"I'd like for Terry to die in a horrible moustache trimming accident", "to have everyone in the office laugh at the same time, even if it is at my expense". Great.
I love Matt! I work in customer service... I often get through it only by imagining each of my customers on fire. It makes it much easier to put up with their crap... I mean, if I were engulfed in flames, I might be a little rude, too...
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Is anyone else confused by Sara saying she "railed the janitor"? Shouldn't she be saying, she GOT railed BY the janitor? Or was that their subtle way of saying that she has a penis...? Because a woman CAN NOT rail someone... Unless they are wearing a strap on or something... It's actually VERY confusing a bit concerning. Because either she has a cock, butt fucked the janitor with a strap on, or just WISHES she were a man. In ANY of those cases, GROSS Greg fucked her... As did others...
I've always assumed that one day they'll do a story arc where it's revealed that they're bruises from him being in an underground Fight Club. Sure, I've heard the birthmark stuff, but being part of a Fight Club is much cooler.
my fantasy is to see jane goodall ironiclly killed by a chimp like she is walking through the city going to buy groceries or something and she is crushed by a chimp falling out of nowhere
You guys should make a show about those people that always say "God Bless You" every time they talk to you, and they even say it on their answering machines. Its really aggravating.
ah yes, i have that fantasy about the workplace burning as well...ever heard a song called rush of blood to the head by coldplay? it goes well with it
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I hate these people LOL! I worked with similar ones in a boxed office ... people get weird being semi-quasi-caged - free yet strangely unfree. "...rail the janitor.." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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That was really funny, I would like it if you did more things focusing on greg's "tormentors" and his realtions with them. Alot of the episode are, but ya know, more never hurts!
XD lmfao I love this one a lot!! One hell of an office! Reminds me of some people I know. The idea of seeing the office engulfed in flames reminds me of the guys' fantasy from Office Space, lol! I love office humor!!
after watching all these, Matt seems so cool now
NSSDforever 7 months ago
Rail the janitor.....
IheartJasperCullen 1 year ago
Apparently Matt loves his job :P
mrsir4 1 year ago
LOVE YOU KEITH!!!
BL2012 1 year ago
mat is soo nice isnt he (sarcasim)
boom3100 1 year ago
Matt is like a pyromaniac terrorist. LoL
ForceRecon198 2 years ago 6
heres one: if you could kill one person, who would it be?
(its probably greg)
deltoraquest1122 2 years ago
Matt's face is so serene as he describes it!
thecrusadingdebator 2 years ago
haha!
snakepitrocker 2 years ago
haha, matt's fantasy!!
A7Xforevar95 2 years ago
terry disappointed me... i thought hed say.... nevermind..
RadioKing01 2 years ago
DIE JASON!
leetshoot 2 years ago
you gotta love matt :D
ElliezMaplez 2 years ago 3
Lucky damn Janitor!
NatandGeorge 2 years ago
"I'd like for Terry to die in a horrible moustache trimming accident", "to have everyone in the office laugh at the same time, even if it is at my expense". Great.
TiborvV 2 years ago 3
Matt has some serious problems haha
mattdogg65 2 years ago
WOW...Matt really hates his job, doesn't he? XP
purplestar5204 2 years ago
ill 5 star every vid with Sara in it ;)
srt8up4shot 2 years ago
I like the boss' answer
adarkenedmind 2 years ago 2
terry's fantasy is actually kind of cute.
kristallization 2 years ago 41
@kristallization I was expecting something a little more... Terry. That's for sure.
b0gAtYr 1 year ago
@kristallization cute like full blown aids
faithlessleap 11 months ago
Poor Terry
Neoncelerity 2 years ago 4
matt scares me
OMGSAMCOPSEY 2 years ago 3
Matt's one of my favorites.
ejferrey83 2 years ago 4
oh then you can smell it too, smell that burning flesh, LMAO
fish0fcook 2 years ago 4
whats wrong with matts face
Zombiegenocide1337 2 years ago
It's a birthmark
Deovindice2001 2 years ago
Quick question: Is Matt's last name Daniels?
Triangularmeerkat 2 years ago
Hmm, I'm not sure about his last name, sorry.
