If you measure ..d...ist...ance in hours, you may live in Minnesota. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Minnesota. If you have switched from 'heat' toA/Cin the same day and back again, you may live in Minnesota. If you can drive 75 mph through 2feet of snow during a ragingblizzard without flinching, you may live in Minnesota.
@GooglFascists Just bc he grew up middle class doesn't mean he can't be a redneck or know anything about rednecks. A good bit of rednecks are actually middle class. Plus neither one of his parents were dentists. His dad worked for IBM and his mom worked for the Atlanta school board. Do a little research before you go off on a rant because if your info is wrong you just come off as an ass.
@GooglFascists Jeffworthy is from the south. He was born in Hapefille, Georgia, but is sometimes booked as from Atlanta. a lot of people think rednecks means anyone from below the Mason Dixon line "redneck" has come to mean any southern humor. This is Jeff's persona and how he speaks.
@GooglFascists You obviously do NOT know the epicness that is Jeff Foxworthy. He's probably been doing comedy for longer than you've been born. He's a real redneck. You don't have to be trailer trash to be one. You are an idiot. His stories are from his REAL life. Why do you think he's so funny? BECAUSE everyone can relate. Don't embarrass yourself again.
Hey .......even your mom DONT drive you to school ..and you're old enough to get into any bar in the country ...aint no call for any one to have to see what color draws you have on.
Crud y'all ......if I tried to dress like that ...#1.. I wouldnt have been allowed to be seen on my front YARD and if I DID make it to school...I woulda been laughed clean off the play ground
if yer mother stil drives u to school.. u aint no gangster PULL YER PANTS UP! good one jeff that should be for everyone who wears em like that. i dont wana someone elses but crack
"If your back is so hairy you have been shot more then twice with a tranquilizer gun, say yes to sleeves..........I hope Larry is listing to some of this."
yea exactly good job jeff i hate that to how now days no matter where u go some teenager always has their pants hangin half way down, wen i was growin up if i my pants were saggin i was wearin shorts in cold ass weather. my brothers like that and i cant stand that shit. yet they pick on us rednecks cuz our pants r supposebley high waters wel i'd rather be wearin them than pants that hang half way down pull them up
80% of the boys at my school have their pants down below their knees. "YOU 'AINT NO GANGSTER, PULL YOUR F***ING PANTS UP!" is what I yell every time I see one now. You know why? 75% of the 80% have their parents drive them to school! And I know which ones...XD
@805resident Who cares?? Not everyone, on the net, REALLY needs (nor wants) to hear about who you'd shag...or when. Find yourself a hobby....that takes away your *ahem* tension.
I once had a teacher who made a practice of snagging idiots in the hallway who had their pants around their knees and pulling their baggy sweaters up in front of girls they liked so the entire hallway could see their superman undies. :) I salute you Jeff Foxworthy.
I think that no one should wear jeans so low that you see their drawers. I don't want to know if a guy is wearing boxers or briefs. The worst has to be when I'm walking down the hallway at school and I see a guy with his pants around his thighs and I can see the brown stains on his briefs from where he forgot to whip his butt after using the restroom.
I agree with his Fashion tips.. I work for Wal Mart and pretty much all he talked about is very true.. at least I've seen a lot of what he talked about.. I would like to meet Jeff Foxworthy and tell him that I see pretty much all he described in this video.. I saw it on tv.. I still get a kick out of it everytime.. He's soo good. so are the rest of the guys.
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I didn't watch the video - No clue what you're talking about - foxworthless is not funny - You know your a redneck when you watch redneck videos - Now thats funny right there.
yes, I'd say I am half redneck. but your comments on Jeff Foxworthy are always negative, and pretty rude, too. I think you made your point that you don't like him the first 50 times you commented on his videos.
i really agree w/ "if your mom is still driving you to school then you ain't no gangster, so pull your pants up." In my point of view low pants aren't attractably. But your right the cops probably don't have to chase them so far.
ya seriously pull your pants up
trenticles7 1 week ago
at 5:50 my mom wanted me to see this and i said dad takes me lol
Littleitboy 1 month ago
i have a closet like that :D
LOL
yellowroses23 1 month ago
Um...So I should change my shirt right now then o.O *Looks down at my 'Im with stupid' shirt* xD lol
EpicNight14 1 month ago
It's either a naked woman, or willy nelson using a post-hole digger xD
EpicNight14 1 month ago 2
@hsaymdbnreiyck I think it's to change the resolution of your screen, but I could be wrong.
missindianagirl89 1 month ago
What is the snowflake button for?
hsaymdbnreiyck 2 months ago
@hsaymdbnreiyck it's a Christmas thing
deweystorm 1 month ago
@hsaymdbnreiyck if u push it then it starts snowing on the screen
riley12397 1 month ago
Actually most gangsters still live with their mothers.
