JFAC - "Constitutional Masturbation" - Vocal Cover (Re-Recorded)

[feign88]

That's a sturdy fucking hat.

[Tiobranlotin]

2:04 Hahaha i love this part XD

[48carsonjohnson]

how the hell do u get ur highs to sound like that?!?!?!?!?!? I must know!

[bigshow1fan]

haha windmilling santa

[IILukeStoneII]

P.S The hat and ending was hillarious :)

[IILukeStoneII]

How the fuck do you do those highs, i've tried so hard, for so long :(

Anyway, amazing cover, seriously dude.

[benthebigb]

wow best vocal cover i've heard on youtube yet. Sucks you don't live anywhere near us. My band need a vocalist really bad. I do the low growl but can't do the high vocals

[PGAndreas]

Sick dude..



[Schreien52]

I don't even like job for a cowboy and I loved this cover. BTBAM COVER PLZZZZ

[MrGriffinchiou]

you have desecrated that which was already unholy. shame on you.

[megadeth6999]

so hardcore with that santa hat i friggin love it

[SpetsnazChaplain157]

I could make out the words. GOOD JOB BRO!!

[1ryanmackey1]

im jealous



[KatrellEmo4]

No matter what dude. You high screams are always black metal. I love them i wanna know how to do them

[drumterror]

Your JFAC covers are primo bro! Keep em coming!

[csm1012029]

i love this guys stage presence... likes to be a goof sometimes its awesome... i actually like listening to his covers than the actual songs

[Ph0b0ssss]

grow hair instead of this silly cap :)

nicely done .

[PGAndreas]

epic! keep it up

[yojylo]

lool satan claus! :P

[deathfrombelow22]

Wow dude hahaha your JFAC is spot on. Impressive.

[YamiRyan4509]

@deathfrombelow22

I just finished Unfurling a Darkened Gospel tonight. It'll be up in about an hour \m/

[RamenSlasha]

How do you get your camera so shaky?

[csm1012029]

@RamenSlasha its the sound waves coming from his vocals altering time and space... you are now in the yami zone

[RamenSlasha]

@csm1012029 Damn. I thought it was the hat

[xjakeyx13]

why are you so good???

[Strains8bitMetal]

@xjakeyx13

I drink a gallon of my own semen everyday. Helps me grow up big and strong!

[xjakeyx13]

@Strains8bitMetal ha! Impressive!

[zacktheripper88]

Dang Bro, U Got Some Mad Serious Skills!!! :O

[thepancakepirate686]

santa is pissed about something

[Fiazkohc]

epic christmas hat headbanging(y)

[The0fail0wears0prada]

SANTA HAT ENHANCES DEATH METAL VOCALS!

[brukenbass]

ending was epic!!XD

great cover

[MetalMakesMeSMile19]

dude that was fukin epic you gatta do more JFAC!

[commander573]

are you fry screaming your lows and highs?

[laiholover666]

fucking sick dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spandrhcpfan]

Make a band !

With epic musicans obviously.

[hynddavid111]

your insanely good. 

[Ohreallytehgnome]

Very good, lots of energy. xD

[katanakiller]

dude, you make me so fucking jealous 

[sgmaniac43]

holy shit, 1:55, just.... perfect xD

[hajlajfftw]

please start a band with me

[worldwidehomicidebnd]

your highs are fucking crazy! make a video on how you do them please!

[Oblivionatingstud]

@worldwidehomicidebnd i would much you rather do a video of how to do lows...I can't do them lol

[totalovrkl]

How can anyone say that this sucks? This is the best vocal cover i´ve seen :S The growls are super powerfull and sounds really proffesional, unlike almost everyone else here on youtube! So great job man! You did totally amazing!!

[orangeflaveredpurple]

dude i fucking love this. awesome cover man! hahhaha

[DLHSK8]

dude i love your vocal style. you can still hear your actual voice while you scream, if that makes sense.. lol. but this is great! 5/5! keep it up.

[Freddenstine]

Dame you'r fucking greate!

Keep it up yo!

[AwesomenessJim]

did u tape the hat on ur head?

That was some pretty sick ass headbanging xD

[WeKilledTheKingBand]

i like how the hat manages to stay on your head

[gogopowerrangers234]

dude nice vocals :)

[Mastrofpupts951]

Holy shit amazing cover!

