@darthtemplar01 I don't think it is that Americans have a problem with it, I think it is just because speaking French in North America is so unheard of that some find it strange or unusual. I'm a proud American, and frankly I don't give a damn what language they speak.
(continued): And maybe you should show some respect from Americans before you demand it from them. As you said: "North America is the youngest civilization in the world, have some respect please!" Why should we Americans show you respect when you and you people have repeatedly stomped on the American way of life and culture. Respect is earned, not inherited, not given, not purchased. And thus far, I have met several Europeans who have gained my respect, but not a single Frenchmen.
(continued): So yes, your history was way off. Perhaps next time you should think before you speak so you do not look like an uneducated fool of simply a pompous Frenchman. By the way @Allanlegarthnielsen, how can you lecture Americans about them being stupid and in your words "dumbasses" and "dickhead Americans" when you write using little accurate historical facts and pure ignorance? And apparently you think you can only be considered an intellegent person if you speak French.
(continued): The Americans again joined late into the war in WW2 after supplying the Allied forces for almost three full years of war. And again, with little help from anybody on the Eastern Front, the Americans pushed the Germans back into Germany with help from the Soviet Union on the Western Front. Thus saving France AGAIN. So when you look at it; what has France done for America to repay this debt, besides spiting upon Americans in the streets of Paris.
(continued): In WW1 the Americans joined the British and French in their war with Germany later in the war. However, although America was not directly fighting in the war at first, they were the main weapons suppliers of the British and French armies, being indirectly involved in the war. Then, when the Americans put boots on the ground in France, they pushed the Germans back into Germany with little help from anyone else. The same story goes for WW2.
(continued): which included the New World. So the French were not the nice people that they think they are; the actions of people like Napoleaon and Maximilien Robespierre prove this. Also, many on this site seem to be forgeting that not only did the American Army kick the Germans out of France in WW2; but also in WW1. So if your looking at it in terms of repayment of debt then he actions of America in WW1 did exactly that. The events of WW2 are another story.
To all the French and Europeans watching this video: your history is way off. The French did not help America in the Revolution because they were our friends or out of the good of their hearts, they did it for themselves. They wanted to be on good terms with America so that they had a strong foothold in the New World and because it would help weaken their enemy; the British. This is what we call politics children. Then when Napolean seized power his goal was obviously ro conquer the world, whi
@Jvsparkle French saved us in the Revolution, otherwise the King would still be having his way with us. So consider the events of WW2 as repayment of a debt.
The way nationalistic Americans dangle the WW2 shit over the French is childish and silly. Triumph knows how to do it the correctly: as a joke.
@Allanlegarthnielsen Dude...SHUT UP. No body wants to hear your pro france comments. You shouldnt call Americans "unsimilated, ununiformed, and uneducated" when you come from a country where women have underarm hair. Also, those "fuck ups below the Alps" are have more culture and class that you could ever hope of having. And pay more attetion in history class, becasue without America you would be speaking german and wearing lederhosen.
Also a note to those who do not know, Quebecers are not French. Two different nationalities who do not like each other. Triumph is joking, but I see in the comments that many people do not know about this. It is like HowDoYouLikeMeNowMan said: "It's like comparing the US with the UK..litteraly !"
@Jvsparkle HAHAHA USAAAAAA!!!! FUCK YEAH, What would we do without them?! We would all be nazis! I don't know whats worse though, being a nazi or a dumbass, who thinks he lives in a democracy, that in reality is controlled by banks and huge corporations. Do you even know who financed Nazi Germany? Do you know why the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor? Do you know why the US entered the war? HA you sad naive little insignificant person.....
As an American that has lived in QC for over 3 years... this video is HILARIOUS! IMO, separation is no longer on the table anyway... Quebecois may give some lip-service to it but they lack the political will. They should be more concerned about the death of their culture and not just their language. Quebec has one of the lowest birth rates and highest suicide rates in the world. In 3 generations they may still speak french but Quebec culture will be gone and only the immigrants will be there.
@warriors41 Thank you, for having humility and illustrating what it really IS to be open-minded (not so much because you found the clip funny, but just the general fact you could see it was humor and not meant to be taken personally). :)
^This also goes for other non-offended Quebecers/Franco-Canadians here. It is hard to dislike a people with an ability to laugh at themselves (and no, Americans generally don't dislike Franco-Canadians, or even the French. There are simply people who enjoy humor of the cultural stereotyping variety, which often comes at the expense of America itself.).
what happpened to this dog it was one of the best things on tv now all weve got is whiney irritating 15 minute of fame faggot douchebags kids and pop music
If a video like that was done about the ROC (*Rest Of Canada) we would be turned down by our own fellows. In fact it would be turned down if we do that kind of stupid insult to anybody, not specific to the ROC (*witch we just don't have any specific interest for).
Well, this provides a good argument for promoting hatred. It will be of use.
This is Canada and Canadian values... pee poo and racist jokes
I know this is ment to be humourous and I do like triumph usually so I took it pretty well but what really insults me is some of the comments in here! You know it's a language and a culture. French canadians are not scum and assholes because they want to protect their language and culture! Anyway my comment won't change anything but I am sad to see those hatefull comments. I'm quebecoise and proud to be and I also speak english!