Deovindice2001 2 years ago
Matt Zitelli is matts real name
kidkong65 2 years ago
Matt is awesome :)
Renegade4al 2 years ago 2
"may the lord be with you"
XD
punkiswimmonkey 2 years ago 3
what did Bill say? also that i had a what?
whoiskatrinakelly 2 years ago
a hemroid pillow
1LitreofCola 2 years ago
i love how matt is an pyromaniac/arsonist :D
4JackAttack4 2 years ago 3
I love Matt! I work in customer service... I often get through it only by imagining each of my customers on fire. It makes it much easier to put up with their crap... I mean, if I were engulfed in flames, I might be a little rude, too...
rimera13 2 years ago 29
@rimera13 LOLOLOL a ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
pianomags 1 year ago
Matt is so morbid, I love him!
EndlessxHeart 3 years ago 2
Matt is da man!!!! :D
brickmastertube 3 years ago 6
The 1st rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
woobagooba714 3 years ago 2
Kick ass! Woot!
godswarrior412 3 years ago
But you are talking about fight club...OH SHIT i just broke the first rule.
hellucardlord 3 years ago
Perhaps there is a spoon involved in this, good thinking.
OH OH- WERE HALF WAY THERE- OH OH- LIVING ON A PRAYER.
hellucardlord 3 years ago
what happened to matt's face?
NauhcNoob 3 years ago
its a birthmark
GreenHills77 3 years ago
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Is anyone else confused by Sara saying she "railed the janitor"? Shouldn't she be saying, she GOT railed BY the janitor? Or was that their subtle way of saying that she has a penis...? Because a woman CAN NOT rail someone... Unless they are wearing a strap on or something... It's actually VERY confusing a bit concerning. Because either she has a cock, butt fucked the janitor with a strap on, or just WISHES she were a man. In ANY of those cases, GROSS Greg fucked her... As did others...
MiserableMisanthrope 3 years ago
Dude, don't you think you're overthinking this one a bit?
FE6608 3 years ago 5
Aww. Terry's fantasy is so wonderful!
LostSoul135 3 years ago
i luv sara
morgancook1011 3 years ago
What happened to Matt's face? Was he burned before?
eternallyhis78 3 years ago
birthmark. He should just wear makeup so people can get off his back about that but I like he is like "fuck it."
HammandClov 3 years ago
I've always assumed that one day they'll do a story arc where it's revealed that they're bruises from him being in an underground Fight Club. Sure, I've heard the birthmark stuff, but being part of a Fight Club is much cooler.
DevilsLeftHand 3 years ago
Is it bad that I think Jason is scary as hell, but Matt is fucking awesome? Just wondering...
EpochSounds 3 years ago
ohh yeah.. smell that burning flesh.. yummy..
thehyper 3 years ago
i love matt! hes so creepy tottly cool!
chedarthehamster 3 years ago
jeese jason is a weirdo
Pheenak 3 years ago
Matt's comments and fantasies are always the most realistic. Love it!
poofterchops 3 years ago
my fantasy is to see jane goodall ironiclly killed by a chimp like she is walking through the city going to buy groceries or something and she is crushed by a chimp falling out of nowhere
masterwizard555 3 years ago
Matts the best actor, but I like Sara. I want to nail her
jtyson55 3 years ago
Matt is indeed...I love him...
"Probably the inability to strangle people with my mind..."
TijmenDal 3 years ago
I like Matt, but Greg's the BEST!!!!!!!
bwickedintense 3 years ago
jim should do a video of him doing a nicolas cage impression...just sayin, he looks kinda like him
zacw88 3 years ago
Matt's is really realistic, if you think about it. I'm not sure how--well, it would be interesting. Dying in a accident involving a moustache.
9Ghostly9Fish9 3 years ago
Matt is creepy :D
carvul1 3 years ago 2
Oh man, Matt's fantasy was the best!
JammyBtard 3 years ago 2
im surprised no one mentioned anything about doing sara, heather, or kandi.
micobreathesMP3 3 years ago
and then your a whore
64755683 3 years ago
Someone should have said...
...Football
starwarsgeek8 3 years ago
how are matt and greg not freinds?
