250,000 Point Apocalypse Battle Report: Deployment

[GreenskinHolland]

I didnt need this vid to know that dave is insane xd

[TheHomelyTurtle]

notice how the imperial titans look badass, and the eldar titan looks flamboyantly homosexual

[ElensarFFXI]

I recommend we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. :p

[ChaosMugetsu]

@ElensarFFXI this is madness!!

[AireTamStormer]

Quick Calculation to put this in perspective.

250000 points equals approx. 41667 Hormagaunts.

Thought I might put it in terms of Tyranids because that's what I play.

[DeadManSinging1]

3:46 I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

[Dbluesproto]

So that was more than... a dozen of banblades and the like, more than, i don't know, seventy land raides and rhinos leman russes... And i'm not going to try to count the amount of soldiers...

So... That's an Imperial Commander wet dream, isn't it?

[1114Catman]

I love how people assembled Titans from bits of cardboard and then painted scary faces on them.

[KMT698]

when i saw ''250 000 points game'' i was like WAIT WAIT WHAT???

[Avatar230594]

What I wouldn't give to play 250 000 point warhammer game.

[mittROMNEY666]

it kind of sucks how you made virtually no attempt at continuity with the terrain

[Arhejar]

6:16 whoever built that Emperor-class titan is a true hero

[KiresKnight]

@Arhejar I Think that's a Warlord-class not Emperor 

[Wasabiking11]

i wonder how much that all costs?

i have sent £200 on my army of space wolves

[CHEESYHEAD684]

5:06 HAhahahahahahah

[megamanx87]

Room full of virgins C:

[Wrathofkhan99]

... would take years



[itschris96]

Are you going to do a 1 million point apocalypes?

[Rilurio]

4:50 DEFFY TIME TO CLEAN YO SHOES!

[mistersgtwaffles]

you now its gonna be a epic fight if it takes 10 minutes to deploy

[Icejimmy1]

dam canada i want to live there

[UlyssesWeber]

If there was this many xenos and chaos on one planet, the Inquisition would just have an exterminatus fest not caring about the Imperial soldiers on it.

[rodan1212]

@UlyssesWeber not even the inquisition would make a ex while there are so many space mariens and titans on the planet

[acetraker1988]

@UlyssesWeber wrong depends on the plannet. If it is important they wouldn't destroy it. e.g. armageddon. GW fluff is made so that you can invent new chapters/battles worlds etc. What GW has produced is not even 1% of the history of 40k universe.

[GamerMafiaGeeks]

i got 1k :D

[TheIceRapture]

I just broke 1000 point son my first 40k army, I have a feeling it might take a while to do one of these.

Loved the Legios Tempestus titans at 4:54

[keymaster013]

OK. Let's see...

2 warlords.

at least a dozen baneblade/superheavy variants.

uncountable land raiders, rhino variants, and leman russ's.

quite a few reavers and warhounds.

lots of fliers.

And this is not even close to all of their forces; there's probably a crap tonne in reserve.

...

I WANT.

[Blaze1151]

in the fluff, it necrons, tyranids, the chaos armies, the orks, and the dark eldar showed up invading a single imperial world, the planet would be absa-fucking-lutely doomed

[joost1120]

@Blaze1151 And everyone on it would be dead. The Inquisition would perform an Exterminatus.

[MrTBSC]

... ok i think i better stick with dawn of war or supcom fa ... this already looks to timeconsuming

[Yellow13Firestorm]

In the words of Colonel Volgin from Metal Gear Solid 3

"This is a once in a lifetime battle. Let's make it a good one!"

[fickdieoma12345678]

I like 6:15

[totalnounique]

250000 point battle? fucking epic

[cairdin12]

that battle must've taken hours! unless ofcourse multiple people were taking turn 1 at same time, which probably is what happened but even then. turns would take frikin long, but the carnage inviolved...... planetary scale carnage......

[serios99]

@cairdin12 it was tow teams. and one team took the first round and the other took the other turn

[bobedylan]

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



[UlyssesWeber]

@bobedylan FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK­TTTTAAAAARRRRDDDDDDD

[NeptuneGuy78]

@bobedylan WHYYYYYYYYY AREEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WAAAAAATTTTTTCHING THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS THEEEEEEEEEEEEN FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKTAAAAAARD

[N47H4NJ0HN0]

APOCALYPTICONNNNN!!!!

