Star Wars Kid vs The Mullet Samurai

[TSUNAMIxxTIGERxxFANG]

epic!!! a little know fact is that star wars kid was pissed when he found out his secret technique got leaked on the internet!!!

[GodrickDPedro]

I didn't know Burger King had a Kento Class.....

[billabong4202]

the ultimate battle of good vs evil

[Medweasel]

Here's a hint. You want to be awesome, powerful, graceful and fearful? Lose some weight.

[crieiessacontaagora]

Pants certainly lost LOL

[OutOfMyMindsHD]

Star wars kid is just lucky the ninja didnt use his Dragon Twister. He wouldnt have been able to handle the power and would have been destroyed.

[WeDoWhatsRight]

Star wars kid kicked his ass

[DeanMartin1231]

This is what my Girlfriend thinks of when I have sex with Her.

[Rohjas66]

the mullet samurai kid would still kick your asses since hes actually doing melee karate moves

[NickLavender78]

such epic grace...

[deadb0n3]

the guy in black flips burgers in my mc donalds

[MockEmpire]

this video needs to be in the library of congress

[Atu7UP]

I'm sure that they are twins

[azn6t9]

Great 2 fat people fighting.

[MsSandiiiie]

@azn6t9 what more can we ask for ROFL!

[smashingchap]

They both Canadians, just look at the mullet of Samurai kid.

[AdventureArt]

@smashingchap I'd bed money there are more mullets in the deep south USA than in all of Canada.

[smashingchap]

@AdventureArt Who do you think would win in a fight, Samurai Kid or Star Wars Kid ? Star wars kid has really great defensive moves and is very evasive, he is all over the place and would be hard to get a clean strike on him. His weapon is a golf ball retriever, but he looks deadly with it, .provided he doesn't trip over his own feet first.

Samurai kid not as agile or evasive, has mastered the dragon twister, cross slash, and full scale ninja attack skills....but has wooden swords.

[FriedHippy]

@smashingchap SO IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS SAMURAI KID WOULD WIN!!

[smashingchap]

@AdventureArt Mostly black people in the US deep south now, and they never wear mullets.

[TeamTowers1]

@Solsman09

Im autistic and if I did this I would say people have every right to luagh at me.

[ACgeordieDC]

I just don't understand why this video wasn't set to "Duel of the Fates." Bad form, mate.

[SCfeverQC]

Whas win ?

[thegreatwoodlife]

Ghyslain is still the undefeated champion.

[bhenchman08]

0:26*



[bhenchman08]

Star Wars Kid was very aggressive and versatile in his attacks; from his movements and the look in his eyes, his fighting will is clearly defined. On the other hand, Mullet Samurai draws his sword in a more patient and calm manner as he executes every attack with technique and accuracy. Most of Mullet's attacks were based on waiting for an opening and going in for the attack with 1:26 as a great example. As technique and skill usually determines the winner, I would say Mullet wins for sure.

[jeanismohamed]

@bhenchman08 calm down faggot

[bhenchman08]

@jeanismohamed you don't happen to be the star wars kid, do you? If so, I meant no offense towards anyone.

[jeanismohamed]

@bhenchman08 No I am not, therefore you still need to calm down faggot

[bhenchman08]

@jeanismohamed why are you so angry? Do you want to talk about it? Why don't we be friends?

[jeanismohamed]

@bhenchman08 I am not angry, therefore you still need to calm down faggot

[bhenchman08]

@jeanismohamed maybe you aren't angry, but it does sound like you are a bit irritated. Why so fussy? As you would say, maybe you should "calm down" lol. Why don't we start over?

It's nice to meet you. How are you doing today?

[jeanismohamed]

@bhenchman08 I am good. Thank you for asking.

[MrGuitarwrecker]

Teach me.

[DrDaxon]

Notice how they both look the same? just one has a mullet and darker hair.... I think this is a conspiracy, it's actually aliens trying to invade earth and trying to show off their epic fighting skills, not realizing that here on earth, even a 10 year old could fight better than them.

[Southerndragon100]

song please?

[seaninboise]

no one beats star wars kid

[kadetess]

Gosh dont you wish people on youtube didnt have to b so cruel to people. I have come to the point of not reading the comments because it just makes me sick.

[Sariel111]

There can only be ONE!

[madmaninahole]

For god's sake don't give either of them a real sword or we're all fucked!

[MrBlackdevil04]

fat.!!! hahahaha

[tickntimebombfun]

The end leaves it open for a sequel i hope...

[alludaachile]

the lord of the fatass

[PirateKingsShip]

The guy in black is not so bad!

[apatheticbrutality]

@PirateKingsShip yes he is

[PeopleGB]

@PirateKingsShip You obviously have not seen the original.

[pupskannake]

ÊPIC!

[Colinsytaccount]

It had to be done.

[MegaHardattack]

this is youtube. ppl put stuff on it, and it WILL get trashed!!!

EPIC VID!!!!!!

[71Merc]

If only the Mullet Samurai would have unleashed the Dragon Twister...

[TheShepherd1987]

They had to cut the video short because if it were to run any longer, the world would explode from the amount of awesomeness...

[ytmndman]

Star Wars kid apparently has the power to make himself partially invisible

[Mr82k10]

WHO FUCKING WON?



[Shiba1227]

this is so fucking gay lol

[Shuruzei]

When I saw Philip, I was like: OMG I WANT TO SEE A VIDEO OF HIM FIGHTING WITH THE STAR WARS KID!