[ZeroTheHate]

great vocals, man. your highs are sweet and your lows are fucking sinister. love it

[Albacoric]

the hat just makes this video... <3

[1lu2ma3ca]

What a jingle-bell xD

[dallasstreets]

I believe this song was about Saddam Hussein not Obama but I agree with that Obama and the whole government masturbate on the constitution together in one huge orgy

[DiscardedMemory1]

i think hes amazing, who gives a fuck what he does? hes getting into the fucking music, i do it sometimes when i play guitar, get over it! hes fucking amazing at screaming thats all that matters.

good work man :)

[420xMetalGuitaristx]

@devin1739 Everyone with that razorblade haircut and skinny jeans look the same. Its fucking dumb you would say they dont look like clones. everyone who is wearing baggy jeans and a jersey look the same too. death note sucks

[theamazingcooper]

lmao i love the hand movement at 1:32

[soleus777]

You're really good at vocals. Props.

[Metal6Is6Art6]

HE MASTERBATES!!!!!

[Metal6Is6Art6]

@Metal6Is6Art6 best lyric ever

[666DoomsDays666]

Omg your Moving's are so gay. o.O

Are you an Idiot?

[matler87]

who are you?... god? yeah pretty sure keep on the good work !! \m/

[foxgentlemaenner]

how do you get the instrumental without the other vocals?

[IMPENDINGfuckinDOOM]

You are so fucking amazing!

JFAC rules /m/

[Zakorto]

man wish you had long hair... would have been better than that santa hat(still cool though)

[bon2bonn]

You should do some Fleshwrought Ryan its the drummer from Animals as leaders doing all the instruments and Johny Davy from JFAC on vox and its fucking sick some amazing tech death, you'd enjoy it the vox are so fucking amazing haha.

[Tyrantchild]

thats the first time i ever saw a guy screaming while wearing a santa hat

[kornrule12]

Fucking perfect!

[trinitysora]

Fucking awesome, beast vocals, cant get any better man.

[taylormac1993]

This doesn't sound anything like JFAC! You have to horribly distort your voice and try to over-emphasize everything! lol JM good job man

[hockeyboytwo]

holy shit dude was that really you!!?!??!?!?! if so that was the best vocal cover i have ever fucking seen in my life!!!!

[link3784]

2:02 is fucking insane

[gypsyjew22]

Freakin love the caption for the video, so true, oh and boss cover, those highs own

[JustJoshage]

your a fag

[YamiRyan4509]

@JustJoshage

You're*

You're jealous

[JustJoshage]

@YamiRyan4509 ...fag

[YamiRyan4509]

@JustJoshage

Says the skinny-jeaned faggot with the razor-cut hair over one eye, with videos that only have like, 7 views. And you watch Death Note.

[JustJoshage]

@YamiRyan4509 lol...fag

[JustJoshage]

@YamiRyan4509 lol...fag

[trinitysora]

@JustJoshage i just watched some of your vids, and they were completely stupid, and really just shit, dont be going over to my page and saying whats on my page, I havnt updated that shit or uploaded any vids, and I dont give a shit anyway. At least you try...and fail miserably at making good vids.

[JustJoshage]

@trinitysora ...fag

[trinitysora]

@JustJoshage Is that all you got? Seriously man, go to google, pick up some half decent insults, then get back to us. Cause obviously you only know one word in your vocabulary... which you probably are, since you are so keen to say it.

[trinitysora]

@JustJoshage Oh, did I forget to tell you my shitty vids have over 7,500 more views than yours? Just sayin.

[JustJoshage]

@trinitysora you play keyboard and world of warcraft...fag

[trinitysora]

@JustJoshage Oh please, thousands of other people have told me that same exact thing, get something new. And if theres over 13 million players playing it, I wouldnt think its such a bad game. Oh, and theres that word fag again, man you must like that word. :) Im not much into the whole guy guy thing, but if you like, I know a gay dude right down the street that might be just the perfect match for you.

[JustJoshage]

@trinitysora ...thats such a faggy thing to say. fag

[trinitysora]

@JustJoshage Apparently you are way too stupid to be talking to me, you have no new material to go by, no good insults, "faggy" is not a word. L2dictionary. You are boring, hardly anything to argue with, whats to argue? You dont know how to insult, you dont know any good jokes, and apparently only know the word fag. So, Im just going to stop talking to you. L2insult.