@SonnyDelight69 You haven't actually been there, have you? We're actually pretty cool and not snooty like some Parisians, and we DO have culture. We've been voted one of the two North American fashion cities along with NY, we had a JEAN PAUL GAULTIER exhibit, Festival International de Jazz de MTL amongst many others, many cultures, best hockey team ever, etc etc etc.. And by the way, before the english came, Ontario was owned my France, so go back to your home on whore island. What do you have?
@kameo360fan Yes I have been to Quebec. The only good thing about Quebec is that you can buy booze at the grocery store. And only fags care about fashion and shit like that. Jazz music is shit, the habs are fags too.
We have the rest of Canada.....WHERE WE SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!!
@SonnyDelight69 Excuse me bitch, you're speaking to an english-speaking Quebecer right this second. And just because you don't like jazz and fashion doesn't mean it's shit.
@SonnyDelight69 Ha you wouldn't even know english if you went to England, where the language was invented. And is actually a cross between the Scandinavian languages (DENMARK!) and FRENCH! English is one of the youngest languages in the world, north America is the youngest civilization in the world, have some respect please!
No culture? What about Félix Leclerc, Gilles Vigneault, Émile Nelligan, André Mathieu, Yvon Deschamps, Claude Meunier, Marc Favreau, and many more. Those are all excellent artists from Quebec that help us define our cultural identity. Too bad you don't speak French, you will never be able to enjoy the work those people have done.
@Bastro3000 I've never heard of any of those french fags that you just mentioned. Like I said, the closest Quebec comes to culture is poutine and that stuff tastes like shit anyway. I'm glad that I don't speak French!!!! In fact I'm trying to forget about all the French that I learned in school.
@SonnyDelight69 You are a dumbass American who thinks that you're better than anyone else. Whats wrong with knowing other languages, you might even pass by as an intelligent person if you'd remember some of the french you learned. No wonder America is getting butt-fucked by the banks, as stupid as your population is! In general I like both Americans and Canadians, especially french Canadians. But come to Europe this is where free-thinking and intelligence is a given! The Dane!
@SonnyDelight69 Well what is wrong with a part of a country having another culture? Can't we all ust accept and respect each other? DOn't get me wrong, I hate the cunts from Quebec, who wants separation and who abolish the english language, just as much. Grow the fuck up "both of you"!
Yawn. Some internet eurofag gets riled up into a mouth-foaming rant against America, only to learn the person who prompted his bitch-fit wasn't American. He acts like a boasting patriotic meathead in arguing how progressive and "free-thinking" his country is. He conveniently overlooks diversity in addressing "Americans" AND different European countries just to boost his shallow point. And his post of many words says NOTHING in the end, except again showing what tiresome bores eurofags are.
@xreddragonx Fair enough, point taken. But Americans are in general, more unstimulated, uninformed, uneducated and blindly naive and unaware of whats going on around the world. Yes we have a lot of fuckups in Europe, but most of them are below the Alps, where they are mostly catholic, and don't believe in evolution! Kind says it all.
@xreddragonx I agree with you on 90% of your argument, but you should know that 1/3 of all modern Europeans are culturally or racialy non-European. I will never critictize Americans, and most Europeans (that means more than 50%) know that American culture is ahead of European culture. The Europeans however are starting to recognize that the mixture of different cultures is a cancer to any society, far earlier than the average American would realize it.
@Bastro3000 HA you're are a self righteous pretentious french canadian! :-) But all is good, I like you guys, for sure more than that dickhead american SonnyDelight:-) Greetings from a dane who use to live in Montreal.
@SonnyDelight69 What is Canada's culture? A doughnut shop and hockey,lol. Besides, you guys are so boring that you had to steal your national identity from us. A canadian used to be a french canadian and your national anthem is a french canadian patriotic song.Canada Day_lol Unimaginative fucks.The canadian flag,lol. We had ours in 1948 unlike you, whipped denuded from an identity anglos. At least if you guys were consuming more of the british culture than the american, you wouldn't be so boring
@LINKdrkguy Historically speaking, Mexico beat the French at the battle of Puebla, but the French still took over and put Austrian Maximillian I as Emperor of Mexico.
I liked the video and thought it was funny. But still in 2011 I find it funny to see peoples comparing Québec to France...so much differences..almost the opposite..
It's like comparing the US with the UK..litteraly !
This sooo funny... Im from québec and proud of my language and cultuture. Si vous êtes pas d'accord... Bien vous pouvez tjrs manger un crisse de char de marde et non...on se rabaissera jamais pas à parler Anglais parce que j'ai pas le gout de devenir un clone Américain comme le ''rest of canada ''
One reason non-native English speakers will do better at spelling and grammar, is the overconfidence native speakers will have, preventing them from paying attention to what they actually wrote.
The poodle was cluless that she was being fucked by a fake dog. The other funny part was that the candle stick falls down, I'm suprised that nothing caught on fire.
