COME TO AUSTRALIA

[Bursque]

The sting-ray story was just a cover-up. Steve Irwin died from the vast amount of c*nts we call locals.

[cusinsrule]

We have a lot of death spider, but there too small to see and we have no antidote.

Have fun in Australia.

[Adressle]

George the Volcano?!

[locaman692]

Lol. Why is Marvin a Kiwi?

[venator96]

come here to holland the locals are very,...euuumm local?

i guesss..

[pyroshark216]

i though John was very convincing.

[stingz4you]

looks legit

[GPMSharpCommand]

Lived here all my life, not dead yet, guess that's because if sharks come closer than 2KM's away from our swimmers we send a sniper squad on a chopper to destroy it. True story.

[QuantumTap]

im offensive and i find this australian

[moonzyful]

yeah, well i guess it's slightly insulting but the funniness rules over its insultingness (im not sure thats a word) anyway, it's funny, but yeah, i suggest no tourists come here, coz like dancing hippo said, you'll probably die!! GOO AUESSIES!

[MyDreamingMistress]

I live in Australia and...yeah, basically..aha.

[blarlego]

posting this on my mom's facebook, she's australian :D

[RavenDude101]

AND THATS WHY AUSTRALIANS ARE AWESOME!!!!! :D

[kimberlyreneelove]

I live in darwin. We have beaches but you can't swim unless you want to get eaten by the crocodiles. If you're lucky they won't eat you, but the sharks will. If not, you'll get stung by a box jellyfish. Why on earth would anyone want to live here. Not to mention I have severe arachnophobia. Fml.

[MrWet207]

Or, you could come to New Zealand and GET STARED AT BY A SHEEP

[twoleggedbeast]

I used to like austrailia...but i watched a show on deadliest animals and they are mostly in australia so no more wanting to go to australia

[mozzie36O]

@twoleggedbeast oh come it will be fun we give a medal to tourist who survive there whole holiday there without getting bit by a funnel web something you should defiantly feel horned about lol

[SimpleFuta]

Death spiders black widows white widows please the only thing we have to fear in australia is SAXTON HALE

[TheTahneeify]

i just managed to tame my scissorbees!!

[TheTahneeify]

those bloody kangarillas!!! cant seem to get rid of em!

[Fisofbrick]

i tamed a golem. now he crushes intruders with his fists. god bless my country

[breech5]

@kkanezz fos ra dah!

[Tyranitar10]

Haha black widows? its the damn Funnelwebs you gotta worry about rofl. Not to mention the bluebottles, the great whites, the brownsnakes, the red belly black snakes etc. etc. Love this country =D

[cutt7990]

@Tyranitar10 australia: home of pretty much everything that can kill you... yay

[Tyranitar10]

@cutt7990 how awesome is that! i still havent died yet too haha.

[u7y8u7y8]

i fucking HAAAAATE the climate here, it makes you wanna just do nothing. yet you still have to run like crazy from the freaking electric scissorbees

[MCModification]

Gees, didn't mention the drop bears? Friggin' dangerous, those...

[cutt7990]

@MCModification i know, those drop bears...

[rawscar1]

1:03 is all I have to say.

[iiFadeFX]

This is actually pretty accurate...

[aimeeumiiko]

@iiFadeFX You are correct! x3

[MrOrangeReal]

Seems legit.

[ultimatenick37]

@kkanezz Least it's not a Dragator, those things are fucking annoying.

[Dabossjoe90]

Those Kangarillas really fuck you up, especially when the eat those Appanas, damn those things are like steroids.

[chickenfishofdoom1]

how did u know about the scissor deat bees?!

[Rastus42]

You have to watch out for those electric scissor bees and is you see one in a pool do not go in until it is removed and the water de-electrified

[dunmer2007]

I went to Australia once, but then I took an arrow....

...Out for dinner, but pretty much wasted $20 because arrows don't eat much...

[IAMLiveBait]

@dunmer2007 ahhhh i see what u did there xD

[dunmer2007]

@IAMLiveBait

LOL, My take on the arrow/knee joke...x^D

[EvilDarknessSage]

that guy had no ribcage.................. I think australia kept him alive with it's magic just to make a point!

[Hades3068]

Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi!

[ultrazeen380]

fawk off were full

[Vshreddr]

You forgot the drop bears.

[skyemoroney]

hahaha this is awesome and mostly factual. Oi! Oi! Oi!

[RangerOfOz]

What, no drop bears?

[hoodaxelboy]

yeah ausie sux - im a new Zealander!

nah i just kidding aussie :p

[EmoPride10]

Wow... I just Learnt About Animals I Never Knew Lived Here :/ Education System Is Corrupted.

