Can I hire you to come to my house and teach my parents how to raise me? Because you seem to be the only adult with common sense in how to bring up a child.
Whoa mine was soo weird lmao! Gina needs...To STFU about miscarriages Gina looks like..manga on flickr Gina says...String Wars reminds me of the Bourbaki phenomenon in math. Though, so far, the endings are quite different Gina wants.. to get changed on a diaper table in the womans bathroom and people wonder if she is a guy Gina does..return false. Gina hates..me Gina asks..a lash question Gina likes..cookies Gina eats..a rat Gina wears..skinny jeans Gina loves...kitties
mines weird as hell Maddie needs...her own life Maddie looks like...she is wearing a retard helmet Maddie says...this is the Japanese one Maddie wants...to play too Maddie does...a trick Maddie hates...me Maddie asks...him why he didn't eat at the farm Maddie likes...to be touched in public Maddie eats...ribs Maddie wears...her bib Maddie was arrested for...multiple murders Maddie loves...eating
Lol cool! At least you have a really unique name. I got Jessica... thats the 1st, and 2nd most popular girls name from like 1990 - 1999. It sucks, everywhere I go theres at least 2 Jessicas. Haha.
justine, shikamaru is a naruto character. from, you know, the manga/ anime? he's really smart and likes clouds and has a bad attitude. sorta like you! :P
ha ha ha one of mine it was "mo wants amanda hug n kiss" and below it it said amanda wants a hug n kiss. and people used to call me amanda hug n kiss when i was in high school cus of my last name... weird. another one that came up was a link to an anti amanda petition its kinda funny actually.
LMBO!!! Mine says, "Amanda wears the ampquotgirlish frock of yellowed voile with a blue silk sashampquot that she wore on the day she met her husband"
suck my cock
Chukwillard 1 month ago
I totally agree, salt and Vinegar potato chips are disgusting! D: You wouldn't drink a glass of vinegar with salt in it, what a stupid flavour.
antivenompene 1 month ago
As Soon As I Heard Shikamaru, I Fell Out Of My Chair XDD
TheBVBization 3 months ago 2
I can't do this name thing, cus my name's Storm :(
Justine's name is so much more beautiful than mine <3
MissStormiCrystal 4 months ago
AHAHAHAHH.
"justine loves....
shikamaru.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
oh man, i'm dead.
iloveflorencewelch 5 months ago
you look gorgeous in this video.
mahtexas 5 months ago
local job resource -- careerstarts.info --
elisalynch284 7 months ago
I don't need to get over NOTHIN'. <3
kayrawrrable 7 months ago
what is the point of this video
murphyhurtme 8 months ago
I love your makeup Justine!!!
1313hahaha 8 months ago
Justine looks gorgeous in this video :) <3
Squishy876 8 months ago
LOLOL shikamaru. hahah silly fangirls
GotPh0 9 months ago
"And I've seen some pretty stupid things..like GEESE!" Lol..I couldn't agree more ;)
jessface777 10 months ago
LOLOL Shikamaru xD
midoriXryuu 11 months ago
My name is Justin.... but I don't shoplift.
magnumpi74 11 months ago
OMG I AGREE SO MUCH I HATE SALT AND VINIGAR BUT I LOVE CHEESE AND ONION ;)
GloballyYours 1 year ago
@GloballyYours Me too! I like Quavers as well, but that's cheese...
lindseyGALWARRIOR 1 year ago
a Justine usually doens't give a crap about what anybody thinks of her.
TheNightcloudHATER 1 year ago
Justine You do know someone who is called Jack, he is ur best friend......................Jack Daniels
iTzMrChris 1 year ago
Hahaha so cute! "Yea, that's what I wanna do... make you smile. UMPHH!"
namasayaDiana 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
do you really hate art :(
Dedeurklink 1 year ago
Can I hire you to come to my house and teach my parents how to raise me? Because you seem to be the only adult with common sense in how to bring up a child.
RoarEmma 1 year ago 3
that part about Jack was the best. and then shikamaru. XD
LadyNani8 1 year ago
you look abnormally sexy in this video O_O
eeedel 1 year ago
LOLOLOL geese !
SuzSeptember 1 year ago
YOU FUCKING MAKE ME LAUGH AT 2:41 IN THE MORNING.
