These are more like 10 rules for rednecks no-lifes who live in there moms basement. If you cannot see why this video is 100% wrong, you are just as bad as he is.
I follow 0 rules. knows Logically capable women.(very few).
I'll preach Cowardice So I can Strike Bravely. I'll rather keep the table do you know how much it costs to buy a new one. I rather stop at the Stop sign or I'll Crash into it. I rather lose the game and have fun instead of being serious and I rather do what's required of me so I won't get any complains at all.
@ShadowTheSoulless Being considerate of others is a feminine trait. Being a fucking asshole is a super manly trait. Not really, but it is according to the type of thinking he is satirizing here.
Never hit a woman, you might hurt your hand. -later- Go ahead and punch the table a few times, you might hurt your hand but it's going to hurt him a lot more than it's gonna hurt you.
My mom came in my room one day and just grabbed my laptop to get it to the -FIX MAH DAMN LAPTOP GUY- while I was chatting to a friend and she just left.
I used rule 7 to a glass object. With my fist. Though my right arm tendon for my pinky finger got snatched,I AM STILL A MAN. Thanks TAA
i totally overdid nmbr 7 so my MOTHER took me to the phycyatrist and uhum i have adhd as they say and that was after a hell of a lot of rage episodes in the house if something dodnt work like the computer mouse u could hear a swearing word or two turn around and then theyrel be flying objects everywhwere no kidding
plz allow me to debate, if you believe in science then plz see this website:
Please i urge you to read what's in this website:
scienceislam. com/
and please try not to stereotype and close it before you read
i promise an answer to your insecurities but plz open your heart and your mind and see what it says about the big bang theory and I hope u understand that like any society, islam has a certain percentage of criminals which has nothing to do with our beliefs
I love when Youtube puts ad's of people and religion's he hate's so much. Like they have a Ron Paul ad and a christian hookup ad. Ha! and yesterday they had a "Vote Sarah Palin" Ad
Women are Abominations. They cause misery and pain, they do not serve a purpose. They abuse us, make more money and keep us down while they complain about us! We should create artificial wombs and be done with them! They are all pigs, be strong and view your own daughters and mothers as such!
Kill your mothers, sister, daughters, all females in your family. We will keep some, they will be sterilized and used as domestic servants and fuck slaves. The oppression of men must end! MRM for life!
@aidan21 Oui! I can see by your avatar that you would make a tres bon sex slave. You do realize that all that men who belong to the MRM think as I do? We are very insecure and feel the need to subjugate women. We never take into account the suffering that women have endured, NO! We want things the way they were 100 years ago, and we will whine, stamp our feet and rant about how we are now viewed as losers!
We also blame the Feminists for our short comings, mon dieu!
@aidan21 "Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination.Women must be trampled and forced to serve the Reich. This is the war of the future."-Adolph Hitler (look it up)
Initially during our Fuheres Reign the Feminists were exiled, then after a certain time they were put in Concentration camps and exterminated. If a women was a lesbian it was a death sentence, this is how it should be.
Do not be abused by women, follow me into the 4th Reich! Heil Hitler Sieg Heil!
@aidan21 White men are superior to not only women but men of color as well, everyone knows this yet many don't say it. Don't fool yourself.
The MRM serves the National Socialist party well. It promotes conservative values and by saying that men want their rights back, (which they never lost) there will be a back lash against women.
We need women, in Nazi Germany if an Aryan woman had an abortion she was executed, sounds good? Many in the MRM would agree.
@aidan21 When women are not allowed choice and have many children they are forced to stay home, now with Feminism they must also work 40hrs a week, they will barely have time to sleep. This will keep them in place and happy to serve men. When they are this vulnerable we can do what we want to them. Ask TheHappyMysoginist, Paul Elam, he is making this happen. Next the subjugation of peoples of color. The Aryan man will take back his rightful place. Sieg Heil!
Aryans are superior, we founded this country and want it back. It was never intended to be a Well Fare state for people of color, or Jew controled. Keep supporting the MRM, hate the Feminists, shut them down, the next will be the people of color. This serves the NSP. Good job.
@aidan21 I'm not the victim you are. Why are you being treated like shit and I'm not? Sounds like your the one giving hate and that's why you are receiving it.
