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  • Dude, you suck. I live in Seattle, and the New Jersey! bit is funny! You don't know funny. Look in a mirror. Funny and scary at once

  • your video sucks, it beyond sucks. Learn how to video tape yourself without obviously reading your lines that you had to have written, and still screwed up, because obviously you can't read. Stop trying to be Jon Miller Miller is not funny, he is a very immature closet gay that likes to suck dicks both young/old like urs. So quit speaking about a topic trying to flow into another, you have no flow, and, from that, you have not had sex in years if not ever. fuck u and urself, suck ur own dick

  • who the fuck is this moron?

  • "ripe comedic tomatoe, waiting to be picked"

    you are such a fucking dork

  • What the hell...

  • is it just me or is the title tremendously misleading?

  • who'as this horses ass?

  • This guy was intrigued by Beck's "buffoonish" behavior, but was offended by the Pattison bit? What about Pattison's buffonish behavior. Ohhhhh...right...the blindness thing... Man! If Hitler, Stalin, and Mao were only blind then they would be remembered as benevolent, beyond-reproach guys! Here's a joke: what is blind, governor of New York and sucks? Pattison! Oh...it's called humor, you can look into it, but if you don't get it, it can't be learned :(

  •  what is this guy talkin about he sounds like a lib

    one of many Obamas bitch

  • MAN THIS GUY HAS REALLY BAD TEETH. HE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME SAYING NOTHING. HE OUGHT TO CONSULT A TAILOR REGARDING HIS ILL FITTING COLAR. WHAT WOULD HE DO WITHOUT A TELEPROMPTER.

  • @electricslipper He has bad teeth because he didn't put toothpaste on the cock in his mouth.

  • What a douche!

  • the average european would consider this guy an asshole but i think he's what you us-americans call conservatives. i'm so afraid of the fact that you guys have so much military power and some of the most powerful people in your society believe in creationism and that your founding fathers didn't want the separation of church and state. they have to believe because both ideas are bullshit. my 12 year old brother knows more about american history than most neo-conservatives.

  • Dickhead!!!!!

  • People like this dork are what ruins YouTube. You trick people into watching your stupid videos by using SNL

  • holy shit...no one cares what you think! let me decide what i think is funny, when we type in SNL its not to see you. asshole

  • Why the fuck are you soo bitter? Do you ever have anything good to say??? All you do is bitch and whine..If you are wondering why you have so many thumbs down, it's because you sound like the biggest prick in the world. You suck

  • Wow this guy's lame - Ridiculously so

  • You kind of look like a fatter Dennis Miller.

  • i'm from florida and i find that making fun of new jersey is AWESOME! i've been there, and it sucks HARD!

  • I wanted to see the actual clip, not this stupid commentary. FAIL!

  • I'd like to see the guy who does glenn on celebrity jeopardy, lol. Have Sean connery harass him, lol.

  • Im outside of the New York region and i find this hilarious!!!! dont speak for the public just say you didnt find it funny

    because i loved it and im not saying everyone loved it

    cause i speak for me and dont make generalizations

  • Nerd!

  • this is stupid who is this guy

  • Hello, I am a fat fuck with an ugly grey streaked mustache who enjoys stealing people's intended views for snl videos, love me!

  • This isn't Glenn Beck

  • What a wacko

  • No body cares about what you think about SNL eposdoes we want to see the actual video dumbass.

  • I agree....blind jokes are just so not funny, let alone original....miss the SNL of the 70s...when i was just born:)

  • wow, this guy is a douche bag. Why was I watching this crap again? My bad.

  • Ha! Good one.

    My Glenn Beck Satire: youtube  /watch?v=1l850hT3DR8

  • He is an idiot!!!

  • When Obama rised from the dead, we will all know he's the antiChrist.

  • RyJ, You're right. Glad to see someone put healthcare & education in perspective. Without assuming that America has nothing te learn from others, or that Europe = the far left :P

    I mean seriously Hunter69D, what the hell are you talking about? You are just pro or anti some -isms. And obviously a pro-lifer.

