Dane Cook - Gay Roomate

[CruelSummer911]

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[CruelSummer911]

i laugh every time

[sailorstartiff]

WTF??!!THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL!!LOL!!!

[youmed3579]

hahaha, love the last line

[store275]

Mindless, homophobic jock humor - but the last line was pretty funny at least.

[HCGamerGuru]

cant wait i want to see him live someday

[spartanmaster1076]

that was hilarious "you finish up and you get the fuck out of here " very hilarious

[soutsyde]

hiiiiilerious

[Maymona13]

He's alright but not hilarious you kno? he made me giggle here and there but thats it.

[RiverLandPark]

u finish up and get the fuk out of here

[girlobsessed1019]

does he make any storys up??

[hellohataz]

no good comidians make there life expiriences funny

[girlobsessed1019]

ok cause this is one freakin hilaious story thnxs

[mreiaM]

i was drinking water and when i herd the finish up thing i was like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and exsploded all over my cpu hahah its still funny

[BladeRemnant]

i like how people argue in a comedy clip on youtube. it makes so much sense.

idiots

well besides that i think this is hilarious

[valdonado19]

"you finish up and get the fuck out of here!" Classic!

[predetorbeetsprey24]

ha ha ha ha this is funny. lol

[bloocutie55]

lol

[Tracking88]

I prefer female comedians but he just hilarious.

[fuzzyman123456789]

idc wat u think dane is the best me anf my girlfriend find him very funny and were 15

[iloveboobs15]

im 16 and he is the funniest guy on earth

[Tottegame]

funny video

[thissiteisverygayy]

dane cook is so unfunny, it's pathetic.

what's worse is that he has fans! people actually think he's funny, and because of you inbreds, he's famous. no wonder soulja boy is famous for being a "good artist" too.

what has this world come to?

[KidGunslinger]

Stfu bitch, why you watchin this then?

[thissiteisverygayy]

I didn't, I just commented him because I felt like it.

[slurdas]

come on..

not every one has the same sense of humour with you..

if u dont like him, just stay out of his video..

watch someone else u like n leave his fans alne..

this world has come to thiz, there is war, and everything bcuz there's always some1 like u..

criticize people with ur fckn mouth

[thissiteisverygayy]

if you had a sense of humor, you wouldnt find dane funny because you're a tasteless moron with no sense of what humor really is.

Dane Cook's skits are just garbage bullshit that 11 year old girls find hilarious.

[WaKeBoAdEr2013]

dude yuor probally just gay or somthing you getting upset?

[thissiteisverygayy]

gay? look at dane. oh wait, you got no brains never mind lol

[Gremsom]

your a fing retard dude, what your probably 45 living in your grandma's basement eating chips off your stomach? Get a job and stop wasting time commenting great videos

[slurdas]

so you think you have the best taste for humour? and ur saying that I and the other millions people that think this is funny is a tasteless moron? hmm..ok, i think now that 11 years old girls will laugh 2 U.

ur just a big L O S E R with no respect for others.jealousy has a big meaning, u know..

[thissiteisverygayy]

satire is funny. racism is funny. so is abortion. believe me, I know what comedy is...just ask all those guys commenting my channel. lol

dane cook can never do the funny things I can do.

[rpyouknowme505]

jealousy...the green-eyed monster..i seriously think you should get that thing off your back. go buy some monster repellent. its eating away at you.

[thissiteisverygayy]

lol did you also believe in monsters when you were a little kid, so you wanted a night light? lol

[jovialgamer]

YAY! Othello reference.

[MPJEBS]

The beast with two backs.

[luvnickjoejonas4eva]

woah!!!! ur like a fucking Mindreader thissiteisverygayy cuz im 11 ad i think this is fucking Funny as hell!

[westovr]

hey im 11 too man add me as a freind =D!

[randominsanepeople]

Why the hell is it an insult for eleven year old girls to like dane cook you're a total wanker, people have different sense of humours get over it.

[thissiteisverygayy]

lol did that go over your head?

and yeah people do have different sense all right. many people don't even have any fucking sense

[randominsanepeople]

No you idiot, its not an insult or it shouldn't be, you could say 11 year old boys too but at some point people are eleven.

Yeah people find different things funny babys find peekaboo hilarious, most adults don't, you gonna tell them off causeyou don't like it. You're sick in the head if you find racism and aborntion funny. And as for satire watch have I got news for you and learn.

[thissiteisverygayy]

yeah it is an insult. it's called immature! an adult being a fan of that hack=immature. now what?

[randominsanepeople]

Its mainly the girl thing, and if your gonna go for an age go for two. and man your immature you're on the internet slagging of a comic who other people like even if you don't. Why spoil it for other people, simple phrase here, Don't like, don't watch. and 'now what' you sound like a chav tryin to pick a fight its so pathetic

[thissiteisverygayy]

exactly how would this spoil other people's fun? i's not disrupting the video.

you guys are just irritable fucktards.

