Red Alert 3: Uprising Yuriko Ending

[Nmx6286]

So like Yuriko and Natasha are in this cafe, drinkin tea and then like Tania comes up and their like "Hey, Tania wassup!" Then they go shoppin and shit, then like Yuri and Boris show up and they like "Heeey... Wanna come to our pool party" And their like "Dude, you so old!" And Yuri is like "Aww Hell no!" Suddenly Eintein runs out of the casino screaming! And they like: "He crazy". Suddenly Volkov and Chitzkoi show up from the gym, and the girls "Aw! Cute doggy, hot cyborg!" And that's the end.

[Seemeeti06]

Yuri is master!!!

[DarthRalek]

Is a campiagn unlocked after being the game the fist time? I don't recall the faction with the pink flower banner? Anyone know?

[BluePenMagic]

@DarthRalek It is on an expansion pack called uprising. You do not need the original game to play uprising. You can even get it via turrent on the internet :D

[1992OS]

Ahhhh... Yuriko, you must find peace. If you only could find the Allied Commander... (I've never approved to put Yuriko in a prision during the Allied Campaign in Red Alert 3: She must have received psychological help with the personal supervision of the Allied Commander and Field Marshall Bingham).

[AndrewtheDuke]

@1992OS

Nope! Yuriko must join her father Yuri's army and conquer the world!

[1992OS]

@1992OS How? Surely the Soviet Psychic Corps never existed in this new timeline or changed with the Imperial Psionic program. Perhaps Yuri is either a soldier or officer; who knows? I think he has been Killed in Action (KIA) by the Imperial assault. The only good thing about this for him is that he never betrayed the Soviet Union.

[AndrewtheDuke]

@1992OS

Perhaps, Allied Commander and Field Marshal are too busy for that. I don't know what happened to Dr. Zelinsky's time machine during the Allied campaign, I'm sure it is still operational. Maybe Yuriko should go to Moscow find the time machine and use it...

[1992OS]

@AndrewtheDuke For what? Time must not be altered again. Einstein, Tesla and Zelinsky always warned about this and the corrupts never obeyed, causing all this mad war. I hate the Empire of the Rising Sun and specially Shimada for what he has done with Matsui. She must find peace, and not a prision or cloning laboratories. The Allied Commander must stop Takara (I prefer kill her) before she convinces Yuriko to continue the Imperial rebellion. I want Allies & Soviets live together, like brothers.

[AndrewtheDuke]

@1992OS

Hmm! But don't you forget that Allies were first who altered time! What??? Soviets and Allies together LIKE BROTHERS?? That's impossible! Allies want to wipe the Soviets of the face of the Earth!

[1992OS]

@AndrewtheDuke Well, Einstein always warned to everyone about time travel by own experience. And c'mon. I don't want anymore this bloodshed between these nemesis. Only eliminate all corrupts from both sides and the new politicians will do all the rest. Remember how effective they were working toghether against Yuri and the Rising Sun. If I could I would already convinced the Allies (at least the Europeans) about Soviet perspective, and both sides had eliminated their faults as living system.

[AndrewtheDuke]

@1992OS

But Allied propaganda always painting Soviets as devils and Allies as light knights. Maybe people of all Allied nations want peace with the Soviet Union, BUT not allies' economical elite, tycoons & owners of large companies!

[1992OS]

@AndrewtheDuke HE. I see what you say. The corrupts form the Allied Nations always win. With secret attacks we should be able to end this problem (a big one). At least send them in prision to make them pay for their plottings.

[AndrewtheDuke]

@1992OS

Actually, I'm fed up with this shit like: "we Soviets, we're soulless evil, we'll rape your women and kill your children" Enough!! If theres gonna be RA4 I'd like to see the ALLIES AS AGRESSORS!

[1992OS]

@AndrewtheDuke ALLIES AS AGRESSORS? Mmmmm... I think only the American ones. Do you know what, the Allied corrupts appears to be only Americans, (if there is a European corrupt, most surely is living in the "United States", or working more in that country). Yankees... Always want more money...

[Dostoron]

@1992OS depends on the point of view, i´m pretty sure the afghans, the vietnamese and everyone else we tried to "help" recently had at least a few people seeing us as aggressors that came solely for fighting in a foreign land and brought conflict and empty promises along.

for the record, i know better.

