MAX PAYNE!!

[tsabszy]

epic failure

[eightsable]

I think this is the worst disgrace in menkind!!!!!!

max payne was AWESOME and some shitty ass guys ruined it!!!

that movie is sooo baaaad!!!

FUCK THE PRODUCERS

[blogbuar]

houuuuuuu yet

[ZioticX]

the game was 6516516 times better than the movie

[H0MIE18]

Compared to most of movies created after games this one is actually great , and Mark wahlberg played Max Payne excelent

[Lereonka]

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[ptr625]

thumbs up if you click this because it was a naked girl on the picture.

[Ch4rli3Brown]

@ptr625 1:09 all you need to know

[theJx2001]

Mark wahlberg is a good max payne its just the bad writing that let this film down

[TheFruitGuyFilms]

The problem wasnt Mark Wahlberg... the problem was the production team and the executive producer... how the **** can you do a Mature game about the underground world a PG13 movie?? By ruining the whole thing.... I dont know what they were thinking...

[SoldierMedicDaniel97]

I remember playing the first max payne and people would watch me as if they were watching a movie. they shoulda made the movie like they made the game. too bad thats something movie producers cant understand

[templar19]

I wanna know how they got the idea that Mark Wahlberg could pull off Max Payne. All due respects to the man (he IS a good actor), there are about 10 guys who would have been infinitely more believable.

[LivinWorstNightmare]

The game was awesome

The movie sucked.

[FuckShepherd]

I demand a remake of this where they didnt fuck it up.

[AlexMercerConsumptio]

the only good part in the movie is when he shot the guy backwards. the demons made no damn sense.

[RussianMAFIADESIGN]

is it so hard to film a movie according to the story of the game and not make shit up

[kaperkatt]

@RussianMAFIADESIGN  they did a hell of a good job on price of Persia

[AlexMercerConsumptio]

@kaperkatt yeah a good job fucking it up

[dskull2000]

why are there so much sex shit in the sujestions?

[dskull2000]

the guy dosent even look like fucking max payne

[DeadNerve47]

If I was your Vampire!

[1234123asdfghjkl1]

The movie sucks if you compare it to the game!

[1234123asdfghjkl1]

Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to present: Max Payne, New York's finest with the biggest mobster body count ever!!

[hadjy]

The movie needs more:

Interior monologues, the monologues and witty/gritty coments are what makes max payne such a cool character( there is only one of those in the entire movie)

A little more gunfighting and a plot just a little bit more intricate, come on this max payne, the plot has to have some surprises along the way!

[sohaibansari124]

nice video

[xXTDAWG95Xx]

Why did they put those stupid bird things, whatever they are in the movie? I thought the movie was descent even though the only part of the game they used for the movie was his family getting killed, but I still don't understand their thinking for those flying bird demon things... not once do you see one of those in the Max Payne games, and those are just retarded anyways... It wasn't a bad movie in my opinion, but if they followed the game more it coulda been wayyy better.

[MrFTW733]

i know nothing about the game, but i found this movie alright.

It was like a crime/spiritual genre, which made it appealing.

[rustynuts2255]

I love max payne games but the movie was nothing like the game

[CrappyIce]

@CrewOmega Valkyr are birdlike demons. Just so you know.

[GridironVideos]

The Game = Epic

The Movie = Failure

[DarkStreet21]

yeahhh!

[Ribilo]

More bullettime and less retarded flying birds, then this movie could be atleast watchable.

[NathanielGreyeyes]

they didnt have those angel bird things in the game what the fuck?

[sangwria]

@NathanielGreyeyes valkyries, like the drug

[artmanrom]

with more than three dimensions who could visit our world in only three dimensions. With an extra-dimension it could "ignore" physical obstacles for us,like walls or ceilings,an extra-dimension will render them able to "ignore" them,as we could ignore the "walls" of o world in only two dimensions,if a world in only dimensions could exist. The supernatural beings mentioned in the human stories could be coming from extra-tridimensional worlds. As they are saying,any "myth" has a seed of truth.Loll

[artmanrom]

where the dimension of wide and length,any dimension of the high,therefore any walls that a tridimensional body can't pass. Carl Sagan was convinced about the existence of worlds with more than three dimensions,as our world is,stating that we can't imagine a cube,for instance,with four dimensions,but we can imagine how looks like it's projection in our tridimensional world.So as a tridimensional body can ignore the "walls" of a world only in two dimensions,the same is for a body with more than

[artmanrom]

The movie was a disappointment for Max Payne's game players,but gave me a rational explanation,altogether with Carl Sagan presentation,about the " Flying Thing" that had payed me a visit in a winter night years ago when I was living at the top of a tower apartment block,and then at least to another young man in the same neighborhood,"dissolving" the ceiling. Carl Sagan demonstrates that a tridimensional body can pass through the "walls" of a house of a world with only two dimensions where the he

[ONNIHOLTTA]

This movie absolutely sucked...

