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  • I love how you filter your language, Ur awesome!

  • Uhh, I Hate The System......

    I DOn`t Feel Sorry For You And Mexicans, Because You Are Harder Then White Peoples..

    You Can Do Things We Can`t

    Keep It UpA nd Damn, I Feel Sorry For You Ain`t Getting Cameras In The Carr 24/7 =[

  • why does americans hate mexicans? i find that quite racist

  • @eugene8910 its really anyone who isnt born here soo not just mexicans

  • @sac20032003 ohh.....so if i go to America they wont like me? (i,m a Afrikaans)(white African)

  • @eugene8910 well i thought you were speaking for mexicans because you were one and im not sure there's all-ways someone who isn't gonna like you its just life every race every color

  • @sac20032003 ohh ok

  • straight up dave do what you do, make yo own decisions cause thats what is best for you. keep gettin them views dave. coming from your loyal subscriber

  • hahahahaha awesome

  • I mostly watch your video diaires. And sometimes I will watch an occasional sketch comedy.

  • It happened to my mom before, we was coming from arkansas

  • Next time dont forgot the camera i want to see that

  • damn , they pull me and my brother over like 24-7 , once time we was going to the food store down da street and they said he didnt turn his blinker on 100 feet before he turned -___- really ? we looked at him and was like really ?

  • lmao the drivers ed student part was funny as hell, that was messed up dave lol

  • Hey David, can you make a download link for the background song because LongBeachProductions doesn't have one. Thanks :)

  • I feel you internet hug

  • I once got pulled over while walking and the officer said I was walking the wrong way down the sidewalk!

  • Why the hell is there a spot light on the on ramp?

  • nice sideburns

  • after watching this video i feel like playing gta iv xD

  • hahaha man every time i see your videos i cant stop laughing! xD

  • wow wth thats so crazy ...they put u on a list thats ridiculous .....anywho great vid as always dave

  • shit

  • It happens here in Chicago as well. I wonder which city in this wonderful country of ours, is less likely to pull you over for DWB. Most people I speak with hate stoplight cameras. I love them because they don't discriminate. I'm looking forward to the day when all the streets are patrolled by cameras.

  • lol this is to funny

  • love the videos dave dat ship krakks me the fudge up lofl

  • Honking at the student driver thats messed up haha

  • lol i bet u people think hes crazy because hes talking to his self

  • dave is a funyy person iam 13 and a comic

  • he stay right by chrenshaw (i think)

  • internet hug... =)

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  • dave could be the next shaft with the goatee and sideburns

  • this vid is motherfudgen funny, good ship lol

  • Great advice Dave! It's best always to be respectful to police officers. Their just ordinary guys and gals too that like drink a cold one after work too. But after being courteous and obliging to their requests, it's always good to ask why you were pulled over. And if they are exceptionally rude, just don't jaw jack with them, just ask for their badge number and report them. Don't threaten to report them, just do the do and report them.

  • i like the dub cam  it like we'er comin on the ride with ya all we need now is a bit of sheriff barnard

  • shifting like a granny... not double clutching like you should.. poor driving dave

  • Dave I like all of your video's (not just the ones on your channel but ones that you are in too).....not just because you are sexy as hell but because i know i will be laughing at least a few times during the course of the video. ;)

  • @laughandpeealittle Can you please get me the full instrumental of the intro song? Please if you can get me a link I'd be more than happy.

    Thanks.

  • excuse the language, but fuck haters. go to any video, comedy, commentators, guitar players or whatever. there will be one comment from one talentless asshole who has some sort of irrelevant or dick hole criticism. It is ALWAYS the clowns who don't post on You Tube. I honestly believe haters have a secret union with trolls

  • @DudeTheFamous AND usually faceless profiles!

  • @SmallFishProduction like Ebaums? lol i purposely put a picture of myself. I like to laugh at racist people

  • did that guy at 21:07 disappear? O.O

  • you should find them and take there pic and post it!!!!

  • i LOVE all your videos, but especially your video diaries, i may be young, but you go through alot of stuff i can relate to

  • Whiteboy with a Laptop, blood on his shoes, and an underage girl with a lolly pop and he gets helped by the police. LMAO

  • im so lucky to be white

  • Do you Dave!!!!!!

  • Exactally! You gotta pick your battles, and with the Police, you gotta pick wisely.

    Yes sir , No sir, finish with them as fast as you can so you can go about your business.

  • David man please do some more driving vlogs!! am loving this vibe,, you know?

  • Imagine what cars around him are thinking...

    "This Fu talkin to himself!!"