[trinitysora]

@JustJoshage You are so freaken boring man, you have failed to troll me miserably, you have no vocabulary, all you can say is fag, you have no good insults, apparently, you are way too stupid to be talking to me or anyone else for that matter. L2dictionary please, get something else other than "fag", and "faggy" isnt a word. l2insult

[JustJoshage]

@trinitysora ...fag

[JustJoshage]

@trinitysora ...fag

[dustoff211]

@YamiRyan4509 I watched on how to do that high. and im still just having a little trouble. I really want to be able to do it. I know it sounds like a pain in the ass but can you kinda explain it here? Cause i'll watch over and over and i'll never get that shrill kinda sound. its just a normal high)):

[xXGhostReaverXx]

@YamiRyan4509 Raped by the Yamster.

[xGorefieldx]

@YamiRyan4509 there is nothing wrong with watching death note......sick cover btw.

[kennyball]

@YamiRyan4509 hahahhaha you're awesome yamiryan and your cover is sick

[glifinn]

@YamiRyan4509 Hahaha BURRRN... nice one xD

[GrowlingLamb]

@YamiRyan4509 im about as un faggy as at get , plus you would agree my growl is fucking ungodly. i resent the death note comment lol

[johnnyrocketcbr929]

@YamiRyan4509 Dude it's nice to see a younger guy who "gets it".... rock on !! And JFAC stands for ( Josh Fucked A Cat) That little fag emo twink queer should stick his nuts in a blender hooked up to 220v then let me hit him in the mouth with a bat..... all the while blasting this song in the background... Just my 2 cents. You should do a cover on Homicidal Retribution... I'd like to see it. Later..

[XxLifeDeathxX]

@YamiRyan4509

i dont see why these people have to hate on you i see talent and thats all that matters id want you in my band lol so screw these assholes great job

[milkterd1]

@JustJoshage LOL AT YOU!

fag...

[JustJoshage]

@milkterd1 fag.

[milkterd1]

@JustJoshage lol fag.....

[JustJoshage]

@milkterd1 ...fog?

[milkterd1]

@JustJoshage shut up...

[HungryLionNZ]

@YamiRyan4509 Umad caus ubad?

[CorruptedDrummer]

suprisingly better than Davys himself live... im quite amazed! 5/5 for sure

[danielpb10]

sick camera effects and cover

[alcx23]

This is sexy as fuck.

and no, I'm not a male haha.

[whenallelsefa1ls]

question one:

What kind of Mic is that you're using?

Question two:

What audio recording software did you use? Audacity never comes out with this good quality of recordings, i generally use Sonor Cakewalk 8.5 Pro Studio Edition..

Question three:

did the rubber band on the santa hat cause you to get all lightheaded? lol

[Schofieldbro2]

I love this cover dude, it's energetic and shows how much you can REALLY get into the vocals :D

[xThaViiiRUSx]

dude your good as fuck

[LoneWulf141]

awsome!

[fmrmullet]

listen to the lyrics dude. this is obviously about the US torturing prisoners during the Bush administration. good vocal cover though.

[xlambofgodfan22x]

Holy shit amazing job bro AMAZING!!

This is insane to pull off but you did it. you are a great vocalist!!

[disembodiedfreak]

how are you gonna wear a white chapel shit and to a cover vocal of job for a cowboy .......SHAME.......white chapel is no where near as good as jfac

[metalcorehunter]

man i look at alot of vocal covers cause i love to scream songs and u are the best screamer i have seen so far on youtube nice job

[imagayfox]

Besides the fact that you are insane and beastly, I have one more question. How the FUCK did that hat stay on during headbanging?! haha

Godbless

[hc6777]

Lol the hat is random but it looks sick when you headbang

[sinner666able]

very nice

[troops2594]

how do you do the high vocals?

[thexandrewxbellerx]

This and "A Vulgar Picture" are my favorite of your covers. So good.

[xXEsPLoVeRXx]

going to see these guys with whitechapel i'm so fucking jacked.

[SoundMaster24942]

:D!!!!!!!!

[JustinHxcX]

im fucking jealous of your vocals... D:

i cant usually sit all the way through a vocal cover and really enjoy it, but, uhhh... good job. :D

and brutal santa hat brah

[elrupels]

finally someone with a sense of humor.

[MiseryRepeated]

You're fucking wicked man, but i can't take you serious with the santa hat on, haha.

Keep up the great fucking work.

[K1LLJ03YD34D]

Vicious cover.