@WhiteRose057 Aryans are faggots who fuck their sisters and eat shit because they spend all their money on racist paraphernalia and guns so they can appear that they go out and kill other races but instead their afraid that they might be turned in by there own race because.... NO BODY IN THIS WORLD ARE ARYANS! ITS VERY REMOTE THAT I WILL GO OUT AND A SEE A ARYAN(maybe a racist) BUT NOT A HARDCORE FAGGOT ASS ARYAN. You guys are fifthly ugly bastard who should die. Watch "racists are pathetic"
@897peace You sound a little pissy, probably because you're not an Aryan. You sound like a hysterical little bitch. Calm down dude, you've been smoking too much of that crack you people like so much.
@WhiteRose057 Pissy? you mean pussy rite. Anyways no im not a Aryan. And Aryans are faggots. And im a straight edge :) so no crack for me!! Anyways i am white with blue eyes and I think you guys are faggots. And it's sad that you guys marry your sisters because no one in the world is a close minded simple minded Aryan faggot like you so you want to maintain your blue eyed green eyed status blonde hair status! Your a person who has the intelligence of a troll. which you are one! soo it fits
@897peace Why to you keep ranting about faggots, are you insecure about being a homosexual? If you think I am a troll then why do you keep commenting to me? You are brown as a bean.
@aidan21 You are a fool if you think a woman would get into a physical altercation to protect you in any way. They only want to use you, tell you what to do and then reap all of the rewards. Do not be a dupe. They hate all men monsieur.
@WhiteRose057 ahaha ive had my friend (A female) punch somone in the face because they were pissing me and my friends off (Males)
In a way, she tried to protect us from shit from dickheads by punching them for us.
Physical altercation?
The women i have been with try and do everything to make me happy, it just doesnt make me happy, hence why im not with anyone atm, because im ungreatful for what others do to help me.
Some women dont think they need to do anything for their partner but not all
geez does everyone on youtube when they talk like this do that cut thing where they say some stuff, then it cuts to them saying something else, its hard for me to explain but the burp part is a good example..just everyones doing it and it feels unoriginal
@SquaidsIHave of course it is..hes being sarcastic saying Men should do but he really is making fun of it cuz the guys who do follow those..r a**holes
i used to work in a factory and as long as you drug a pallet jack around, it didn't matter where you were or what you were doing, no one would even question it. you could walk around all day and do nothing. "it takes hard work to get out of working" -Bill Cosby-
@420Harlequin most people aren't sure about where egypt is. I asked my store manager today where he thought egypt was and he said "somewhere in arabia?!"... When I told him it was in africa he told me I was wrong and after I told him I would put my job on the line bcuz I am 100% sure egypt is in northern africa, he actually went to his phone and googled it and then laughed about his stubbornness and stupidity.
I've followed these rules for a while now. I dunno why but I think there was a bit of sarcasm in this video. What I'm trying to say is DONT follow these rules if you want to have any friends lol
i think your only fans are autistic children who watch family guy and call that "comedy" and people who call themselves "atheist" yet can't back what they believe, just go around saying "GODS NOT REAL!" and when asked "why?" they just repeat themselves, just liek you do, have fun preaching your hypocracy to your loser subcribers of retards.
@xXForgottenGraveXx besides how would you know anything about my beliefs, judging by your complete dense view on your beliefs and ignorance i can tell your obviously an atheist, probably one who can't fend for himself so he has to research bullshit from this hypocrite for comebacks, in the immortal words of carl segan: "atheism is stupid." go look that up in your wikipedia.
@sexhaie ??? Your making a lot of accusations without evidence, and although you may not be a Christian (which you probably are) I know you believe in a God. Also, Christianity and well... most religions are filled with holes and inaccuracies so those "immortal words" are bs
@xXForgottenGraveXx "pffft! CHRISTAINS? AMIRITE?! HAHAHAHA" so whats wrong with someone having something that gives them hope? jesus are you going to get this uppity on people who believe in something thats bullshit to you and me, then i can't imagine you being around people in the church of scientology, and worst, the believers of the flying spaghetti monster. religion may be for idiots according to you and the amazing retard up here, but to some, you may be the blind ones.
@xXForgottenGraveXx 10 bucks says like the atheist stereotype your not going to fully read this, just reply about something meaning your too caught up in your own semitics to see your not different then someone in a religion. religious people=ignorant, believe they know everything, when they know nothing about everything. atheist=ignorant, believe they know everything, when they know nothing about everything.
people like you, theamazingatheist, WBC & FOX news make me stay agnostic proving
@sexhaie neither one is better. and so is atheism, and your doing the same your accusing me of knowing nothing and your here not proving any backround yourself, nice play hypocrite, and i bet your accusing me of being religious, really? well i guess that says a lot about you, your probably atheist but won't list it here so your trying to make yourself look better here for the other dense viewers here, both tell me different stories but feel like bullshit heres why: atheist: "THERES NO GOD!"