  • haha dave man great story. good stuff and really enjoyed it. just make sure u got that cam rollin next time :)

  • Dave, I will love your stuff until the day you actually live your dreams about hitting a biker like me with your door :[ Feels bad man

  • i like your new things too. specially the animated videos ^_^

  • 20:24

    I wonder what the person behind you must have thought when he/she saw you gesticulating wildly like that lol

  • @thejoker100ify He's at a parking spot dude :P I think the car's empty

  • f that ill keep my ass in tucson

  • what was running though daves head when he was pulled over (they see me rollin they hatin)

  • thumbs up 4 "Internet Hug"

  • Hey Dave im a big fan of yours man and all ur vids ur an inspiration to me. oh I got something for those police profile situations

  • what software do you use to edit?

  • you're the best dave love the way you are no lie's all you soooo coooooool

  • the intro song is nice oh yeah that's a big ass chain dave bling bling muther fugger lol

  • i was looking at the side burns myself llmao

  • hey dave u are at 190,000 so i think it worked

  • anybody having a weird glitch with the audio playing an add soundfile during the video?

  • THESE MUTHA FUDGIN VIDEOS ARE MUTHA FUDGIN FUNNY AS SHIP. KEEP MAKING MORE I LOVE THEM, INTERNET HUG!!!!!

  • If you need help with Logos let me know.. the logo is rotating all wrong and ship :)

  • were the cops black?

  • Respond to this video... Trust me, you don't want to come to my hood starting some ship. That would be a bad idea :-)

  • Man, motherfudge that traffic and motherfudge the police.....got pulled over for being black on a Saturday Night...

  • @laughandpeealittle What video the is "he'll bite you in the penis" from?

  • why won't you say motherfucker or damn?

  • The same thing happened to me last month some bull ship!

  • Dave shouldn't you turn the car off if you're gonna sit in there?? to save gas and such? O.O

  • thumbs up if you think Dave should also try stand up Comedy!

  • I like how no matter WHAT comment Dave may get.....there's always a smiley face to follow. Nothin a hater hates more than gettin smiled at while hatin lol

  • keep uploading more vids dave cause you the truth man

  • each time I look your vlogs Im like DAMN!! Seatbelt is nice!!

  • 8:27...I've been there David. Somebody needs to figure out how to download memories and put it on video.

  • Hey that's my drive to work everyday, from Crenshaw to Lincoln. I only wish my car had an editing tool to make it in 20 minutes.

  • Definitely like how you tied this altogether under one theme.; Luv your sense of humor dealing with life.

  • its like everyone is up each others butt in the highway o-o;; ill be damn if somone bumped into me.

  • peace dave

  • ...and then the student driver had to come back the next week.

  • and racial profiling happened to me too Dave, I was in my friends neighborhood now mind you I am white and his neighborhood is all black, and they did it to me all the time so I feel where you're coming from, their typical questions were...you got any drugs son, concealing any weapons etc etc its dumb nonsense but its they do it to every race

  • Traffic looks good compared to NY traffic lol least ya folks are movin!

  • yoo man your car look like shit!!

  • He went back to the "Now, you know!" I like that version so much better!!! :D

  • well done Dave, as my Dad used to say "its good to be able to go into the grocery store and pay for stuff"

  • Guess some or most of the law enforcement still chooses to mess with anybody however they like purposely, but that is life.

  • dave whens that tv show comin? i need some laughs in my life!!!

  • great video, with a beautiful message, thanks dave :)

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  • i hate power drunk,racist pigs!

  • Why cant you say Mother-Fucker or Damn?

  • @superjohhny I didn't know that I couldn't ?

  • @laughandpeealittle i dont know man lol but i guess its your choice to say what you wanna say.

  • i ride a motorcycle and it pisses me off when other bikes ride the line to get through traffic. it's bullshit.

  • you are lucky david even tho they are leaners they could be crazy ,...u lucky he didnt get out his car and toke a bat then started betting u up with it,...i learn my lesson...

  • Please don't horn at learner drives next time as we were once learners ourselves:)

  • @sagat4 Message! :-)

  • @laughandpeealittle You should make these Audio podcasts Dave :)

  • @sagat4 I Would like it if they honk(A little) that lets me know im doing something wrong !

  • @sagat4 please learn proper english before you post a message

  • Love these videos dave. Thanks

  • man you wore the steering wheel cover the fudge OUT!

  • @truebluetitan lol, yeah, years of that long drive to work :-)

  • i dont know how he didnt cuss !

  • freeze at 1:35

  • i wish i was a brother

  • "internet hug, i still love u" ima start sayin dat ship

  • continuing from my last post.....

    so the cops drove up to him and pulled him over, and the cops were some straight up white people..man there are some racist cops out there..

  • u did the right thing Dave, there are lots of anus hole cops put there..this one time a friend of mine and i tested some cops..both my friend and i are mexican, but i look more white than mexican, but my friend is straight up mexican..there were some cops parked at a corner and it was like 9: 30 or 10 at night..so i started running down the street and passed right in front of them, they did nothing..when my friend did the exact same thing, they drove up to him and searched him and everything..

  • I love how you fakecuss lol today videos are full of cusses....-_-

  • okay dave...yeah you were tellin the truth--AND bein a smart anus...lol...but that's y we love ya!!