CatFlashBlue 2 months ago 2
when blacks were there pants low its called saggin hmmm i wonder what the word would be if you fliped it around
sweetdaddyuknowuknow 2 months ago 2
If he is the one that comes up with these jokes, the man is a genius
caviper1 2 months ago
I don't wanna stay with gramma shes got a buzzard on her back XD
truckman63 2 months ago
Real gangsters dress like mobsters (in suits - like the Mafia) and not these ghetto boys.
ejr23 2 months ago 2
"If your mother still drives you to school, you AINT NO GANGSTER,PULL YOUR PANTS UP!!!" it's a hint gangster wanna be's
summerzgal96 2 months ago 2
@codelyokogurl1994 no it is 13
bobhilly546312156332 2 months ago
he is so insulting to people.
wildvampirebat 3 months ago
@wildvampirebat it's called jokes.Do you hear people laughing or booing him?
summerzgal96 2 months ago
Jeff Foxworthy ROCKS!!!!
sexymama8306j 3 months ago 3
3:55 i gotta learn how to do that.
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TheNathans12345 3 months ago
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Its cute but this guy IS NOT a "redneck". Jeff Foxworthy was raised
an upper middle class dentist's son in town.
Same with the Cable Guy. He tried doing comedy wearing a suit
and epic failed, so he had to learn to talk and dress like a hillbilly.
Don't appreciate fakes who think country people are too stupid to
notice.
GooglFascists 3 months ago
@GooglFascists Just bc he grew up middle class doesn't mean he can't be a redneck or know anything about rednecks. A good bit of rednecks are actually middle class. Plus neither one of his parents were dentists. His dad worked for IBM and his mom worked for the Atlanta school board. Do a little research before you go off on a rant because if your info is wrong you just come off as an ass.
jpoll76 3 months ago
@GooglFascists Jeffworthy is from the south. He was born in Hapefille, Georgia, but is sometimes booked as from Atlanta. a lot of people think rednecks means anyone from below the Mason Dixon line "redneck" has come to mean any southern humor. This is Jeff's persona and how he speaks.
horseangels 3 months ago
@GooglFascists You obviously do NOT know the epicness that is Jeff Foxworthy. He's probably been doing comedy for longer than you've been born. He's a real redneck. You don't have to be trailer trash to be one. You are an idiot. His stories are from his REAL life. Why do you think he's so funny? BECAUSE everyone can relate. Don't embarrass yourself again.
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"I DON'T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA, SHE'S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK!!"
lmfao. best line ever xD
laxpunky97 3 months ago 3
this guy's freakin hilarious!!!!!! XD
mrnonsense1031 3 months ago 2
Hey .......even your mom DONT drive you to school ..and you're old enough to get into any bar in the country ...aint no call for any one to have to see what color draws you have on.
Crud y'all ......if I tried to dress like that ...#1.. I wouldnt have been allowed to be seen on my front YARD and if I DID make it to school...I woulda been laughed clean off the play ground
aslanmemcup 4 months ago 2
You also probably wouldn't be let in the house either.
grizzfan08 4 months ago
"i hope larry is listening to some of this... " :D
garthphantomlife 4 months ago 4
dont let ron white drive the car!! hilarious x))
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I'm a 14 year old boy and I must agree to the gangster thing
youtubinredneck 6 months ago
Looks like a watermelon delivery boy LMFAO xDDDD
cj4754 6 months ago 19
Hot guy at 2:57 <3 (:
vikkimoyer2011 6 months ago 2
@vikkimoyer2011 oo yea
twilightgirl8856 4 months ago
a grandmother at 40
bibobobobonnor 6 months ago
Dale Jr All The Wayyy !!!!!
LeneyDee 6 months ago
I don't wanna stay with grandma,she's got a buzzard on her back...lol
cawilliamsify 6 months ago 4
"I hope Larry's listening to some of this" I say that is a WIN WIN WIN!!
UnknownBlackHand 7 months ago 3
t shirt drawer...... so true...
TheAndie1987 7 months ago
2:52 Thumbs up for back titties! Lol
terrell5159 7 months ago 3
@terrell5159 lol
ImNotPerfect11100 5 months ago
T_T why no part 3?