@sexhaie "how?" "JUST CAUSE! LOOK AT THE SKIES AND SPACE! NO GOD!!!" "just because you can't see it doens't mean its not there, you can't see science, but its there working." i've also grown up with a religous family so i would know about loopholes when all my questions answers were simply "GOD" how? "JUST GOD!" & learn a lot of it's bullshit, but i don't go around waving my beliefs to people, like i know everything, like some "people" that qouted mark is of your judgement, its a double meaning.
@xXForgottenGraveXx yup, that maybe all atheist arn't this ignorant, because i have some smart atheist friends, and your either this dense or naive, because everything i've asked for a response to you just let that fly over your head to comment on how much better you think you are without evidence or proof, you may as well just "U MAD?!" this whole time so i wouldn't have wasted my own.
@sexhaie Wow. Look at my two previous comments, I don't think I claimed to be better than you and you haven't even asked for a response in any of your comments, you just write how I apparently think I know everything. I don't see the point in arguing about this though
@xXForgottenGraveXx no words can express everything wrong with what you said so i'll just leave this here to help you out with what you saying: /watch?v=c7LrViaPq7M
@agent0sephiroth Yeah...after watching a few more of TheAmazingAtheist's videos I got more of a feel for his style of commentary and use of irony, and realized that these "rules" were meant to be satire. Thanks for your comments - I agree wholeheartedly.
@CursedZebra Cause, y'know, he's definitely not just doing a comedy video. Oh wait, that's exactly what he's doing. Calm down.
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You know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
JosephVStallion 1 week ago
Amendment #2: Own guns. Lots of 'em. With ammo.
smokelotsofweed420 1 week ago
@CursedZebra This video contains humour.
Feartheviper 3 weeks ago
So you shoudnt follow the rules because you need to ne klazy
AlucardAnimation 1 month ago
He´s wrong and he knows
But sadly he can´t admit it before 24 hours have passed (0_o)
Bremsor 1 month ago 2
I'm a woman, and I'm watching this. Nice work! :)
abbienarutogirl 1 month ago
Falcon Punch!
ratonL 1 month ago
These are more like 10 rules for rednecks no-lifes who live in there moms basement. If you cannot see why this video is 100% wrong, you are just as bad as he is.
CursedZebra 1 month ago
his neighbors must think he is crazy
asew50 1 month ago
I love the sarcasm here :)
Himotary 1 month ago
quit smoking
sebucwerd 1 month ago
I follow 0 rules. knows Logically capable women.(very few).
I'll preach Cowardice So I can Strike Bravely. I'll rather keep the table do you know how much it costs to buy a new one. I rather stop at the Stop sign or I'll Crash into it. I rather lose the game and have fun instead of being serious and I rather do what's required of me so I won't get any complains at all.
livedandletdie 1 month ago
383 women searched 'Man Talk' in google
mortemdrummer 1 month ago
Han shot first.
nintendo4ever123 2 months ago 6
rule number 6 will get a man beat down with me....my fiance has learn flattery is painful
shortylovesyou18 2 months ago
ok.... if you follow the traffic rules.....DOESNT MAKE YOU A Pussy.... it means your considerate of others and arent a fucking asshole.
ShadowTheSoulless 2 months ago
@ShadowTheSoulless Being considerate of others is a feminine trait. Being a fucking asshole is a super manly trait. Not really, but it is according to the type of thinking he is satirizing here.
zacthebold 1 month ago
Thank you. I didn't realize that insisting someone is wrong is a man rule.
I just thought my boyfriend was doing that crap because he is an ass. I am sorry I broke the "no women allowed" rule. I love you Amazing Atheist!
irenesalgado 2 months ago
I think I am too lazy to follow all of the Rules so I will only follow the Laziness one. Seems fair for me.
TheMrGorsh 2 months ago
Didn't he say in "Phrases I Hate" that he hates the "Ida" hypotheticals?
ureffincreepy 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you burped after TJ. I WON!
TheOfficialiKON 2 months ago
i can't stop laughing...thank you for uploading this sh!t
skeetholydiver 2 months ago
Fuck you fat ass bitch.