[fds9931]

@AndrewtheDuke The game is semi based off of history. Historically the Soviet Union and Axis were more militarily imperialistic. Poland, Finland, China etc.

[Lakword2]

@fds9931

Poland was under communism rule but it never was part of russia

[TommyDDoom]

yuri: Im your father!

yuri ko: noooooooooooooooooooo!!!

and yuri hipnotize yuri ko

yuri: come on sweetheart, lets get home

[zanz37]

Yuriko was the easiest campaign of them all atleast for me.

[kingoniranger]

I wonder if she will be the new Emperor or should I say Empress of the Rising Sun? hmmmm? but nevertheless if her empire is destroyed now's the time to join forces with Yuri

[AndrewtheDuke]

@kingoniranger

Yuri: I'm your father!

Yuriko: It's impossible! You're a gaijin.

Yuri: I was a spy and worked in Japan undercover when I met your mother. Join my army and together we will rule the entire world.

Yuriko: There will be no more free will only our will?

Yuri: Oh, yes my dear. I'll take you home, let me show you my castle in Transylvania.

[kingoniranger]

@AndrewtheDuke yeah something like that tnx :)

[Crappy1441]

Yuri's child is japanese and did yuri mind control his Japanese wife then they make love and then yuri's japanese wife gave birth to Yuriko.

[j3hitman]

*yuri and yuriko fights on bespin*

*yuri cuts yuriko`s hand with saber*

*yuriko goes to the edge*

Yuri: obi-wan never had a chance to tell you what happened to your father

Yuriko: he told me enough! you told me you killed him!

Yuri: no yuriko! I AM YOUR FATHER

Yuriko: NO! THATS IMPOSSIBLE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO

[rusher38]

Where is the squid? I thought she was Japanese...

[ArmorTalons310]

oh and traverler 59 of scrin could be Yuri's forces, because their mind control abillity says it.

[HyrAyl]

The net is vast and infinite....

[miley19922311usa]

pour girl her distniey was hourt

[lupinmodz]

i bet goku would destory yuriko

[retrodude15]

@lupinmodz that, or have his spirit bomb reflected back in his face.

[lupinmodz]

@retrodude15 i doubt that yuriko can destory citys but i doubt she can destory a planet like goku can (altho he never does....and how do i no well basicly freeza destoryed a planet and if freeza can do it and goku killed freeza (temperially) then he can destory a planet(also bibodi said he has the power 2 destory a planet 10x or something))

[zZMegatronusZz]

@lupinmodz what i never understood about dbz is that it starts off with some person being the strongest person in the universe then goku kills him and then someone else is the strongest person in the universe and the goku kills him and then someone else is the strongest person in the universe and then of course goku kills him! it never ends

[elconsorte12]

@retrodude15 that cannot happen to goku because the spirit bomb only inflicts harm against beings with evil in their heart. So according to the dbz universe goku would be unaffected by it. Now use it on vegeta, and its super effective!!!!!!

[ThaOmegamind]

err just want to say that in japanese ''ko'' means daughter---> yuri''ko'' means yuris daughter.

[teemuteam11]

Yuriko Omega...

[xservintage]

I want to know... is this campaign following the plot? Because, up to now, only the Allied campaign did, and I loved the story behind this one.

[MrGlibble]

I'd so fucking bang her.

[Fallout9531]

@MrGlibble emmmmm she looks about 10 years old

[MrKevstro]

@Fallout9531 an even BIGGER reason to bang her. :3

[retrodude15]

@Fallout9531 depending on what year it was. Never thought about all the time machines and time traveling and stuff now did ya?

[yarrn88]

Is it done Yuri?

[alexganger]

@yarrn88 No comrade premier, it is the begin.

[NarukamiTenjin]

@alexganger you fail dude

[alexganger]

@NarukamiTenjin Shit

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

only play red alert 2 and yuri revenge but never realized this game has turn into japaness gundam and school girl evolving game. I still like how the people in the cutscene are play by real actor.

[WizBeef]

Pich in!

[MrMiracleGamer]

yuri is bad, westwood is bad

[guardianforce1]

hmm...either ea makes a series of yuriko using anime or i will have to buy rights...

[xXIiIUnamedIiIXx]

yuriko is yuri in female version!

yuri | ko

[AcolyteOfDeath]

Reminds me of the ending of Ghost in the Shell, the first movie.

