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  • Christians... the Scum of the Earth...

  • I can admire another man's penis in the shower, but the minute I put it in my mouth, some kind of line has been crossed.

  • whats the song Sacha always uses at the start of these Bruno clips?

  • So why is being gay so out this season? hahahaha

  • What the fuck is wrong with this world when one needs to sign into YouTube to watch this video?

  • How did Americans get so different than Canadians? Man, American Christians are stupid.

  • @BayviewFinch Well, believing a snake caused a woman to make a man sin, and those sins are passed on to everyone forever, until god sent himself to be brutally murdered in a sacrifice to his own self to redeem all people from the apple eating sin which he himself knew about in the first place. how much difference is there between american and canadian believers in those basic tenets? :) read your bible every day. it will scare the shit out of you :)

  • @Neeboopsh - Well... See, that's where things are different. It's the Americans that tend to go more by that approach - taking the Bible literally, using the Bible as the ultimate authority for their questions, etc. I would say that Canadians are more along your lines, thinking how it's kind of ridiculous. I'm not a Christian, and I've read the Bible in it's entirety. It doesn't scare me at all. Why would I be scared by myths, history, with a good mix of deep insight?

  • @BayviewFinch Do you really think there's no one like this in Canada? Also, only hardcore Christians think this way and people like him are always ridiculed. Don't make all american christians to be like this guy.

  • @RazzleDazzle9410 - I'm pretty sure there aren't any people like that in the whole country of Canada. Sorry. I didn't mean to portray all American Christians like that.  I realize there are probably some decent Christians there, and of course there are plenty of decent Americans, no matter what their religion or lack of it is.

  • 2:18 troll xD

  • I eat very very chocolaty stuff.... ALL ze time...

  • 3:29 Sounds like somebody is a repressed homosexual

  • @superjoxno1 Oooh Americans... They're so backwards and stupid.

  • every single line of bruno's is awesome in this bit

  • vhy cant i eat brunch?

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  • humility, forgiveness, understanding and TOLERANCE. It does clear state in the bible that christians should live like this. But using abook and the word of god as an excuse for ur prejudices in an insult to him and ur religion. I am Christian (in the U.K) and if i was to hold the same beliefs are u i would be expelled from my parish ur view totally contridict the very essence of what it is to be christian..... WAKE UP

  • its just gos to show the stupidity of the christians in the U.S. the bible is blatantly open to interpretation not to be follow literally. Does a book that tells stories with moral over tones based 2000 yrs ago really fit in with modern society no it doesnt, are there hebrews running around having orgies and and worshiping gold dieties no theres not. Do ppl get curcified if the break the law no they dont. get a life u sad ppl liev ur life as a christain but get some christian morals like...

  • how many years have you been straight? ... all my life... What????

  • Oh great, I love Romans.

  • @corosequis

    I love how when bruno says''being fabulous'', the pastor asks him to clarify and then bruno says ''you know just being fabulous!'' and it suddenly all become clear to the pastor and he says ''nish nish''.

  • NISHT NISHT

  • "Watching Will And Grace"

    "It's ungodly... nicht nicht"

    omfg i laughed so hard 

  • my football team forces me to be gay as facilities only allow for shared showering

  • This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Cohen is a true genius. Thank you, Sacha!

  • It's frunny how the pastor keeps saying he would not be tempted if a hot dude stripped in front of him. why? cuz no one "becomes" gay! and gay people dont become striaght.. he set himself up for that one lol

  • Gets him to say" Nish nish" ahahaha!

  • I'm a Christian myself and this pastor is a fucking retard.

  • I didn't know what the title meant...and then when the pastor started talking about the books of Romans I was thinking "...no way..."

    People suck

  • I'm glad I'm not any religon, this is just embarressing. This pastor guy is such a loser, get a life man.

  • lets talk about you for a moment...how many years have you been straight? my whole life. WHAT!

  • Jesus had long hair. Was that an effeminate lifestyle?

  • So funny, but shouldn't that freak gay converter be punished by law? Treatments that convert gay people are forbidden, it's not ethical at all.

  • @BBaudelaire you cant convert gay people anyway

  • great...i love Romans

  • a homosexual relationship..with another man..of the same sex as yourself.

  • this guy is a real jerk! i got upset! but its funny too:D

  • lol nish nish - what an idiot nicht nicht

  • HAHAHAHAHA! The music is gay. It's funny. :P I love this. xD

  • deutsch kann so schön sein.

    der komische christ bekommt von mir ein nich nich. omg

  • he couldn't nail this guy......tough.