MpZeBoXeR 2 months ago
Can i have thumbs up because i need some sort of approval because i'm a piece of shit?
D3admaus 3 months ago 147
does he still sell that shirt?
GameStar1300 3 months ago
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@GameStar1300 you can get them at meatspin.com
ripsticklord 2 months ago
I love this video, have watched it many times, this is some tight material man!
MunkiZee 3 months ago
I follow Rule 7 quite often
sik3xploit 3 months ago
i miss the old backround
blah64924 3 months ago
HEY GETTING PISSED OFF AT MY MOM BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T LET ME WATCH THEAMAZINGATHIEST IS NOT TRIVIAL!!!!
nsanegamr1 3 months ago
ima lady ^-^ and i watched it muahahaha !!! good laws
kerryizhear 3 months ago
@kerryizhear
me too
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@kerryizhear Imma kick you out the man door!
56like9 3 months ago
@56like9 ur man doors too small x)
kerryizhear 3 months ago
I like his other videos. He should have stuck with them. Is this what we have come to? A new low...
jakescorpion1 3 months ago
the closed captions at 5:02
Greatscott0420 4 months ago
put on the closed captions. trust me
Greatscott0420 4 months ago
noticed george carlin on your wall. fking legend.
BadReligi0nFan1 4 months ago
Never hit a woman, you might hurt your hand. -later- Go ahead and punch the table a few times, you might hurt your hand but it's going to hurt him a lot more than it's gonna hurt you.
fundles420 4 months ago 49
@fundles420 that because its more likely for the table to be taught a lesson than a woman
LethalAxis 2 months ago
@fundles420 I cant even figure out if this is a James Hetfield joke or not?
modplugrad 1 month ago
@fundles420 that's cause a table ain't got no pussy.
Th3GoldenGam3r 2 days ago
AMAZING ATHEIST YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!
EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS BEAST!
Mariofanman100 4 months ago
My mom came in my room one day and just grabbed my laptop to get it to the -FIX MAH DAMN LAPTOP GUY- while I was chatting to a friend and she just left.
I used rule 7 to a glass object. With my fist. Though my right arm tendon for my pinky finger got snatched,I AM STILL A MAN. Thanks TAA
aris1987kakioussis 4 months ago
What if you break rule 2 but go to a stunt course?
antontonybekker 4 months ago
:20
okgo43 4 months ago
He is fucking right!
Elcollpohorrible 4 months ago
Does this guy have parkinsons and is trying to hide it?
heofz 4 months ago
If anyone's curious that T shirt song is King Kill 33 by Marylin Manson.
Nagneto 4 months ago
YAY!!!!!!!!! No censoring, he truly sounds cool when he swears :D
Manoffriendship 4 months ago
@Manoffriendship Since when does he censor what he says?
Davve941018 4 months ago
@Davve941018 Watch the first video of man talk called " Man Talk( No Women Allowed) ". The censor sounds like glass shattering.
Manoffriendship 4 months ago
3:47 that's what my math teacher odes!
punkrocker539 4 months ago
holy fuck. i had no idea i was so manly
rlt34 4 months ago
A very sexist video :D
twooffour 5 months ago
I've only watched Star Wars 452 times D:
182511419139208 5 months ago
the dislikers lost their job for being lazy
Nitram916 5 months ago
i totally overdid nmbr 7 so my MOTHER took me to the phycyatrist and uhum i have adhd as they say and that was after a hell of a lot of rage episodes in the house if something dodnt work like the computer mouse u could hear a swearing word or two turn around and then theyrel be flying objects everywhwere no kidding
spels47 5 months ago
haha the burps!
At then end! Just for that ill give it a thumbs up :P
3sensuals 5 months ago
i hate videos where they have tits as the cover and the video sucks.
raceme5757 5 months ago
America is a competition -based society and I think it is horrible. We should be cooperating as best possible.
WJValente 5 months ago
You have a lot of useless videos. With all the talking you do, I thought you'd have some substance. But noope. I was wrong.
ImaginarYxGoddesS 5 months ago
@ImaginarYxGoddesS If you are female, then you have no idea how right this video is.
ryderamthor123 5 months ago
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plz allow me to debate, if you believe in science then plz see this website:
Please i urge you to read what's in this website:
scienceislam. com/
and please try not to stereotype and close it before you read
i promise an answer to your insecurities but plz open your heart and your mind and see what it says about the big bang theory and I hope u understand that like any society, islam has a certain percentage of criminals which has nothing to do with our beliefs
salahgaffar94 5 months ago
stop signs are oppressive
fuck 'em
PinkFloydrulez 5 months ago
I love when Youtube puts ad's of people and religion's he hate's so much. Like they have a Ron Paul ad and a christian hookup ad. Ha! and yesterday they had a "Vote Sarah Palin" Ad
897peace 5 months ago
No rules.
chaclapa 5 months ago
1.38 was quality.
