Youtube Poop: Slappin Ya Nuts

[HotsumaLaizenJou]

Slapchop Poop, where there's nuts, they slap back!

[Zander101084]

the size of his pickle explains why he has to call a hooker

[thefoxbox2]

PICKLE

[FunnyBoy600]

Sorta funny but I've seen way better

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[poppper]

So what am I supposed to do with the pickle?

[Eliteswordfish]

1 Potato + 1 slap = Stew

1 potato + 2 slaps = Salad

lol

[chucknorrisfan92]

PiCkLe

[derbyfan1234]

super slow motion!

[MWMaresch]

pickle

[GordanFreeman11946]

Pickle...

[Dekoman900]

Vince makes the worst salad in the universe.

Ingredients- Potato, Hard boiled egg, Pickle, Pickle, Pickle, Pickle, Cookies

Procedure- 2 slaps+Salad

[CCharmanderK]

You add the pickle.

[GLUBBERMANTHEGREAT]

71 people dont have pickles

[HustlerMitch]

lol vince the shamwow guy is in a movie now hahaha

[Chris4curry]

yuck!! comes off with the skin and opens like a butterfly to clean.....

[iVoLTaGEii]

aannd choooooop pickle lol check out my slap chop one haha

[Legoking45]

pickle

[calumROBLOX]

n chop n choop n choooooooooooooooop

[RedWolfBR]

Two slaps -- SALAD

[THEIRONBJORN]

and chop and chop aaannndddd ccchhhhoooppppp

[fireball973]

@THEIRONBJORN pickle...

[ReggieRhoden]

rofl chawwwwwpppickle

[therunescapemasters1]

your just gona chop and chop and choooop and CHOOOOOOOOOOP lol

[shadow9415]

lol "SALAD!!!"

[Lizzilolaphobia]

You're gonna love my nuts

[EpicBattleFantacyfan]

lols just lols

[NeoGamemaster]

Pickle-

[InuYashaMart]

0:29 Just bang it, cheese comes right up. :D

[r3ini]

Salad!

[RobinHoodMog]

Thank you TVtropes.

[thediamondgoddess4L]

that sounds like that hurts. Lol

[computerman1997]

slappin' ya nuts.

[legomasterv1]

that old lady's a bit too excited

[bluebird5181]

go to :40

[xCaptxBoogs401x]

you add the pickle, you add the pickle, you add the pickle, you add the pickle, lol

[shoopdacameron]

I found 2 sexual sentences in that at 0:24 you'll slap away all day and 0:28 Just BANG it cheese comes right out XD and theres you'll love my nuts part man vince is weird XD

[waterclear26]

hehe he said "slapping your nuts".......lol

[Texaswes1340]

0:46 XD Lol!

[2cyndaquil2]

Does it fly like a butterfly too?

[ForcheAlex]

And chop and chop and chop aaaandd chooopp aaaaannnnddddd chhhhoooooooppppp

[soulofshiver]

pickle.

[monkeynut000]

0:10 u add the pickle hahahahah

[YeahFrenchy]

I swear to god these YTP's are gonna give me a heart attack.

[RKftw68]

0:30 subliminal message

[Pighood]

It is to raff.

[qwertqwe]

piclke! OMFG

[classiccartoons14]

The old lady mus tlike choppin lol

[HunterMann]

Hey Vince, in English or in Spanish...you SUCK!

[huganemi]

In Spanish it's not you suck.

[zigzagelfy1320]

the more you bang it lmao XD rofl

[Unknown2894]

And chop and chop and chop.. Pickle

[Scavenger574]

rofl i didnt even smile untill the "pickle" and now i cant stop laughing. xD

[Droctogonpus]

You're right, Vince, it is worthless.

Pickle.

[NotSoGuitarHeroPheno]

Pickle

[CaptainChirac]

Vince owns Billy big time.

[CaptainChirac]

Then what happened to Billy? You really thought he had died because of coke?

He died due to Vince's epicness. Get over it, Billy sucked big time.

