How to Make Bukkake Udon ぶっかけうどんの作り方 (Japanese Cold Udon Noodles)

[pugghead]

you forgot to add the cream of sum yung gi !

[XxjceeT6xX]

You guys are gross -_-

[MrBelsTube]

Fiwst you cook da dog, then you make a bukkake! HAI!

[PsykoSkittlez]

Geez people, it's a COOKING video. Get your heads out of the gutter -_-

[TheCha1999]

WHAT DA HELL with the title! Just care how the taste, dude!

[kezunetwitch]

It's so much easier to get a hold of the ingredients since I live on Okinawa but I highly recommend trying this recipe to anyone who stumbles on it. Try the asian market in your city if you have one!

[machewbaccas]

I like how this is the worst rated cooking with dog video.

[SheJanel]

Okay, who else clicked this vid solely because of the title?

[gotamibudou]

THAT DOG IS FUCKING DELICIOUS :>

[ThePuppetMuffin]

@gotamibudou I know right?! Isn't he cute! 8'D

[xBecka88x]

people have such dirty minds.. >.>

[burnett159]

Hehehe "bukkake" noodles. Hehehe

[crazycool1128]

i searched bukkake

[brownboy252]

k-ken tanaka is that you!!??

[Pixiemel2]

@brownboy252 O_________O i never thought of that until i saw your comment! you migha actually be....RIGHT!!!! O.O

[brownboy252]

@Pixiemel2 I KNOW RIGHT!!!??? i've watched almost every one of these videos, and almost every one of ken tanaka's videos too, but i never noticed that till i recently came back after a long time to check this one out again, omg what a trip lol

[DjAznInVAZN]

182,000 views came from people who were just horny.

[kyzill]

hey this wasnt what i googled for!

[Jta0358]

Lol BUkkake

[plomari206]

A Japanese hardly uses a word of "bukkake".

[Cupcom5]

that looks very easy. im going to try it!

[mrmommy111]

240p, we meet again.

[yamuyel]

Yey, the dog got to eat! :D

[jamilandretorres]

DERICIOUS!

[dewial]

Yummy

[alostpast]

looks like 36 people hate food

[JoyeuseXI]

@alostpast More like 36 were expecting jizz.

[alostpast]

@JoyeuseXI so true

[pjk159]

... i think i'll just eat instant udon.

ladycookingluck has an instant udon review

[Roekkr]

That bukkake made me jizz my pants.

[stevencortez444]

That looks so good.

[the128bit]

Engrish FTW

[thejack544]

please cookingwithdog show your chef how much we like her !!! cuz shes so awesome and professional and she keeps her japanese family traditions ... SHES THE BEST CHEF IVE EVER SEEN. i would really like to see her make a video of herself talking about herself shes rlly inspirational for some reason 0_o i cnt stop watching these vids.........PRAISE THE CHEF!!!

[xKaoKaox]

brain out of the gutter, f-ing perverts.

I'm making this tomorrow :D minus the egg!

[GazeRock123]

It means to pour you damn perverts. >_>

[thbs35]

Cooking With Dog with special guest: Emo Simon!

[rsdasrick]

hermorphadites



[Nekomimichan123]

When are you going to make curry?

[tea4al]

@Nekomimichan123 she already made curry. she made Katsu Curry. look for it in their channel

[timeburner04]

I typed "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahaha" and this was the first suggestion o.o

[LMTR14]

bukkake, lol

[warhulk2]

The dog walks into the microwave.

[Op3rationMongoose]

bukkake with dog

[kennydrizzle1]

this is what i need after a hot summer day....

[maxyeap]

i love that dog

[MahBoi22]

I was really expecting something completely different.

[MilaChan10]

She is so cute, i love this video ♥

I really love this channel <3

[Afraid0fGhosts]

Um bukkake um ok....

[darthodtallah]

loll i got here by searching hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha somehow

[ilmara1606]

But I don't understand:does she cook the dog or not?

[etonks]

@ilmara1606 NO!! LOL!! :D The dog is the narrator! His name is Francis!

Their page banner says "Cooking With Dog ~ It's not what you think!"

[supakiwibaby]

.. that's such beautiful presentation for the food! we definitely eat with our eyes first :-)

[supakiwibaby]

that's a good method for microwaving egg! i shall try that next time in a pinch :-)

[acero308]

No seriously, a dog in front of the stove is not to hygienic, no mater how well trained.

[etonks]

@acero308 Dogs are cleaner than many humans profess to be. I am sure Francis is a clean doggy.

[acero308]

when we fry the dog?

[AvvRham]

that dog is either depressed or well-trained.

[VtheHAPPYLURKER]

@AvvRham Francis is probably just patiently waiting for a snack. He's just chilling while his cook makes the food. 

[Anthony883]

Bukkake means group sex.. chill noob perverts..

[etonks]

@Anthony883 No, that is not what it mean goofy. Who's the Noob here?