This dude is pretty good tbh i didnt watch it out of the disapointment of the boobs dissapearing.
aidan21 5 months ago
Haha, you guys are all just angry that you're too fat and ugly to get girlfriends. And with this mentality, you may as well just fuck each other lol.
forsbergsgf21 5 months ago
Those tits were great, then a fat dude came along......
aidan21 5 months ago
Women are Abominations. They cause misery and pain, they do not serve a purpose. They abuse us, make more money and keep us down while they complain about us! We should create artificial wombs and be done with them! They are all pigs, be strong and view your own daughters and mothers as such!
Kill your mothers, sister, daughters, all females in your family. We will keep some, they will be sterilized and used as domestic servants and fuck slaves. The oppression of men must end! MRM for life!
WhiteRose057 5 months ago
@WhiteRose057 Fuck yea.
ThaDanishGuy 5 months ago
@ThaDanishGuy Does this mean I can count on your vote?
WhiteRose057 5 months ago
@WhiteRose057 Sure thing mate.
ThaDanishGuy 5 months ago
@WhiteRose057 if your for real... hang yourself.
aidan21 5 months ago
@aidan21 Oui! I can see by your avatar that you would make a tres bon sex slave. You do realize that all that men who belong to the MRM think as I do? We are very insecure and feel the need to subjugate women. We never take into account the suffering that women have endured, NO! We want things the way they were 100 years ago, and we will whine, stamp our feet and rant about how we are now viewed as losers!
We also blame the Feminists for our short comings, mon dieu!
WhiteRose057 5 months ago
@WhiteRose057 Im male and id cut your fucking throat, end of.
aidan21 5 months ago
@aidan21 "Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination.Women must be trampled and forced to serve the Reich. This is the war of the future."-Adolph Hitler (look it up)
Initially during our Fuheres Reign the Feminists were exiled, then after a certain time they were put in Concentration camps and exterminated. If a women was a lesbian it was a death sentence, this is how it should be.
Do not be abused by women, follow me into the 4th Reich! Heil Hitler Sieg Heil!
WhiteRose057 5 months ago
@WhiteRose057 ahaha where are you from and how old are you?
Women are great, friendly, good naked, what more can you want?
Are you gay?
If you killed all the women how would you be here, how would you reproduce, how would life continue to exist.
Why should i not make you a rape slave for faggots if you will do the same to women?
aidan21 5 months ago
@aidan21 White men are superior to not only women but men of color as well, everyone knows this yet many don't say it. Don't fool yourself.
The MRM serves the National Socialist party well. It promotes conservative values and by saying that men want their rights back, (which they never lost) there will be a back lash against women.
We need women, in Nazi Germany if an Aryan woman had an abortion she was executed, sounds good? Many in the MRM would agree.
First women, then coloreds. Sieg Heil!
WhiteRose057 5 months ago
@WhiteRose057 Abortion is a persons right.
What the fuck are you to state someone cant have an abortion if they want one.
Your a cunt a total cunt.
Your fucking usless.
Fuck the MRM.
Fuck the white rose.
aidan21 5 months ago
@aidan21 When women are not allowed choice and have many children they are forced to stay home, now with Feminism they must also work 40hrs a week, they will barely have time to sleep. This will keep them in place and happy to serve men. When they are this vulnerable we can do what we want to them. Ask TheHappyMysoginist, Paul Elam, he is making this happen. Next the subjugation of peoples of color. The Aryan man will take back his rightful place. Sieg Heil!
WhiteRose057 5 months ago
@WhiteRose057 Weve got nothing to take back mate.
Did you know hitler was a faggot?
Yyou know he was a Jew etc etc
The fact that he was as Aryian as i and i am not any religion, but i do have brown hair, so i aint the type.
What makes me better or worse than you?
aidan21 5 months ago
@aidan21 Yours is a typical response of a Jew.
Aryans are superior, we founded this country and want it back. It was never intended to be a Well Fare state for people of color, or Jew controled. Keep supporting the MRM, hate the Feminists, shut them down, the next will be the people of color. This serves the NSP. Good job.
