True Shit (part 1/2)

[andrezlatin]

If they could record the narrator, then WHY THEY JUST COULDN'T RECORD THE MUSIC THE SAME F***ING WAY?!?!

[MouseyWithPower]

....why is it that john wayne with a stroke sounds like electricalbeast?

[NerdyMations]

OH MY SIDES

[CowmanII]

There is literally nothing on this game on the developer's website or anything related to them. Fergus McNeill has completely disowned and tried his best to erase this game from history.

[POOPTURTLE]

This tutorial makes no--

[DrWario234]

It's like the makers of the Zelda CDI games tried to make a game about the wild west...

And failed miserably.

[juliantracks]

Better than Red Dead Redemption!

[Presidentjh]

I have no idea what I'm watching, but it humors me.

[Blackstardragon393]

I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath XD it hurts AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[ResettisReplicas]

9:41 Would that be the Whore with No Name?

[rand21althor]

And MonotoneTim finally played this on his stream tonight.

[SilverGummiShark]

LOL WTF. xD

[umk23]

Bartender: Eh you missed, pal!

[LunarEclipse135]

Fuck Skyrim, this is the game of 2012.

[2LARGEGAYBUTTS]

This is the worst LP I've randomly flipped through. Your voice is annoying as shit and you have nothing interesting to say. Get good nub.

[zeonwaber]

@2LARGEGAYBUTTS um.. so dont watch? and your user name just says how much of an IQ you really have... nice job there cristen bale.

[2LARGEGAYBUTTS]

@zeonwaber suck me

[RockinPSI]

It seems my deoderant has just failed.

[Christhefireshark]

The animation reminds me of the Zelda CD-i games.

[TheSlickAndroid]

am i the only one laughing hysterically at the vids title?

[sawdust1912]

Welcome to AAAAAPALOOSA!

[MacraStraba]

@sawdust1912 You just need to put a pony comment, didn't you? lol

[sawdust1912]

@MacraStraba Oh shit, I didn't expect it to get to the top. Yeah, I feel kinda bad now because I feel like people will think I'm trying to force pony references into everything

[superjchamma]

@MacraStraba How was that a pony comment? Was that supposed to be a reference?

CAN I GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT PONIES APPEARING?

[puffleperson]

@superjchamma no

[superjchamma]

@puffleperson ...fuck

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

@sawdust1912

Brohoof.

[sawdust1912]

@EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4  /)

[FinalGamerJames]

@sawdust1912 Oh you motherfucker you made me snort and hurt my face XD

[sawdust1912]

@FinalGamerJames Um...you're welcome?

[Icerama108]

@sawdust1912 What?

[sawdust1912]

@Icerama108 If you don't get it then I won't care to explain because it'll probably just start another flame war or something

[Icerama108]

@sawdust1912 Oh, ponies?

[sawdust1912]

@Icerama108 Yup

[coltonsin64]

@sawdust1912 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPALOO­SA!

[AlexLong1000]

@sawdust1912 Braeburn!

[Duodecillian]

12:50 "Where the fuck is my lozenge"

[Cheetah1251]

Welp, I guess Mad Dog McCree gets a run for it's money.

[Dasyati]

This LP had me giggling uncontrollably at 1 am last night, so I want to thank you for waking my neighbours.

[theframe100]

This is the truest shit I've ever seen.

[SuperdarkIuigi4ever]

06:47 is that ElectricalBeast?

[DarkTree1]

Christ.

[lokiful11]

wtf is this a dos games or a fucking windows 95 windows game just wtf

[UltraPic]

@lokiful11

Amiga cdtv.

[rudie92]

"give me THE HELL out of that drink"

"fine asshole here you go"

mountain dew: do the dew

[stevensonbak]

Is that supposed to be Jerry Seinfeld?

[hunnybun423]

9:13 - LEVEL UP.

[pellypates]

1:34 why is the toilet paper outside the outhouse

[wako1576]

This needs to be reviewed by the angry video game nerd

[yuh66h]

Better than red dead redemption

[BlowfishShorts]

I really enjoyed watching this vi-

[Andreazor]

The voice talking sounds like TotalBiscuit. A 'lot' like him.

[JeonardShadby505]

1:34

The jakes is occupied. Will be for some time.

[SatanFang]

What kind of crap is this?

[littleNorwegians]

Isn't the saloon's layout similar to that of the saloon in Armadillo in RDR?

[zpezza]

The true magic hear is stealing the horse while not being outside..

[ScreenName64]

Damn Read Dead looks like shit on Wii.

[SpengbabTheBlighted]

MY SPEAKERS ARE BROKEN AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[DarkArtistKaiser]

I think they gave up around the store part, cause all the other places have only like two options.

[TheDyingEarth]

when is the HD remake coming out for this

[BlargGargle]

What is this I don't even

[SesakaGenX]

5:54 somebody .gif Durpy Abe, please!

[caqtv]

I think 8:30 is possibly the best QTE I've ever seen

[thewonderfulwick]

This reminds me of the gameshow "Catchphrase"

[WMan37]

5:47 Snake? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!