DukeJohnson11 3 years ago 7
I think it's mainly because Matt would want him to die, too.
Appleskates 3 years ago 2
agreed
mwalshy08 3 years ago
You guys should make a show about those people that always say "God Bless You" every time they talk to you, and they even say it on their answering machines. Its really aggravating.
Great show.
MeninaEsperta 3 years ago 3
lmfao matt
"you can smell...smell the burning flesh..."
kakashisgirl7777777 3 years ago 2
Who's Jason?
cfan12 3 years ago
LMFAO!
CAMERON ROCKS!
"Id like for Terry to die in a horrible mustache trimming accident"
Rike0798 3 years ago
I missed the part where Kandi says one word and then we never see her again!:(
1justinc 3 years ago
what is Bill saying at the end of the first talk, a "hemorrhoid pillow" O_o?
steffen54321 3 years ago
i think in/on my pillow...
thedoubletake 3 years ago
ooooooooh
steffen54321 3 years ago
a hemmeroid pillow helps ease the pain of hemmeroids...so bascially he has hemmeroids
mwalshy08 3 years ago
matt is the coolest
CandyHouze 3 years ago 5
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wow... Matt needs help
MammaMia 3 years ago
Why does Matt look like he's been beat up or something? Can anyone tell me?
RyuSamurai 3 years ago
It is a birthmark. There is a whole episode dedicated to it.
crossoth2 3 years ago
no its stage makeup. theres this episode about the strangest thing to happen to the office and margi mentioned that
thedoubletake 3 years ago
No, she 'thinks' it is stage make-up. Though, it really isn't.
crossoth2 3 years ago
hahahah
Ish55 3 years ago
I love it how matt is the hr person its so good.
hardpack12 3 years ago 3
Geez that man is sick
TheColombianOne 3 years ago
hahhahaha
i wish that i wasnt always pushed asi-
"we're out of time."
lol
sguasp27 3 years ago 2
Haha I love Matt
TeaCupInAlbion 3 years ago 4
ah yes, i have that fantasy about the workplace burning as well...ever heard a song called rush of blood to the head by coldplay? it goes well with it
cinque23 3 years ago 2
I love that guy with the marks on his face... he's my favorite from now on. We have so much in common!!
rimera13 3 years ago 2
cameron has a bit of a hick accent for a punkish dude.
Thrashaero 3 years ago
lol, "engulfed in flames"
samus323 3 years ago 2
lol @ matt....
lol sara drunk 1 time at the bar and u rail the janitor :P
johnt20 3 years ago 3
that burning flesh smell *cringing in pleasure*
thecommenter798 3 years ago
I'd bone sara
SuperDisser 3 years ago
i second that!
steffen54321 3 years ago
I would love to **** Sara silly!
weaponx22 3 years ago
Where's Terry when it comes to this question?
Triumphancy 3 years ago 2
i think margi is hotter than sarah.. try imagining her without the geeky accent
nucarius 3 years ago
sara is soooo flippin hotttttt...
lamont131 3 years ago 2
...burning flesh...
iaurdol 3 years ago 2
What happened to Matt's face?
Shmebber 3 years ago
It's a birthmark.
batbag12 3 years ago
I want to be a janitor.
Tyleramos 3 years ago 3
Hemroid Pillow!!!
donaldsquire 3 years ago
"May the Lord be with you!"
momolocococo 3 years ago
matt is sooo funny dont ya think
dapopper21 3 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAH NO
Nibblor89 3 years ago
...what's that stuff on matt's face?
i've always wondered that haha
1girlwreckingmachine 3 years ago
i think it's an old scar or something ( i think personally think he tries to blow up this place but failed:P)
soldierbros 3 years ago
Its a birthmark, come on guys! Watch all the videos, theres a whole video dedicated to it on runawaybox.
Xenodius 3 years ago
he explains it in a man in the box episode, he says they're birthmarks
keroppisam 3 years ago
Margi looks like that creepy lady in Sleepaway Camp. (Angela's mom?)
Cypresswhisker2 3 years ago
Nice!
losbarbour 3 years ago
ouuccch some of these people are meann lol
blondeatheart47 3 years ago
Ouch... I knew the poor guy had it rough but... wow....