WhiteRose057 5 months ago
@WhiteRose057 Im as white as you mate.
Fucking fool.
You give hate, youl receive hate.
Thats life.
Let others have peace ffs...
aidan21 5 months ago
@aidan21 I'm not the victim you are. Why are you being treated like shit and I'm not? Sounds like your the one giving hate and that's why you are receiving it.
WhiteRose057 5 months ago
@WhiteRose057 Aryans are faggots who fuck their sisters and eat shit because they spend all their money on racist paraphernalia and guns so they can appear that they go out and kill other races but instead their afraid that they might be turned in by there own race because.... NO BODY IN THIS WORLD ARE ARYANS! ITS VERY REMOTE THAT I WILL GO OUT AND A SEE A ARYAN(maybe a racist) BUT NOT A HARDCORE FAGGOT ASS ARYAN. You guys are fifthly ugly bastard who should die. Watch "racists are pathetic"
897peace 5 months ago
@897peace You sound a little pissy, probably because you're not an Aryan. You sound like a hysterical little bitch. Calm down dude, you've been smoking too much of that crack you people like so much.
WhiteRose057 5 months ago
@WhiteRose057 Pissy? you mean pussy rite. Anyways no im not a Aryan. And Aryans are faggots. And im a straight edge :) so no crack for me!! Anyways i am white with blue eyes and I think you guys are faggots. And it's sad that you guys marry your sisters because no one in the world is a close minded simple minded Aryan faggot like you so you want to maintain your blue eyed green eyed status blonde hair status! Your a person who has the intelligence of a troll. which you are one! soo it fits
897peace 5 months ago
@897peace Why to you keep ranting about faggots, are you insecure about being a homosexual? If you think I am a troll then why do you keep commenting to me? You are brown as a bean.
WhiteRose057 5 months ago
@aidan21 You are a fool if you think a woman would get into a physical altercation to protect you in any way. They only want to use you, tell you what to do and then reap all of the rewards. Do not be a dupe. They hate all men monsieur.
WhiteRose057 5 months ago
@WhiteRose057 ahaha ive had my friend (A female) punch somone in the face because they were pissing me and my friends off (Males)
In a way, she tried to protect us from shit from dickheads by punching them for us.
Physical altercation?
The women i have been with try and do everything to make me happy, it just doesnt make me happy, hence why im not with anyone atm, because im ungreatful for what others do to help me.
Some women dont think they need to do anything for their partner but not all
aidan21 5 months ago
Thank you for the advice. I have now lost all my friends and both of my legs. :)
deidara19973 5 months ago
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deidara19973 5 months ago
geez does everyone on youtube when they talk like this do that cut thing where they say some stuff, then it cuts to them saying something else, its hard for me to explain but the burp part is a good example..just everyones doing it and it feels unoriginal
cabot2jville2010 5 months ago
lol i'm a girl and i stayed here on purpose :D
hgnato 5 months ago
you know nothing about man talk Barney Stinson Knows he knows ALL!!!
canderson2750 5 months ago
this is more like the rules on how to be a total asshole haha
SquaidsIHave 5 months ago
@SquaidsIHave of course it is..hes being sarcastic saying Men should do but he really is making fun of it cuz the guys who do follow those..r a**holes
AnimeLeo1000 5 months ago
@SquaidsIHave aka a man lol i am a man and a proud asshole!
MrPierox101 5 months ago
358 people are women
NeedLife774 5 months ago
@dragon3720
Han didn't simply shoot first, he was the only one to shoot.
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 5 months ago
i used to work in a factory and as long as you drug a pallet jack around, it didn't matter where you were or what you were doing, no one would even question it. you could walk around all day and do nothing. "it takes hard work to get out of working" -Bill Cosby-
k0rps3gynd3r 5 months ago
I wonder if there's a comment saying like..."Ima woman but, I agree with everything you say"
TheBlackKatana 6 months ago
This is great. You are fabulous
MiuMiuStormiGirl 6 months ago
One time at the beach, this guy got knocked down by a wave, then I saw him screaming curses and stomping the water......
I guess he was just following rule #7. LOL. I gotta remember that one
LordSesshomaru028 6 months ago
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I have been doing this all my life.