@axadrezado That doesn't surprise me - many Europeans have a better command of English than native-speaking Americans (as evidenced by these message boards).
@dougrek in our admittedly weak defense, it's often the result of quick internet-typing. i do it all the time but it's not a mistake i make when writing in other situations.
Triumph's skewering of the Star Wars nerds is hysterical, but this was just dumb on so many levels. Amazing that so many people think it's funny. Well, given what's popular on TV these days, maybe not so amazing.
sure very funny,i've got a sense of humor, and i'm not canadian,but somehow mocking a country for its good health care,is equivalent, to a third string point guard on a high school basketball team, calling kobie bryant a scrub.
@BillKiernan that's very perceptive [a gold star on your electronic device screen,bravo] i took it as such, that it was a comedic setup,but i sort of wanted to use the moment, to drive home a serious point. it is very easy to misunderstand, when the voice, or, facial expressions are not available, i get that. sarcasm, or tongue in cheek, do not translate on cold text. i totally agree with you, regarding your point.
@brainsareus "i took it as such, that it was a comedic setup" Nope, you flat out STATED that he mocked their healthcare, you last-word whore."i get that. sarcasm, or tongue in cheek, do not translate on cold text." Maybe YOUR so-called sarcasm didn't "translate" because, uh, it wasn't there? Besides, given there were already enough uptight, oversensitive pansies taking the video too seriously, the last thing needed here was another "serious" point being made.
@tmgrnfn1 that makes us "central shit". hope you don't need a brain transplant,especially since flea brains are hard to come by,and our non-existant health system,sucks more than your putrid imagination.
its nice to know that Canadians, the nicest people in the world, still don't like the French. (to any French people reading this, lighten up, we're just joking around)
The thing with this, (I know, I know, It's old... ) is Quebec City is not at all as bad or as fucked up as people think. I live in Quebec (Not Quebec City, but just outside it), if you REALLY want to see some funny shit, send the pup to MONTREAL. Now THAT is a fucked up city.
im a comic and i did two gigs in Quebec...and it was THE worst audience ive ever had(and ive done gigs in north compton while wearing a red bandana and i felt more comfortable there) i did a joke about the french prime minister and after the show i had a 6'5ft tall french dude flick a cigarette at me then call me an ill informed american pig(which i had to ask someone what he said because it just sounded like a sink that was left on with a jar of marbles being poured into it)
@lepouceux The Quebecois don't like the English because many of us don't intimdate as easily as they'd like. It's that simple. Trust me, I live here. I deal with snot-nosed, uneducated, arrogant little french "seppies" on a daily basis. Their jealousy of us "Anglos" succeeding in a predominantly French speaking province scares the living fuck out of them. THIS, is why they don't like us.
Wow, they could have made this a lot less insulting and still made it funny. WAY too far. And worst of all, it once again highlighted the tensions between Franco- and Anglo-Canadians. It's like a Canadian being insensitive about the tensions in the American South whether in regards to racism or Unionists/Confederates. It's exhibit a of Americans not understanding Canadian history or society. THIS is part of the reason why we are so accepting and try to be as diplomatic as possible in Canada.
"It's like a Canadian being insensitive about the tensions in the American South." There has been comedy in America involving said subject, and if Canadians can pull off being as funny as Triumph on the confederates vs unionists issue, we who enjoy comedy would be all for it. Apparently yanks didn't understand how uber-sensitive this topic makes some of you, but the fact is, offensive comedy is out there and it will continue exist regardless of who it offends. You DON'T have to watch.
This really isn't a best of. It's one bit.
TheVHSarchives 4 days ago
Long live Triumph!
Darksnakemvzz 1 week ago
u hear that, is the sound of nobody giving a sh...........
LMAO
animefreak497 2 weeks ago
Listen listen, you hear that?? IT'S THE SOUND OF NOBODY GIVING A SHIT! hahhaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa
johsy 4 weeks ago
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mredmredmredmred 1 month ago
Wow ... I'm impressed...
jayman6677 1 month ago
Its the Canadian mountee, and the Canadian mounter.. lmfao.. also the love the part "your brivk is harder than Micheal Jacksons in Disneyland.. xD
iamwilson12 1 month ago
LMFAO
jbnet211 1 month ago in playlist More videos from josephhenrie
"What are we waiting for? Lets get to it" ROTFLMFAO
Bottomfedder 1 month ago
@Bottomfedder
I felt sorry for the poodle.
Hot293wildcat 1 week ago
@Hot293wildcat I know eh? Being used & abused like that ;) Bad dog! Bad Triumph (smokes cigar)
Bottomfedder 1 week ago
Quebec has the hottest chicks!
HabsCanada 1 month ago
What type of dog is that at 2:55?
XeenWoozy 1 month ago
Fuck the french, and fuck Quebec. :)
chefkid007 1 month ago 23
@chefkid007 fuck you and die in hell bitch
Franckinouinou 1 month ago
@Franckinouinou hold these brah.
chefkid007 1 month ago
@chefkid007 I live in Quebec and speak english?