  • the reason is those europeans who immigrated to usa was religous freaks who no one in europa wanted here telling us what to do in the name of god ,man wrote the bible not god

  • Who is this idiot????

  • A society WITHOUT any form of socialism is a society of barbarians. Survival of the fittest, like in your inner city ghetto's. America can learn from the social structure/facilities of Western Europe, which HAS social security worth mentioning.

    The way Obama is being portrayed (as a socialist or even communist) is rediculous to the people over here in Europe, and says more about the voters than the guy voted prez :)

  • We have a lot of stupid people over here. The more the merrier.

  • @britethorn

    I firmly believe that except for some extremists on the left and a bigger fairly small but powerful right wing lobby,

    americans are very reasonable and open for structural change.

    But if I follow the American media, all I see is fingerpointing, lame ass oneliners and a conservative bias. Instead of airing a debate with actual argumentation.

    Ofcourse I am referring to Oreilly and Beck, FOX & friends, but I'm sure there are just as many on the democrat side.

  • Obama is a progressive, so is hilary, and we all know about progressives. I really don't want america to go the way of europe.

  • why is the "way of Europe" so scary? I'm quite curious...

  • @20nothing

    ROFLMAO America look to Europe for how to govern it self !!!  That's like telling the guy at the front of a marathon he should take advice on how to win the race from the guy at the back of the pack with a wooden leg.

  • @20nothing apparently you know nothing of American history. America was founded on the rejection of European government. To suggest we should look to you to see how we should be is quite absurd. For America to move to be come more like Europe would be not a step but a leap back. That is why Obama trying to do exactly that to our country insures he will be a 1 term president if he even lasts that long. He is already ripe for impeachment several times over.

  • @Hunter69D

    Real quite news flash hunter: Europe has completely renovated their government methods. They mostly have built upon what we have done, and sometimes improved upon it.

    There really arent many monarchies left.. except for Saudi Arabia, which the Bush family seems to loooove. Speaking of ripe for impeachment....

  • Yeah they went from monarchy to statism. EPIC FAIL! Our founding fathers did not reject Monarchy they rejected tyranny and statism. Europe values the collective right over the individual right. Until they change this practice they will never improve on anything governing wise American. Every thing wrong with America is either caused or made worse by embarrassing European style progressive/socialist/statist/­communist thinking instead of American thinking.

  • @Hunter69D

    American politics allow corporations to give large sums of money to politicians in exchange for their vote in Washington. In Europe, caring for the collective means the individual gets MORE rights. If the wealth is spread around, everyone can participate--while still maintaining a difference in pay (for higher educated jobs) and a lot of room for the private sector (Capitalism). Americans have NO understanding of what socialism is. Your problems are due to your lack of education.

  • RJY-1.Corporations are limited as to how much money they can give a candidate in the US. 2. Certainly you are not going to tell me this does not happen in Europe. 3. Originally senators were appointed by state legislature representing the collective state interests not the corporations that buy them. If they voted against that states desire they could be recalled instantly. As I said most US short comings are due to current gov trying to be more like Europe and disregarding the constitution.

  • RJY-1 "In Europe, caring for the collective means the individual gets MORE rights"

    --WRONG by giving the COLLECTIVE rights you steal freedom of self determination from the individual.

    -"If the wealth is spread around, everyone can participate"-

    WRONG.Everyone is FORCED to participate this robs them of their freedom of choice. Spreading the wealth is theft by government. Where wealth redistribution happens in the US is where we stray from the constitution.

  • RYJ "Americans have NO understanding of what socialism is."

    WRONG many Americans understand socialism very well. Those are the ones dead set against it. The ones for socialism are the ones who do NOT understand it. They have been indoctrinated by our SOCIALIST public schools instead of educated. Man's natural state is of freedom. Socialism crushes that freedom in the name of the state.