Pondebong 6 months ago
I lmfao at num 7
mcjj1234 6 months ago
Can i get this in a list...im trying to follow the lazy rule
SteveIsTheMan1990 6 months ago
Love the ending :)
steveowen21 6 months ago
@TheRyeguy123 ok... lol
theswedishdude1 6 months ago
shut up
drekuk 6 months ago
im already doing this
SuperSoldier4Freedom 6 months ago
took me ages to learn 6
Wildebeest2008 6 months ago
But Africa is a country, not a continent. Sarah Palin told me so.
JImmy4336 6 months ago 77
But Egypt isn't in Africa...
Arthurk534 6 months ago
rules:
you follow them when they suit your needs
and ignore them when its practical and you can get away with it
unamaxify 6 months ago
This is great! Awesome video.
Dethtothenations 6 months ago
Rule #1 is pretty common for women, too :)
As well as #3, although, as with #1, the topics are usually different from the mens' topics.
HaichaoTeaLover 6 months ago
douchebag 101
SebLikesToTalk 7 months ago
I fucking love 7 Samurai.
Piratesaregay12322 7 months ago
haha i just watched starwars.
and han solo did.
classic
thereasonabletroll68 7 months ago
hahhah i asked my drug dealer where he thought egypt was and he said its an island, and all by its self like new zeland
420Harlequin 7 months ago 37
@420Harlequin
Your drug dealer?
Create4ble 5 months ago
@Create4ble yes my drug dealer?
420Harlequin 5 months ago
@420Harlequin hence his line of business
DaGleese 5 months ago
@DaGleese thats mean, i pay good money to mock him, and then he gives me free weed
420Harlequin 5 months ago
@420Harlequin most people aren't sure about where egypt is. I asked my store manager today where he thought egypt was and he said "somewhere in arabia?!"... When I told him it was in africa he told me I was wrong and after I told him I would put my job on the line bcuz I am 100% sure egypt is in northern africa, he actually went to his phone and googled it and then laughed about his stubbornness and stupidity.
lalabunnybr 5 months ago 2
@lalabunnybr thats brilliant ask him to get you a long stand and left handed screw driver see if he can do it
420Harlequin 5 months ago
Check out the google audio transcribe button. "I'm the amazing atheist and you're welcome" is, as google sees it, "uninitiated stan youre welcome"
mikesuper2 7 months ago
the one rule: be an ass
KORTOKtheSTRONG 7 months ago
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Zemoch93 7 months ago
How do you feel about Lewis Black
PLxFTW 7 months ago
Can lesbians watch??
BlueChewingGum 7 months ago
I've followed these rules for a while now. I dunno why but I think there was a bit of sarcasm in this video. What I'm trying to say is DONT follow these rules if you want to have any friends lol
MrMaGniFicoOfAwesome 7 months ago
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ghostofdayinperson 7 months ago
i think your only fans are autistic children who watch family guy and call that "comedy" and people who call themselves "atheist" yet can't back what they believe, just go around saying "GODS NOT REAL!" and when asked "why?" they just repeat themselves, just liek you do, have fun preaching your hypocracy to your loser subcribers of retards.
sexhaie 7 months ago
@sexhaie Christians...
xXForgottenGraveXx 7 months ago
@xXForgottenGraveXx besides how would you know anything about my beliefs, judging by your complete dense view on your beliefs and ignorance i can tell your obviously an atheist, probably one who can't fend for himself so he has to research bullshit from this hypocrite for comebacks, in the immortal words of carl segan: "atheism is stupid." go look that up in your wikipedia.
sexhaie 7 months ago
@sexhaie ??? Your making a lot of accusations without evidence, and although you may not be a Christian (which you probably are) I know you believe in a God. Also, Christianity and well... most religions are filled with holes and inaccuracies so those "immortal words" are bs
xXForgottenGraveXx 7 months ago
@xXForgottenGraveXx "pffft! CHRISTAINS? AMIRITE?! HAHAHAHA" so whats wrong with someone having something that gives them hope? jesus are you going to get this uppity on people who believe in something thats bullshit to you and me, then i can't imagine you being around people in the church of scientology, and worst, the believers of the flying spaghetti monster. religion may be for idiots according to you and the amazing retard up here, but to some, you may be the blind ones.
sexhaie 7 months ago
@xXForgottenGraveXx 10 bucks says like the atheist stereotype your not going to fully read this, just reply about something meaning your too caught up in your own semitics to see your not different then someone in a religion. religious people=ignorant, believe they know everything, when they know nothing about everything. atheist=ignorant, believe they know everything, when they know nothing about everything.