[warman35king]

that looks like a great battle

[joejames56]

go on chaos space marines

[joejames56]

that is a hell of a lot of troops

[BrandonUrbina1994]

0 dislikes... damn. straight.

[SQUIBS223]

no tau? :(

[theDarkGeneral]

Very very cool! Where are you guyz based ouf of? My gaming group (So Cal Crusaders) and I run Mega-Apocalypse Events out in our area, Southern California, but we've been interested in doing some traveling to join other groups for some fun!

[kimpan23]

cardboard stompa? really?

[nochillarickroller]

Sweet parking job bro!

[jjjet2000]

thumbs up for the guy with the iron maiden shiret at 1:56

[godscuttingyoudown]

combining 3 of my favorite things

1: 40K epic battles

2. a match with plenty of tables and chairs (better with ladders)

3: add bacon strips, add bacon strips, add bacon strips.????? well almost perfect

[HappyYellowToaster]

4:53 are the 3 titans BTP painted up... amazing see them in action :O

[narren2002]

I don't suppose you going to post a list of Units that every one had ??

sure would love to see what each player brought to the slaughter ???

[TheMeta88]

God I wish ALL these units were in dawn of war the RTS version of this. It would be so much fun. but they limit it down to so few units its a shame really.

Relic does a good job but even then they cant always give Warhammer 40k justice.

[360andmerule]

is it wrong i got a boner over this?

[Hster007]

@360andmerule no

[360andmerule]

@Hster007 good

[TheMistofblood]

i wish i had gone, i have a space marine company but theyw erent painted, and i didnt have my chaos army assembled and apinted before ahnd either, and i forgot to buy the chaos reaver titans guns:(

[wolvermonkey]

250,000 points, but Im curious, what was the total dollar amount for all those minis? LOL. Looking forward to seeing how this one works out. I really should get back to work painting........

[LeporaBro]

definitely saw the blue table painting painted titans :D

[Lizardman0354]

I have no idea what the rules for playing this game are, all that I know is that they involve dice and templates, yet these batreps always manage to entertain me.

Keep up the good work miniwargaming.

[02Innocence]

o GOD :D

[MrTotallynotabot]

wow... Simply... wow... I have never seen something that awesome! Turn 3 Please!!! :D

[VBthesmall]

5 Hierophants :o I only have 4 to go...

[mafoota]

This is the first apoc battle report I've seen. I always thought that it would be like a regular game only bigger. This is just lots of different games but with the tables stuck together.

PS Unplainted plastic makes the Emperor cry.

[feralpedobear]

@mafoota Well it's like that most of the times, but if they did that with a 250k game it would properly take like 694 hours to complete

[DrypDropz]

What is that song in the video?

[razernc]

Wow some of the stuff there was very poorly scratch built e.g that stomper/gargant and some of the warlord titans cookies for trying tho... Even still woulda loved to of been there.

[Wanzerman123]

DEFFY!

[manchusabre]

What are those really big figures?

[MegaBabybuddha]

carboard stompa XD

[Trueflights]

see, now we are going to have to have a bigger game here agian. Stop going bigger than our games, its like a challenge. Our last one was only 86k but it was only two people. We did have a 200k game planned, but now we have to add more.

[TheRsTornado]

i lolzd my as of in begining XD 

[justinkarrie]

Wow, these won't cost only 40k, right?

[genewarren84]

Wow! So many geeks and dorks in one place!

[HandleyHalifax]

haha loved the intro

.....aww wish i didnt live in UK, wish i lived near you guys, then i could come......

[Magicwillnz]

What a way to keep Games Workshop in business.

[MrLucgauthier]

this is extrem... Now I lhave to make love two time to get my lost my verginity

[conn12347]

At 4:50 hey that is what Blue table painting did!

[Darkaitr]

wow did you see that rhino?

[Nickthesushi]

Where the hell are people getting all those giant ass models?!

[subaru84]

@Nickthesushi Forgeworld.

[itschris96]

geez dave sould settle down about a Apocolypes

[Bismarck3000]

Dave's excitement was more winning than charlie sheen high on cocaine.

[Labais7]

Looks awesome

[RepublicCustoms]

Wow, it takes a while even to walk along all those tables, and somehow, 5 minutes for deployment seems a lot longer than 4. Just some things I noticed.

I'll definitely be watching the rest on miniwargaming. I won't be able to wait for a whole month!

[dreadsn1per]

I see the Tau still get no love....