[randominsanepeople]

ERR WELL cose people have comments so the poster gets feedback and so the people who like the vid can chat abit about it. seriously go outside, say this kinda shit to people who are next to ya, and see how black YOU'LL TURN be and maybe then you'll get the trouble of racism. Oh sorry can't you waddle that far?

[thissiteisverygayy]

who gives a fuck about how nice a convo over a video is? seriously

you go outside, you've been on as much as I have now

[randominsanepeople]

The people having the convo, just maybe seriously you've got issues.

What makes you think that? It eleven o clock, I've been on for an hour, cose I've got stuf to do.

[thissiteisverygayy]

oh i see...they care because the internet is serious business

[randominsanepeople]

It's not thats why they care.

[thissiteisverygayy]

oh now they do because its not serious. STFU you dont know what you're saying

[randominsanepeople]

OMG It like taking to a monkey.

They care because they want to chat casually not seriously, or just comment or read what other people have said, so when someone like you comes a long talking crap people get pissed. So don't bother you biggoted twat

[thissiteisverygayy]

exactly because the internet is serious business

[randominsanepeople]

OH god

[rpyouknowme505]

LOL im sorry but that comment you made was hilarious. xD i can totally picture him telling a baby off about laughing at peekaboo >.>

[randominsanepeople]

Lol Its k

[kira2442]

DONT LET HIM FINISH!

[sowhak511]

Omg This Is Probably One Of The Funniest Things Ever By Dane Cook HE IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! XDDDD

[3322121]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I look down he is sucking my cock.

Dane: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

Gay: SSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Dane:WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WHY!!!!!

Gay: SSS I'm Drink SSS.

And I will never forget what I said

Dane: YOU FINISH UP AND THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!

[Ravanase]

YOU FINISH UP, AND YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. I can't BELIEVE you. THESTHESTHESTHES.

[c00lplay3r101]

haha hilarious

[perch95]

you finish up and you get the fuck outa here! holy shit... i laughed so hard then... omg im still pissing myself...

[Vampirelover1995]

hell me 2

[iloveboobs15]

that is a one funny motherpuffer

[metallicboy911]

hes not gay that comedy too bad your too dumb to figure that out.

[elvis8tweeter]

you obviously dont know the alternate meanings of 'gay.' he sucks thats all i have to say. im not going to waste my time talking to you loser

[BladeRemnant]

lol this guy ^^^^ obviously has no sense of humor

[elvis8tweeter]

lol

[pikelog]

that was predicted

[only1iiloveuu]

oh wow.

he said finishh up nd get the fuckk , or "hell" out of here (;

helarious shitt mann ..

[Matt3269]

Wow, he's even worse than the Mad TV parody led me to believe.

[guinivereXbloodgood]

Once you get past the cracking voice and the need to lay off the red bulls, he actually is moderately funny.

[AustralianHPfan]

wow shock of ur life!! if i were him id friggin hava heart attack

[BlackHoleSonata]

dane cook is my 6th god c-:

[carleen4689]

lol hahahaha funny!!!!

[gateway1234]

id suck him...

[Vcruzer10]

ditto :3

[jg122]

omg rofl i have been looking for the full show every were cant find it anyone no what its called

[zannieboi]

Finish Up And Get The Hell Out Of Here!! Haha =D Hilarious!!!

[1thunder2roar]

finish up!

and get out of here!

[yankeechick123]

xDDDDDDD dane cook is AWESOMEE!!!.

[madmads46]

lol

[iminluvwedwardcullen]

LMFAO!!!! I LOVE DANE COOK!!!! :D

[1OOmattOO1]

esesesesseeeseseeseses

[g36cfan36]

finish up and get the hell out

[buckeymaxit]

omg i would love to finish him up 8==D O: haha he is so sexy

[sakuno1996]

OMG SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ffs7313]

LOL

[kingnarutorule]

"you finnish up , you get teh fuck out of here!!"

GAGAAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Zelixsphere]

"wtf are you doing!?"

XD dane cook is hilarious

[linkinparkkid8]

hahahhahhahha o god funny

[writinginmydeathnote]

Finish and get the fuck out!! lol!!

that's priceless!!!

[SpotttedFlower]

"You finish up and get the fuck out" LMAO XD omg thats magical

[ataphantom]

FINISH UP

[STHM1]

"Hes sucking my coc" LMAO!

[oZ0D1AKo]

im a little scared but its funny :)

[mslauramc]

hes amazing <3

[Lyn8675309]

hahaha oh dane

[darkmx4]

LOLOL INSOMANIAC TOUR KICKS ASS!!

