NewsBusted 8/04/09

[RUACHMAN]

WHO IS JOE BIDEN?????

LOL!

[DD826]

He is usually the drunk white guy, without a jacket!

[3martijns]

They say he actually abstains now because maybe 'he had an intervention'. but the brain damage is apparently permanent! hahaha

[ThunderDog97]

"3 American tourists accidentally enter Iran..."

um...... shouldn't that read;

"3 jewish spies (mossad) caught illegally entering Iran..."

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Well of course it should.... but we don't want to be honest or anything.

[EbonHawke]

Dude, if the Mossad had actually entered Iran, the only thing that would have been caught would have been the bodies of lots of dead Iranians. Unlike our hamstrung and shackled CIA, the Mossad doesn't screw around.

[DD826]

Amen to that.

[crackmonkeys4hire]

I noticed that YouTube will NOT let you thumbs-up or mark as NOT SPAM the comments by pwf2412 about "brown shirts" and Obama's "National Civilian Security Force". I wonder if YouTube is for Obama???

[pwf2412]

what!?! I am shocked!! shocked I say, that you would suggest the Youtube would play politics with free speech. after all of the times that they have closed conservative sites or ads. I can't believe that you would believe they would be anything other than fair and balanced, just like the major media

so too much on the sarcasm?

[mykol13v]

Fascists do not like being exposed.

Looks like Twinkle Toes Rombo Emmanual is going to have to send out a lot of Dead Fish Presents out.

And now we know why JohnnyMint is here. All this Nazi-like reporting puts a bad taste in your mouth doesn't it?

[ToddonCapeCod]

What if Bush or McCain tried something like ths.

What an unholy shriek would go up, from the Left............ but now..... crickets

[JohannMint]

They did.

[ToddonCapeCod]

not

[pwf2412]

lol, when. oh maybe you mean the clintons when they gathered all of the fbi files on people who didn't support them and the press acted like it was no big deal

[flibideegibbit]

is it just me, or does Jody get hotter every time?

[crackmonkeys4hire]

The new NCSF (National Civilian Security Force) uniforms will be a nice "Earth" Brown with NCSF embroidered in rainbow color tones over the left pocket. Members will receive hash marks on the sleeves based on number of snitches per year of service.

[jtkirkfan2002]

You also get a nice medal for each old person you rough up.

[satirewriter07]

Great delivery as always, Jodi!

[MoshPitZombie]

lol at 'need more time to not read the bill'.

good stuff.

[villa9090]

HAAAA.......Awesome one about Jenefier aniston....outrageously funny and somewhat true....

[hdecre55]

love it!

[dirtyblondny]

Princess Nancy Pelousy has a very low approval rating. Below 30 %. When Newt Gingrich had low approval the media demanded he can't lead and should step down, What's ggod for the gooses dhoul be good for the gander - or visa versa. Pronce Harry of Nevada also is in the dumps too. Say hello to retirement in Sun City senator.....

[dirtyblondny]

sorry for the lousy spelling/typing job

[crackmonkeys4hire]

It's ok, we understand you being blond and all... :)

[onviant]

"Jennifer Anistons new movie Starring: Jodi Miller" -- hmmmm.

[JohannMint]

No, as much as you would probably wish for it, nobody wants to be your mummy.

[pwf2412]

aww did someone hurt your little liberal feelings? poor thing

[larry267]

Biden did drink the kool aid

[mcoop221]

Biden does drink... I know that for a fact! lol

[grossepointemichigan]

LOL! The Acorn slam is great!

[TheGraham721]

Oh man Werty, thanks for being a lone beacon of truth in these troubled times! Without you here to troll on right-wing humor videos, what hope could we have that things will ever change?!

Keep lickin' the window kid, you missed a spot.

[WERTY317]

Biden would have been your one funny Joke... but EVERYONE knows he doesn't drink alcohol.... so ... drive across town for a fake beer only... there ya go again.. get your facts straight... Y'all just stop lying.. please... your weak ass party needs the truth

[MrNeroBurns]

We Know he doesn't drink alcohol.... we just like to pretend that he actually has an excuse for some of the stupid things he says.

"Keep lickin' the window kid, you missed a spot."

Now THAT's funny.

[amboy362]

He was drinking when he uttered his famous "Stand up Chuck"... no one sober would be that stupid...well then again maybe he wasnt drinking

[brkncntry]

Typical liberal,wanting gay contact from other men!