  • RYJ-"Your problems are due to your lack of education." CORRECT our problem is the pro socialists have been indoctrinated not educated. They are taught social studies instead of history. they are unaware of the eventual outcome of socialism which is tyranny, enslavement, and death. Historic examples are Lenin, Stalin, Mao,Pole pot,and Hitler. They enslaved their populace in the name of the state and killed well over 100 million of their own unarmed citizens.

    RJY you have been served :)

  • As I said before Europe is a steep back not forward. Any thing they may have better stats on is due to us straying from the constitution and trying to be more like the EPIC FAILURES across the pond.

  • @Hunter69D

    If their failure is so "epic" why arent the people of Europe still trying to immigrate here in hoardes like they did a while back?

    Personally, I think it would be quite lovely if we didnt have to pay money out the ass for decent education.

    And read up on communism my friend - I dont think it works either, but its good to know what one is talking about.

  • Just the fact alone that Europeans in the multi millions have migrated to America but the reverse has never happened says volumes. The added fact that they were doing this when we were NOT trying to imulate them says even more. For the record they still migrate here more than us there by far just not in the hoards they used to . ------------------------------­------ So you would rather who pay for your school? The government? Where do you think they get their money? From me, the tax payer.

  • As to communism I have read the works of Marx, Lennin, Stalin, Pole pot, and Mao, as well as studied the history around it. what part of communism are you implying I don't get?

    Perhaps the part where Europe has failed epically at its attempts to successfully govern with it? Not to say Asia did any better.

  • @20nothing yea we should be looking over to Europe for guidance because they're just doing wonderful right now....

  • @ What are you talking about dumbass? Our inner city ghettos are COMPLETELY socialist. Most are on welfare or living off the government in some form or fashion. And in that sense, they are slaves to it, and getting quite fat off it too. Demand will ALWAYS exceed supply in cases of transfer payments and publicly available funds… always! Then you run out of money.

    Economics… try it, it doesn't bite.

  • @20nothing we all know how far the republicans would survive in a nation of 'survival of the fittest' lmfao. not very long

  • @20nothing and if businesses started up in ghettos, there wouldnt be ghettos. Capitalism is the only system that can sustain itself.

  • @20nothing Well Put! A social program is necessary for a society! it almost seems like those words go hand in hand!

  • Bill Clinton lied under oath, surely the president of the united states would of had a good enough lawyer to tell him to plead the 5th. Don't be a fan of socialism and support what our country was founded on.

  • Any liberal lampooning is not funny but do it to Palin or Beck is hilarious. And sorry but NJ is funny no matter where you are from.

  • snl has gone down the tubes with all the political skits, I don't watch anymore.

  • SNL is witty satire..if you don't like it, don't watch it...or better yet, make something that 20 million americans see fit to watch every weekend.....

  • I don't know who this guy is BUT..SNL is funny and entertaining...he is NOT.

  • britethorn...you are so one sided it is pathetic. Listen to your own words...I hope you see yourself for what you are.

  • this guy is annoying

  • I like mad tv.

  • does this mean tina fey can still see russia from her house?

  • Woow!! Anyone Can Use The Internet!!

  • Dude this guy sucks so bad! Dude can you stop making videos about SNL and just let me find the SNL video. You suck so bad!

  • @RiotChamp hahaha i agree

  • kunluv is a kid wanting attention!

  • i'm outside the new york limits and think the patterson skit and the new jersey comments are hilarious. snl is there to make fun of people. get over it

  • i don't appreciate your sexism.

  • If you don't appreciate sexism, then do you appreciate the sexist remarks which Palin had to endure from the lamestream media?

  • I accually thought the SNL skits on Obama were Hallerious. And hit the nail on the head when it came to Obama and his politics.

  • @MrThinkforward the "I have done nothing skit" was funny; I miss the election, Tina Fey was great with Palin.