WheresPoochie 1 month ago
does ur national healthcare cover personality implants?
oyvay3000 2 months ago
Fuck Quebec!, Long live a united Canada! :D
JoeKGB1945 2 months ago 17
@darthtemplar01 I don't think it is that Americans have a problem with it, I think it is just because speaking French in North America is so unheard of that some find it strange or unusual. I'm a proud American, and frankly I don't give a damn what language they speak.
puma23321 2 months ago
Why do Americans even care about what language is spoken in a Canadian province?
darthtemplar01 2 months ago
@darthtemplar01 its called a joke......
jongmagee 2 months ago
@darthtemplar01, ...ever hear of a joke? :P
Kari166 1 month ago
(continued): And maybe you should show some respect from Americans before you demand it from them. As you said: "North America is the youngest civilization in the world, have some respect please!" Why should we Americans show you respect when you and you people have repeatedly stomped on the American way of life and culture. Respect is earned, not inherited, not given, not purchased. And thus far, I have met several Europeans who have gained my respect, but not a single Frenchmen.
puma23321 2 months ago
(continued): So yes, your history was way off. Perhaps next time you should think before you speak so you do not look like an uneducated fool of simply a pompous Frenchman. By the way @Allanlegarthnielsen, how can you lecture Americans about them being stupid and in your words "dumbasses" and "dickhead Americans" when you write using little accurate historical facts and pure ignorance? And apparently you think you can only be considered an intellegent person if you speak French.
puma23321 2 months ago
(continued): The Americans again joined late into the war in WW2 after supplying the Allied forces for almost three full years of war. And again, with little help from anybody on the Eastern Front, the Americans pushed the Germans back into Germany with help from the Soviet Union on the Western Front. Thus saving France AGAIN. So when you look at it; what has France done for America to repay this debt, besides spiting upon Americans in the streets of Paris.
puma23321 2 months ago
(continued): In WW1 the Americans joined the British and French in their war with Germany later in the war. However, although America was not directly fighting in the war at first, they were the main weapons suppliers of the British and French armies, being indirectly involved in the war. Then, when the Americans put boots on the ground in France, they pushed the Germans back into Germany with little help from anyone else. The same story goes for WW2.
puma23321 2 months ago
(continued): which included the New World. So the French were not the nice people that they think they are; the actions of people like Napoleaon and Maximilien Robespierre prove this. Also, many on this site seem to be forgeting that not only did the American Army kick the Germans out of France in WW2; but also in WW1. So if your looking at it in terms of repayment of debt then he actions of America in WW1 did exactly that. The events of WW2 are another story.
puma23321 2 months ago
To all the French and Europeans watching this video: your history is way off. The French did not help America in the Revolution because they were our friends or out of the good of their hearts, they did it for themselves. They wanted to be on good terms with America so that they had a strong foothold in the New World and because it would help weaken their enemy; the British. This is what we call politics children. Then when Napolean seized power his goal was obviously ro conquer the world, whi
puma23321 2 months ago
@Jvsparkle French saved us in the Revolution, otherwise the King would still be having his way with us. So consider the events of WW2 as repayment of a debt.
The way nationalistic Americans dangle the WW2 shit over the French is childish and silly. Triumph knows how to do it the correctly: as a joke.
RealH0rr0rsh0w 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Triumph is just a 2-bit ripoff of Ed the Sock Puppet.
DaringDirk100 3 months ago
@Allanlegarthnielsen Dude...SHUT UP. No body wants to hear your pro france comments. You shouldnt call Americans "unsimilated, ununiformed, and uneducated" when you come from a country where women have underarm hair. Also, those "fuck ups below the Alps" are have more culture and class that you could ever hope of having. And pay more attetion in history class, becasue without America you would be speaking german and wearing lederhosen.
puma23321 3 months ago
Hitler did have his way with France....
20141339bs 3 months ago
Also a note to those who do not know, Quebecers are not French. Two different nationalities who do not like each other. Triumph is joking, but I see in the comments that many people do not know about this. It is like HowDoYouLikeMeNowMan said: "It's like comparing the US with the UK..litteraly !"
Araghid 3 months ago
@Jvsparkle Well it was a favor that was long overdue. Without France you all would be sipping tea and singing "God Save the Queen".
Araghid 3 months ago
i always wanted to know what was triumph eating at 3:52
robcas123 3 months ago
Wow...it's almost unfair how he's insulting people who don't even understand him....yet...ITS SO DAMN FUNNY...(for me to poop on)
bekahlotrfreak01 3 months ago
Im from quebec and I totaly agree:)
PierreOlivierStJean 3 months ago
At 2:54 face. :)
shinobbyalex 3 months ago
@Jvsparkle HAHAHA USAAAAAA!!!! FUCK YEAH, What would we do without them?! We would all be nazis! I don't know whats worse though, being a nazi or a dumbass, who thinks he lives in a democracy, that in reality is controlled by banks and huge corporations. Do you even know who financed Nazi Germany? Do you know why the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor? Do you know why the US entered the war? HA you sad naive little insignificant person.....