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKk.
i love you.
dim2dark 1 year ago
"Skye Needs a Circumcision"
That is the last fucking time I decide to be playful...
kaijurajinx 1 year ago
google is saying that im misspelling my name-sara.
screw you google just becaus emy parents didnt want an unimportant h at the end of my name
somedaysara 1 year ago
Is that... Glee in the background? Or am I just being an asshat...or both?
badazzledvaginas 1 year ago
"molly likes to hump chickens"
HOW DID THEY KNOW????
kharabgulab 1 year ago
@kharabgulab
XD
kaijurajinx 1 year ago
......this first one is my favorite. "Justine needs....to get over herself..." "Nooo...I DONT NEED TO GET OVER NOTHIN'!!!! LMAO!
FeliciaNicole86 1 year ago
i've seen a lot of stupid things. like geese.
you're right, those birds are friggin possessed.
animalsROCKhard28 1 year ago
Justine loves Shikamaru WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? XD
WeaknessToAbuse 1 year ago 2
LOL 1:54
trinnysue 1 year ago
The only one that showed up for me was "-my name- says".
Woot.
Kleux 1 year ago
I've found myself saying "yeah" like you do. I feel like I've made serious self-improvement.
punkkitten63 1 year ago
I LOVE you. you make me laugh so much!
4scotto 1 year ago
TWENTY THREE YEARS SINCE THE WORLD BECAME THAT MUCH BETTER
nightdhade 1 year ago
justine loves.....
Shikamaru.
WHAT HTE HELL IS THAT?
LovingKeikoKubota 1 year ago
LOL
itsangelicahaha 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i wish i knew you in person
MrNGoff 1 year ago
Haha, you're hilarious, and cute to boot :) I like you. :subscribe:
JanderVK 1 year ago
nothing came up, did i have to press enter, or did some suggestion have to come up ? haha fail :|
aliseeahgo 1 year ago
I just Googled, Heather has - all of the related searches were, has two mommies.
thinislove92 1 year ago
Haha. This was for the Lulz. ;D
SYLVIAandMEAGAN 1 year ago
omg!!! THE SHIKAMARU PART WAS HILARIOUS!!!!! XD he is this amazing anime character that im in love with from an anime called Naruto.
0RedTree0 1 year ago
"i know plenty of those" lolll
kehya 1 year ago
"I've seen some pretty stupid things...like geese."
rabbidrabbitpwns 1 year ago
Yeah apparently i want my cock real hard? Dunno when or how that happened.
Cassalexi 1 year ago
Oh this was amazing.
I can't even do this, because no one has the FRIGGING NAME ASHLEN.
AshlenTheGreat 1 year ago
I just got asked one question: Timothy loves...JPMETZ. <3
tmehtyrannosaurus 1 year ago
lol, we have the same name
and i HATE FACEBOOK
its retarded crap
Empress1010 1 year ago
actually ur makeup is good haha lol :D
mosti13 1 year ago
jpmetzz 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
ii bet she gets cum in her bum
jamesdk09 2 years ago
You love to make us smile! :)
rtbk449 2 years ago 2
yeah i did this too
Monique wants...more money
Monique new movie
Monique precious
Monique.....well this doesn't really work with my name as effectively because there's alot of stars with my name sooo......yeah.......
rouenwolf 2 years ago
"like geese"
ha ha!!! I am still laughing
Aw, I love salt and potato chips.
MlygithBetulirth 2 years ago
BWHAHAHAHHA I laughed through this whole video XDD
singingxwhoaa 2 years ago
this video: ftw
you just got friggin subbafied
Ayomide345 2 years ago
Ahaha. Love it.
bummercucumber 2 years ago
we need to be friends. and that is not sarcasm
lysssssssss 2 years ago
Justine loves.. Shikamaru.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.
DullSoda 2 years ago 12
werid that they would add naruto into this unless his name means something so yeah idk
sillybijoux 2 years ago
Your make up looks amazing in this video.
whitestripesiluv 2 years ago 2
oh my god.. i hate salt and vinegar chips, bby pickles .. AND SPICY FOOD. we belong together
sareuhdee 2 years ago
"it's a nice-ass word" :DDDD
SelinaJustine 2 years ago 49
Face book is pointless, and stoopid.
coramonster 2 years ago 3
No its not!