[wiegraf9009]

@AcolyteOfDeath Yeah I think that was intentional

[51674]

she would be crazy in bed lol

[xGameGuy09x]

in that look  like she was bout to destroy the place but stop and just tryed to be a natural person and blend in.

[Mejarahaun]

c my previous comment u understand that yuriko>>>>>>>>>yuri...

[DEFECTX9]

its over for good dumbass

[kazzkai]

Yuriko...I wanna go on that ride : D

[shakz122]

SHe is Way Powerful than Yuri

[Bleehdie]

naah, yuri always feelt like a girl so he made his self an, anime girl ^^

[jettpogee]

She is a monster and shes powerful too

[MetalicaFan2007]

i miss yuri ultimate commando just mind control yuriko tanya and natasha ahh good times good times

[stephencious]

lol!

[Mejarahaun]

actually yuriko's mind is much more powerful than yuri's so he would be like dead shit

moreover, i can't remember yuri using his mind to control multiple targets similtaneously or crate defensive bariers or use his mind to make scrao metal out of every kind of unit he just had a less efective psionic burst... that's all

[Darkartslanz]

they should made an audition for Yuriko

[chrismanmk]

Not much of ending....

[JaguarOFcomedy]

lol

[FUCKTHEREST92]

This girl is dangerous.

[sirwinsalot]

75% of the world bought this to see up her skirt 35% realised its not porn :p lol this game is gdi hope it comes to 360 coz my pc aint strong enough. i do liek the 360 uprising commanders challange though. i got to do the missions to unlock the american first bombers/the big american cannon/natasha there a fuckign pain. just got reapers :p any tips fo thoose missions?

[SpartanKratos001]

@sirwinsalot Look up a pixel's skirt? nty

[sirwinsalot]

@SpartanKratos001 aah 2 years ago this was. i now have a kick ass gaming rig oh how times change :P

[Zerolagg]

3 missions.... bleh! -_-

[Wargod2]

three missions only ? O.O

[Zerolagg]

Yessir, but Yuriko's compaign is basically an "intro", so yea, its only 3 missions.

[Wargod2]

have ya noticed yuriko sounds like YURI i mean YURI KO lol

[ArmAholic]

Gongratufuckinglations detective!

[Peoerson]

Yuriko in Japanese means Daughter of Yuri. Ko means daughter

[Zerolagg]

Yuri died... they had to fill that empty space lol!

[hakantheman]

my favorite mission in RA 2 WAS WHEN U HUNTING AFTER YURI ON THE MOON HAH THAST SOO COOL!!! WANT MORE OF THOSE

[ScreaminEagle17]

R.I.P

Red Alert Series!

[ViralReviewer]

it's not really an ending. its more of a cliff hanger of sorts to tell you that there will have to be a continuation.

[Anonymous247n]

Nonsense, Yuri is dead and red alert 2 is a thing of the past. A great game but this one outclasses it by far.

[TheBlindPowerslave]

since EA got its claws on it the game became real shit

[lpl94]

lol is yuriko is saya from blood xd!!!!

[newsweekrocks]

She can always come to me if she feels lost :)

[Orca8472]

As long as he didn't wear her skirt, I'd be OK.

[Psquit]

yuri would be proud

[AQHackAQ]

That one just sucked... EA is ruining Red Alert!

[dragonstormx]

This the worst ending EA's come up with yet, and that's saying a lot.

[Cabal777]

I totally agree. EA has no respect for any of the Westwood fans.

In fact, RA3 is the cheesiest C&C ever. I don't even want to download this stupid expansion set :(

[opalen903]

I agree. C&C3 was a lot better. I hope they only continues on the Tiberium games and possibly a generals. RA3 sucked.

[GabeShadow666]

Unfortunately, I was let down by C&C 3. I've been waiting for a bigger and more epic game, but instead, Tiberium Wars devolved into "Sci fi War on Terror meets War of the Worlds/Independence Day."

[GabeShadow666]

Shit, that really sucks.

[RyunSharp]

I was at least hoping Yuri would come out and say "Yuriko I am your father!"

But Nooooooo. EA really took a huge shit on the Red Alert story!

[RainStarzx33]

@RyunSharp haha True..True...LOLed my slef

[np96vh]

@RyunSharp you watch too much StarWar :|