  • Ach ja ,

  • There was an article a couple of days ago in the USA Today about how 84 men in Iraq have been publicly murdered for being gay since December 2008 and how the gays in Iraq felt safer when Saddam was ruler. The stuff they do to homosexuals in all countries is barbaric IMO.

    I find it interesting that I had to confirm my birthday to watch this...there are far worse things on youtube than this that are never flagged. THE KID CARD!

    This clip is the heart of the reason the World is so homophobic.

  • Wow. I didn't realize that eating chocolate made you gay...

  • lol, i love romans, hell! :D

  • Note to self: only eat brunch around Christians.

  • I eat a shitload of chocolate.... I'm GAY?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O

  • Why would eat chocolate to be gay?????

  • 8 children must be republican.

  • OMG, this "minister" is a total asshole. There should be a verse in some book of the bible forbidding gullibility and overt stupidity.

  • freddie prinze jr. ; lol he is hott.

  • Lol, watching Will & Grace? Being fabulous? Brunch without christians? Chocolate without christians? Yeah, they're pretty horrible. Totally ungodly.

  • Unflagged!

  • lmao hahaha is this in the movie?

  • omg. when the pastor answers the questions hes answering by what the bible says, but not by what he says.

    he obviously has no personal thoughts. i would never want to be such a pathetic being like him.

  • lol and none of those quotes are in the bible, too

    The one about Job??? I read that book. Nada about virgins

  • i hate orthodox reliogious people soo much....u cant spend ur whole life dedicated to god...then theres no point in living and what pisses me off is especially if they go around telling people whats wrong and right...

  • I KNOW ! god is the only 1 whao can juge people !

  • wish sacha's next character is a cow-piss drinking indian priest. would be hilarious!!!

  • Love how insecure he is by telling him straight up how hes married.

  • Yeah I thought it was a bit funny he thought it was necessary to say that.

  • LMAO! The pastor is so stupid.

  • man im straight, but this pastor is STUPID!

    basically everything christian to him is good. fuckin retard.

    but this shit was fuckin hilarious hahaha

  • It's sad how the minister can actually take himself seriously while spewing such utter crap.

  • the conversation at 1:10 is classic

  • Don't hate on the pastor

    It's just his beliefs

  • Some people believed jews should be thrown in ovens also, it doesn't make it any less ridiculous and stupid.

  • THEY SHOULD DOUGH, THEY FUCKING REPTILIANS.

    HAIL THE FURER by the way. LOL

  • "Watching Will & Grace?" "It's ungodly, nish nish"

    Let out a huge "WHAT?!" when I heard that. This guy is an arsehole.

  • so HILARIOUS!

  • f-ark yah!

  • I love how he won't be turned on because it says not to in the Bible. Not because he's straight.

  • This minister is evil.

    "As long as you're in the fellowship of Christians with no one to seduce you into evil..."

  • this shits hilarious......hahahahah

  • You can't be turned on because god says so !? what kinda bull is that? or what did the bible tell you that,

    "if you want to deny anything just add -because god says you can't"

    lulz

  • Ah religion, so homophobic and backward. Sacha Baron Cohen= Genius comedian.

  • Ach ja

  • This is why I don't buy into the bible

  • Why wouldn't you be turned on?

    Because God said you can't be!

    Wait....wat?

    Your not turned on simply because of your orientation?

    You need God to say nisch nisch?

    I think this Pastor may just be a little gay.

  • So tell me why is being gay so out zis season?

  • Watching Will and Grace is ungodly? Lol.

  • A man, with the same sex... ;D

  • DAMN, I peed in my pants. This is FREAKINOMENAL!

  • are these TheBrunoMovie-clips excerpts from the new movie or just extra material?

  • these ones with the spikey hair are from a long time ago

    they were on the Ali-g show a few years back

  • no this s old material used to promote the movie. you should watch his old ali g shows before the movie. he's got he has a bruno skit in every ali g episode.

  • Lol The pastor after 1:15

  • jesus never said anyting about homosexuality. did he?

    it's sad that people are good on the inside but so confused about the word (talking about these kind of church people )

  • Jesus did not mention homosexuality directly but he did say much against sexual immorality. He was was also jewish and did in fact say that when a man and a women have sex, the two flesh become one. Most importantly, jesus was talking to a jewish crowd, a society that already had rules on homosexual behavior. The apostles who did speak about homosexuality spoke about it because it was present in the areas they taught in.

  • jesus died,

    so what

  • LMFAO This is funny :-)

  • so if i'm not eating chocolate with christian friends i'm gay?