It is a sauce that you make for this dish...that being said....the sexual version of the word is when a man puts his "sauce" on a woman's face or body and It is a "sauce", euphemistically speaking.

You know, like the Chinese food joke...Cream of sum yung gai? (It works better when you say the words out loud)

[dalferr]

You are great! Both the cook and the voice. Ah! OK... the dog is cute!

[NinjaPl33z]

lol my dad came up behind me and asked why im watching a video about 8 guys cu-you know imma stop there.

[ForceOfWizardry]

I love bukkake!!

[qwerty123456789089]

cool ginger grating bowl!!!!!!

[barrin666]

Is that dog... TALKING??????????????? Meh. All dogs in Japan talk. And have giant robots.

[city832girl]

Um, was I the only one who searched 'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaahahah????' LMFAO.

[KibbIeis1337]

Now I am hungry.

[eduardo141414]

Dogs like o.0.... [ah hell not again]

[xxDarkAwpxx]

Ok.... I haven't yet watch the video and I saw a dog and the word bukkake.... I'm not even gonna ask what's in the bowl.

[AlmondsAlmonguera]

So basically, Bukkake means, " to splash" or "splash on".

The sexual connotation came from the Japanese colloquial slangs. Therefore it is not really a legitimate sexual term in the Japanese language.

Alles klar?

[toooooooooooooooool]

@AlmondsAlmonguera "Bukkake" in Japanese could be compared to "doink" in the English language.

[azimangoez]

clean up after having bukkake!

[hohumtadee]

what will happen if frances dies(not that i want her/him to)? what're they gonna do? cooking with cat? =.=

[jusuo]

@hohumtadee yay spin off!

[teapotmadness]

I've noticed that most of her recipes call for sugar at some point ^-^ sweet.

[MissReige]

@teapotmadness A lot of Japanese recipes do. It makes a good counter against things like soy sauce and black pepper. :D

[lohengrinne]

bukkake

piezury



[mzrealm]

I'm surprised the dog didn't go crazy and just eat everything...

[sulhaq]

I searched youtube with a dirty mind, and left with something good to eat. Thank you kind sir.

[EMusyk]

@sulhaq PAHAHAHAHAHA legend ^_^

[karolbeatbox]

@sulhaq lol :D

I didn't notice the title. Cooking with dog is a good show.

But now i see hahaha :D

[badmedusa]

BUKKAKE xD

[Piddyx]

When do you cook the dog?

[DryeLint]

He says if you're in the West you should always cook your eggs all the way through. I don't know what NG means.

I should mention that you don't -have- to if you get non-factory-farm eggs.

[jingerjingerjinger]

欧米では生卵NGだから必ず加熱してるねー。

[hanzimaster]

@jingerjingerjinger eigo kudasai.

[chrisdeli7158]

man always love the dog

[Roekkr]

I thought he was going to cook the dog...

[songwriter4artists]

This video is not adequately made, there should have been a list of the ingredients. And I cant even understand what the dog is saying. I hate Asian accents. Well, I'll look for a more thorough instructional video.

[bubblerei]

bukkake x)

why so serious everyone ;o

[bumflufasshole]

g'luk in da kitchn

<3

[ABCMATTISSOMMER]

I LIKE BUKAKKE

[swampmonsta1]

stupid immature comments. this dish looks great, i cant wait to cook it with 5 of my friends and chuck it over some girls face.

[Turkisshh2]

reminds of all those eggs that went boom when I put them into microwave ]:->

[Turkisshh2]

"...to prevent the egg from exploding..."

lol, what a way to say it

[xZubzer0x]

I'll pour my broth over your noodles any day.

[KoolJayJ]

In communist China, Dog cooks you

[opi335]

Shut the hell up bukkake in this video is related to food, imature kids

[RiccardoBroschi]

omg people here are such pervs. i learned a new word that i probably didn't need to know.

[missmariam89]

@RiccardoBroschi I know! me too! :S

[ironchopsticks]

isnt bukkake when girls put a lot of lotion on their face?

[stevennorm33]

bukake?did i get it right?i watched some german videos,germans doing bukake very well

[Etimos]

@stevennorm33 I find your lack of faith disturbing. *Force-strangles with teh internetz*

[jamesrbobdobbs]

Who needs Bukkake jokes? I laughed myself silly at 0:12 and turned off the video.

[MrJapWannabe]

AHAHAAHAH BUKKAKE <3

[MrJapWannabe]

@UltimaXG2 im not a nigger

let me splash some of my semen on you ;)

[kitsune2222]

This looks delicious

[BooyaaPwned]

@kitsune2222 It is!

[401281]

this show practically makes fun of it self. i mean really bukkake, cooking with dog its too easy

[opi335]

@401281 its realated to food dumbass

[401281]

@opi335 No shit, learn to recognize a joke.

[Blooberry95]

80% of the people commenting here are immature perverts. But the food still looks yummy :D!