people like you, theamazingatheist, WBC & FOX news make me stay agnostic proving
sexhaie 7 months ago
@sexhaie neither one is better. and so is atheism, and your doing the same your accusing me of knowing nothing and your here not proving any backround yourself, nice play hypocrite, and i bet your accusing me of being religious, really? well i guess that says a lot about you, your probably atheist but won't list it here so your trying to make yourself look better here for the other dense viewers here, both tell me different stories but feel like bullshit heres why: atheist: "THERES NO GOD!"
sexhaie 7 months ago
@sexhaie "how?" "JUST CAUSE! LOOK AT THE SKIES AND SPACE! NO GOD!!!" "just because you can't see it doens't mean its not there, you can't see science, but its there working." i've also grown up with a religous family so i would know about loopholes when all my questions answers were simply "GOD" how? "JUST GOD!" & learn a lot of it's bullshit, but i don't go around waving my beliefs to people, like i know everything, like some "people" that qouted mark is of your judgement, its a double meaning.
sexhaie 7 months ago
@sexhaie You realise the painful irony in what you just wrote?
xXForgottenGraveXx 7 months ago
@xXForgottenGraveXx yup, that maybe all atheist arn't this ignorant, because i have some smart atheist friends, and your either this dense or naive, because everything i've asked for a response to you just let that fly over your head to comment on how much better you think you are without evidence or proof, you may as well just "U MAD?!" this whole time so i wouldn't have wasted my own.
sexhaie 7 months ago
@sexhaie Wow. Look at my two previous comments, I don't think I claimed to be better than you and you haven't even asked for a response in any of your comments, you just write how I apparently think I know everything. I don't see the point in arguing about this though
xXForgottenGraveXx 7 months ago
@xXForgottenGraveXx >"I don't think I claimed to be better than you..."
>"christains..."
your right that isn't implying your better obviously.
sexhaie 7 months ago
@sexhaie No, it's not
xXForgottenGraveXx 7 months ago
@xXForgottenGraveXx elaborate.
sexhaie 7 months ago
@xXForgottenGraveXx what about "christain...?"
thejuicywizard 7 months ago
@thejuicywizard I wasn't implying I was better than Christians. That seems a little too obvious, don't you think?
xXForgottenGraveXx 7 months ago
@xXForgottenGraveXx why else would you put "christians..."?
thejuicywizard 7 months ago
@sexhaie BTW atheism isn't a belief
xXForgottenGraveXx 7 months ago
@xXForgottenGraveXx no words can express everything wrong with what you said so i'll just leave this here to help you out with what you saying: /watch?v=c7LrViaPq7M
sexhaie 7 months ago
WHERE'S YOUR BARD?!?!?!?!
FunnyJunkTV 8 months ago
WHENS THE NEW MAN TALK TJ, YOU FUCK?!?!?!
MDS13MDS 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'm a girl, and I liked this video :)
Zeldaloveslink123456 8 months ago 46
@Zeldaloveslink123456 you weren't suppose to watch it...
xxccg1996xx 8 months ago
@xxccg1996xx I did it anyways. Fuck the police.
Zeldakitteh 8 months ago
@Zeldaloveslink123456
Well obviously. It's basically poking fun at men. Why wouldn't you like it?
Shmeckeldorf 8 months ago
@Zeldaloveslink123456 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bannanahammer1 7 months ago
@Zeldaloveslink123456 U BROKE THE RULE!!! there was only one rule NO GIRLS >.< :(
theswedishdude1 6 months ago
349 people are still working on watching star wars for the 452 time
noahandnathan55498 8 months ago
Isn't rule 8 one of the things in "Phrases I hate"?
10dmcghee 8 months ago
PEOPLE. Before any more of you type in "Dumb rulez, stupid video", IT'S SATIRE. god damn.
emloquace 8 months ago
@emloquace ITS NOT SATIRE! THIS SHIT BE LIGIT!
mastercatsman 8 months ago
These aren't rules for men; they're rules for losers who are stuck in perpetual adolescence.
Bnjolly 8 months ago
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agent0sephiroth 8 months ago
@agent0sephiroth Yeah...after watching a few more of TheAmazingAtheist's videos I got more of a feel for his style of commentary and use of irony, and realized that these "rules" were meant to be satire. Thanks for your comments - I agree wholeheartedly.
Bnjolly 8 months ago
The only rules that I actually follow are: 5, 7, 8, and 10.
jnk1296 8 months ago