Allanlegarthnielsen 3 months ago
"Lets get to it shall we." ROTFLMFAO
Bottomfedder 3 months ago
did they censor the word eat?
blah64924 3 months ago
Does he transform into a cassette and goes into Soundwave's bra. No, what a lame shit load of fuck. If you going to rip off Ravage, DO IT RIGHT!
yourpalal1227 4 months ago
straight up some funny shit...
Dloc1996 4 months ago in playlist comedy
I'm from Quebec City, french is my 1rst language and this is just HILARIOUS ! If you can't take a joke... F.U. :P Triumph is the best !
davesykes1966 4 months ago
Your breath is harder than michael jackson at disney land...lmao
Winter99ize 4 months ago
i think the video was but i could not really give my it my full input because i was luffing for most of it
sant000ful 4 months ago
conan= fail
Triumph= Epicness!
shootthekitty 4 months ago
does yo national health cover personality implant? hahaha
JackPavarotti 5 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I used to think Triumph's humor was peerless and brilliant!
However, this video is flat and lame! Really NOT funny!
simplywow2009 5 months ago
@simplywow2009 Ow, swallow it and STFU
wargasm58 4 months ago
As an American that has lived in QC for over 3 years... this video is HILARIOUS! IMO, separation is no longer on the table anyway... Quebecois may give some lip-service to it but they lack the political will. They should be more concerned about the death of their culture and not just their language. Quebec has one of the lowest birth rates and highest suicide rates in the world. In 3 generations they may still speak french but Quebec culture will be gone and only the immigrants will be there.
zulfikarkhan 5 months ago
As a french canadian (from MB) this is hilarious! :) La meilleure partie est quand ils mange la tire :P
warriors41 5 months ago
@warriors41 Thank you, for having humility and illustrating what it really IS to be open-minded (not so much because you found the clip funny, but just the general fact you could see it was humor and not meant to be taken personally). :)
xreddragonx 3 months ago
^This also goes for other non-offended Quebecers/Franco-Canadians here. It is hard to dislike a people with an ability to laugh at themselves (and no, Americans generally don't dislike Franco-Canadians, or even the French. There are simply people who enjoy humor of the cultural stereotyping variety, which often comes at the expense of America itself.).
xreddragonx 3 months ago
The dog’s funny as Hell, but QC is one beautiful city. The people are peaceable & friendly, and you couldn’t find a bad meal if you tried.
St1998c180 6 months ago
what happpened to this dog it was one of the best things on tv now all weve got is whiney irritating 15 minute of fame faggot douchebags kids and pop music
junkmode 6 months ago
This is hilarious! Still love Quebec though:-)
Allanlegarthnielsen 6 months ago
"You're in North America, learn the language!" BWAHAHAHAHA
Glaceo 6 months ago
@Glaceo why dont u shut the fuck up
zzz512000000 6 months ago
Ed the sick is a unfunny cunt
MrWourmzy 6 months ago
If a video like that was done about the ROC (*Rest Of Canada) we would be turned down by our own fellows. In fact it would be turned down if we do that kind of stupid insult to anybody, not specific to the ROC (*witch we just don't have any specific interest for).
Well, this provides a good argument for promoting hatred. It will be of use.
This is Canada and Canadian values... pee poo and racist jokes
jimbob1er 6 months ago
This unfunny piece of shit copied ed the sock..
apericubes 6 months ago
I know this is ment to be humourous and I do like triumph usually so I took it pretty well but what really insults me is some of the comments in here! You know it's a language and a culture. French canadians are not scum and assholes because they want to protect their language and culture! Anyway my comment won't change anything but I am sad to see those hatefull comments. I'm quebecoise and proud to be and I also speak english!
1313hao 7 months ago
@1313hao: if you're reading this reply it's the words of somebody who doesn't give a shit.
califinn 7 months ago
@1313hao - Quebec culture? What culture?! Poutine and strip clubs?
SonnyDelight69 6 months ago
@SonnyDelight69 Well someone hasn't been doing their homework. Sorry if we're more awesome than Idaho or wherever you're from.
kameo360fan 6 months ago
@kameo360fan I'm from Toronto actually. lol
Fuck the French. Seperate if you want to! The rest of Canada doesn't want you bastards.
SonnyDelight69 6 months ago
@SonnyDelight69 You haven't actually been there, have you? We're actually pretty cool and not snooty like some Parisians, and we DO have culture. We've been voted one of the two North American fashion cities along with NY, we had a JEAN PAUL GAULTIER exhibit, Festival International de Jazz de MTL amongst many others, many cultures, best hockey team ever, etc etc etc.. And by the way, before the english came, Ontario was owned my France, so go back to your home on whore island. What do you have?
kameo360fan 6 months ago
@kameo360fan Yes I have been to Quebec. The only good thing about Quebec is that you can buy booze at the grocery store. And only fags care about fashion and shit like that. Jazz music is shit, the habs are fags too.
We have the rest of Canada.....WHERE WE SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!!