  • watching will and grace is "nish nish"???!?!?!

  • I'm eatin chocolate irl

    It's part of my homosexual lifestyle

  • the book of job... blow job

  • This pastor needs to be killed. What a moron!

  • Don't be rabidly insane.

  • "saving gay people" hahaha

  • WOW that guy was a douche! Hilarious though.

  • bruno have seen worse people that that pastor. The pastor is actually very friendly.

  • this christian guy is stupid most christians are stupid there is not after life it says the places for gods kingodm are set for the twelve tribes israel 120,000 form each it menas heaven is full unlucky you bastards you don't beleive me see for yourself?

  • That is from the Mormon bible...... Nice try though...

  • He said he wouldnt be turned on by a lapdance from Bruno because it's against the word of god, so if it wasnt mentioned in the bible he'd be game?

  • That's exactly what some Christians have told me - if God didn't forbid murder and rape they'd all be going full Jeffrey Dahmer. Conclusion: they have no actual morals of their own.

  • that's really sad - those are the kinds of "Christians" who think they're doing good because God is going to smite them if they don't

    That's not what Christianity is about.

    "real" Christians believe that when they truly desire Jesus in their heart, he comes and as they learn more about, those kinds of desires change because Jesus changes their heart. I believe I fall into that category

    I don't abstain from doing wrong because God forbade it. I try to stop because my actual desire is to stop

  • quote> so why being gay so out this season" ????

    LOL!!!!!

  • "Another man of the same sex as yourself."

  • "...Well i think if in fact, you did have a sexual relationship with another man of the same sex as yourself that is an homosexual act..." SHOCKER, WHAT AN IDIOT...LEARN TO SPEAK LIKE DUHHH

  • LOL!

  • so...if a gay person eats chocolate around christian people?...

  • so eatin' chocolate around gay people is being gay and is a sin and eatin' chocolate around chirstian people is not a sin and makes me straight then...i'm gay(actually i'm not) and a hell out of a sinnner cause i eat chocolate around straight but not christian people...¬¬ and i've eaten chocolate around gay people...i guess that makes me gay...i don't think so...that men has a f*cked up perception of what makes you homosexual and what doesn't

  • Wow so chocolate=GAY i guess i learned uuuggghhh those kind of people piss me OFF!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking religion lol it just turns people stupid lol

  • wow, here is ladies and gentleman, the downfall of christianity, HE KEEPS ON SAYING IT'S GOD'S WORDS BUT HE THEN REFERENCES THE BOOK OF JACOB, ROMANS ETC... WHAT A LIAR.

  • The good pastor says homosexual acts are "forbidden by God's word."

    How does he know that they are truly God's word? Where is his irrefutable proof?

  • There really is no proof that its gods word when the bible was never written by Jesus nor God.

    Whos to say Jesus' deciples felt like changing a few things. And secondly there is no proof in the existence of God.

    Theres only a man named Jesus who CLAIMED to be the son of God. Just as Joan Of Arc CLAIMED to hear the voices of God.

    And if she really did hear the voices of God then God would be okay with homosexuality because she crossdressed as a man.

  • I don't know why people give a flying fuck what gay people do. They aren't asking you to watch them have sex[not most of them anyway [ (;-) ] so don't think about them if they bother you!

  • Asking? they are practically telling the whole world they are gay, honestly. Who really would want to know you're a homosexual?

    That's why people are homophobes.

  • being homophobic is an irrational behaviour. A man who have never met a gay man in person can be a complete homophobe just thinking about the sexual act... or relying on "the word of god"

  • Homophobia is a fear of homosexual people. Homophobes fear gay people. Why? Because they're retarded.

    Everyone can hold hands with their boyfriends and girlfriends in public but homosexuals are not allowed to do that? Why? We're all humans and we're all equal. Homosexuality is innappropriate? Why? What makes it so wrong?

    Love see's no gender. Love see's no race. Love see's no religion. Love is Love.

  • If people didn't listen to me, you wouldn't have even bothered to read and then reply to my comment. So why don't you eat my pussy flaps and choke on them.

  • I wonder where depression is included in our conversation. Maybe its just you cant think of a proper come back and pull something out of your ass and act like it makes sense.

    You fail at life, it should be illegal to be as stupid as you. Maybe you should be the one slitting your wrists instead. :D

  • nish nish!!

  • Oh GODDDDDD! Who the fuck is THAT guy??!! Since when is watching WILL & GRACE a BREACH in the commandments?!