  • What a D-Bag this guy is. He thinks he's the only one in the US who watches the news. You don't have to be from NY or NJ to get humor about either. Dennis Miller sucks, this guy sucks even more for trying to steal his lame schtick.

  • I read newspapers and magazines, too! And grown-ups don't call other people names just because they disagree with them about the content of TV shows.

  • @britethorn

    They do when you don an air of superiority as if no one else is as informed as you—and "grown up" gets bent if people don't agree back.

    You posted a pompous video insulting all who watch it, assuming most don't understand, of all things—SNL, as if you are so much above them because you "get the jokes."

    What did you expect? Did you post this thinking people would shower you with accolades at how your intellect is SOOO superior to theirs?

    One word: "Therapy"

  • Its kind of hard to do a review or analyze something without coming off as superior. But hey, I think we can both find common ground in agreeing that Dennis Miller sucks (and I wasn't trying to steal his shtick.)

  • @britethorn

    You list some of the cast of SNL as people you've worked with, and you create a channel in part devoted to critiquing those same people. I can't imagine that critics are looked upon fondly by performers.

    You are a self proclaimed critic—who can't take criticism.

    Come on, man—you've got to see the irony there.

  • I welcome criticism of my films, but that doesn't mean I always agree with the critic. The only thing I don't put up with is name calling or personal attacks (I yank those comments and block the poster.)

  • @britethorn makes sense. Let in reasonable criticsm instead of just letting people cuss. If you going to cuss, have a good reason, right.

  • sorry, it is just so sad

  • Yawn !

  • nice ratings!

  • I get it - you're a Dennis Miller Wannabe amatuer . Youre delivery won't get you a ligit opinion-maker-comedian job, so enjoy the unpaid gig you have here there are a few watching you. I'm guessing you're actually a History Teacher in a public school?

  • Wrong on all counts, but thanks for watching and commenting! I appreciate your civility.

  • I guaranty you, Glenn Beck is a fake, he's not 1% of what he says, his job is to get viewers, he doesn't give a shit about gay marriage, health care, obama, etc... He's in for the money and I have a very, very, very good source that confirms it.

  • can he be .01% of what he says?

  • @theliberalparis And your evidence is ?????????

  • I know someone close to him, trust me, he admits openly in front of his colleagues, he said in front of people : "I don't give a shit about free health care, I have the best one in America !"

  • so arrogant, what a pompous ass, but what else do you expect

  • Please give Glenn Beck more publicity SNL! Everyone in the world should know his name and his fight against corrupt government.

  • r u kidding me.. glenn beck is a sad excuse for a human being.. and a huge joke

  • agreed

  • fud dis dude.

  • That representation of Glenn Beck on SNL was stooooopid. It wasn't funny. The whole skit was lame...

  • @DyShez i agree because glenn actually has poltical weight and anyone who doesnt think so is stupid, he got the green jobs czar fired pretty much and acron fucked up, watch the one thing nov3 -nov6, he shows some fucked up shit on Obama's friends. if he wasnt telling the truth they wouldnt give any attention but the white house is shitting bricks because he showing their weak point, obama hates freedom and loves socialism it is pretty fucking obvious

  • @ Revoltbydesign86...... glenn actually has poltical weight oh hahahahahahaha ..lmao hahahaha omg tells us another one oh hahahaha

  • Want a little wine with that cheese you fool?

  • I don't know who you're poking fun at but the saying goes...

    "would you like a little cheese with that "Whine?" Get it?

    Stings a little extra when you add that "fool" at the end I'm sure.

  • Whats the Dill Pickle? It's all about the context. You whine just like this guy. Now get a life!

  • "Up until recently, we had free speech in this country. "...so, uh, you didn't notice a serious attack on freedom of speech under Bush? Funny. A lot of other people did.

  • i clicked on the video to watch the skit and to my dismay, had to listen some guy named John Kramer drone on for 3 minutes and 31 seconds....

