 1995 movie was never created, i mean just look at that shit >:O

[karagz]

The fuck??? Even the least powerful Hyakuretsu Ken sends you flying

[bigshiz]

this was like in street fighter the movie, when ken did that sorry ass, turn around, dont even leave the ground, sorry excuse for a shoryuken an then put on a shit eating grin like he was pleased with himself. we deserve better

[bigshiz]

get the fuck out of here that was pathetic! they could have at least made the impacts sound like he was hitting him and not patting him down.

[royalhunt0603]

はくりょくねえええええｗｗｗ

もっと、CGつかえよｗ

[BabyPunter94]

0:03 ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT­ATAT

[majinnguyver]

proof once again that anything with an Asian license should never ever be touched by western hands.

that's why Hollywood should have a law against this shit

[eteodoroz]

pressione 1 até achar que foram 100 golpes da estrela polar! hahahahahahahaha

[SpartanInfinityX]

"Don't turn your back on me! That wasn't Hokuto!"

"You're allready ded."

"AHHHHH, MY GOD! THAT FUCKING SUCKED!"

*head explodes from shitty acting*

[iHaveOneArm]

@SpartanInfinityX now if that guy could actually act or the guy who played shin do you think they could have made a half decent amiba?

[SpartanInfinityX]

@iHaveOneArm Meh. It's best to leave manga as manga. I'd use the same rule of thumb for comics but comic based movies always differ in quality. Hokuto was originally based off of some movie so theoretically this could have been good. However some people just can't process the concept of "direct adaptation". If it were handled properly then Hokuto could've have been a great action film.

[iHaveOneArm]

@SpartanInfinityX this is true

[tunoddenrub]

@SpartanInfinityX

>Hokuto was originally based off of some movie

What? No.

[SpartanInfinityX]

@tunoddenrub Well, not exactly. The setting is loosely based on Madmax...i think. Wikipedia may have failed me today.

[Th3Sh1n1gam1]

lol, the guy making the brburbuburubrubruburburu sound was not supposed to be Ken, lol.

Stupid french people XP

[SHlNOBl3]

this scene made me wanna watch this movie but i couldnt watch for more then 5 minutes!

[CapTainBuckAHOE]

americans just dont get it...the dragonballz live action movie is another form of proof. oh why do americans have to get something perfect and then taint it?

[amadeofan1]

@CapTainBuckAHOE It's not Americans, it's a select few of assholes who just so happen to live in America. There's a difference

[XxAFIRINSDExX]

That was fucking stupid. Kenshiro isnt a showoffy bitch with a mullet like this guy

[tengokunoshi]

the most lame movie ever made.

[imperiomrr]

the face of that guy !

hahahaha

its like: "What the fuck men?... and they are paying you more than me for doing that shit?"

[UchihaPachi]

ROTFLMFAO AT FIRST I DIDNT think this movie was real but my was i wrong whyyyyyyyy

[MikiLionHeart]

Press 3 : SKIN!!!

[POPCITY2X]

How I hated this movie! I scarred my retinas watching that trash! The best thing about this YouTube clip is the chant of the 100 crack fist.

[Velocity4000fps]

With the money they had to make the film, how could anyone expect it to be as good as the anime. Some movies are better left as a anime. As a martial arts film it is pretty good.

[RikiOhRed]

@Velocity4000fps It should have been renamed then.

[Diggy22]

Oh, this is from the bullshit Fist of the North Star movie with Gary Daniels. They should have waited until 2010 to do this one, and they should let the Japanese do it. If  they can make a kickass movie out of Gantz, then they can do a FOTNS movie that doesn't suck like this one.

[MBBaronAshura]

@Diggy22 but Gantz has japanese people that look like japanese (except the giirls with huge tits). On the other hand, I'd rather see this than a tinier, skinnier Kenshiro.

I know the movie is bad, but it would be better if America tried to do it again, with better-looking characters and a bit more of ATATATATATATATAH.

[ToBeFedVideos]

Why you no "ATATA"?

[RikiOhRed]

Listen to how the guy first screams. It sounds horrifically like he didn't like the move that was used on him.

[IniquityAndMalice]

I wonder if they'll do what they did with the Incredible Hulk.

They made one horrible movie. But then they switched the cast, got a new director, and make one 100 times better.

Get it? 100 times? LOLZ I FUNNY RATE MY COMMENT THUMBS UP

But seriously, that would be pretty cool. I think technology can do it. We just need someone good at directing.