DancetotheMusicxxx 2 years ago
who peepeed on ur cheerio's this mornin
foreverlsu9 2 years ago
lol
i hate facebook 2
shosho0550 2 years ago
my name wasnt there for any of them
beautybymarissa 2 years ago
shikamaru XD lol he is from a show called naruto XD
pureemily94 2 years ago 2
You're very pretty
but you look especially lovely in this video
<3
batgirl2890 2 years ago 10
xxRainbowEyesxx 2 years ago 2
.......... I did it and my name is not even on there....stupid google
KandMSayied 2 years ago
Lol, whats your name?
CHAOTICLOVE212 2 years ago
Mehruba....LOL ....yes its a foreign name!
KandMSayied 2 years ago
Lol cool! At least you have a really unique name. I got Jessica... thats the 1st, and 2nd most popular girls name from like 1990 - 1999. It sucks, everywhere I go theres at least 2 Jessicas. Haha.
CHAOTICLOVE212 2 years ago
Every single one of mine have to do with Brittany Spaniels. Yay, I'm a flippin' dog.
Brittyinsane 2 years ago
LMAOOO!!! so funny!!
looovee09 2 years ago
Comment removed
yummycandies385 2 years ago
LMAO
i dnt thnk ive laughed that hardin my life.
i love youu
btistheshiznt 2 years ago
hahaha shikamaru.
apple988 2 years ago
LMAOO the last question was hilarious!!!
funshine808 2 years ago
lmao!
U look like kat von d's sister.
Daniloveselmo 2 years ago 3
hahhaha I needed a good laugh. :D
enj0ythesiIence 2 years ago
"Kitt looks like a block of iron" o_O
neurocidoll 2 years ago
LOL
Shikamaru is from Naruto.
PekanChan 2 years ago
I love this video
Never fails to make me laugh =)
neurocidoll 3 years ago
hahahahahahahah! Jack?!!! hahahahaha
amerettasour82 3 years ago
haha like geese..
inapotamus 3 years ago
hahah oh boy
bowsandheartsx 3 years ago
I laughed so hard watching this :')!! youre great
Shezzums 3 years ago 2
NJ! <3
PineappleFruitCup 3 years ago
Lol hillarious! I think you forgot "____ does " though.. o.o maybe I'm wrong.
RandomRaincloud 3 years ago 4
LOL! The bit about Shikamaru is the best ever. Ohmygawd, I died. He's from an Anime called Naruto. XDD
kierakaru 3 years ago 71
hahahahahaha! I had no idea! but that's funny!
jpmetz 3 years ago 28
@jpmetz I LOVE YOU
will you marry me?
GloballyYours 1 year ago
@kierakaru Lol I watch that show and when she said "Justine loves Shikamaru" I lol'd so hard
Kabutopuppy 1 year ago
@kierakaru I thought it was a mushroom o_o LOL
makeupbycamie 1 year ago
@kierakaru naruto fan? tom boy right here girl who loves anime.
PuppyDogGalore 8 months ago
you're hilarious.
gra3lauren 3 years ago
lol baby pickels lol
pinknlilly 3 years ago
omg ur so funny:D:D so diffrnt from others:))
yokkumm 3 years ago
i hate facebook too
mepluspb44 3 years ago
This was the best 3 minutes of my day!!!!
BTW: What's the song playing in the video?
Lucystarpr 3 years ago 9
the theif- backslide :)
jpmetz 3 years ago
i like the way you say "yeah"
jkp2102 3 years ago 19
yeah???!!!
jpmetz 3 years ago 15
I think I'll do this, lol!