You just made my day.

[gh0stc0rvx]

I fucking LAWLED!!!

[GODHAND42]

whoever wins...we lose

[ZodanaBorado]

I am a grown man. I almost peed in my pants cause I laughed so much.

[itslikeadrill]

THE GLORIOUS STRUGGLE OF MANLY MEN IN THEIR JOURNEY TO FIND THEMSELVES ON THE CUSP OF THE UNIVERSE, RIDDEN WITH VIOLENCE AND PAIN

[JerrrySeinfeld]

so inspiring...

[icomment11]

in a real fight phillip would rip this kid apart. for one he has the dragon twister also he is actually mentally ill, at some point he would just bite that kids throat and start licking the blood

[ultimatemeepo]

There's tears in my eyes....

[TheIrredeemable]

@Solsman09

Does that make it any less funny?

No, no it does not.

[Keikuina]

So Epic win XD

[lordginger]

@Solsman09 I'm a ginger, you cunt. Of course I have no soul. Now excuse me while I enjoy my lulz.

[Hanysz777]

999 HITS

[Ondrix]

@Solsman09 No it just means you have a sense of humor.

[TheDailyTraceur]

Lard Vader and Mullet Samurai fend off in a battle, that will shake the very foundations of this JewTube video!

[firebeaver39]

phillip owns dues to black sweats and of course dragon twister and the part where he is actually being awesome

[thatguyyousaw]

@Solsman09 who cares, its still funny

[sonickeith]

the music makes this

[xXFumbles16Xx]

@Solsman09 does it matter? its not like hes calling him a dumbass or something

[LuminOfMoonlight]

@Solsman09 He has Aspergers, not Autism. His sister just doesn't know that. She thinks that Aspergers IS a form of Autism, Which it isn't.

[cedl12345]

@LuminOfMoonlight Are you talking bout darth vader?

[Guernicaman]

There can be only one!

[EltBerserker]

I'm pretty sure that if this was a real fight, none of those hits would ever collide with one another.

Even given an infinite amount of time.

[bigpoppapaul1]

@EltBerserker Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!­! Dude you're a KING!

[garrettmyreel]

Bravo.

[moonorc]

The star wars kid could not stand the dragon twister.

[WalnutGottaGun]

FAG vs FAG a fair epic battle

[lonegroable]

its no contest, starwars kid cant compete with the Dragooooon twisterrr

[12sequel]

Mullet Samurai made him piss good

[FunkyPotato]

@Solsman09 You know the Star Wars Kid's name is actually Ghyslain and he has "had to endure, and still endures today, harassment and derision from his high-school mates and the public at large" and "will be under psychiatric care for an indefinite amount of time."

[Sabre809]

@FunkyPotato He has a really cool name though! =D....Sorry...Thats horrible. =(

[ImReseT]

@FunkyPotato Did you know that neither of us forced the "Mullet Samurai" or "Star War Kids" to post any other their videos. If I remember correctly they did it on their own. Don't expect to post something on the internet and have a couple of people laughing at you. I, myself, only laughed at the Star Wars kid as he doesn't have any illnesses at all. The Samurai kid, or Phillip, I would never laugh at because he does actually have an illness. With that being said, Phillip owns Starwars.

[jt3w]

@FunkyPotato well maybe thinking about putting your self on the internet next time. A life lesson learned hard.

[dkicefire]

@FunkyPotato its the things they are doing thats funny. Bottom line.... if you dont want to be made fun of.... be careful what you do... i know phil and go to school with him... hes a nice guy and has never deserved to be made fun of for who he is... but the way he acts.... wether he tries to be that way or not is fair ground... i dont make fun of him... i atually defend him when i need to... but he still needs to think before he acts. some things he does are weird and he can control himself..

[stupidmonkeies13]

@dkicefire common answers form a zombie you follow soicty and there for your life is unintresting just becusse someone acts in what u see a weird way dosent mean its fiar ground it means that they have decied to tell soicaty to go fuck them selves and there going to have fun iam one of those people so while iam here GO FUCK YOUR SELF SOCITY!!!

[BigJon200]

@FunkyPotato u kno ur comment just made the video alot funnier lol

[dontcommentmehoe]

Mullet samurai because at least he is trying to show some discipline. He isn't swinging a stick like a complete retard like how star wars kid does it.

[StL33T]

Mullet samurai wins. He has the dragooooon TWISTER!

[TheRealExAzrael]

samurai wins. he has autism and he totally out preforms.

[JacksonMorton]

Sword kid wins,hands down.he is of the select few to be chosen to represent earth in Mortal Kombat

[relampago21]

are not both the same guy???????

[LD537]

fuck alien vs preditor, robocop vs terminator, freddy vs jason, and marvel vs capcom! THIS is the deciding battle of the universe! my moneys on the ninja kid. the jedi kid has no skills. he just flopps around swingin! then the winner battles "the angry ginger kid" or chris krocker! LMAO

[lildread1]

if only if he had enough time to pull of the dragon twister, that move would totally OP staw wars kid.

[va42282]

i don't know who will win. they are both equally fat.

[cgjohnst]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[clashina]

what's the song lol

[Shoxfan11]

ur bad

[AdventureArt]

The music is from the motion picture soundtrack "Dragon, " The Bruce Lee Story.

[monkeypwnd25]

lol.. the best

[ExtraChunky]

man... what i wouldnt pay to see this happen...

[LiamTorched]

Hahah that was pretty cool.

[mizternak]

no way .....totally epic