[SHlNOBl3]

press 0 alot for AAAAuuugh press 1 alot for shitty rapid punches press 2 after ken touches the other guys forhead for a baptism press 3 alot for a guy yelling out skill press 4 alot to make kenshiro turn his back press 5 for ready? dead press 6 alot for a guy falling infinitely press 7 alot for sex scene press 8 alot for kenshiro stepping on a guy press 9 alot for cape effects oooh press 2, wait til kens finger goes on the guys forehead, then press 4 to make him turn his back. or 7 then 4

[phishfoood]

oh my, I knew this movie existed but I never wanted to watch it because this was exactly what I expected

[dkshadow89]

This killed me a bit inside.... whyyyyyyy

[amazingonion]

lol

[XxOSTONEBENOTSOxX]

Omae Wa Mo Shindeiru

[bankaiichigo13]

Fail of the North Star..... No way as it as good as the anime/manga :P

[IPA300]

Press 3 for skittles.

[hardvibe]

Hokuto Hundred Tickle Shit!!!

[KickboxerKyo1]

Eh, what else can I call it. Aha! Fist of the North Star, Dark Comedy Edition. Lol

[supereece9000]

that was... that was just awful... so awful that i think i might already be... *explodes*

[RoninAquila]

DELIBERATELY made bad to make all Eastern Media look bad to westerner.

Jews: Proving Hitler RIght Since 1945.

[metrocop1000]

@RoninAquila was that sarcasam? (the Jewish part) I can't tell.

[RoninAquila]

@metrocop1000

Look at how DELIBERATELY bad Dragonball DEvolution and The WHITE Airbender are made and tell me the Hebrews in charge of Hollywood are NOT trying to smear Asia into the ground internationally so people will ONLY watch the crap they peddle like a spread-open-prostitute rather than Eastern Cinema Proper.

Oh, and the the "writer" who raped the comic: Kenshiro is AN ETHNICALLY CHINESE NATURALIZED JAPANESE CITIZEN, NOT some Italian porn star with salami superguled to his chest.

[metrocop1000]

@RoninAquila ok, I get your point with the Kenshiro imposter, but saying that Hebrews run Holly-Wood, and are trying to make Asia look bad? Gimme proof, then I will believe. Other than that: I don't like that Hitler statement. Racist and moronic. >: /

[IniquityAndMalice]

@RoninAquila 1) I believe Gary Daniels is British, not Italian.

2) This has nothing to do with culture. America wants to make money, Hollywood wants to make money. And their audiences love fanservice. So they'll milk it, in any way possible. But to say that the Hebrews are responsible for this...doesn't that seem a bit ignorant? That's like saying all white people are responsible for allowing "black" stations like BET to show shit that improperly portrays black people. It's a mainstream thing.

[iamhungey12345]

That's the worst hundred cracked fist ever.

The video's good, the movie...

[geymer7979]

looks like kenshiro gives this gut a massage)))

[cjjtheone]

why make a movie anyway, the anime was inspired by a film in the first place...

[ZakkiOrichalcum]

I think his head must be exploding because he can fathom how horribly bad this was done live-action. 

[drzoidberg65]

I now want to see Shuu live action

[ProjectRevenant]

I like the guy's "The f-ck!?" face at 0:08., lol

[blizzardregulus]

Wow, thank you, I'll never waste my time hunting down this movie. I'm a huge Fist of the North Star fan, but, man... I can see why this went straight to video. I've seen anime dorks imitate the 100 Crack Fist with better results.

[weldonwin]

@blizzardregulus They can't even do the "ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA­TATATA WATAAAAAAA!" bit that is practically an internet meme all of its own

[BluePlue]

This reeks of so much fail. = []=;;;

[weldonwin]

@BluePlue The only good thing about it was Malcolm McDowel and... for some reason, Saun Penn is in it as Jackal

[Tehpwnage893]

if chainsawa had tits then this movie sucks,

[robludji]

I can say only WAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

It's very very funny!

[chiissu]

the riki-oh live action was infinity times better

[QuesoGr7]

@chiissu

Hell yeah! He smashed that guy's head open! xD

[TheDabeavis]

@chiissu that's evident form this scene, where the hell is the ATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!! Instead we get some stupid elongated HNNG! noise

[R4PH4EL55]

This technique may be super efficient, but it looks soooo dumb XD even the bad guy at 0:08 looks like " man, this is fucking retarded "

[gamingsoul11]

I would like to make the heads of the people who made this movie explode.

[OgreKingTV]

This movie is actually pretty good.

[LouieBayne]

pause the video and repeatedly press 1.....