[corpral]

jesus that's just freaking huge!

[MrRogerrabbit27]

Absolute Genius, I love you guys!!!

[KINGXxGRIMREAPER]

im gay

[Doominator99]

Itz deffeh!!!!!

[orcasem]

I think I saw the titans at 4:53 several times on the blue table painting channel. Does anyone recognises them aswell?

[cardinalvengen]

@orcasem yeah dude

[MechanizedFantasy]

lol @ the intro. DAVE IS THE MAN!

[777Lockhead]

Wher thair any tau players in this game?

[aldi2500]

Are the really big Titans Warlords or Imperators?

[donavan2222]

man i would love to join you guys in your battles but i live too far away.

[Haloister]

I swaer it seemed like michael bay was filming at the begining

[Saberblade152]

@Ophiguris lol i see, and just to clarify for everyone, i by no means am a great or good model builder i've only done one conversion and it was by pure luck because i was missing a bolder so i used chaos possessed parts and got lucky with painting, i'll even upload prof if people wish.

[Eagleeye1192]

you all must be superheroes because you all are moving fast

[TheUnforgiven206]

great video, but the cardboard stompa was a fail. other wise awesome

[funnyascrapinc]

nids shal dominate all



[CantwoRollz]

You need a better video camera!!!

[lovetohate028]

>see grey knights

well, good already won

[MAJORmafiaHATERdmg]

i love seeing 3 stompas not even get close to the height of the ankle of that titan

[xzon82]

Imagine a Live-action movie based off this battle......imagine.

[MrBigDaddy1997]

I get that some people dint have the time but for me personally I like to put lots of time and effort into painting a army using multiple techniques screw wet blending though

[hazedude1233]

jesus christ! 250,000 POINTS!!!!!

[holmanator1]

never mind the tanks and stuff i think one team should of just used 20,833 orks

[KhromeOnline]

I really like seeing games like this with all the models made and painted well, not just tossed in there last minute

[CptCortez128]

They are indeed the BTP titans... Lucky bloke!

[SombreroKing100]

ok now where the hell do i get one of those titans



[1337skillz95]

@SombreroKing100 Forgeworld ?

[kurumaSMASH]

Dave drives a mini van?

[Redrik666]

6:55 that monster would be my objective

[jboweruk]

Some stunning conversion jobs here. Love it, can't wait to see the rest. that's one monster game.

[TheDortmunderJungs]

EPIC!

[zackmuise]

I think I watched the intro 5 or 6 times alone, hahahaha fuck Dave rocks

[222333qwerty]

This.Is.EPIC.WARHAMMER 40,000.BATTLE!

[LordWhatsHisName]

a room full of nerds playing warhammer...AWESOME!!!!

[ixekun]

Guess I'm not the only one who is noticing the Epic Meal Time song

[Fafum20]

Everything looks awesome. For me though this big of a game takes too long and it seems like it's just a game of lineup and shoot. I could be wrong, I've never played one. Maybe it doesn't seem that way when your playing but observing it does.

Tempting to just tape off a giant battlefield on the floor and have at it =p Seems like you would have more room to set up and move.

[HollowVampire]

Dave pulled in at the beginning a little too crazily...

[huntercd]

all we need now is a million-point apocalypse battle report!

[miniwargaming]

@huntercd That's next year.

[Doughboy072]

@miniwargaming You had better not be kidding. This is one MWG fan that will be severely crushed!

[TheRealSerps]

@miniwargaming You know the fan boys are gonna hold yas to that ;p

[SuperOverlord94]

@miniwargaming Are you actually serious or are you just joking?

[Apolloisdead312]

@SuperOverlord94 i hope they are serious XD



[jedajmaster]

@miniwargaming

spoiler alert 

[rocket5689]

@huntercd

Bigger a BILLLION points thats two years from now.

[Wildcat425B]

The point of view shots were most epic.

[FthePolice666]

bacon strips.....and bacon strips...etc....hahahahah

[Cridant1]

4:54 i see btp fine ass work.

[Haskanaeleva]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[drumwolf22]

music sounds like Epic meal time

[davinciguy5]

BACON STRIPS &

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BSCON STRIPS &

BACON STRIPS &

BACON STRIPS &

BACON STRIPS &

BACON STRIPS &

BACON STRIPS &

BACON STRIPS

[screwmanx]

Looks like a series of smaller games happening at the same time, not one big one =o

[Theresnoiinfuckyou]

Looks like everything is painted so that alone impresses me. Apocalypse is cool but at this kind of point level the first turn of shooting will probably decide the game.