ReveChanson 7 months ago
i got one
if you think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in alabama...you might be a redneck
yeah lame i know./ i'm not that good at comming them up. i'm south louisiana...noone cool ever comes here
KudoXYukiko 7 months ago
Back tities. Lol
10blonde11 7 months ago
@ 5:46-6:00. I coudln't agree more.
jvlivs2 8 months ago
3:12 Nice tits
atechpriest 8 months ago
5:12 Nice tits there
atechpriest 8 months ago
@GeneralMaximus4 Did he offend you with the "pull your pants up" line?
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ThePatriots010304 8 months ago
i wipped anorexia XD i need that!
jeffskid96 8 months ago 3
I DON"T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA SHE'S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK! Never ceases to Crack me up! LOL! :-)
Dynastar231 9 months ago 2
Now his hands say "Love" "Hat"
ha ha
FelidaeWarrior 9 months ago
Weird! His Wife has the same birthday as Me! LOL! :-)
Dynastar231 9 months ago
Oh god, the blonde at 3:11 after the back titties joke... great ones on her front !
kyle1058 9 months ago
LOL
back titties!!!!!!!
o2bnparadise 9 months ago
"Wife's Birthday: August 2nd
Anniversary: September 18th
Don't let Ron White drive your car again!!!!"
LOL
o2bnparadise 9 months ago 6
11 of those who disliked this video are wanabe gangsters who won't pull their pants up.
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FUCKIN RED NECK RETARDS. MUST BE BECAUSE OF ALL THE CROSS BREEDING. FUCKING SCUM OF THE EARTH. THESE PIGS SHOULD JUST DIE. :)) PIECES OF SHIT!
panggulo12345 9 months ago
i 'm with stupied .....>
snowbell464 10 months ago
if yer mother stil drives u to school.. u aint no gangster PULL YER PANTS UP! good one jeff that should be for everyone who wears em like that. i dont wana someone elses but crack
chevroletboy7 10 months ago 2
I think these Fashion Tips Should Be For Everyone!
Petelover25 10 months ago
my mom has a mole that looks like a oatmeal pie.....before she ate it
vfgfrbn5yr
enolarules 11 months ago
BACK TIDDIES....LMBO!!!!
shoniq75 11 months ago 2
do not wear an "i'm with stupid" t-shirt if you're by yourself. if you do, well, i'd say that's right
animekitten321 11 months ago
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animekitten321 11 months ago
I whipped anerexia's ass
igrubb83 1 year ago 49
"If your back is so hairy you have been shot more then twice with a tranquilizer gun, say yes to sleeves..........I hope Larry is listing to some of this."
hpa2005 1 year ago 6
My grama got that hummingbird but she got it at sixty!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rgecko16 1 year ago
yea exactly good job jeff i hate that to how now days no matter where u go some teenager always has their pants hangin half way down, wen i was growin up if i my pants were saggin i was wearin shorts in cold ass weather. my brothers like that and i cant stand that shit. yet they pick on us rednecks cuz our pants r supposebley high waters wel i'd rather be wearin them than pants that hang half way down pull them up
chevroletboy7 1 year ago
haha lol
katewinsletlover2 1 year ago
"Don't let Ron White drive your car again." LOL
TheReader2012 1 year ago 3
3:11 holy shit the melons on that one
vreaulamatah 1 year ago
3:12 NUMM NUMMS!
KarthArtus 1 year ago 2
LMAO@Rule #6 Oh man Please please please
AngelusTrististia 1 year ago
NUM NUMS NUM NUMS!!!!
wvcowgirl15 1 year ago
80% of the boys at my school have their pants down below their knees. "YOU 'AINT NO GANGSTER, PULL YOUR F***ING PANTS UP!" is what I yell every time I see one now. You know why? 75% of the 80% have their parents drive them to school! And I know which ones...XD
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bertynayomi 1 year ago
God, he is SO good looking. I would do him anywhere, anytime.
805resident 1 year ago
@805resident Who cares?? Not everyone, on the net, REALLY needs (nor wants) to hear about who you'd shag...or when. Find yourself a hobby....that takes away your *ahem* tension.
anteater181 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOL That Rose Is Rosie O'Donald.. LOL AINT that The Truth, Saggy UGly and probably lezbo, GOSH that is funny
TheApostle344 1 year ago
I DONT WANNA GO TO GRANDMAS HOUSE SHES GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK!!!!