  • speakin of change... what ever happend to chris the crackhead???

  • That is a good ideal but check the law about that. Here in IL you ahve to ask the police can you tape them if not you can go to jail for it. If you think im lieing check it out. Cops Try To Hit Illinois Man With 15 Year Jail Sentence For Recording Traffic Stop on you tube

  • 2:39 why is there a red light on a 1 way 0.0

  • @t3hxl337xnub its a meter to help control the traffic on the freeway

  • @t3hxl337xnub the lights allow each car to go one by one from each lane. This reduces everyone trying to merge onto the highway at once. Its used in crowded cities

  • can you say TAILGATER! Good times - good times..

  • Thats why you need to be driving with white guys like me

  • Dave, I like the Vlogs and the sketch comedies, I subscribed a few days ago. This video was hilarious, next time you get pulled over I hope its all caught on camera lol

  • I subscribed to David Spates, regardless of what he uploads.

  • lol has any1 knowticed at 20:04 the dude in the motorcycle disapears :)

  • Dag dave you were really close to that car. Lol trying to hit the person.

  • You are a very interesting very funny fudger. I haven't seen anyone do videos like you and it's funny to me anyway no matter what you do. Thanks for the entertainment man.

  • I love pretty much all your types of videos. I watch them depending on my mood. If I need a laugh, I go for sketch comedy/Blog and I still need a laugh but I just want to hear you talk real talk, I go to your video diaries and play all of them. It's something for everyone and not many YouTuber's do it. It's wonderful. I've been a fan since I saw your two girls one cup reaction forever ago (on your original channel ) . You always know how to engage your subs and it's awesome.Keep up the good work

  • clean that windshield dave, lol!

  • How did u teleport from the far left lane to the far right lane? That was pretty amazing

  • @Zaycashmoney That's only most of america. Where I live, the cops are arseholes to every race and gender. Probably because it's not a very good neighborhood.

  • lolll

  • Who else was looking @ his sideburns, the WHOLE time?

  • Dave, I love you man! I wanna meet you someday! Keep it comming.!

  • Dave, You and John O are just a few of the people who got me into making YouTube videos. Every point you made is 100% true. And It is goo to know that no matter what, you still do your style that pleases you. Keep doing it big man.

  • Hey Dave, your white man ''Dude'' voice is Awesome :D

  • true fan watch this till end...!

  • I hope you put some money in the douchebag jar for messin with that driver's ed person.

  • They're always trying to catch us riding dirty! also thanks for the internet hugs lol

  • Mmm those internet hugs were warm.... and necessary thank you

  • more PIMP JENKINGS, DAVE!!!!!!!!!

  • this is a very funny video because your so amped up and ur impersonation of ppl complaining is on point lollllllll

  • What kinda car u driving anyways an accord???

  • @Zaycashmoney You and I both! :-)

  • Yeah I must be a fan, I just set through a 22 min video with my ADHD arse lol

  • @OhYesWeDid09 lol, you're a better man than me Riley :-)

  • Nice vid man. especially 03:26 to 03:32.

  • @SonicRiderFoLife Good times, good times :-)

  • I had a bad day at work Dave, but seeing your new video made me smile again. Thanks for making my day again.

  • @Uvi91 Thank you, that made me smile :-)

  • You never fail to crack me up! Thanks!

  • @Airsoft7845 Thank you for watching :-)

  • did you tell him "This some bullshiP!" or This some bullshiT!" ???

  • @ElectricConnor I said "bullship".... in my mind :-)

  • LOL i get sooo scared when david takes

    his hands off of the wheeel XDD

  • @b0b314 LOLLLLL. As you should....be afraid...be VERY afraid. :-)

  • @Zaycashmoney Can't you just feel the love? :-)

  • Great as always

  • @MrTerrellJC Thank yoooou :-)

  • @laughandpeealittle it feels like a great honor to be thanked by the best mother fudger on youtube thanks for just saying back

  • Man, you ride peoples ass hahaha. Following to closely haha

  • @CH2388 you have to sometimes. LA traffic baby! :-)

  • what a shitty driver.

  • @dsjkdfjdsklakkdshlfk Don't talk about your mother like that!

  • Dave you are awesome and  in my top 3 Youtubers keep them coming man. And you better not forget my name SUCKA lol

  • @DarianMartin lol, ok :-)

  • I Been Dave Suscriberr For A Long Time Back When He Was Doing The Crackhead Vidss 3 Yrs Ago mUCH Love To You dAVE Remember Me Im The Kid 3 Yrs Ago Gave You A Shout Out

  • @typey4 Thank you my friend :-)

  • AMAZING BEARD.... good vid too :P

  • @FreshTilDeath3 lol, thank you :-)

  • awww ship i know that freeway

  • @shadyistheshit yeah buddy. It's a mother fudger :-)