    I love Bruno!!

  • wtf has this been flagged for

  • people are extremely stupid homophobes i guess :-S

  • Unreal!

  • hahaaahahaahahahaha

  • hahahahaha and i was ready to go again!

  • can anyone spell retard (the weird old dude with 8 kids)

  • 'so why is being gay so OUT zis season?' LOL!

  • "Eating chocolate as a part of a homosexual lifestyle"... LOL The preacher was very patient with Cohen though..

  • LOL I wanted to see him give the guy a lap dance.

  • LOL what's wrong with Will and Grace?

  • He says "walk in the brown side".

  • a walk on the brown side LOL

  • "So why is being gay so out this season?"

    lolololol

  • you know just being fabulous!

  • haha chick with a dick. Conservative people like this frustrate me.

  • 'he's almost all the way there but he's just got a little something to remind me of the good ol days'.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • lol, instead of saying no, he cites a book, makes it seem like he's covering up something

  • ..."with another man of the same sex of yourself" xD

  • i find it classic how this guy says that he cant be gay because it is forbidden by his religion, istead of just saying "sorry im im attracted to women". hehehe its almost sounds as if he would be gay if it wasnt against his beliefs.

    Hahah Sacha baron cohen = Master of taking the piss!

  • What a total retard, I'd swear this religious guy would be faking this.

    I respect religions but this is just, retarted.

    Anyway, Bruno is hilarous.

    Great actor.

  • What a dork!

  • Yah, whoever flagged this is a dork

  • "the good old days" omg laughing soo hard right now!

  • mr pasta quin tell us about yourself lol

  • wow AtlanteanUtopia must be a jew people make fun of jews every day lol

  • I love how they think gays can just decide to be straight.

  • they can no ones born gay retard its a conscious decision like any other one....

  • No... no it is not. People are born to be one, not choose to be one.

  • ur just trying to justify whats wrong and it cant be justified by u or any other demon

  • I'm a demon? Sounds like someone hasn't been taking their Thorazine! lol. Seriously, take your meds before you go on some sort of killing spree.

  • and my attraction towards tits is some sort of a conscious decision? I've never really thought that out. i never said, "hey, I like tits because thats what straight people like!" No, my attraction just sort of happened, and I'll never be able to snap myself out of liking women's breasts, just like how a gay person will never be able to snap their selves out of what they're sexually attracted to. You might be confused about what you like sexually. So, you might not understand my point.

  • no i'm not liberals retards just use that as an excuse to sin... just like ted bundy couldnt snap himslef out of the attraction to murder faggotts cant seem to snap themselves out of liking cock same thing idiot its an excuse were all born with evil thoughts and desires

  • Excuse me, but your sentence made me laugh out loud about how ignorant and badly composed it is. Ted Bundy, a heterosexual, murdered innocent, young women. He didn't murder homosexuals. Yes, urges are a weird thing, and some people develop sick kinks. However, that's extremely rare and has more to do with some sort of deep seated, psychological disfunction. Gays just like other men. They don't get a kick out of hurting anyone. Its harmless, so its a perfectly safe, sane type of attraction.

  • no shit ... i was comparing the lifestyles as evil not saying ted bundy had anything to do with being gay but what they're both doing ig did at this point is wrong and their is a choice involved ted was no more born a murder than an gay person is born gay they both chose to sin and its as simple as any other choice made by any other person people like u are just trying to justify a sin

  • no, you said that Bundy "..couldn't snap himself out of the attraction to murder faggotts". So you did imply that he had something to do with homosexuality. Read your own sentences closer dude before you argue back like that.

  • O, I see what you did. You just suck at using commas.

  • So, let me get this straight. If you believe that were all born with evil desires and that being gay falls under the category of "evil desires", then aren't you inadvertently saying that people are born gay?

  • no not at all everyones born a sinner and some people chose to act on certain types of sin like being ga or murdering or lying what i'm saying is u can't justify it by just saying there born that way and can't be other way u have to chose not to sin on a daily basis and telling people that its okay to be gay because they're born that way is just wrong... what about people that are "bi" they're clealry not born "gay" they're just sinners like the queers and chose to be with straight and gay peopl

  • You could argue that they're born bi. lol. No you can't justify anything by claiming that someone is born one way or another. I never said that. I am saying that people who are gay can't just snap theirselves out of it, no more than I can't stop liking women. What makes murder wrong is that you're hurting someone and their families permanently. With gay people, nobody is being hurt. People are simply showing affection and love for eachother in a different way. Where's the harm?