[LoupsGarouASYLUM]

I've lived in Australia for twenty years. And yes, if you come here you will die.

[MrWarcraft1337]

DRAGODILE<3

[ToExInFeCtIoN]

I think he means just visit Frankston

[TheNinjadoodle]

this is the true australia and

i love it here

[CheesnOnions]

Hey Kids, adults, teenagers, drug addicteds, kevin! XD

[bubbleandsqueeky]

it is so funny. i'm australian and when my parents went on holiday years ago, they went to broome. There were all these tourists in the water and the tour guide was like *laughing* "Maybe i should'a told them tourists to watch out for them sea snakes. They are deeeeaadly!" and then he proceeded to tell them that, well, just don't go into the river, there is a crocodiles nest.

So yeah, maybe you will die :P

[NightFiendOfDarkness]

Lol i'm Australian, and at my local beach in Sydney, there was a blue bottle jelly fish outbreak and their tentacles were everywhere, heaps of people got stung and the pain is UNBEARABLE, plus this kid swallowed one, it ended up on the news as well.

The best way to deal it is pull it off gently and get some ice on your leg, but i saw tourist RIP it off, and their skin was ripped off with it. SO yeah, Be prepared and don't be a spaz.

[Urainium235]

Marvin was being an idiot, he did not have enough of his red tie showing what ELSE did he expect the Dragodile to do?? Everyone knows that's how they select their prey in crowded district.

[SuperHiHiNomNom]

I am not offended by this and Dragodiles are a serious problem!

[MrsKilla007]

LOL Everybody knows that Electric Scissor Bees come from Mars



[sladikk]

You've only improved my feeling about Australia. Now I REALLY want to visit them.

[benik74]

I'm Australian and this just made my day :D Now to make an army of dragodiles for us.

[TheBookman2000]

I want an electric scissor bee T-shirt!!!!!!

[fighter4luv]

I hate to rant, but that's kinda evil... I think we need to make some vids of the UK, and must we mention all those dramas that London and that had recently :P go to the UK and you'll be robbed, stabbed and probably get ur house burnt down :P

[pureownage779]

Kevin! :D.

[ag55ful]

I am Australian and i am offended! D:<

[Tibiademon555]

@ag55ful Well you gotta learn to joke, man. I wouldn't be the same if I was that easily offended by videos about Mexico.

[RockyMarsh09]

@ag55ful Wait, how is this offensive? And i live in australia!

[Sacred809]

You SON OF A- Nevermind... That would be nice if those animals were where I am living in... But nah...

[randomgid]

i wish we had lazy gull in australia

[RubiixCat]

i SAW A DEATH SPIDER FIGHTING A DRAGODILE!!

[poprocksbandit]

I fucking wish we had electric scissor bees and dragodiles.

[supercrazyguitarman2]

The shotgun got cocked the wrong way.

[XDinky]

ELECTRIC SCISSOR BEES 

[GinoZump]

You sound like MATT BERRY! ! ! great job!

[meneer15]

Why did I got a Google ad saying that I should visit Spain ???

[katmeow782]

Australia is fucking scary

I once got swooped by a bird, it didn't hit me and I wasn't scared

Scariest shit ever

[panashe123n]

i guess its not safe to ride the dragodiles :/

[agentpancakes1]

I ride my Drodile to school... It ate my legs.

[CherryIce1114]

I love this!!!!

[dotorius]

Doesn't beat Kenya

[Richmanswealth]

Oh those freaking Kangorillas, the last time someone was hit by one, was the last time we had ever saw them! What a terrible Family summer VAKA that was, huh?

Johnny had to was his butt for a whole two weeks after those white widows got a hold oh 'em! OH AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THOSE DEATH SPIDERS!!! One you get bit you... You just get back things okay! >:U

& Those Electric Scissor bees! OH HOLY CRAP!!! Ugh, I still can't sit on a bike!

For the others you say? Oh well, that's ~dies~

[someoddball]

Don't get me started on those electric scissor bees.

Getting the blood of you're standard defence turrets takes at least 3 hours.

Unless you get the right polisher. Takes one hour then.

But it costs too much.

Stupid polisher.

...

What was i talking about again?

[Wakamaruify]

I Auzzie and I don't like this episode. T.T

[BROWNIES3695]

@Wakamaruify >fuck< some but it's funny though

[AuzzieBoredguy]

@Wakamaruify Yup. trust Australians. Australia is actulaay really awesome. False/Fact Definately fact

[pureownage779]

What if I'm a kid transferring to a teenager acting like a adult who's a drug addict named Kevin?