[jet4212006]

the bartender sadly is the best voice actor

[BlueBolt70]

I lost it at "The Town With No Sense".

[SakoresDark]

2:36 i thought of the sunshine of israpony :')

[Baximus]

This is the best Retsupurae ever.

[AlexusPius]

Whew, funny.

The commentary's a little uneven, butit has some hilarious parts in it

[TheStickKid]

Is the game really called True Shit?

Because this looks so hilariously bad.

[Mezchano]

@TheStickKid Its a stab at True Grit a 2011 movie... A Cowboy movie, get the connection?

[Suzaku000]

@TheStickKid

No. Nothing is hilarious about this. It's like watching a heroin addiction.

[TheStickKid]

@Suzaku000 Then you must be a sad person. Seriously, the fact the voice acting, graphics, gameplay, audio, plot and pretty much that "ending" in the train just makes this completely horrible yet very funny. I mean come on, didn't you laugh at the "ending" on the train, the horrible tutorial and the retarded Abraham Lincoln?

[RabidWaffles]

@TheStickKid he is broken we must destroy him.

[TheStickKid]

@RabidWaffles You can't destroy me, i'm invisible.

[cacaroG]

11:48

Holy Christ! xD

[silenceofthehills]

The town does have a name, its called Ooo aooh eeh! Ooo aooh eeh...

[proberush]

I plan on watching Part 2 after smoking this bowl.

[RabidWaffles]

I've seen a lot of bad games, but the fact that this game actually exists in this reality is genuinely giving me an existential crisis. How can complex organic life exist in a universe where this also does? It is a mystery.

[T0gekiss]

@RabidWaffles

If you want to question reality further, look up Phoenix Games here on Youtube

[RabidWaffles]

@T0gekiss See, though, Phoenix Games is just no-effort shovel crap. This...thing, whatever it is, is its own thing. It was not shoveled from some pile of knockoff manure, but crafted from special shit.

[T0gekiss]

@RabidWaffles

I guess we can agree on the fact while different, they're both shit. The thing that bothers me the most though, is that someone out there had the misfortune of buying these. It almost borders on scary.

[ccricers]

Shame that you didn't mention the amazing particle effects in this game like in 5:31

[neongecko06]

4:56 I'm pretty sure it was something about sheboys and his b***h spider.

[Purin1023]

I think I heard Diabeetus' insulin pump at 7:55

[Firebrand101]

8:45 "Eeeey you missed pal!"

[optimusprime209]

Uh.... The legend of Zelda is not a si fi.

[ROBLOXCLOT]

Special offer! Baked bean

[mightymole2]

Wow, this takes the biscuit, must be one of the shittest games I've ever seen. And fucking hilarious

[videogamenostalgia]

Was this game designed by Mike Dawson?

[SQUIZZLER24]

@videogamenostalgia Actually, it was Rita. Probably why she ended up a headless corpse dumped in a park.

[jsh020]

@videogamenostalgia no man mike dawson could not make a game this good

[DragoonBoom]

@videogamenostalgia I don't know. Maybe if you were paying attention to the INCREDIBLY LONG AND BORING CREDITS SEQUENCE AT THE START OF THE GAME, then you would know.

But really, Mike Dawson can't possibly be that bad at game design. Unless you're talking about the character Mike Dawson in Darkseed 2, then definitely.

[EpicFailGirl]

11:00 "Man's got ammunition." (I think)

[wizeoaldowl]

Wait wait wait... 12:07 Is that the Blue Danube Waltz? The freaking BLUE DANUBE!? They actually thought that was clever?

[Brynjarbjorn]

I keep coming back to this video. Comedy gold! :D

[RainbowCash010]

BACK IN TOWN

[SirCarnageTheBrave]

o he gave the hell out of that drink

[1337BigBadWolf]

This game on Cry Engine 3.

All of my money.jpg

[Revolieu]

Holy hell, this game is funny as fu

[SQUIZZLER24]

Is the guy at 11:47 Lester from Out of this World?

[Edmaster24]

Apparently Fergus McNeil has a blog. Somehow. He also is a nut for Lord of The Rings Online. You guys probably should hit him up on twitter and give him shit for this game.

[GmodCaboose56]

5:56 made me laugh so hard

[shotamilkk]

who thought this was okay

[unusualcook]

Some men make roller coaster games in assembly

Other men like to watch the world burn

[evillttlimp]

This might be the funniest god damn thing...

[somedamnfangirl]

"Where Now?"

The sanitarium, please.

[Behemoth1150]

I love this vid an - it's great so I - it a 10/10

[lolluisissexy]

Better than MW3

[OriganalPie]

@lolluisissexy So much yes.

[GmodCaboose56]

@lolluisissexy Better than Big Rigs xD

[InsanePickle007]

@lolluisissexy thou art faggot

[Tristansplunge]

@InsanePickle007 butthurt much?

[InsanePickle007]

@Tristansplunge thou art also faggot.