TheHungerGames95 1 year ago
I DONT WANNA GO TO GRANDMAS HOUSE SHES GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK!!!
TheHungerGames95 1 year ago
well some of these jokes can only be told with that accent...
Fireblaze15 1 year ago 5
And many of those boys have the dirtiest underwear I've ever seen!
laichi16 1 year ago
holy titballs look at those two womens noses at 5:38
SLIMreject 1 year ago
The toenails so long I cold swoop down and catch a trout, that's me.
BenjaminWirtz 1 year ago
I, too, love the part @ 5:49! Couldn't agree more!
jvlivs2 1 year ago
Aw, it cut off before the part about him taking his wife hunting with him lol.
MentallyBlind92 1 year ago
Hahaha I pull guys pants up when they sag them :)
Jessylovesyou1995 1 year ago
i'm with stupid lol arrow pointing up
reploid123 1 year ago 3
@reploid123 better yet how about "I'm with Stupid" pointing down! xD
JamesmanXtreme 1 year ago
3:14 Pause. Damn that chick with the blond hair has some nice tits.
Ryomapinoy 1 year ago
ROFL "I don't wanna stay with grandma she got a buzzard on her back!"
1weirdgirl 1 year ago
SAY NO TO THE FLIP FLOP! haha he is hilarious.
xxOmGjKcxx 1 year ago
if your mother takes you to school pull your damn pants up
theevilstoner 1 year ago 5
I once had a teacher who made a practice of snagging idiots in the hallway who had their pants around their knees and pulling their baggy sweaters up in front of girls they liked so the entire hallway could see their superman undies. :) I salute you Jeff Foxworthy.
erd249 1 year ago
3:12 i'd love to nurse on that one in the green hahaha num num
MrSomename89 1 year ago 2
@MrSomename89 I'm with you on that one, she looked rather nice.
countryman1970 1 year ago
5:38 girls nose =0
gator91991 3 years ago 2
"nursing babies are going num num"!
Thornyspikey 3 years ago 3
rofl
GigaSpinoTrex 3 years ago
love hat!!!
funny
but i feel bad for his cousin
ShoeChick14 3 years ago
LOL! Loves his comedy!
Orchidess 3 years ago
num num!
ugotburned5 3 years ago
God Damn!...I AM a redneck. lol.
jasong4111 3 years ago
JEFF FTW.
saltywood67 3 years ago 3
say no to drugs,when you got a potleaf on your neck xD
brandymeador 3 years ago
I luv fashion tip # 5, i mean seriously guys, no one wants to see your underware. lol
kyokohonda49 3 years ago 3
I think that no one should wear jeans so low that you see their drawers. I don't want to know if a guy is wearing boxers or briefs. The worst has to be when I'm walking down the hallway at school and I see a guy with his pants around his thighs and I can see the brown stains on his briefs from where he forgot to whip his butt after using the restroom.
Harpygirl91 3 years ago
I love the part at 5:49
If your mother still drives you to school, you aint no gangster PULL YOUR PANTS UP!!!!!!!!
we4snows 3 years ago 264
@we4snows You are so right, man! I'm from up north, and I can't stand the sight of that (crap)!
jvlivs2 1 year ago
@we4snows i say that all the time to kids in my school
17517319 1 year ago
@we4snows HELLYEAH THATS THUMBS UP
chevroletboy7 10 months ago
@we4snows I lost it at that part! I'm black and I found that funny Lol
terrell5159 9 months ago
@we4snows
I think that should to be on a T-shrit.
Fennce4dragon 7 months ago
lol
Emblemanime 3 years ago
"fashion tip #5 and this for younger fokes out there if your mother still drives u to school...
u ain no gangster pull your pants up" rofl
good job jeff!!!!
ricthecoolguy 3 years ago 141
@ricthecoolguy im 14 and in high school and i tell all the guys in my school that
17517319 1 year ago
@ricthecoolguy im 15 and agree
MrNascar1111 8 months ago
6:37
elite5dylan 3 years ago
thanks for the post funny stuff!
hotpink910 3 years ago
I dont know why i gotta look at redneck men's package, and redneck women's package either.
shotdown54 3 years ago
num num num num lol XD
mathlover146 3 years ago
nom-nom-nom
maslab 3 years ago
nersing babies goin num num hahahahahahaha lol
kAsSiB64 3 years ago 2
if your mother still drives you to school YOU AINT NO GANGTER PULL YOUR PANTS UP !!!!!!!!
