Game Fails: Halo Reach "Forever alone elite... ends it all"

[SinSWorld28]

lol i like how the elite had second thoughts on suicide

[Dragonpit]

Huh...must've been thirsty.

[featherwinglove]

Surprise Commentary (yeah, that's a surprise) from FotW 68: "This is uh, yeah, this is some classic AI driving here. So, drop off the Revenant, and immediately, 'Oh, hey. It's- um. Get around that, 'scuse me. Yup. Hang on. Yeah, hit the gas and there we go." "He'd been having trouble at work ... Somewhere there's a driving-slash-flying instructor on the Elite home world who is drunk as shit." "We are no longer taking emails. See you the rest of this year!"

[MayaThila652]

One Elite was unable to pass his driving test.

[Jacen555]

You wanna know what the most sad thing is about this? I don't see any player around, so that means he memorized the enemy spawns enough to know that there was an elite missing and he went back to look and see what happened...

[LostEpsilon]

It seems to me like a water gun would be more effective against the covenant than any weapon the UNSC has so far...

[Roygoos]

*Drops*

Elite: Well... This is it. We're just put on the battlefield to die anyway! Screw this!

*Hits ice*

Elite: Goddamnit. Oh well. Attempt 2.

*Stops in mid-water*

Elite: I still have some meaning though, i mean, i've got a vehicle. What do they have?

*Elite's phone rings*

Elite: Hello?

???: Cousin! Let's Go Bowling!

Elite: FUUUUUUUUUUUU----

[alannisbetify]

Kats an elite?

[maxrocks19]

why can't i ever have that luck on mythic

[BlackRoseUYA]

And he's gonna drive up on the other side and ask a dude "Where's the lake?" until he says the word dick.

[WeMakeGarbage]

Good work spartans.

[CrimsonBlasphemy]

The real fail is that the two phantoms bump into each other at the end for a double *durp*.

[dareabledog89]

that looks alot like the one from fails of the weak

[BOWLRIDERZ]

no you wont

will to

wont

will look ...slash

[NinjaSpartan17]

SUICIDE

[Evereetthebeyblader]

Hey this happened before t me in campaign but i didnt have a gold membership

[Arcyena]

Colonel Holland : ...Spartans, the rest of your team is inbound. Imminent.

Elite: Ah crap! RETREAT INTO THE OCEAN!

[Mr2hyperactive]

this was on the first fails of the weak

[TheEpicpieofdoom1]

he shouldve gotten the rubber upgrade

[PowerJugs]

"Must not...wouldn't...can't...ah, fuck it."

*splash*

[hatchling001]

RERUN!!!

[redneckengland]

alright guys lets do thi... hey a fish... oh no just a rock... no its a fish !

[xARxOvErLoRd]

I guess the Elite wanted to see if the Revnant wuz waterproof ;)

[TheBeastlyStudmuffin]

"Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?"

[partyman147]

Used

[xFDtLx]

this was on FOtW...

[Revolutionn69]

WHY cant this happen on legendary just so sad right now ...

[EnragedPorkchop]

No, Elite! Sword Base isn't underwater!

[TheWritersMind]

foreveralone.jpg

[Itachisnipe]

somebody made a mistake ☺☻

[TAHEPICDUCKS125]

surely this was on fails of the week

[TheNewRevolutionClan]

Wow.. No wonder the Elites got betrayed by the covenant LOL!

xD

[InThePosition]

haha...

[CASSGO93]

that's how I feel when I play bumper cars by myself :(

[carlsiouxfalls]

Was it reused, or does it happen this way a lot?

[NiceMissMayonnaise]

I think this just happens pretty much every time you do this section, I remember building my strategy on it happening on solo Legendary the first time through

[laneblackout]

kotnokoy conpletly took this from fails of the week...

[WolfGamer117]

Hey don't recycle fails, use mine, I have loads

[orren45]

Well someone looks like they took driving lessons from kat

[FootballAndXbox]

I swear I've seen this before....

[soondae2000]

This is on fails of the weak!!!

[Blackout5871]

Wow you guys're recycling fails? WTF?

[RasenShot]

This was the first fail too if I remember, Fails of the Weak Volume 1

[TheKeyblader133]

Yes, this is in Fails of the Weak Volume 68, last fail of the video, totally obvious that they are the same

[AudioDragon51]

@warmaze @Dragonhuman and I are right it was in a fails of the week # 68 around 3:47.