SonnyDelight69 6 months ago
@SonnyDelight69 Excuse me bitch, you're speaking to an english-speaking Quebecer right this second. And just because you don't like jazz and fashion doesn't mean it's shit.
It means that you're lowbrow.
kameo360fan 6 months ago
@SonnyDelight69 Ha you wouldn't even know english if you went to England, where the language was invented. And is actually a cross between the Scandinavian languages (DENMARK!) and FRENCH! English is one of the youngest languages in the world, north America is the youngest civilization in the world, have some respect please!
Allanlegarthnielsen 3 months ago
@Allanlegarthnielsen
I have been to England many times and I actually have a lot of family there!!!
SonnyDelight69 3 months ago
@SonnyDelight69
No culture? What about Félix Leclerc, Gilles Vigneault, Émile Nelligan, André Mathieu, Yvon Deschamps, Claude Meunier, Marc Favreau, and many more. Those are all excellent artists from Quebec that help us define our cultural identity. Too bad you don't speak French, you will never be able to enjoy the work those people have done.
Bastro3000 4 months ago
@Bastro3000 I've never heard of any of those french fags that you just mentioned. Like I said, the closest Quebec comes to culture is poutine and that stuff tastes like shit anyway. I'm glad that I don't speak French!!!! In fact I'm trying to forget about all the French that I learned in school.
SonnyDelight69 4 months ago
@SonnyDelight69 You are a dumbass American who thinks that you're better than anyone else. Whats wrong with knowing other languages, you might even pass by as an intelligent person if you'd remember some of the french you learned. No wonder America is getting butt-fucked by the banks, as stupid as your population is! In general I like both Americans and Canadians, especially french Canadians. But come to Europe this is where free-thinking and intelligence is a given! The Dane!
Allanlegarthnielsen 3 months ago
@Allanlegarthnielsen
I was born and raised in Toronto dude! And I have been to Europe in the past. I like most of it except for France.
Fuck the French!
SonnyDelight69 3 months ago
@SonnyDelight69 Well what is wrong with a part of a country having another culture? Can't we all ust accept and respect each other? DOn't get me wrong, I hate the cunts from Quebec, who wants separation and who abolish the english language, just as much. Grow the fuck up "both of you"!
Allanlegarthnielsen 3 months ago
@Allanlegarthnielsen All I said was that Quebec HAS NO culture outside of poutine and strip clubs. Anyway, I could care less if Quebec separated.
SonnyDelight69 3 months ago
Yawn. Some internet eurofag gets riled up into a mouth-foaming rant against America, only to learn the person who prompted his bitch-fit wasn't American. He acts like a boasting patriotic meathead in arguing how progressive and "free-thinking" his country is. He conveniently overlooks diversity in addressing "Americans" AND different European countries just to boost his shallow point. And his post of many words says NOTHING in the end, except again showing what tiresome bores eurofags are.
xreddragonx 3 months ago
@xreddragonx Fair enough, point taken. But Americans are in general, more unstimulated, uninformed, uneducated and blindly naive and unaware of whats going on around the world. Yes we have a lot of fuckups in Europe, but most of them are below the Alps, where they are mostly catholic, and don't believe in evolution! Kind says it all.
Allanlegarthnielsen 3 months ago
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underdogg20 3 months ago
@xreddragonx I agree with you on 90% of your argument, but you should know that 1/3 of all modern Europeans are culturally or racialy non-European. I will never critictize Americans, and most Europeans (that means more than 50%) know that American culture is ahead of European culture. The Europeans however are starting to recognize that the mixture of different cultures is a cancer to any society, far earlier than the average American would realize it.
underdogg20 3 months ago
@Bastro3000 HA you're are a self righteous pretentious french canadian! :-) But all is good, I like you guys, for sure more than that dickhead american SonnyDelight:-) Greetings from a dane who use to live in Montreal.
Allanlegarthnielsen 3 months ago
@SonnyDelight69 What is Canada's culture? A doughnut shop and hockey,lol. Besides, you guys are so boring that you had to steal your national identity from us. A canadian used to be a french canadian and your national anthem is a french canadian patriotic song.Canada Day_lol Unimaginative fucks.The canadian flag,lol. We had ours in 1948 unlike you, whipped denuded from an identity anglos. At least if you guys were consuming more of the british culture than the american, you wouldn't be so boring
4inchesofpleasure 4 weeks ago
"I only know the basic French expressions like 'I SURRENDER'."
califinn 7 months ago 57
@califinn mexico beat the french, and we were just indigena wetbacks, A WEBO PUTOS
LINKdrkguy 7 months ago
@LINKdrkguy Historically speaking, Mexico beat the French at the battle of Puebla, but the French still took over and put Austrian Maximillian I as Emperor of Mexico.
chopperpilot80 7 months ago
@chopperpilot80 cool story bro
LINKdrkguy 7 months ago
He makes fun of the surrendering too! He should be MY pet...
HunterJs2 7 months ago
That old guy is awesome. He know's he's being made fun of and doesn't understand he's the butt end of a joke but at least he's a sport about it lol..
cloudparter 7 months ago
69 people are obnoxious and dumb!
eisemanrenyardjake 8 months ago
I liked the video and thought it was funny. But still in 2011 I find it funny to see peoples comparing Québec to France...so much differences..almost the opposite..