[gracefulsquids]

you finish up and get out?FINISH UP?!!

[rickyboyca17]

It's a guy thing :)

[drybomber5]

Duh... don't you know what a blow job is lmao?

[PokeMan995]

Man, I would NEVER let a guy suck my cock... eww...

[adoniscape]

Liar.

[PokeMan995]

What? I'm sorry that I'm not gay like you:(

[adoniscape]

Such a simple creature.

[dshemia]

Lmao hes so crazy I love him!!!

[164jsus]

You finish up and get the fuck out of here!!!!LOL!!!!

[5585deathmage]

lol ha ha ha yu finish up then go to bed lol

[shsunukh]

HAHAHAHA

HES SUCKIN HIS FREAKIN------

OH GOD

oh god

[kevinismrperfect]

lol dane cooks hilarious

[BruzedCut]

rofl thats funny shit

[billyboy385]

hahahahahaahahaha!!! "you finish up"

[forged0identity]

what's so funny about this jackass?

can't he make up a good joke? the stupid christian asshole.

[JetInfuSion3]

Ha That would happen to Peter from Family Guy

[arisesky]

What if the gay guy was really, really, really hot? Would it matter to you then?

[MoldyWarts]

Lol. I wish I was a guy just so I could answer that question with a "F*** no!!" But a yaoi fangirls a yaoi fangirl and we're out promoting that sort of stuff.

[lucky13bi]

"u finish up and get the fuck outta here"

HA

i love it

[bluehighlighterfreak]

i don't know how i feel about that one. mixed feelings. is he out of his fucking mind? he really is out of his fucking mind!

[alphacat234]

why are you people saying "i hope he was joking!" are you retarded? the odds of that story happening to anyone (especially a famous comedian) are too low to even describe. stand up is based off of funny made up stories that may have a hair of truth. like this one for instance... he prolly has lived in a apartment. butthe gay guy and the head are bullshit

[kawaiichii23]

lol :]

i still love this act of his but if he's not joking it must have took him some guts to say that :D

haha

[OscarGmdxrulz]

dude this makes me think he may be gay or something, HE ASKED HIM TO FINISH UP!

hope it was a joke or something

[tacoblocko]

i think every thing wasn't a joke except for that statement.

[tacoblocko]

and if he wasn't who doesn't want their cocked sucked? not by a gay guy though you could probably imagine its a girl instead.

[theLearner]

you wouldn't do that.....your just sayin this

cause your a Dane Cook fan.

lets be honest.....you'd slap that gay fag to death if that happened

[tacoblocko]

yeah but i didn't say it just because i am a dane cook fan i also said it cuz i am bored also i do think this was a joke seriously no straight guy would say that so i think he was joking.

[theLearner]

of course he was joking....

ppl are just being dumb...its just an act.

[adoniscape]

theLearner, stfu. You wouldn't slap anyone to death, and you'd let the gay guy finish, just like Dane. Stop trying to act like you're tough macho shit on youtube.

[theLearner]

This is what im talking about. Dane is a good comedian and your his fan....so naturally

you fans agree with everything he says.

I'm Jamaican....you better believe I'd kill a flaming fag in a heart beat for tryn to touch me like that. You dont have to be tough to not want a fag sucking your cock.....thats regular man shit....get real kid

[adoniscape]

Get real? You think that's "regular man shit?" Are you serious?? Man, you are warped. You have hostility issues that you really need to work out, because that's some sad and sickening stuff you have written. And by the way, I'm not a kid, and I'm not Dane's "fan." I just don't go around threatening gay people with violence.

[theLearner]

That wasn't a threat. I said that IF (keyword) I woke up and found a Gay guy sexually assaulting me....I

would probably beat the shit out of him....

If you mean to tell me that you wouldn't do anything and your a guy, you just might be Bi

calm down....I didn't say i would go look for a fag and kill him.

[theLearner]

YOU would let the gay guy finish

I would do what the Bible says to do to those

nasty creatures.....(stone them) I'm sure your a fag now

[adoniscape]

Yeah, if you do what the "Bible" says, you must also stone the adulterers (nasty creatures), and stay away from that God-offending shellfish, pork, and the wearing of cotton/poly blends. Oh, and make sure to not cut your hair at the temples, you ignorant, narrow-minded, hypocritical POS.

And by the way, because I care, it's "you're."

Alright, I'm done. Your stupidity is too easy to exploit.

[theLearner]

My stupidity?!

You don't even know what I eat....how does sea food come into this??

I was born and raised vegetarian!!!

nobody said adulterers are right in what they do! I don't believe in sex before marraige! no where in the bible does it talk about polyester....

dude....you just nailed the last nail on your coffin.