[AnarchistGoth]

I think I now know why they called "it" bukkake. *awesome smiley*

In all seriousness, looks delicious O:

[Bladestoper]

YUMMY

[dillpickleboocutie]

i love how bad this is for you lol

[dccmnmn]

箸が苦手な人は、うどんを短めに切っておくといいでしょう。

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If you are not good at handling chopsticks, you may cut udon short.

[lauropalermo]

who the hell wants to cook with a dog at the side of us lol =.=

[WadEpsilon]

元々「bukkake」に性的な意味なんて関係無かったのに・・­・

ＡＶ業者とＪポルノファンは馬鹿

[LizaLaChatte]

lol i'm a perv, i went straight to this video first... hehe

[IrusVirus]

the Eye is so cool! =D thx ^^

[StarleePie47]

ummm what so funny about bukkake?

[3lpulp0]

I know how to make bukkake! ROFL

[bowiegirl13]

I'm an English student in year 4 of Japanese, and I was talking to my sensei and several Japanese students, and none of them ever used the word bukkake for sexual meaning.

Please grow up, people.

And I've made this recipe multiple times, it is really good. (:

[azimangoez]

@bowiegirl13

so i guess you like bukkake huh?

[KinguNoKin]

@bowiegirl13 Please get a sense of humor.

[globalchaos1984]

@bowiegirl13 So it doesn't require any special sauce?

[greeneyedgeek]

bukkake omg hahahaha

[ereiou]

the dog nearly caught fire at some point

[Vinifera7]

Holy exploding eggs this looks good!

[devil1angel423]

Bakkae= also another meaning is sort of pronouce the same, took me a sec to get it and it means, STUPID *How I know this? Anime.* LOL but m sure it's the other meaning lol

[TheGranule]

Be sure to pierce the egg yolks like she does or they will explode.

[watsakorn]

What is so funny?

[MyassWins]

Hurdurf

It means sauce

[MyassWins]

Only if its an udon sauce and you learn how to type.

[MyassWins]

Dude .. you do know you're making sexual jokes towards another dude, right.

[yellowfellow]

does that bother you? hmmm?

and i never said it was a sexual joke, your just taking my sauce out of context

[Naniko1020]

@yellowfellow you are a disgusting and rude bastard.

[yellowfellow]

@Naniko1020 i guess you dont like to drink bukkake

[rockolutheran]

lol bukkake there is another meaning to it look it up ppl *giggle

[FullmetalDude1324]

Hehehe!! XD

[ringofcum]

Bukkake means something like "soaked"...

[CMiller1334]

@ringofcum Lol something like your name, eh? haha

[demoniclordwizard]

Yeah , the asians make a lot of good films with that title.

[iRoxors]

...Soaked with what ;D

[frechieguy]

@ringofcum kinda fits if you know what i mean! XD rofl

[MiClLC]

I dunno how I feel about microwaved egg lol, but it still looks good ^_^

[Apsaraqu33n]

i try microwaved eggs it tasted different from fry them i think it health not to fry them..lol

[zAitaria]

desu bukkake sauce

[tristanpwned]

@nekftw, ahhah

[sijotakane]

今度はShishunkiっていう日本語を世界に広めたいですね­

[nekftw]

*to prevent the egg from exploding* LOL

[jschemmer]

francis ate!!!!! so unusual of him.

[wonderbung]

The word bukkake is used in Japanese cooking to describe a type of dish where the broth is poured on top of noodles.

Some education to go along with all the prepubescent comments.

[oOMuzicBoxOo]

I'm sure everyone knows that they don't mean Bukkake as any hentai obsessed pervert would think, but it's still funny either way. A sense of humor is always a lovely thing to have.

[sasuke5088]

@wonderbung uhh... the sex-related comments wouldn't be prepubescent. 11 year olds don't know what "bukkake" is.

[wonderbung]

@sasuke5088 Unfortunately, you're wrong about that. Kids know way more than you realize. Do you think they don't watch porn on the internet? My niece is in school with a pregnant twelve year old! Anyway, the use of prepubescent in the sentence is analogous to childish and ignorant. I'm glad you know what the word means though.

[UltimaXG2]

@wonderbung It literally means "splash" o:

[Darthsikk]

@wonderbung You can play "the grown up" if you want but c'mon, you know deep down inside this is hilariously named.

[Etimos]

@wonderbung I'm gonna be honest with you. As fond as I am of Cooking With Dog (I've made a few of these recipes), I really only clicked on this link because of the word Bukkake. I wanted to find out what it means, and from your description, that does explain how it got its sexual connotations.

[Hoshimaru57]

@wonderbung If you came from where I came from you'd think it meant something else too.

I came from the song.

[DaFawky]

@wonderbung ruiner

[CosmicEggplant]

When I saw the title of this vid, I very nearly spit out a mouthful of chocolate milk on the screen.

But it does look delicious :)

[SkitztSpork]

You mean the Bukkake jokes were actually "cool" once?

The great thing about these...she actually eats what she makes!