  • yeah i agree wtf, mono toned ppl r so annoying

  • Read what I wrote to yer buddy "throwboulders", cause I was talk'n to you too.

  • I agree Kramer comes off a bit dry, weird and boring but if you listened to "what" he said it does make sense...why they would keep making fun of the blind governor when Sarah Palin was auctioning herself off on Ebay is pretty fucked up. Kadafi's tent and Glenn Beck ARE both funnier too...

    Kramer makes a pretty great point.

  • Oh, sure! It was perfectly okay to display Bush as a bumbling idiot, but the moment they tease an incompetent democrat, all of a sudden, SNL is tasteless, stupid, and should apologize. I'm surprised you didn't call them racist too. And people from around the country know of the slapstick between NY and NJ. Just like how I know Northern Californians think the southern ones are stuck up, obnoxious, and materialistic. Your commentaries have 0 objectivity. must have learned from perez hilton?

  • REALLY? REALLY?

    you couldn't possibly be more wrong if you tried! SNL is back to being the most unfunny comedy show on television again mostly due to their relentless support of all things liberal. The opening skit lampooning Obama's complete failure to accomplish anything at all in his first year as POTUS was the first chuckle that show has gotten out of me in two years.

    I watch it for the musical guests now when they have somebody good on like Duffy, Bjork, or Ashlee Simspon

  • It's just the liberal agenda for them to make you think they are on your side so they can brainwash you into giving up your guns and your god. liberal jew nbc media socialist, communist, satan worshipers.

  • aim in

    see you next sunday, thank you for guidance in church

    It is comedy dude, it is not that serious... (and hell yah on gelen beck, from Fucked NEWS

  • no one gives a shit about the new jersey region...shut it...it doesn't revolve around u bitch...lighten up you pussy

  • Glenn Beck must die..

    Join the "Save America from the right wing psychopath" project.

  • Hmmmm - "Glenn Beck must die". You know, why is it when liberals have NOTHING to say they attack personally. It is unfortunate there are so many things going on in the Obama administration for Beck to report on. It is unfortunate Obama did not tell the truth about what he really meant when he said he wanted to "fundamentally change American". No matter what your political views are, it is not appropriate to wish for someone to die. Up until recently, we had free speech in this country.

  • I'm exercising my free speech rights and I repeat, Messiah GLENN BECK MUST DIE.

  • Well, too bad for you Angelo - he too is exercising his free speech and he has MILLIONS of viewers. Each show Glenn Beck exposes more and more of our corrupt White House. Today, he exposed Anita Dunn stating her political hero was Chairman Mao. Thank God Glenn Beck continues to expose Obama for the communist he is and there is NOTHING you can do about it.

  • I hope your messiah Glenn Beck will expose how the health insurance companies giving the kick backs to the Republicans too. Ooops hang on.. no why would the Republican spokesman the messiah Glenn Beck would do that..

  • angelo908638, you have just as many Democrats taking kickbacks. There would be no problem passing Obama's healthcare plan if half of them weren't on the take as well. He has people in his own party fighting him. You show me a politician that's not getting a kickback from someone and I'll kiss your ass and give you a week to draw a croud.

  • GLENN BECK is great and the fact he is getting to you make me so happy!lol

  • Seriously anybody who likes Glenn Beck automatically qualifies for government assistance for the mentally challenged. Seriously, sign up today and take all the help you can get.

  • The funny thing is Glenn is right and you know it!

  • glenn can suck a big one. haha hes so fucking retarded.

  • No, everyone knows that Glenn Beck is exploiting paranoia to make a profit. Well, maybe you actually think he believes the shit he says. It's so fucking conservatively liberal that no one can believe it.

  • So you think Obama care about you?HA HA He is helping his wall street and SCIU buds so wake up DUMB ASS!!!

  • glenn beck is a carnival barker

  • @misterdix if he is so wrong why doesnt the white house challenge him publicly? why give him attention at all?