Always when they try to make movies from games, they screw the fk up.

This was just soconfusing and the story was all different from the game.

Wasted 1,5 hours of my life...

[gwoxer]

The city is quite okay, but if you think about the stuff they worked it and with the potential of the story, they quite failed

[WestWizzy]

this movies seems alot like sin city rather then max payne

[Ellement90]

@WestWizzy Exactly!

[Joeyc5499]

@WeisseDrache your being to nice the movie was A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT NO STORLYLIE EXCEPT FOR MONA AND FAMILY NOTHING EVER HAPPENE IN GAME WITH DRAGONS(i think haventet completed yet) IT IS SHIT

[Blackysoul7]

Please watch my video with Max Payne and other heroes of our hearts!!)) I hope you'll like it!!! Music by us)

[XJNHMVz]

The storyline is rly nice but it could have been a little bit more expanded

[terrorlord15]

rofl guy at end sounded like jack black

[biganthony3399]

they got the story of max payne down pat, but i think that the moive didn't really follow the game and they left out a few people from that were in the game and they people that were in the movie they had the wrong actors.

[muhammadali141414]

Max Norris?

[redguy1993]

i only watched this because of the thumbnail

[duncandrake]

@redguy1993 me too, then i read the intro:

"preview has been approved for ALL AUDIENCES" and knew i had committed a mistake.

[gassi15]

@redguy1993 same

[radekn007]

WTF IS THAT SHIT?

This is from Uwe Boll or what ?XD

[Fahad1422]

i like the voice of max payne and music

[Ta3kno]

stop at 1:09 hot

[TheNataliaRR]

U wanna know how TO reach top, so not first and not last time so with this is dirty job, but someone has to do it

[TheNataliaRR]

Who is affraid of who?

[TheNataliaRR]

Service of last tsars, is anybody after u, that u make so terror panic with this lost gold or is it sorrow? U know, where we are and so what?

[chamilliify]

que porqueria de pelicula a lo bien los gringos anteds hacian peliculas unicas pero es que las de ahora de mucha calidad de imagen pero de´primentes en libreto y talento puros sudacas de mierda se tiraron la serie de mi videojuego favorito con esta basura asquerosa asi como hicieron con el resident evil EE.UU metanse su talento hollywoodense por el culo

[nonikita]

The only good things about this movie are the special effects/atmoshpere and sexy olga kurylenko. Everything else sucked. It has the worst movie villain ever.

[Eetude]

F*ck, they rape the best Finnish videogame ever. :(

[xwingclass]

the only good thing about this whole film was Olga Kurylenko lets face it she was stunning. the film is i and half hours long its just better just to rewind and rewind the Olga Kurylenko shots.

[JudasAngel666]

As a fan og the game this is an abomination

[CrysisFighter]

some1 seen constantin? the film, i dont get it :D

[winduistheman]

@vaninsamoa

Kick Ass is an amazing movie

[winduistheman]

@vaninsamoa

Kick Ass is an amazing movie

[XDarkF3arX]

decent movie, absolutely amazing trailer

[ThaNumbah23]

1:10 haaaaxxx. lol

[chos5]

perhaps the greatest trailer ever!

[Gamagachee]

I watched the movie for this 1:09

[bradlez996]

@Gamagachee You watched the movie just to see her back. Watch Hitman dude, she shows alot more than just her back in that. Plus it is way better movie adaptation of a game than Max Payne is.

[TheNataliaRR]

They will hunt every pedophile, who doesnt pay to this children from pedopgile ring, guys are more ego stupid and they wish to have for free with love excuse and so many, so girls are smarter ;-)

[suryakiller]

i wanna fuckin kill the director with a deagle right between the eyes in slow mo

[nightrockers3319]

movie should have been like game :(

[MrGrukan]

Movie sucks ass.

[FTR89]

i kind of like some of this movie but you are right its not like the max that we all love jeje

[Zejawera]

I didn't realy liked the movie.

[ricur552]

me neither, you dont get that "max payne spirit" like you get in the games

[Zejawera]

Exactly. By the way have you passed the ultimate challenge in Max Payne secret level ?

[0Francine0]

Movie fucking sucks.

[michaeltoldi]

great trailer - shit movie...

[Grinnaway]

_R U L I N G! I make mistakes talking three languages sorry, four!

[Grinnaway]

_Or rulling that an adjectivE

[Grinnaway]

_Maverick is a word not an spirit principleS

[MrSamantha66]

this movie sucks,

but i like mark whalberg,

even if is always in the wrong movie,

exept the italian job,

[Airborne1707]

The movie sucks, but mona is still hot xD

[mrconsolelover10]

i hope max payne 3 is nothing like the movie

[sonixymario]

¿Max Payne the movie? WTF!! It Is Shit!! No tiene Nada de parecido al juego es una mierda!!