[Markofsatan]

Currently it is the paint huffing pond scum that are bothering me.

[Mitsukai563]

Hey I know Kevin :D

[VladimirFrogslayer]

I noticed that it said "DONT ASK TERRIFIED LOCALS". Lol

[JJM596]

ANYONE COMES NEAR MY HOUSE...

[jacobislucas]

@JJM596 ill invite them over for coffee and dragodile steaks :3

[HyperChaser]

The narrator sounds like Mr Renom off the IT crowd :D

[Megallegro]

GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THEM ELECTRIC SCISSOR BEES!

[TheRooster94]

You forgot beer. Us Aussies run on that shit.

[TheLittleMissDead]

THE DRAGODILES TOOK MY BABY!

[themilkmister]

everything in austrailia can kill you, come to scotland were weve killed everything already

[FunkyJamiesApple]

@themilkmister Aw hells yah dude

[PenguinBoyFilms]

John the Water Skiing Instruction was so right!

[essem1999]

you forgot to mention the deadly kangaspycrocokoalaplatybanana! those are the real pests here in aussie ;)

[Canadan20]

This clearly shows that Pokemon is based in Australia

[TheSkeel]

Sounds great, I think I'll visit soon.

[Sarkloid]

I live in Australia, in Sydney

[XmissrenegadeX]

did you do the voice for this? for some reason i find the voice really creepy...

[LabRatProductions1]

This is amazing. I Laughed so hard at the "Colorful Wildlife!"

[RageDoktor]

DON'T ASK TERRIFIED LOCALS

I missed that the first time around D:

[abelpower]

Australia is the resort of Chuck Norris

[TheCharnstar]

Pfft, this is bullshit... Dragodiles don't breath THAT much fire

[DancingHippo332]

I'm as patriotic as they come; I'm Australian. I'm not offended because you are right. If you're not of knowing the country, you probably will die.

I immediately thought of the song "Come to Australia" by Scared Weird Little Guys upon watching your video.

Only a few days ago I found a small blue-ringed octopus on a beach in Melbourne. Those things can kill in two minutes and there is no cure.

So you're right, you might die.

If you want to visit Australia, I recommend being invincible

[RageNineteen]

@DancingHippo332

That's the best comment I've ever seen.

[DancingHippo332]

@RageNineteen your video is the best Aussie propaganda I've ever seen.

[AllTheGo0dNamesRGone]

@RageNineteen thats cuz its 100% true. im auzzie too and yes if u dont know ur shit dont fuckin come here.. u will most likely get badly injured. nice vid tho.

[AllTheGo0dNamesRGone]

any1 else find it weird how every other country gets offended by steriotypical videos and yet we dont? grow up guys...(just don't be offensive near us, we will not take that shit)

[jameswizard6]

@DancingHippo332 if you think you will die in Australia, then your definetly, no matter WHAT, you are not an Australian

[DancingHippo332]

@jameswizard6 who are you to comment on whether or not I am Australian? I was born here, raised here, I live here and i love it here. I'm Australian and proud to be. You are nothing to comment on it.

[jameswizard6]

@DancingHippo332 28 seconds ago and online? YOU SIR GAVE ME TRUE PROOF YOU ARE AUSTRALIAN. I am also Australian, and im sorry I didn't think you were australian...

lol

[DancingHippo332]

@jameswizard6 when you say you think I wasn't Australian, did you seriously think I wasn't? My original comment on this video states that I am indeed one. And a patriotic one at that. Your statement offended me immensely and THAT is all the proof anyone will ever need.

We badass Australians are just like that :D

[TheChriscoli]

@DancingHippo332 There's no cure for death. It died with Bin Laden.

[kibbylee]

@DancingHippo332 You make me happy to be Aussie

[Kouta13]

@DancingHippo332 Best. Comment Ever.

[xXAwesomewaterXx]

@DancingHippo332 Look i have lived in australia all my life and i'm ok and i dont even own a house i own a mobileindestructabletankhome and a gun.

[spencethesmall]

@DancingHippo332 your right I'm from Victoria BUT THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY!

[warriorofpeace786]

@DancingHippo332 They can kill in 90 minutes, and there is a respiratory cure, that is if you find help in good time.

[Skatesfy]

@DancingHippo332 yeah m8 :P

[Minime1171]

@DancingHippo332 Agreed i'm not offended by this and it's true if your a tourist and you don't know what the hell your doing your most likely going to die

[LKRTM]

@DancingHippo332 Now I'm freaked out, My sister moved to Australia for a year O_O

[TheBedofrazors]

im australian and ive never heard of a white widow....but those death spiders are real

[JagrekCranow]

I'm going to Australia in July...