8=====();} <-----TheUltimateEscapist

[Johnrosssssss]

1:30

lmfao, "it seems the only thing they planted that keeps growing, is ACORN"

[KendisKustomsDotCom]

You go girl!

[KendisKustomsDotCom]

TheUltimateEscapist? FAIL; Your head is still stuck up in your ass! ;)

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[IADaveMark]

Really, Mr. Escapist? Very well said! What a spectacular representative of your political allies you make. Your well-thought-out repartee is sure to show people the light.

[red33410]

"none of the tourists IS Sean Penn."

[chattingcat]

Lol... Love it, especially beer = Biden appearance. Keep up the great work. Thanks for the laughs:)

[safeharbor7]

5***** pretty lady

[shimauma42]

She and Dennis Miller would make a great news team, but then barry hussien's head would explode and we'd lose the comedic aspect of his presidency.

[djmars1983]

It's a small price to pay to get any margin of freedom back in this country.

[LordAtrocities]

Cash for Shit Holes. The government will pay you $4,500.00 to trade in your old shit hole house for a new one. Then they'll demolish your old house by burning it to the ground releasing carbon into the air. Then they'll pass a new Carbon Tax to help lower carbon emissions.

[shimauma42]

great lay out of the government process!

[pieceomeat]

Yeah but you forgot.....we are paying for that 4500 per clunker...taxes taxes taxes...we pay for their jackasss ideas.

[shimauma42]

Oh I know the 4500 is my tax money, I was commenting on LA's written assessment of how crappy the government process was.

[pieceomeat]

I hear ya man

[DD826]

They had to get the 2008s off the show room floor. It had nothing to do with "going green"!

Oh, and did you hear? Obama bailed out General Motors and now GM is building plants in China! Really! This couldn't get any better.

Are you enjoying you new president, yet?

[pieceomeat]

I know what a freaking tool. But what is bs is that the media is silent about all of this. We have a STATE RUN MEDIA by consent. Chavez better move further left before Obama flanks him. God is it 2012 yet?

[DD826]

Screw 2012, bobo needs to be removed now!

It is time our fearless LEADERS stood up and said enough is enough.  If you cannnot prove you are AT LEAST a natural born citizen, get the hell out of the White House or we will remove you and put you in jail!

I can see the socialists, marxists and facists continueing to play this game. But, where are the conservatives

[banoboman]

Jodi, Stop twiching in your seat!

[conservativeco]

The Jenifer Amston Story- Starring Jenifer Amston and Bill Clinton!

[Chuichupachichi]

There exists a audio recording of Obama reading aloud the health care bill. If you play it backwards it says - "Satan is more healthy for you"!

[JohannMint]

Now, there there! You're not going to try and troll me again, are you? You know I'm too many leagues above you.

[shimauma42]

probably should head back under your bridge there, seeing as you've been eating too many mushrooms to make any sense.

[stoicsquirrel]

Pot calling kettle black?

[JohannMint]

No.

[max1media]

Love it, thanks!

[sakahowdah]

Damn but that Jodi is hot..!!

[JohannMint]

I haven't watched it yet, but it's going to be crap, I guess.

[JohannMint]

Hah! I knew it! Every "joke" bombed. Again.

[conservativeco]

Ha! I knew it! Another neo-Marxist comment idioitc, again.

[conservativeco]

Here's an Idea, watch the vid before you comment, moron.

[andyandymax]

Do you think that would make a difference? He'll still be a moron!

[pwf2412]

typical liberal

[JohannMint]

everything you don't like seems to be "typically liberal". When mummy made you clean your room and made you do your homework - was she being a typical liberal there? Is that why you never did your homework and pretty well avoided al other forms of education?

[pwf2412]

no you are a typical liberal because you made a comment on something you hadn't even read.

[pwf2412]

When "mummy" made me clean my room and do my homework she was actualy teaching me something us republicans like to call a "work ethic" you wouldn't have heard of it,. it is where you do a fair days work for a fair days pay and you don't expect others to do it for you.

unlike you and your friends on the dole who wait for others to do everything for you

[JohannMint]

You have to admit though, it was an extremely good guess.

[CortesZ666]

Lmao..always funny..

[Leavon]

Another good one Jodi.