[dkeedy]

i want to know how you kept the hat on during the windmills lol.

if you wanna check out some of my covers go ahead, but i have no video, its just audio.

[wannabesteveo]

sick cover dude!! :D

[BrandenBludgeoned]

This song makes me cum

[goatambush]

one more thing, I watched your tutorial on removing vocals from songs and then downloaded audacity and tried it out. The quality gets kinda crappy, does that COP 2 (is that it?) work better?

[YamiRyan4509]

@goatambush

Yeah, that's gonna happen no matter what software you use

[goatambush]

alright, thanks anyway, I've used audacity to do a cover already, but I'm not satisfied with it. I'll probably try it again before long.

[goatambush]

great cover, loads of energy, all the crazy physical stuff you're doing kind of reminds me of travis ryan from cattle decapitation. you're vocals sound great, but the highs really stand out to me because they have a pretty unique sound. I was also surprised the santa hat stayed on through all the headbanging, was it tight on your head?

[YamiRyan4509]

@goatambush

My secret: Rubber band.

I wouldn't recommend it though.

[goatambush]

I just watched a snippet of the video again and it looks like the hat might be scotch taped on. that's kinda crazy.

[khorn102]

@YamiRyan4509 is that the secret to good highs or keeping the hat on?

;)

[slanepuppy]

best one i seen yet man, love the lows.....my lows are fucking useless lol

[Pcakesandlealer]

ur vocals for dwp danger wiled man are unreal bro!

[TheClayPeopleAreHere]

How is it the hat doesn't fall off? lol.

[Frank1040]

lol i love the whole action you do at "I masturbate..." XD

[YamiRyan4509]

@Frank1040

What can I say...I love jackin it.

[bradleyholocaust]

@YamiRyan4509 my friend and i did that when we saw them at mayhem festival.

and awesome job. i was pleasantly surprised, because this song would be hard for most people to cover.

[DespisedEffigy]

its he masturbates.

[xi0wnallx]

@Frank1040 jonny davy does it live its where he got it from

[espalexi666]

@Frank1040 actually john davy does the same when he sings it live...saw them live 2 weeks ago

[joshlikesmetalXD]

are you in band yet?

[Zeffa1234]

Wow, I got this video to play and the "real" song to play on my ipod/itunes on my pc. When I played them both at the same time...

I couldn't tell the distance O_O

[Zeffa1234]

*difference

[dcboy98]

hahahaha MAN! your voice is Gold for Jfac covers. keep doing them. lol your highs are perfect for it.

[ohnoitsme49]

and also, whats the whole process for recording? do you do it on video, or a recording program thing?

[YamiRyan4509]

@ohnoitsme49

I made a recording tutorial a while back...Check it out:

/watch?v=fDnNcorb9kM

[ohnoitsme49]

lol at the end

[N0TI86]

bet youtube vocalsit ive ever heard

[GojiraProgeny]

WERDZ!!

[N0TI86]

@N0TI86 best* sorry

[Jobobagginz]

just wondering what the people that live nextdoor think:D when recording these

[JamesDeathMetal]

DAMN!!! I like it better than the first one! Nice shit bro. I love your covers. You sound a ton like Johny! FTW!!! \m/

[CheetosShock]

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

[MoosieCoverz]

Can't handle getting verbally raped?

[YamiRyan4509]

@MoosieCoverz

Nah, i just dont want any arguments breaking out on my video comments

[MoosieCoverz]

Fine. Fair enough. Your a great vocalist. Let's just leave it at that :).

[mayhemshallcome16]

now how'd you get the awsome santa hat to stay on? hahaXD

[SouthernDemolisher]

super glue? how else.

or its a santa hat ripped from the scalp of one of those elves themselves

[AngelMaker666]

I like to masturbate

[YamiRyan4509]

Me too, man...me too.

[donkashane94]

this sounds like you stole davy's vocal chords. keep it up man

[kevinhtran23]

screams: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rallelikesmeh]

Sick :O I love it! xd

[ssj4morpheus]

if anything id masturbate to these awesome vocals! they are fucking down!!! keep it up man! brutal shit!

[julianEZ890]

Sick as fuck dude! Merry Christmas

[Zackrulezd00d]

Hey. If You're Reading This Comment, I Would Like To Tell You Something: Ryan Strains' Highs Are Better Than Yours.

[Zackrulezd00d]

OH.. And Merry Christmas. :D

[Rayne13579]

@Zackrulezd00d Mine is better ;p