It's like comparing the US with the UK..litteraly !
HowDoYouLikeMeNowMan 8 months ago
i am a mere puppet
punisher00109 8 months ago
Gool ol' Jew Triumph. Earning money by being grumpy. :)
WTAWWR08 8 months ago
he is complete genius !!! soo funny !!
dumberer67 8 months ago
This is freaking hilarious!!!!!
ripperduck 8 months ago
White on white racism lol
b1ak47 8 months ago
White on white racism lol
b1ak47 8 months ago
can we all agree that the french are complete assholes?
mercuryrulz 8 months ago
@mercuryrulz
As much as we can say that you suck at existing. Poor dickless scumfuck.
HowDoYouLikeMeNowMan 8 months ago
Totally AWESOME!!!! Triumph RULES!!! LOL!!!!!
k55j85r86 8 months ago
All the dislikes are Queers =]
koto1991 9 months ago
I love that damn dog.
blope332 9 months ago 22
This is god damn racist.
Israfel85 9 months ago
@Israfel85 which is why its funny
DXspirit 8 months ago
This sooo funny... Im from québec and proud of my language and cultuture. Si vous êtes pas d'accord... Bien vous pouvez tjrs manger un crisse de char de marde et non...on se rabaissera jamais pas à parler Anglais parce que j'ai pas le gout de devenir un clone Américain comme le ''rest of canada ''
ticaliss 9 months ago
LMAO. Haven't laughed so hard in so long!
von32897 9 months ago
French Quebecers are the lowest form of human life after diamond dealers and transhumanists.
Mesarphelous 9 months ago
This insulting actual French people we are far superior to these colonial inbreeds
murphy7801 9 months ago
@murphy7801 isnt murphy irish
irishswag50 8 months ago
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murphy7801 7 months ago
Yer my fathers irish my mother french it happens
murphy7801 7 months ago
@murphy7801 it's a good thing
irishswag50 7 months ago
haha i miss that dog!
cocochanell7 10 months ago
Man, the world sees us as rednecks and crazy people in a cult. Kind of sucks.
livejoker24 10 months ago
we haven't seen any bush haters ever since ricky martan's mosh party :D lol
Andy50k1 10 months ago
That last girl on the video, if she could separate her clothes from her body, i might join her movement! ;)
vancouverbluz1 10 months ago
64 are Separatists
verxram 10 months ago
i am not triumph i am arnold git down!!
spotman30 10 months ago
hear that, its the sound of nobody giving a shit
forcasting97 11 months ago
One reason non-native English speakers will do better at spelling and grammar, is the overconfidence native speakers will have, preventing them from paying attention to what they actually wrote.
kiaas 11 months ago
The way you move it, i aint never senn an ass like that! XDDDD
zacharyatackable 11 months ago
The poodle was cluless that she was being fucked by a fake dog. The other funny part was that the candle stick falls down, I'm suprised that nothing caught on fire.
mxc82 11 months ago
Isn't the guy on the right at 4:09 Louis CK?
roothik 11 months ago
wtf at 4:00
dragonkid97 11 months ago
Nope, I'm one of those unusual Americans who knows the difference between "your" and "you're" - not many of us left.
dougrek 11 months ago
@dougrek i'm portuguese and i know the difference.
axadrezado 11 months ago
@axadrezado That doesn't surprise me - many Europeans have a better command of English than native-speaking Americans (as evidenced by these message boards).
dougrek 11 months ago
@dougrek yeah, indeed. they totally should read more.
axadrezado 11 months ago
@dougrek in our admittedly weak defense, it's often the result of quick internet-typing. i do it all the time but it's not a mistake i make when writing in other situations.
BillKiernan 11 months ago
Triumph's skewering of the Star Wars nerds is hysterical, but this was just dumb on so many levels. Amazing that so many people think it's funny. Well, given what's popular on TV these days, maybe not so amazing.
dougrek 11 months ago
@dougrek It's the same sort of thing.
rrhynes 11 months ago
@dougrek Your a french canadian aren't you? Makes sense. I bet your outside the bell centre right now protesting your national pastime.
subruxer 11 months ago
sure very funny,i've got a sense of humor, and i'm not canadian,but somehow mocking a country for its good health care,is equivalent, to a third string point guard on a high school basketball team, calling kobie bryant a scrub.
brainsareus 11 months ago
@brainsareus he's not mocking their health care, he's just using it to set up a joke. jesus christ....