[Clifton100]

try clicking on videos that dont have any sexual appeal. cuz this one has a little.

[dentonbrowne]

@TrishaLeach701 ive found a few cool guys, we talk and play xboxlive and stuff, if ur looking for all round cool guys look for nerds lol coolest laid back guys ever, so look at video game review vids and electronic review vids, and u will find them

[Ceejayanthirium]

the trailer was more entertaining, cuz thats all the action ur gonna see...and it sucks for this modern day era anyways...any clown on youtube could have done a better job

[SolangeORM]

who is the first song by?

[cestlaguerre83]

marilyn manson - if i was your vampire...

[toukopuoko]

This movie is retarded. They raped Max Payne =(

[roamingsoul80]

@toukopuoko man go fuck yourself and shove those 118 assholes up your mother's ass, the movie rules, you're just another stereotype bitch..

[nekronius]

@toukopuoko the movie and the game are as related as the royal family and the original englishmen.

nevertheless the first game essence has been captured and preserved by Mel Gigson in The edge of darkness.

no need for replies, either u get or u dont

[elninoku1]

greet movie indeed

[volumelight]

the movie sucks big time..it was a "payne in arse"..lol..the computer game still rocks

[sonofa6699str]

wtf where is the Squeaky Cleaning Company?

[nitepipe]

Emm

They are from Max Payne 2

This movie is just the 1

[webmasterd]

Was this a good movie? or was it a Payne?

[nfsrf]

wow this jackie burhkat is realy hot

[AlyneSageMusic]

MAX PAYNE WAS BAD ASS!

[mrgrazzt]

No. Max Payne is a faggot. Who passes up the oppertunity to fuck Olga Kurylenko when she's laying on your bed ready for you to drill her? Only a faggot.

I don't care how recent the death of his wife was, I'd fuck that bitch just minutes after I saw my wife gunned down.

I hate these moralistic cunts. Real people are nowhere as 'honourable'.

[strikemehardman]

i agree

[KarntheHellknight]

@mrgrazzt Well, some people aren't so desperate for sex as you seem to be.

[peposo7]

And get an std too.

[spavatch]

That's because you're a retarded faggot yourself.

[nayefnano]

the movie sucks biiiiiigggg *******

[JohnWFern]

"Remember when you were a kid and you'd hold your breath when you run past the graveyard?"

No. No, I do not.

[ToXeye]

Movies can't give 1UP

[7immortal7]

best movie ever and fuck the guy below me he's just 12 yrs old

[StrychnosToxifera]

that's not max payne for chrissakes! that's the watcher's pain! bloody motherfucking cocksuckers, they screwd one of the best games ever. my greatgrandmother would have made a much better work! why can't they just for once make a good movie out of a game? jeez...

[Akronam07]

Well,it always happens to games converted to movies. Shitty directors want to make it their own.

[WeisseDrache]

Shit Sucked.

This isn't Max Payne.

Only good thing about it is nice-looking CG

and some of the action sequences.

4 - 5/10

-----------

Okay, maybe that was too harsh.

To be honest, I'm a fan of Max Payne games.

The storyline in the movie is altered and not really all that good. Everything else seemed alright. It's just some characters, some things about it that make me want to RAAAAGE about the movie. I think they should've created some sort of a possible sequel to either one of the games,

[WeisseDrache]

@WeisseDrache

(continuing the comment)

I think they should've created some sort of a possible sequel to either one of the games, adding flashbacks or nightmares, that would tell viewers about his past life. His life, turned to hell where vengeance and Mona Sax are the only things that keep him going after two junkie test subjects kill his wife and baby daughter. (unless i got that a bit wrong, haha).

Anyway, this movie probably deserves a 6/10. No more, tho lol 8D

>_>

[getclutch720]

I highly agree. The film was a dissapointment. Lot of characthers were never in the film such as Vladimir Lem, Alfred Woden, Vinnie gognitti, The Punchinello Family. Whalberg was the wrong choice as Max. They need to remake this.

[sadelis05]

@WeisseDrache

I agree, this movie was a watered down version of the game. I think Mark Wahlberg was a good casting descision, because he does the whole 'dark brooding cop' thing pretty well. Mila Kunis as a femme fatale, though? WTF? She's too pretty and too small. Not believable enough.

I equate the movie to something like this; If they'd adapted Fight Club into a movie and only used the fight sequences. They washed out all the depth of story that made the game awesome.

Watchable, but meh.