[ragingjew]

@LouieBayne

i could do this for hours!

[anlaff]

@LouieBayne why ?

[EdwardElric555]

derp

[LEGANDARYSEPHIROTH]

listen 2 him punch lol

[Kyuubi424]

Wow...

I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head...

[YasuneKun]

I tried this at school and it doesn't work. Makes me look cool though because no one knows what Hokuto Shinken is.

[kkoloftt]

what a ripoff of Hokuto No Ken : \ still funny

[project0omega]

@kkoloftt ? but isnt this the fist of the north star live(weak ass) action film?

[YasuneKun]

Computer animation nowadays could improve this tenfold

[Thesleepyninja]

Wow.

The One-Hundred-Crack-Fist is more than enough needed to take down a normal man. They fucked that up so much.

[YasuneKun]

All you need is the ATATATATATATATATATATTATATATATA­TATATATA!

[YasuneKun]

I wanna learn how to do that

[MRGTRB26]

what a horrible live action anime movie...i rather watch street fighter with jvcd but thats not saying much

[MRGTRB26]

what a horrible live action anime movie...i rather watch street fighter with jvcd

[015uio2]

what...(talking dartickly)

[XgbladerRyo]

This kenshiro.....i bet you even Lin or Bat can easily defeat him.

[SonOfTheNorthStar]

Disgraceful. not only did the 90's have the proper effects *cough* guys that made this film *cough* Lazy *cough* but If you want the closest thing to a real Hyakuretsu ken, use a wing chun chain punch, Like IP man.

[NarutoDX]

haahahahahaha! really? that's the best this movie could do?

[Tetzukai]

/facepalm You know what they say about live action...

Today's computer animation could fix up this poor excuse for a Hundred Crack Fist.

[letsparty132]

sooooooo terrible, hhahahahahhahahahaha

[ThaKillaSSJ]

This movie was soooooo bad. LMAO

[oldfrozenflame]

some things should never be live action

[sec0ndevolution]

@oldfrozenflame To be honest, it shouldn't be hard to make a HNK live action movie. It's just a martial arts series with some special effects. These guys just got it so WRONG.

[Scatmn64]

@sec0ndevolution You think that's bad, they thought the best way to rip off Shin's fighting stance was to do "I'm a little teapot."

[sabre926]

@sec0ndevolution

I agree with you on that. The movie tried, but it didn't try hard enough. They get an 'A' for effort, but execution-wise...it gets a D+. There's always the chance for a remake but this time they should let someone who knows the manga or the anime front to back do it. A Hong Kong live action or a Japanese live action would definitely work though.

[Dennoman2007]

:''''''') hilarious. This is up there with "oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man!" and "oh, hey Mark!"

[felphero]

lol at first i was sure this was some kind of parody or something, but then the guy dies and you realize this is supposed to be taken seriously lmaooo 100 crack tickles

[Zexerous]

oh my god this fucking movie I forgot all about this horrible horrible movie, I think that dude was supposed to be jagi

[samuraivaj]

lol i remember watching that

[rednekoboy]

the live action movie

ugh

[transamman69]

Fist of the Fail Star

[IoriGaara]

0:06

his face LOL

[animefreek1211]

what the fuck is this....

[ragingjew]

@animefreek1211 your guess is as good as mine

[Echoejay]

@ragingjew I believe, I could be wrong of course but, its from the Fist of the northstar live action movie that they should've waited to do

[animefreek1211]

@ragingjew lol i just found out its a legit fist of the north star movie but it was just terrible with money so it sucked

[nikkodasiko]

@ragingjew he for got to WAAAA-TATATATATATTATATATAATATA­ATATT

[eatkeniii]

@animefreek1211 a fail mockery of the most many series EVER MADE!

[TonboXChocho]

@animefreek1211 it's the horrible live action Hokuto no Ken movie. Remember how BAAAAAAAAAD the Super Mario bros movie was? This is Superman 64 + ET + generic actors bad.

[hulk0083]

@animefreek1211 fist of the north star

[XenoXray]

Lacks WATAAAAAAA!!!

[Juneman77]

ROFLMAO!!! :D :D :D

[thexenomancer]

OMG LOW BUDGET!!

[Stealthsucks]

He very clearly doesn't hit him about half the time.

[DaCidre]

What movie is this from?

[naricat]

@DaCidre Live action fist of the north star starring Gary Daniels, Costas Mandalor, and MELVIN VAN PEEBLES.

[Ihatethisshitcalled]

Rofl, hilarity.

[SuicidalFailure]

Second

[uawilliams]

First!