[expodragon]

You guys, a different clip was on fails of the week. It's just that someone sent in another version.

[Jed1Master97]

@expodragon Nope the same.

[ASSWERTASS]

"i only wanted to be loved" anyone know this quote reply

[Dargonhuman]

Submitted by Koy Foster on Fails of the Weak 68, go to time code 3:47.

[MrLayton97]

Really fails of the weak

[PiranhaPlaza]

This was already in a fails of the weak...

Are they really that low on content?

[AudioDragon51]

this was in fails of the week.

[warmaze]

@AudioDragon51 No, a similiar one was tho.

[halofan128]

OMG KAT HAS.... MIND CONTROLL WERE ALL SCREWED

[kryskiller666]

I'm going to become Captain Obvious, and i'm going to say that this was already used in Fails of the Weak, like 2 weeks ago.

[Sharkwizard]

@kryskiller666 It was also on the very first fails of the weak! Huh. Go figure.

[Zenithnoon12]

@kryskiller666 Not to mention te first fail EVER!

[kyofanclub]

Wasn't this on one of the fails of the week? Still a funny clip though. :D

[MurdocLC]

Great but already uploaded.

[samuelbre]

This was on fails of the weak

[Starvingpuppies]

fuckin smart

[Hartjesz]

Hey - This one was on Fails of the Weak :O

[alexg3b]

@Hartjesz nope, same thing happens but not the same one

[ManUtdBoy13]

@Hartjesz ya i think it was like episod 1-8 any of them i think this was in

[truecrime945]

@Hartjesz Was it?? From my thoughts it had been on the Gamefails of the year compilation but I could be mistaken

[CrazyToddler257]

@Hartjesz Which one? i saw so many...-_-

[Mad21Skilz]

@CrazyToddler257 one of the first ones

[AnchorJG]

Aw, that's kind of sad.

[MKooKid]

i think youve uploaded this same scenario 5 times already...

[jobriq5]

Why are the AI drivers so fail

[alexg3b]

@jobriq5 it's so movies like terminator don't become real

[MrTerrorzone2012]

How did he notice that happening he was nowhere to be seen himself in the video was he just flying around in theather mode on random spots or something :P ?

[Unit1262]

Poltergeist Kat strikes again!

[Flyingtrollolo]

Me: "Didn't I see this on Fails of the Weak?"

*sees top comment by NegativeSnowman*

"Oh, now I get it."

[ricegrain1001]

Halo: AI

[Crazyredemu]

No one really liked Steve

[DarpDooter94]

I swear, this type of fail gets posted every odd week.

[Tzuskany]

Déja vù much?

[gregory43701]

Saw it on fails of the week

[FatalCorruptionzz961]

Well it looks like he sure was BRAINWASHED! ZING! HEYOOOOOOOOO!

Oh god I just love comment sections.

[ryuZakiMusicNinja]

That has actually happened when I play like 5 times since that last update

[MaxONEFIVENINETWO]

He couldn't remember how to go into reverse.

[saltythebear]

Seen it before, but this is one of my favorites. Easier to find now instead of seeking through the FotW vids

[orangemarmaladesky]

Bitch thought he was James Bond in The Spy Who Loved Me.

[lego64]

Hey wait! This was used on Fails of the Week!

Better tell everybody about it!

[noelgomesmaster]

used before

[grentis09]

old fail

[xxnavyrulzxx]

All ready been used in fails of the week

[JLMBfreafin]

@xxnavyrulzxx Jesus, that "all ready" hurt me right in the elbow...

[NegativeSnowman]

Used™

[xboxandpcuser]

@NegativeSnowman

YournameisUsed®

[Takeoverartist1987]

@Ghreivyn Yes it was. And yes it did

[samusfan117]

This seems somewhat familiar...

[pokemonrocks08]

2 fails in 1. the elite drives into the water and the 2 phantoms crash into each other.

[valathor95]

He heard Kat was coming so he wanted to save her the trouble.

[alldayagain]

He though it was ice.... Why didnt he wear his water wings like i told him too!!

[GamerX190]

This was in one of roosterteeths fails of the week videos

[Tripleat117]

I had this happen to me once too... me and my friend were wondering where this revenant was and we went over the video.... turns out the Covenant didn't have a psychiatrist as part of their military benefits...