[Tristansplunge]

@InsanePickle007 Bawwwwww

[InsanePickle007]

@Tristansplunge Thou art Fagonidas.

[a1b2m13]

@InsanePickle007 I am Faggotor, The Overfaggot. Kneel before my faggotry

[InsanePickle007]

@a1b2m13 My... My Lord.....*kneels*

[Zknight7126]

This was made in MS Paint and Blender when he was trying to figure out how to use the programs.

[Darwinialives4eva]

the rights with no life

[steveharley0345]

whore, did YOU kill Rita?

[uiruu]

I love you Retsup-

[LilBrovig]

Red Dead Retardation?

[CeleryMan3]

20 people aren't logged into the MoFunZone

[xcountryguy0]

Back in Town was stolen from Win, Lose, or Draw.

[mrb1untman]

It's not just any Jester...

it's THEEEEE JESSSTERRR

[mthatguy1111]

The secret to making this game good is

[KKoserYaks]

I think Retard Abraham Lincoln killed Rita...

[TheToast7]

This town might be kinda lumpy BUT it sure beats hitting myself in the face with a lucerne hammer!

[grottypissedstained]

"WELCOME TO BRAIN DEAD CITY."

[JackIsASexyMf]

Excuse me retarded abe Lincon xD

[Fuzy2K]

10:30 -- He's having sex with a gremlin!

[PickpocketSan]

"I wouldn't approve, you understand."

*Proceeds to stare at room with creepy smile*

[SNKennedy100]

Man-with-no-name, did you kill Rita?

[ThatOneMinecrafter0]

@SNKennedy100 HEY, WOAH!!! It would cost a lot of money to make THAT animation. This town doesn't have that kind of money. Or a name.

[ThatOneMinecrafter0]

If I had a nickel for every pixel in this video, I'd have a nickel

[NocturneofSerenity]

@ThatOneMinecrafter0 Ohoho, don't spend all of that in one place. I hear the saloon doesn't charge money, you just have to play find the whore...I mean queen.

[ThatOneMinecrafter0]

@NocturneofSerenity Thank you mommy, I'll go find my "queen" *winks*

[Starfox64nintendo]

11:25 - The laughing sounds that I made were not even human.

[VysetheTard]

The music indicates that the act of grabbing that sliding drink at the bar shook the heavens and deposed a hundred mortal tyrants.

You'd think the whore would've given you hero sex for an entire month after that, bath or no bath.

[daStig177]

this game beats red dead redemption HANDS DOWN

[CrazyKirlia]

This rongpray is truly perfect. If you do not like this video of Western madness, you are stupid. Yes, I know. That's insulting, but it's also the truth! If you're a true retsupurae fan, you will not hesitate in the slightest bit to favorite this remarkable piece of horrific video game history.

(takes train into space)

[glmathgrant]

@CrazyKirlia Breast cancer, did you kill Rita?

[AGSMAentretainment]

So, I've been reading information about the newest TF2 update, the Manniversary Update and Sale, and I saw a hat for the Soldier named: "The Hat with no Name". I have one question. Did you wer involved in this update? lol.

[Lasty91000]

R. Wright, here's the quane.

[Nintendoga]

I nominate Retard Abraham Lincoln for 2012 President.

[faolan1313]

he didnt even say candlejack, what is this shi

[SirTotallyAwesome]

Where can I find Delta Four Interactive, and do any of you youtubers have a flamethrower I can borrow?

[TeamZAM]

Mmmmmmhmmmmm



[BohepansTheThird]

Y'see, I've been through the desert to a Town With No Name...

[shockraid1]

The Poor, the Lame and the Stupid

[TheMightyP00tis]

the main character sounds like top cat just had a stroke

[Fuzy2K]

It looks like a 3D Atari 2600 game. "Very" advanced.

[scatzilla99]

I kinda like the Not Good, Bad, and the Ugly theme. Could just be me having terrible tastes again though.

[TheToast7]

@gilgamesh255 Wow, you're right! What an unrealistic game!

[gilgamesh255]

@TheToast7

I...I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not! DAMN YOU, INTERNET! DAMN YOU AND YOUR GLORIOUS, WONDERFUL, PORN!

[TheToast7]

@gilgamesh255 I was wisecrackin. This is an unrealistic game, but I was joking about how it seems kinda obvious.

[tabbyaboutroots]

ok ill be honest i actually kind of like the music in this game, except for the saloon music.

[ilikethecoke]

9:28 (sliding across the floor) Wheeee!

[ilikethecoke]

lmao Retard Abraham Lincoln

[electrojacks]

Gosh... I really hope this isn't legitimate.

[Tinlion09]

The town does have a name, it's just that the audio cuts out before anyone can say

[TheStrongBadMan]

You know, there's an interesting bit of trivia about this game. Back in

[TonyBranston]

@TheStrongBadMan town

[BrianRingeisen]

I'd love to leave a comment but I can't seem to actually ty--

[paranoidude]

IT SEEMS MAH DEODORANT HAS FAILED.

[streeterville773]

Game art and music by mario paint. Made in MMF.