[Sven2Perroy]

you gonna be in a great mood all day coz you gonna be slapping your nuts

[cheng2012]

ill give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle

[DSquaredDude]

One word. Pickle. =D

[Godzilla0nIce]

annnn choooooooopppppppppp

[Roflcopter378]

you gonna love my pickle

[jasonandrox137]

u chop and chop and choppp..... pickle

[Rick132500]

0:20 < THAT FRUIT GOT OWNED! :D

[soulofshiver]

You add the pickle

You add the pickle

You add the pickle

[SuperGamer1997]

and choooop

[mrtoastism]

PICIIL!

[result190]

PICKLE!*

[sandercommander]

lololololol

[tomppa876]

lol the slapchop really sucks

[Matche]

i still laughed after the vid was finished for 10 seconds xD

[ScaredOfCats]

Just chop and chop and chooopppp and choooppppppppp

[FFRpie4thewin]

Just Bang it, cheese comes right out fine and coarse the skin comes right off

ROFL LOL

Flamunda cheese

[Nurriek]

Two slaps, Salad!

[Fischmen9000]

ouch i slapping my nuts

[GLUBBERMANTHEGREAT]

0:45 I DIED OF LAUGHTER!!!. You got one hand and you CHOP AND CHOP AND CHOOOOOOP AND CHEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOPP!

[PixieDust1996]

0:04 i killed myself laughing X'D oh my frickin God, this is wayyy too funny!

[kwachong]

an egg, pickle, pickle, pickle and cookie salad. sounds delicious

[superfanofmk]

pickle

[flubber924]

OMg this is my 3rd comment this vid makes my day

[SgtB0b]

and chop and chop and chooppp and cccchhhhhhoooooooppppp

PICKLE!

xD xD xD i lol'd so hard at that

[ZetaNeubourn]

And chop and chop anndd chhoop and chhhhOOOOOP.

Awesome, awesome. XD The lady sounds like she's running out of breath.

[flubber924]

this vid deserves more VIEWS

[flubber924]

i luv how that lady ses "and chop

[domisthebomb09]

just bang it and cheese comes out. ROFLMFAO

[velocigecko]

PICKLE!

[TheDoctorPepper7]

lol that commercial was asking to be pooped

[Expunge6667]

Bacteria gets in the food. All the stores have it. You can't clean it!!

[xXxRanDom1996]

pickle : P

[skguitar23]

that was awesome 5 stars

[MKDude600]

I can't watch 0:46-0:50, maintaining a straight face. Its SOOOFUNNY!

[marioman1983]

@MKDude600 i can kep a straight face till they slow the "and chop" down slow, then i crack up

[MKDude600]

@marioman1983 Same! That's kinda what I was referring to.

[NextGeneration247]

@MKDude600 i watched it maintaining a straight face

[MKDude600]

@NextGeneration247 Thanks for ruining it, fag.

[NextGeneration247]

@MKDude600 ur so retarded how can you laugh at the damn old lady saying how good she can chop the slapchop

[MKDude600]

@NextGeneration247 The video editing just made it funny; you're the retard, since you can't absorb that simple bit of common knowledge.

[NextGeneration247]

@MKDude600 I'M JUST SAYING IT WASN'T FUNNY, SHITBAG!

[MKDude600]

@NextGeneration247 OK MAN! Get that sand outta ur vagina! What crawled up YOUR ass? You're exploding like I just ripped ur 2 inch off. Well, sorry about all that, enjoy your gay porn and have a nice day. :)

[saosin96]

@MKDude600 yo MKDude600 SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY DICK SPAM SPAM SPAM LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO BITCH UR A BITCH UR A BIZNATCHHHHHH

[MKDude600]

@saosin96 homoboi is homo

[aerosmith1501]

SALAD!

[Bludolz]

SALAD 2 U BUDDY!

[poornation]

SALAD!

[omgkfcisgood]

PICKLE??

[CDIRick]

aaaaannnndddd choooooooooooooop

[bobthestickman02]

Pickle!

[Transmorph666]

Great job!! I made a Slap-Chop poop too!!

[prinplup3891]

PICKLE

[tun4f15h]

Pickle?

[100ero]

0:44 to 50 that lady is funny a hell

[iILMeeL]

watch this...::chop chop chop chop chop.....chop.....chop.....cho­p...::

lmao @ when it slows down....its so awkward..