[yehbe]

@WeisseDrache Its better than dragonball evolution but I think you shouldn't compare it with max payne just think its a random movie that has nothing to do with max payne then you can enjoy the movie if u show someone who doesnt know max payne this movie he would've liked it

[davethecowboy5432]

Whats with all the porn in the related videos? Anyways the movie was okay, but not what I had hoped for

[Kellsg101]

The Director should pushed L1 more often.....lol

[nekezajebancije]

The movie sucked... Really. It got some point but it wasn't as good as it should have been... I mean, Jim Bravura is fucking black...

The storyline changed in some points... Eh, screw it, it's Hollywood! :)

[umpisuoli87]

and where is that part where Mona gets shot on her head? :/

[juveyboy99]

I AGREE!! This movie was awesome! I love the subway bathroom scene with Max using the Taurus .410/.45LC "Judge"!! I own one awesome revolver!!

[MrCalebAlexander]

Best movie invented, period

[alen209]

i thought the movie was great. turns out that 1% population who used the drug became beast mode. ( Max ) . I would give the move a 7/10 since most of the scenes were changed : ie. Roscoe , Club , Helicopter. other then that the plot was just about right

[VicePower]

My only complaint is why wasn't Manson's If I was Your Vampire played at the end credits. I was a little pissed.

[musicstudio102]

this film is actually double shit was pissed at this glad my bird was there to suck my sexy

[Stn3dRaid3r]

Mark-y Mark ? Now you know that move gots to suck....

[stoRmiman]

shit movie...

[pussbuketnott06]

i liked the movie,exept im not sure if this actuly is the max payne movie,i mean

whats with those angel demon things,and there was nothing like the game had...this could have been a

max payne 3.

[bloodyjavic]

This is no max payne, it´s different, but there are some scenes that are nearly the same, iI think it´s inspirated by Max Payne

[koukku23]

those are valkyrie. people see them when they take the valkyrie drug. and those things are not in the game but drug is.

[PSI19rox]

I watched the movie, and i just wanted to say that it was kind of bad. Didnt hang on the game's storyline. I mean, wtf? Angels,or something shit.

In this movie there is nothing similiar to game,even peoples customization, Mona didnt had hair like in movie :\. I mean they should do something similiar to Max Payne (not 2 but if they could w/e). I meant that only murder was similiar to game.

[newgoblin36]

I liked the movie but it could have been a LOT better. Games were amazing, but the movie really didn't capture that FEEL of the game. Here's to hoping they do better on the sequel. And Wahlberg was awesome imo. He was perfect for the role.

[TiCkToCkMaRiO1473]

the games were amazing, but this movie to me was dissapointing, i almost fell asleep in the theatre.

[queenik23]

bonjing bonjing

[Elgotzu]

this was damn good movie. and games were damn good...

[jordyboy321]

i only liked the second one and its still the best game ive ever played

[HeyHoHelloThere]

You need to get laid and put down that bible and spit on it If lord is comeing he will get fuked up by those he fucked over

[chibustin]

I hope you get salvaged.

[00dperfectionist00]

if you have faith keep it in ur heart. and step out from ur little world. we humans have fucked up the earth so do sth about it instead of waiting jesus to wake up!and i encourage you to watch parallel worlds mate:) it can give some idea about how small is your brains and presence in the universe consisting of thousands of galaxies and bllions of planets.

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[ba305]

wtf is that shit at the end

[warjunkie56]

wat song is in the background?

[Onimusha64]

"If I was your Vampire", by Marilyn Manson

Only this was the instrumental version of the song.

[DanielaVideoProducti]

made a hd music video from this movie i f'in love it!

[KieronJConroy]

awesome film

[BcAlchemist]

This movie fails.

has nothing to do with the games.

[ilovejapan888]

what the fuck is thoughs demins doing there? when in the game do you shoot demons?

[dhanna08]

is to do with the drugs and hallucinations that the people on drugs have u prick. if u actually watched the movie!

[ThibzFR]

Man just watch the film scumbag...

Demons are because of the drug that max took...

Valkyrs, not demons...

[scilonthreat]

Don't waste your time. The junkies didn't even use needles. Totally for the kiddies.

[44TheDude44]

the movie is just dope, has nothing to do with the game and WTF IS IT WITH THOSE BLACK ASS DEMONS, ANGELS OR W/E THE HELL THEY ARE?!?!?!?

[xaperfecttoolx]

Its basically what the people are seeing when they're on the drug.

[Netherzoon]

I would had liked an actor for this movie who actually had played the game himself as opposed to Mark Wahlberg.

The ideal would be Kiefer Sutherland's voice combined with Johnny Knoxville's face, which looks alot like Max Payne in the original game :).

[Curbinator]

the only reason Marky didn't play the game was because he has in his own words "an addictive" personality