I now worry :I

[BROWNIES3695]

@JagrekCranow hey i live there its hard to try to pass the death spiders every morn to go to school

[jameswizard6]

I hate you... SON OF A BITCH... your lucky im still not gonna unsub you >:(

[KanofKeith]

We have a pet Dragodile. It got rooted by a wild Kangorilla though. Now we're stuck with about a dozen baby Kangadragorilladiles and we no idea what to do with them.

[Kouta13]

@KanofKeith I'd say overthrow the government and start taking over the other countries.

But odds are you won't get near them without having your face ripped off.

Recommend bringing a decoy human to be used as cannon fodder.

[TheLittleMissDead]

im very upset i live in Australia and i never.... wait NO, NO ARRRRRRR

[UltraJedit]

I live in Australia, and I have never seen any of this stuff before, except the skii instructor! U rule!

[samjam306]

A Golem once punched me for calling him 'huge'. He probably thought I was calling him fat or something.

[PoizonFart]

That Ski Instructor is is right!

[brilleklaus]

Oh my god, this is awesome...

SUB

[mejwyn]

This was just way too awsuhfm!

[bananaramar]

im australian, i find this offencive and funny at the same time, lovin it.

[xandarian55]

im sold, i now know where to send my wife and her friends for their retreat!!

now i just have to bribe a death spider

[jonnymovieboy]

this film makes me now want to go to AUSTRALIA

[jonnymovieboy]

if u think AUSTRALIA bad well come to Britain

[kibbylee]

In America, the bird eats the spider. In Australia - guess again.

[CanderousXOrdo]

POSSUM ATTACK!

[electorg]

white windows reminded me of the Anti-Venom from spiderman

[italianxTc]

man i fucking hate the scissabees although if you are ballsy enough , if you catch like 20 of them you can harness their immense energy to fire up the cordless to call your mates to come to the piss up on the weekend

[Im2Awsm]

I feel insulted.

[sayid1206]

Awwww!! :(

I really wanted to know what MArvin was going to say... :(

[u7y8u7y8]

i live here

i wanna twinkie.

NOOO

NO TWINKIES OVER HERE

[Jagger3508]

haha im from australia and im not dead or am i...wait do they have computers in heaven i hope so

[mcrluvr222]

lol....I'm going to Australia this summer for 2 weeks....this video only made me more excited :)

[austinowns0331]

I love the way he says ELECTRIC SCISSABEES.

[LemonAidanLOL]

haha the voiceover sounds like Matt Berry XD

[qazwsxedc562]

next do america with our 4th of july suiide fireworks attacts and the battles to the death at congress dont forget when the statue of liberty having a period she sets newyork on fire and our indiuness animals razor blad egals, raddle rabits, poison carrot, taking sea life, and dont forget big foot whos diet consit of sunflowers AND CHILDREN

[DerSektenvater]

Hey!

Kids-Adults-Teenagers-Drug Addicts-KEVIN!

xD

that start kicked me out man...

[MrChiddyProductions]

i was born in australia but we moved to England. couldnt deal with the death spiders anymore...

[Wesmac4]

You forgot the Drop Bears, i've lost 3 friends to those things....

Here's what should be the official Australian tourism video /watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE

[Jazinovic]

"sigh" the kangarillas are really annoying. one time when i was walking to school a badhawk picked me up a flew me into a pit of dragodiles. lucky john was there and i pushed him into there and escaped. to bad he has no arms or legs now.

[zenmen55]

You forgot the JellyMcImmaFuckYouUpFish.

[OoLoverOfAnimeoO]

Lol!! It just shows how tough us Australians are :P

[drumboarder1]

I love this and I will be spreading it everywhere I can.

[strokeseat1]

haha im australian and find this bloody funny! haha

[YTRadioBeta]

Most of the creatures have potential pokemon names.

[BROWNIES3695]

hey i live there so fuck u fuck u JOKEs but still thats mean crapp my friend got eated by a death spider 

[RTKTS]

Australia, we have the best Kangarilla's,Locals, and sterio types, COME TODAY!

[bullstriker1992]

What the fuck did I just see AGAIN ?! o.o

[T3hMarz]

Wait, is this about Tasmania? :P

[Kalan0rd]

Kevin!

[thatguyfromdownunder]

come to Australia! You might accidentally get killed.

(im australian an i think this is funny)

[HenryandMomma]

I've always wanted to go to Australia...and this makes me want to go more.

[chaosproduction]

Australias population decreases 10,000 every 10 minutes.

[williambirkin1]

there was a dragodile in Cleveland show

[Th3L33tElite]

I'm australian and i love this.