I think I like Matt's best.
100percentrekkie 3 years ago
omg this is soooo funny
newjerseydevilfan30 3 years ago
Terry's fantasy is so selfless? Hard to believe..haha
julie2charlie 3 years ago
Margi i love you ....
cheeplyOwasp 3 years ago
Get in line, cheeplyOwasp. Margi rules!
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Peride 3 years ago
asshole........ burn in hell, and take your chains with you.
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kellysun2008 3 years ago
rofol at 1:10
Riku1135 3 years ago 2
yaaaa greg! lol
CyberGreg93 3 years ago 2
nice video
bdixon401 3 years ago
I hate these people LOL! I worked with similar ones in a boxed office ... people get weird being semi-quasi-caged - free yet strangely unfree. "...rail the janitor.." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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MarvConner 3 years ago
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0prahsVajayjay 3 years ago
lame
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EMULATORguy137 3 years ago
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karinabalarkh 3 years ago
Christian Jase is always the best :)
uhwowgoodone 3 years ago
I love Terry, Matt, and Keith
lilmizmm 3 years ago 2
i love the evil guy tlkn abt the buldin burnin....co workers must have really pissed him off to make him hate them so much
ladyosas 3 years ago
"smells good" he says smilling blissfully , hehehe
ellynex 3 years ago
rail the janator
huckjb13 4 years ago
haha- great!!
" were out of time" lol
meeko764 4 years ago
may the lord be with you
LOfuckinL!!!!!
obabykisso 4 years ago
i love SARA!!!
shaunmccauley1 4 years ago
i love JASON!
AAidonis 4 years ago 2
Who doesn't, AAidonis?! He's fantastic. I'm actually converting because of that man.
-Aaron
Manintheboxshow 4 years ago
What the heck I was just going to say the exact same thing!!! I LOVE CHRISTIAN JASE!!!
FleurDeLiles 4 years ago 3
The smell of burning flesh - that's what I fantasize about...
Crazycardfreak 4 years ago
Seriously, I want to marry Jim. I miss 'Please Talk To Me'.
jadeybeans 4 years ago
lol
Amz15 4 years ago
lolllolollololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoolololololoolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoololololololololoololololololollolloloololoololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
neobattle2 4 years ago
I wish I was the janitor @ the bar with sara! ha!
kingbooson 4 years ago 2
Damn, I need to see more of Margi!
kokohawk 4 years ago
I'll go for Sara xD
mikiroony 4 years ago
I second that.
TeleShaman 4 years ago
did my office give you permission to film there?
R4ndomCrap 4 years ago
so great
glock882 4 years ago
lol margi's hair is um....yeah.
tuber727 4 years ago
Matt should have been holding a stapler or something haha
Bl4zz3r 4 years ago
haha jason.
plumpspork 4 years ago 2
LOL
elvenkratos 4 years ago
Lovely.
That was really funny, I would like it if you did more things focusing on greg's "tormentors" and his realtions with them. Alot of the episode are, but ya know, more never hurts!
dgf50 4 years ago
Thanks dgf50! Your wish is coming true. This is a new Thursday tradition...for a few weeks anyway.
Manintheboxshow 4 years ago
XD lmfao I love this one a lot!! One hell of an office! Reminds me of some people I know. The idea of seeing the office engulfed in flames reminds me of the guys' fantasy from Office Space, lol! I love office humor!!
Amkii 4 years ago
Wow!! thats one crazy office..... My Resume is in the mail... hehehe.
bralen24 4 years ago 2
lolololol
vieka 4 years ago
we need to see more of Cameron!!! i love his hair!!!!!
kookylmh 4 years ago
dAMN nice job.. again!!! 11 comment :D a bit late
johnt20 4 years ago
HAHAHAHA "youre out of time"
ximenaferreyra 4 years ago
I think that's were I work...
bobsully 4 years ago 3
lol, this was great.
Stuka87 4 years ago
Haha, "and the building is completely engulfed in flames..." hilarious!
hhryah 4 years ago 3
jason is hilarious
jmeiskues 4 years ago 3
lol, Matt's a freak!
ryeb1 4 years ago
aahhhaha we're out of time