[thedarklordx]

wtf dun mass thumbs down him hes kinda right he pretty much beat that other guy in the arguement are you his bfs taking up for him wtf man adoniscape is wrong theLearner had disarmed and destroyed his arguement and u mass thumbs down him although hes right acept the last part about the coffin "dude....you just nailed the last nail on your coffin" ok he was wrong there and trying to start a fight but about being a vegiterian and he dun belive in sex before marriage so hes right thumb down right!!

[thedarklordx]

yeah continueing my below comment heres what they both said whos right " Yeah, if you do what the "Bible" says, you must also stone the adulterers (nasty creatures), and stay away from that God-offending shellfish, pork, and the wearing of cotton/poly blends. Oh, and make sure to not cut your hair at the temples, you ignorant, narrow-minded, hypocritical POS.

And by the way, because I care, it's "you're."

Alright, I'm done. Your stupidity is too easy to exploit." adoniscape i will show next

[Gaaytubechild]

marry me!

[MoldyWarts]

This is probably the precise reason why you're The Learner and not The Teacher.

[ShadowxXxRose]

i think the gay guy needed something called a dild well ya know wat i mean

[silentscope47]

XD!!!!! Wow, thats fuckin' funny. 5/5

[armynutter53]

Dane cook is americas lee evans!

[RandomTimes08]

stfu people its goddamn joke how badly i want to smack the shit outta of you party poopers

[HatakeLunar1]

Agree.

Seriously people need to grow the fuck up before commenting like little snobby retarted fuckups.

[HateOldPpl]

HA HA HA HA...oh shit.....HA HA HA HA!

[arisesky]

It's awesome when straight guys can joke about stuff like this. It means they're comfortable with themselves. Dane is obviously straight. He was just making a joke about receiving an unsolicited bj from a gay room mate. It doesn't mean anything more than that. I thought it was cute.

[aitsamoes]

that was pretty gay

[nothingness2908]

not homophobic, funny. if you had someone sucking your junk, man woman whatever, you would freakout, that is technically rape. i will say this, dane cook, is so hot!!

[KaiuKun]

OMG his name is "ES's". XDDD

[kingnarutorule]

You finnish up and get the fuck out of here !

GAHAHAHA

Dane Cook is the BEST

[MusicOrMisery114]

LMAO

[Heislvl6bloodelf]

lol!

[stetched]

YOU FINISH Up and you GETTHE FUCK OUTA HERE

[PoLaRIV]

hahahaha

nice ;P

[xTwoOfHeartsx]

To all the people who are freaking out about this: this guy clearly isn't homophobic, or against gays in any way.. I didn't find the joke offensive at all, and I'm queer. I found it fucking hillarious!

[kenddywenddy]

you finish up and you get out of here!

[jas0123]

lol I wonder if he really said that to him or if he was just joking around lol =3

[Kittymastr123]

build a fucking bridge and get over it your being cry babies im a dude i like girls alot of my gay friends tell me i should turn to guys but i don't because im only attracted to females, so don't judge i make jokes about gay people , some of my friends are gay and they love the jokes y because they know im kidding.

[imthedude]

he sucks

[LadyxMoonxGoddess]

i can't believe you Sss!

[SaVaNnAbAnAnA332]

lol dont have a gay roomate!

[hotfuzz459]

haha ROFL HOLY FUCK!! "YOU FINISH UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!"

[xTwoOfHeartsx]

That was my favorite part!

[savetherainforest08]

i look down and this guy is SUCKING MY COCK

lmfao!!!!!!!!

[phatking3]

dane you finish up and get the fuck outta here!

[byronjames26]

well shows youve got alot of god in your life canisfukis calling me names how very mature, and u can prove it call god down from heaven and wait till u see him you be waiting there all your life

[atmatheprophet]

Lol Dane Cook got a BJ from a Dude. Cool XD

[JRoy16]

It's kinda rediculous how many people re-quote the same thing 3 times in a row.

[scenekidd5702]

Bahahahahahah!!!!!!! Dane Cook is amazingg!

[punkishgirlygirl]

lmfao

dude haha he's such a dick

hahaha but it's hilarious lmao

"you finish up and get the fuck out of here!"

[Covening]

"You finish up and you get the FUCK outta here"

[kiransimon15]

haha rotfl

[Corson59]

"you Finnish up and get the **** out of her lol"

[CursedEyes24]

XD Funny as hell. "You finish up and get the hell out of here!"

[Iwannaretire]

I might be going out on a limb here but I think GermanPlayer45 is not to keen on the gay community. Oh yes and this video sucks.

[Critz4Cloud]

fucking fagget go fucking die and burn in hell...  Gay's are awesome even though im a guy too.. but they are great friends... their nice and their know how to do their shopping lol

[astechhh]

what the fuck dude? they dont have a fuckin choice.. u think they want to be gays? its not like they can choose whether they wanna be gays or not at birth.. damn