[xShadowLink5127x]

Deja Vu

[digivince]

whoa deja vu

[Xxken101xX]

wait...what

[msgtfrank]

this was on fails of the weak episode 1 i think

[Ghreivyn]

@msgtfrank It was not. That's a completely different video that doesn't involve a stop-and-go advance towards death.

[gearsofhaloauto]

deja vu?

[Karnivore12]

wasnt this on fails of the weak?

[rerunrehak]

what would be the point of having 2 top comments being about the same topic. y dont u just like 1 of them and look 4 a better comment?

[dabears1326]

The title made me laugh more than the video haha

[unknownbruneian]

Elite: Forget this, Im a submarine!

[ScrinMan]

The real fail is that they played this twice.

[ivonatinkl]

this happen pretty much every time on this level

[Ziyaduzza]

better with commentary XD

[wipeoutfan9]

Wasn't this on fails of the week?

[TheSurefireGamer]

He failed the Prophets...he knew what had to be done...

[TheElemental1991]

@MySleepingSickness Sickness you bozo, hovercraft don't work on water, unless you have power...

[MrTeal8]

Guys. This was THE first fail shown FotW. Srsly, check episode 1.

[jedimasterpickle3]

@MrTeal8 No, it wasn't. This was a recent one. This year

[jedimasterpickle3]

@MrTeal8 And I just checked it. Yes, the fail was an AI Elite driving a Revenant. Here's what happened in that fail: The Elite rammed another revenant while boosting and it's momentum carried it into the water. The camera angle was different too

[MrTeal8]

@jedimasterpickle3 You're right. Thanks.

[jedimasterpickle3]

@MrTeal8 No problem

[Pancakewagon26]

I love how he stops to think about it

[RaymondG15]

was kat taking over his body?

[TBonne29]

@RaymondG15 Assuming Direct Control!

[AetherMedia]

@RaymondG15 Get a more creative comment -_-

[thebladeofchaos]

there'll be no compliations, just friendly crustations under the SEA

[wapoldoz69]

both top comments posted the same thing at the exact same time... WHICH ONE DO I THUMBS UP???

[anbublackops1000]

@wapoldoz69 both XD

[DarinWasteland]

@wapoldoz69 neither

their whiners

[1cme1]

how did the person who played the map figure out that this even happened?

[gorillazfan3]

@1cme1 Sometimes, I like watching a previous play-through of a game on Theater.

[MySleepingSickness]

Why does it float?

[ZeroPath5]

Should i do it....No wait, it gets better....No I've been saying that the past 4 years, it must be done......wait, is this what I must do...Yes, I must, goodbye world, ARRUGH

[oh7mak]

guys this is a different one but the third one

[SwiftBuffaloEater]

TiTz

[Slimdusty100]

I knew this was familiar!

[itmfnd12]

He was following a hologram those get me every time. :)

[Packblack1]

fails of the weak = FtW coincidence?

[AzureSky317]

This was on fails of the week (81923748912th comment)

[sciguy181]

on FoW

[CapitanOHYEAH]

Thefailisthegameitse- Oops, wrong video.

[ProShock7]

they have all this technology but not a single person in the halo universe knows how to swim

[FlyingSujin67]

already saw this on FotW

[DEADeyeIII]

looks like this is the result of him failing flight school

[DiamorsX]

This was on Fails of the Weak. :l

[TaiyouRyu]

We need to end Elite depression

[BloodDragonSword]

this was on fails of the week

[CptWaddleDoo]

@BloodDragonSword weak*

[CJW249]

@BloodDragonSword weak*

[macandfriends]

@BloodDragonSword The name of the series is fails of the weak, because the people who fail are weak.

[CJW249]

@BloodDragonSword No shit. But on Rooster Teeth it is titled Fails of the Weak. Not week.

[sourbabies]

@BloodDragonSword & @FlyingSujin67

But they had such a funny title for it, they had to upload it here. I mean, it's not like the people at RoosterTeeth are capable of making mistakes. C'mon.

[Tailsmilespower]

@BloodDragonSword I have no idea what that is. Is it similar to "Fails of the Weak"?

[TheLonelyBrit]

@BloodDragonSword Fails of the Weak*

[TaiyouRyu]

so sad

[MrDeathsbestfriend]

Kat was disguised as the elite

[m1nn1ck1]

fail

[MultiCouchProduction]

Nice