[TheLost92]

Two slaps..... SALAD! :D

[EliteKakashi]

I'm still laughing at that random "pickle" at the very last.

[dannykid28]

Slap chop....you will be making great food all day because you will be slapping your nuts.

[TheSteveTheSecond]

That thing actually works...

But the commercials for it are rudonkulus.

[TheThelighting]

Slap Slap Slap Slap  Slap Slap Slap ......My nuts

[TaLoCc]

slapin ur nutz!

[shark96z]

n chop n chooop n chooooooooooooooop... PICKLE!

[mikesta99]

lol, your gona love my pickle!

[Gopeno]

and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chopand chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop and chop

[TheStepMachine]

and SLAP

[Wolfwood824]

That'd be pretty impressive if two chops could turn a potato into a salad. xD

[perry4344]

lol 0:45 - 0:52

[smb40]

and chop and chop and chop and chop aannd cchhooppp aaannnndddd cccchhhhoooopppp

[MC3craze]

Vince has a small pickle.

[4x4jeepX]

2 slaps...SALAD!

[loXlchrislXol]

Even in the original it still sounds a bit like a rap :P

[becongeneral]

i like the original the most. even without editing he still says "your gonna love my nuts"

[bobreeda]

HAHA that was funny ^^ one of the best ones ive seen

[klono123]

and chhhhhooooopppp PICKLE.

[bobbyredskins21]

the old woman is funny l o l

[turnertalking]

In December 2008, Offer, who had previously sold kitchen utensils at swap meets, appeared in another infomercial for the kitchen utensil Slap Chop. Offer's aggressiveness and use of double entendres like "you're gonna love my nuts" have earned him notoriety] and according to an AdWeek blog, helped make Offer "the man who could beat Billy Mays at his own game."

[PaulPower99]

i hope you know that u just copy pasted this from wikipedia

[turnertalking]

Hope is a wonderful thing.

[turnertalking]

On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of felony battery after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Offer, who appears in police reports under his real name Vince Shlomi, contended that he struck the prostitute when she "bit his tongue and would not let go." Prosecutors later declined to file formal charges against either individual.

[gingergingerginger1]

0:44 to 0:52 that woman... I literally laugh so hard I can't breathe every time I watch this, excellent work! Do more of that woman! :D

[Fantaboyz]

PICKLE AT 0:50

[Shudmeyer95]

Pickle!

[companioncubexglados]

I already love his nuts.

wait wut

[pikmintalis]

xD ok wat nuts we talkin about here

[cheapskate487]

Guess  >=3

[TacoMonsterfaceman]

Considering that video was made a good four months after this one...

[jhunt123456]

nope

[pepsi767]

Yes it was, dumbass, Look at the added dates, fucktard.

[jhunt123456]

nope

[StixMS]

SALAD.

[RaunchyApple]

chop and chooop and chhoooooopppp PICKLE

[Tweekia]

Pickle!

[whammy850]

Not the worst I've seen. **

[aika092]

PICKLE

[darkdragon095]

Ending was gay but the rest was funny RAP SUCKS MY NUTS

[hadoken123]

and chop and chop and chooop PICKLE

[Shortyboards123]

your gonna slap away every day! lolzz

[imapi2]

Youre gonna love...my pickle. i cant stop laughing lolollzzz

[YesIm10]

Its easy you just got.... one hand and.... CHOOOOOPPPP

I never noticed how loud she says "chop"

[yesturtle]

pickle

[AsianJediGuy]

lmao

SLAPCHOP! It's worthless! Forget about it!

[ydargc]

Just bang it, the cheese comes right out... The skin comes right off, pops open like a butterfly to clean.

[starryfoxplushie]

Omg, I can barely breathe!

Great vid, love it! XDD

[UltiGamer101]

I LOVED THE LADY AT THE END

lol.

Sounded like a teen.

[ifhgsfj]

pickle

[goldgun44070]

nice

[B25Mitch]

It's worthless. The chopper lands right in the sink.

[domisthebomb09]

you're gonna love my pickle!

hahahaha ROFLMFAO!!