  • True that. Why won't the White House respond at all? He has millions of viewers/listeners on a daily basis. If his claims are so wrong/weak why doesn't the Obama administration address them?

  • the beck sketch was great because that is exactly how the left wing media portrays him and they finally are touching on obama and his bs.

    yes they use the same jokes, because we still have the same jokes in office.

  • you have loads of good points, dont mind the angry people, with a show that has such a reputation its good to keep it on its toes.

  • Wow! Tough crowd. . .

  • I agree, SNL just rehashes old jokes that aren't even all that humorous. But I have a very simple solution: I don't watch it. And if you don't like it, you don't have to watch it either.

  • BUT as bad as the first show was, the second show was that good! i would have hated to have missed it. You don't throw the baby out with the bath water, as the saying goes.

  • i am so sorry that your panties got bunched up from my mistake. you're an idiot. hope you can sleep well now that i corrected my grammar.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • snl is funny, and your an idiot.

  • god ur a stupid liberal who only likes when snl when they make fun of christains conservative your a bigot

  • Yeah, it has nothing to do with the fact that making fun of blind people is tasteless and glenn beck is a jackass. It's because he's an evil liberal that he has these opinions. You're so full of it.

  • Did u just call glenn beck a liberal? *Head explodes*

  • cease, you should have asked, i carry extra duct tape just for occasions like this

  • No, I called the guy in the video liberal, kind of satirically. The other guy was saying his opinions are based on that fact. I said that making fun of the blind was tasteless and glenn beck is a jackass, and saying so doesn't automatically make you liberal. It's just saying the truth.

  • Why is it that liberals think their opinions are fact.For an issue to be true it must be based on proven facts not an emotional opinion or wishlist.you say it's true that beck is a jackass,which is just your opinion,and for that matter noone can be proven to be a jackass unless accepted factual evidence proves them so.Example;if it's accepted as fact that molesting children makes someone a jackass,then before they are truly a jackass you must prove they molest kids.All else is just opinion

  • Why is it that all conservatives think that calling someone who happens to be a conservative a jackass for obvious reasons is an attack on conservatism itself. I think glenn beck is a complete jackass, not because of his views, but because he acts like an over the top ass, using circular logic and playing off people's fears and prejudices to make a flaccid argument stand. If I were a conservative, I wouldn't want this man to represent my views.

  • Well that's because you're not a conservative. Duh.

  • WTF!!!!

  • SNL IS FUNNY.

    DONT HATE

    APPRECIATE.

  • 2 stars. Can I vote negative 100 stars?

  • Playing around with Negative Stars could disrupt the time space continuum!!

  • Ugh.

  • 2 Stars, huh? ... that's what I thought when I saw this too.

    I gave it 1 star, I wish there were negative stars.

  • Legalize the Constitution!

    Your gonna miss it!

  • Yeah this guy is just being a horrible stuck up conservative asshole. He should take that stick out of his ass.

  • i live in canada and i found the NJ jokes funny

  • I loved the NJ jokes and I have never lived in New York.

  • damn... so much material they have to choose from, and they keep using material no one else outside the tristate area understands.

  • I'm from SC and I thought it was hilarious

  • Who is this guy? He's boring.

  • Why are NYers grumpy every morning? They know that the 'light at the end of the tunnel ' is Jeresy.

  • I think I've said this before, but I enjoy all the NJ jokes and I'm not even living in the US. I'd say bring it on.

  • SNL is aweful these days their cast and writers need pink slips

  • gay

  • Holy Crap I've seen less in depth commentaries on Nova about out damned planet! This guy has too much time. He sould be filling out a resume` and sending it to someone who can pay him to do this. Oh wait ... there's no market for it.

  • the something blue was my balls after watching megan

  • Boo!

  • Last saturdays SNL sucked donkey balls. Megan Fox just made it worse.

  • Your mom likes my donkey balls on her chin. And my donkey dick in her mouth

  • In third place with negative fifty thousands dollars, oh brother, Sean Connery!