BillKiernan 11 months ago
@BillKiernan that's very perceptive [a gold star on your electronic device screen,bravo] i took it as such, that it was a comedic setup,but i sort of wanted to use the moment, to drive home a serious point. it is very easy to misunderstand, when the voice, or, facial expressions are not available, i get that. sarcasm, or tongue in cheek, do not translate on cold text. i totally agree with you, regarding your point.
brainsareus 11 months ago
@brainsareus "i took it as such, that it was a comedic setup" Nope, you flat out STATED that he mocked their healthcare, you last-word whore."i get that. sarcasm, or tongue in cheek, do not translate on cold text." Maybe YOUR so-called sarcasm didn't "translate" because, uh, it wasn't there? Besides, given there were already enough uptight, oversensitive pansies taking the video too seriously, the last thing needed here was another "serious" point being made.
xreddragonx 3 months ago
man i'd love if this fucking dog hosted the next oscars, everyone in the room would just get burned lol
islanderboi89 1 year ago
Canada sucks peckers and balls. North Mexico.
tmgrnfn1 1 year ago
@tmgrnfn1 that makes us "central shit". hope you don't need a brain transplant,especially since flea brains are hard to come by,and our non-existant health system,sucks more than your putrid imagination.
brainsareus 11 months ago
lol at the humping part lmao xD
SpardaDVLKing3 1 year ago
I have tears in my eyes (from laughter)
Best line (in the restaurant):
"what are we waiting for?"
;-)
DeathMirror365 1 year ago
I never tought that a dog could be my idol....
Apiaanilol 1 year ago
I only know the basic french expressions...like "I surrender". Friggin' hilarious.
mattanddi62 1 year ago 2
its nice to know that Canadians, the nicest people in the world, still don't like the French. (to any French people reading this, lighten up, we're just joking around)
dtek40k 1 year ago 3
@dtek40k Yes i agree most French are up tight about this stuff. i would know i am French canadian.
jigo114 1 year ago
horny sunuvabitch
lookaguru 1 year ago
"Obnoxious & dull" - it wasn't the funny the first time. So it wasn't funny the third time.
yakidk89 1 year ago
I haven't seen this many Bush haters since Ricky Martins loft party.
THAT is GOLD!
calixa 1 year ago 26
Some one call the cops there are dislikes for triumph
Richardbeeninyou 1 year ago 2
HILARIOUS!!!!
TheSebastian243 1 year ago
Laughed till I thought I was going to throw up, triumph rules.
rctrucknut 1 year ago 31
60 people smell like Triumph the insult comic dogs crap
HeartBleeds4U 1 year ago 2
LOL,love coco,s dog,where can i get one???
LeBearExtrordinare 1 year ago
The thing with this, (I know, I know, It's old... ) is Quebec City is not at all as bad or as fucked up as people think. I live in Quebec (Not Quebec City, but just outside it), if you REALLY want to see some funny shit, send the pup to MONTREAL. Now THAT is a fucked up city.
StingyJ 1 year ago 3
im a comic and i did two gigs in Quebec...and it was THE worst audience ive ever had(and ive done gigs in north compton while wearing a red bandana and i felt more comfortable there) i did a joke about the french prime minister and after the show i had a 6'5ft tall french dude flick a cigarette at me then call me an ill informed american pig(which i had to ask someone what he said because it just sounded like a sink that was left on with a jar of marbles being poured into it)
BlakeTahoe 1 year ago
@BlakeTahoe Maybe you're just not funny.
yakidk89 1 year ago
I feel bad for the puddle
curlygirl52 1 year ago
ur in north america... learn the language... hehe...
sira525 1 year ago
lol.. Quebec, what a bunch of pretentious assholes. Just put up a giant wall around that shitty province and forget about it.
LondonOntGuy 1 year ago 4
omg.. and agnlo wonder why Quebecois dont like them.. Quebec bashing, again and again.. idiots..
lepouceux 1 year ago 2
@lepouceux The Quebecois don't like the English because many of us don't intimdate as easily as they'd like. It's that simple. Trust me, I live here. I deal with snot-nosed, uneducated, arrogant little french "seppies" on a daily basis. Their jealousy of us "Anglos" succeeding in a predominantly French speaking province scares the living fuck out of them. THIS, is why they don't like us.
StingyJ 1 year ago
HAHAHA BEST SKIT EVER !!!
FATBOY5s 1 year ago
The best triumph video ever made.
1001erickp 1 year ago
sucks how he's not on conans new show
MacBookProL33t 1 year ago
Wow, they could have made this a lot less insulting and still made it funny. WAY too far. And worst of all, it once again highlighted the tensions between Franco- and Anglo-Canadians. It's like a Canadian being insensitive about the tensions in the American South whether in regards to racism or Unionists/Confederates. It's exhibit a of Americans not understanding Canadian history or society. THIS is part of the reason why we are so accepting and try to be as diplomatic as possible in Canada.
mcelderry111 1 year ago
@mcelderry111
oh brother
Zurrixia 1 year ago
@mcelderry111 c'mon eh its jus a joke
KnightCrawler2 1 year ago
"It's like a Canadian being insensitive about the tensions in the American South." There has been comedy in America involving said subject, and if Canadians can pull off being as funny as Triumph on the confederates vs unionists issue, we who enjoy comedy would be all for it. Apparently yanks didn't understand how uber-sensitive this topic makes some of you, but the fact is, offensive comedy is out there and it will continue exist regardless of who it offends. You DON'T have to watch.
xreddragonx 3 months ago