[abovethehorde]

these battles look a little silly, like an old patchwork cloth of armies

[red244]

Grey knights.... I think good side will win just for them being on the table :/

[rabidcookiemonster7]

this looks pretty sick for the 40k fans

[GamingUnit14]

0:00 to 0:27 is the best intro in war gaming history.

[felo790]

Is this the epic meal time song?

[bullyfatboi]

it looks mainly imperium and orks with the slight apperences of nids and eldar

[Shannariano]

4:53 did "Blue table painting" painted those? they look familiar

[Falleen01]

I see a distinct lack of tau.

[mastercheefinhalo]

@Falleen01 I have noticed that in so many Apocalypse games, seems like I'm an outcast lol. I usually team up with SM or Eldar for their Walker Titans, while my air support (A-X-10) and Barracudas wreak havoc. I have a whole legion of battlesuits for deep striking, and the enemies face is so awesome when I drop them on the board along with Hammaerheads and Fire warriors cutting enemies down.

[Falleen01]

@mastercheefinhalo Its funny, people don't like playing as them, but even our basic vehicles have the strongest non apoc damage in the game. You'd think more people would use them as titan hunters.

[mastercheefinhalo]

@Falleen01 LOL Yep! In my local store I'm some sort of Legend for having Tau, where everyone else has the more popular armies. Personally I love the epic fire power and awesome battlesuits. Tau players unite!

[cristianhentunen]

thumbs up if you watch this more than once!!!!!!!!!!!

[xXThePanzerXx]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I HEARD THE ANNOUNCMENT IM SOO EXCITED!!!

[cristianhentunen]

Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[legokid65]

AWSOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arumat1995]

SOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOL!!!!!

[TheARCSecura]

Holy f**king shit O.O

[kinggabbo123]

Dave was really excited!

[hxcdsal89]

Wtf!!!! Dammm

[Saberblade152]

The Ork tech division must have had some budget cuts, seeing that cardboard stompa was just to much.

[louisgworld]

@Saberblade152 XD, they are going through a recession atm. there is a low income of teeth :)

[Saberblade152]

@louisgworld They need a new Warboss then, one who guarantees a slugga for each Ork. in the end it should increase the income of teef after each fight.

[Collin8843]

@Saberblade152 Hrmph... Needs moar dakka.

[Saberblade152]

@Collin8843 There is never enough Dakka, but to much Dakka and u get no teef.

[Redrik666]

@Saberblade152 look at the tanks at 6:20 ....god damnit...

[Saberblade152]

@Redrik666 didn't notice those before, damn is all i can say, well that and fucking proxies.

[Redrik666]

@Saberblade152 proxies are fine... when they actually look like what they are supposed to be...

[Saberblade152]

@Redrik666 yea there is one guy i played a while ago who subbed a toy truck for an ork Trukk

[Redrik666]

@Saberblade152 that would be fine if he put a bunch of bits glued to it and maybe an ork on it did he do anything or just use a stupid little truck?

[Saberblade152]

@Redrik666 he used a toy truck and if i remember he painted it with some ork themed decals, i think his army was themed after the bad moons so he probably drew their emblem, some red, and some checker patterns. i don't remember much else, i let the proxy slide since it wouldn't last past turn 2 anyway, chaos havocs + lascannons = a field of vehicle pieces and some corpses.

[Redrik666]

@Saberblade152 ha

[Saberblade152]

@Redrik666 yea the rest of the match ended with me holding 3 of the 5 objectives and half his army ether dead or fleeing, his HQ was locked in a fight with Abbadon so he was done for, the rest of his units weren't troops so he couldn't win unless he killed all my infantry which were almost all Khorne Berzerkers. the rest of my army was a land raider i built for Abbadon and his terminator squad (4 guys) a Daemon prince, and a defiler the game was 2500 points.

[Redrik666]

@Saberblade152 im about to play a warhammer fantasy battle of 150,000 points or order vs 150,000 points of disorder storm of magic scenario... outta be fun haha

[Saberblade152]

@Redrik666 damn thats gonna be a long game, i've only played a few games with my small lizerdmen army, i'm rooting for chaos.

[CubicSpartan]

@Saberblade152 it is actually quite sad