QuintonTV 3 years ago
LMAO you made me laugh so hard XD
justine, shikamaru is a naruto character. from, you know, the manga/ anime? he's really smart and likes clouds and has a bad attitude. sorta like you! :P
:) ps. love your vids!
bubblewrapmonkey 3 years ago
hahahaha that sounds kind of awesome actually
jpmetz 3 years ago
Haha, I love ur friggin' videos =p
KISSandMACup 3 years ago
OMG: GiGi says....she's in love again with a Chinese Foreigner. WTF? LOL
sooumyea 3 years ago
You're FRIGGIN HI-LAIR-REE-US ( I think that's my new fav word)
sooumyea 3 years ago
your eyeshadow is sooo pretty..... the hell?
jennafizzy123 3 years ago
haha i love you I hate the world attitude! hahaha u craxk me up justine. i wanna hate the world with you! LOL
rissrose2 3 years ago
yeahhh hate it! its dumb!
jpmetz 3 years ago
oh and haha..i typed alice likes(and this came up)..jasper wallpapers..thats my dogs name!!!
christleball 3 years ago
lmao!!! wallpapers!
jpmetz 3 years ago
mine has got to be the lamest!!
alice wants...to have oral sex
alice looks..like a creepy old lady
alice hates..rugs when they are rolled up
alice eats..some cake and gets bigger
alice was arrested for adoption fraud again..
i mean wtf is wrong with the name alice lmao!!
christleball 3 years ago 2
hahahahah the adoption fraud was really funny!
jpmetz 3 years ago
MARRY ME!!!!
stxguy 3 years ago
nah
jpmetz 3 years ago
your friggin awesome lol
chryseee 3 years ago
"doing this is making me suicidal"
"...I've seen some pretty stupid things; likes geese"
Sorry you wasted your timeeee....
haha, no I'm not. This was way too entertaining.
You think I'm friggin cool as frig? awe :D you enjoy me ^_^
loserluigi 3 years ago 2
pft. kinda.
jpmetz 3 years ago
bbwwaaaahahaha! ...you crack me up :D
domtolman 3 years ago
i 'need' a smack daddy.
is that like a booty call with role playing??
happysushikittyparty 3 years ago
lol.. well uhh.. at least.. you had good background music?
Ro
ThisIsRoTV 3 years ago
ha ha ha one of mine it was "mo wants amanda hug n kiss" and below it it said amanda wants a hug n kiss. and people used to call me amanda hug n kiss when i was in high school cus of my last name... weird. another one that came up was a link to an anti amanda petition its kinda funny actually.
nedmanders 3 years ago
haha. i agree with the salt and vinegar chips. ew. you got cut off in the end. how sad. lol
girlyx1989 3 years ago
LOL
cherryjewel 3 years ago
bahaha...well your 3 min waste of your life...was 3 min of laughter in mine! haha
MarcsQueenie09 3 years ago
like a young erik estrada
bmartinez0 3 years ago
i think soundlyawake is soooooooooooooo sexy.
bmartinez0 3 years ago
You are the most hiliarious person on youtube..... you make me laff OUTLOUD....
lennonfan77 3 years ago
Mine says: AUSTIN LIKES TO WEAR CUCUMBERS FOR SHOES
WTF?!?!?!!
sugartits12 3 years ago 3
LMAO YES
soundlyawake 3 years ago
cucumbers!!! thats a soothing ass thing to put on my damn feet after a long ass day of work! thanks for the tip!
jpmetz 3 years ago
LMBO!!! Mine says, "Amanda wears the ampquotgirlish frock of yellowed voile with a blue silk sashampquot that she wore on the day she met her husband"
cherryjewel 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is freaking amazing, cherryjewel. I love it
sugartits12 3 years ago
i hate face book too!!!!!!!!
bigchocolate181 3 years ago
you get more marriage proposals than i do :(
soundlyawake 3 years ago
yeah well you're ugly
jpmetz 3 years ago
oh :(
soundlyawake 3 years ago
LMAO! Thats it man! I think Im falling in love with you!!! Marry me Justine!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Yeah ~)
michelle82478 3 years ago
pft. okay.
jpmetz 3 years ago
Oh shit girl, I don't know what pft means, but you said okay. She said OKAY everybody!!
I'll contact you with the details.
LoL >)
michelle82478 3 years ago
This is the first video of yours that I've seen... awesome. :D
jensation123 3 years ago
well good! more to friggin come!
jpmetz 3 years ago
You don't like IT, it has 2 of your least favorite things in it, 'I' and 'T'
sayanythingbrooke 3 years ago
hahahaha that's true, I and T are among my 500 least favorite things
jpmetz 3 years ago
BAHAHHAHAA!!
LiTTLEMiSSMAE24 3 years ago
ur friggin awesome hehehehe..........Love it.....U ROCK
ILoveMakeUp484 3 years ago