LOL LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
twilghtluverz 3 years ago 6
i like the gangster 1
SilverDollarCityGirl 3 years ago
Back tittiesz kill me
GodPlageon 3 years ago
uh more like 03:27
SupaTROopa2 3 years ago
larry owned at 03:29
SupaTROopa2 3 years ago
oh my gosh at 4:40 about the im with stupid shirts i do that but i make it look good hehehe
lindseybuttkin 3 years ago
Ya. Sure. I betcha that's what everyone says, however I highly doubt it.
SeeleyBooth 3 years ago
Im From West Virgina and this is TRUE!
2008armygirl2008 3 years ago
i lived in wv for a year ,and this shit might sound funny ,but rednecks really do this shit ;)
lovre666 3 years ago
i agree 2 everything except the flip flops there jus so bloody comfortable
skedar20 3 years ago
I agree with his Fashion tips.. I work for Wal Mart and pretty much all he talked about is very true.. at least I've seen a lot of what he talked about.. I would like to meet Jeff Foxworthy and tell him that I see pretty much all he described in this video.. I saw it on tv.. I still get a kick out of it everytime.. He's soo good. so are the rest of the guys.
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HarIeyDavidsonUSA 3 years ago
how many times r u gonna say that? SHUT THE F UP.
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I wish foxworthless would shut up - you know your a redneck if - over and over and over - That is so gay!!
HarIeyDavidsonUSA 3 years ago
How is it gay? It has something to do with homosexuals when he talks about rednecks? News to me.
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HarIeyDavidsonUSA 3 years ago
Why, is this hitting too close to home...
criind 3 years ago
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I didn't watch the video - No clue what you're talking about - foxworthless is not funny - You know your a redneck when you watch redneck videos - Now thats funny right there.
HarIeyDavidsonUSA 3 years ago
That aint funny thats just true
ratherBEaREDNECK 3 years ago
you know, you can just keep your opinions to yourself if you're going to be rude about it.
angelwings61 3 years ago
Youtube is all about good comments and bad comments - Only a true redneck would get offended.
HarIeyDavidsonUSA 3 years ago
yes, I'd say I am half redneck. but your comments on Jeff Foxworthy are always negative, and pretty rude, too. I think you made your point that you don't like him the first 50 times you commented on his videos.
angelwings61 3 years ago 2
if you dont like his jokes, then dont watch his videos. its as simple as that
kenzznme 3 years ago 6
genius
sasukerocker101 3 years ago
Do Not wear an I'm With Stupid tee-shirt if you are by yourself. If you do....well...It's pretty much true.
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HarIeyDavidsonUSA 3 years ago
i whipped anerexias assw..lol! (i aint over 400lbs though)
ratherBEaREDNECK 3 years ago 2
I LOVE THE ONE ABOUT THE PANTS!!!! I HATE HAVING TO LOOK AT ALL THE GUYS UNDERWEAR! NO ONE wants to see that!
secretpopstar1822 3 years ago
i know its gross....
YunaRP95 3 years ago
It's not really gross, you just dont want to see guys with their pants around their knees 24/7!
secretpopstar1822 3 years ago
i loooooooooooooove jeff! he is SO funny!!!!
sngr2012 3 years ago 4
ALL TRUE!!
Jeff Rox!
BarryManilowFan4eva 3 years ago 4
lol if your toe nail are long enough to swoop down on a lake and catch a trout say no to flip flops
jubjub726 3 years ago 2
Thanks for uploding this.
RJL738 3 years ago
Hey! My birthday is august 2nd!! Awsome!!!
ThaHeadBangaX 3 years ago
i love the tattoo one so funny
redsgirl4eva 3 years ago
dont let ron white drive your car
lol
4296mph 3 years ago 4
haha u cant tell all that by the t-shirts he wears they say ford hes got a Chevy Pickup
samarias12 3 years ago
i really agree w/ "if your mom is still driving you to school then you ain't no gangster, so pull your pants up." In my point of view low pants aren't attractably. But your right the cops probably don't have to chase them so far.
Pepper36Happy 3 years ago 5
who qualifies as "them"?
143koolpunk 3 years ago
love it lol love hat
1b2ob3 3 years ago
done wear an im with stupid when ur by ur self omfg
lmao thats so funny
lftr2 3 years ago
wtf idk wth happened 2 my grammer...
meant 2 say
"wear an "im with stupid" shirt by ur self"
lftr2 3 years ago
i whipped anorexia's ass hahhaahahhaa wow
jfofrijoles 3 years ago 5