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  • барррадач!

  • What the fuck did I just watch?

  • Wait, is that Nikki Nova?

  • LQL!

  • I'm at that weird part of YouTube again... Really weird.

  • YES!!!!!! THAT IS THE BEST THING IV SEEN I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please make that in to a full length movie, amazing

  • Im a bit confused?I like it!!!

  • 2:20 is fucking unreal, I wish I could master something as much as you've mastered editing, you don't have one bad video :-O

  • Holy shit!!! What the fuck just happened?!

  • Im 14 and after watching this i found my first chin hair

  • from the creators of pedophile beards .... brand new ...

  • why all the puking ?! .. aand the milk shooting was a bit off

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  • Beware He-Man, Conan The Barbarian and Braveheart! HERE COMES THE BEARDMASTER!

  • I'm so confused right now.

  • why am i now just watching this video !

  • I was lost after they started puking on each other...

  • 44 people are jealous that they can't grow beards

  • I'm not quite sure what just happened but...did that baby have a boner?

  • 2:20 RRAAAAGGHHHHH!!!!

  • That milk she spewed out of here tits was all clogged up, she can pour that in my cereal any day.

  • I already have a beard and by the time i finished watching this video my beard had a beard

  • Lol, what was with the puking?

  • The witch looks like zombie Bruce Dickinson...

  • what a woman!!!!

  • my beard grows in all white trashy like joe dirts

  • ...why did he vomit ?

  • SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT!

  • lol 2 words:The Infidel! :D

  • 2:19 pure epicness.

  • that wizard is just jealous and only hates beards because he can't grow a giant fucking manly as hell beard himself

  • На 2:46 - Кулешов

  • epic.

    I need a t-shirt.

  • I was loling profusely and then 3:25 happened and I fucking died

  • You can see her nipple at 2:01.

    How observent i am when I'm high.

  • @Drewsnewtube that i believe is not a nipple

    but a piece of food

  • @democes Ohhhh..

  • @democes I couldn't tell if it was a nipple or a piece of food, but if you pause it around 1:59 or 2:00 you get another view of it before the food is everywhere. Either way, it isn't much.

  • @JasonHouston77 It's definitely a nipple in first shoot.

  • That witch lady freaks me the fuck out, also im drunk wich might explain it

  • berd

  • Random pukingg FTW

  • 43 People can't grow a beard.

  • My beard just came a little.

  • I haven't shaved in over a year now and this reinspires me not too shave, yet again!

  • @bizchazlien I am on a quest not to shave for 1 year. It is my resolution!

  • My beard swells with pride when watching this video.

  • FUCK YEA BEARD FOR THE WIN!

  • i'm glad a lot of other people beside me know epicness when they see it! :D

    P.S.: 43 People dont have beard growth :P

  • This deserves to win ever Oscar. Ever.

  • holy shit that fukkin beard

  • what the fuck

  • NIKKI NOVA? I thought she was paralyzed!

  • this is maybe the greatest film of all time, i just watched this with a friend and we both acutally started to cry. 

  • What the Jesus did I just watch

  • this is what 2012 will turn us into

  • lol

  • lol yogurt

  • This is the best thing i ever saw!

  • i'm a woman and by the time this video was over, i had a full length beard!!!

  • @isawhale I sure hope it is a face beard :(

  • 2:20 is epic and brtual as fuck!!!!!!!!!

  • My beard came off and flew away to find the beard master after watching this video.

  • thumb up for PUKE LOVE (!) ^^

  • Lol, that was unexpected and highly epic.

  • what is the song starting at 2:20 ??

  • The epicness of the video is AWESOME !

  • human words cannot express the epicness of this movie. i can never appreciate another film

  • Fantasic.

    

  • there is no power stronger then the beard

  • OMG! MY BEARD KLICKS THE I LIKE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!! :O

  • i shall shave no more

  • lol... how did you manage to get a pornstar act in such a pointless shortfilm? :-D

  • Beard Master is credit to internets.

  • what is this I don't even

  • This NEEDS a at least 2 hour movie!!!

  • 33 people have not yet hit puberty

  • Fuck yeah

    

  • genius

  • For all you wondering who is the babe in the video: I think that's Nikki Nova.

  • I thought this was going to be cheesy lame, but instead it was FUCKING AWESOME!

    My beard nods in approval.

  • That beard is only second to mine

  • roflmao! epic shit!!

  • OMG LASERS!!

  • I've found my new goal in life.

  • this is perfect! it's got everything I want in a movie

  • what's the name of the girl ib the river :D:D:D !?!?!!?

    SOOO HOTT she is!

  • uhm....wtf?

  • i wish i could grow a beard

  • i feel all the might that is mediated through this video

  • im feeling kinda... hairy!

  • If this dude tried to master the beard of a certain Chuck Norris, we would all see who the real beard master is.

    Still, epic vid.

  • 32 people can't grow a beard.

  • i am 12 and what the fuck was that??

  • @Freezx7 don't worry, your time will come

  • wow..

  • It was all going so ... wrong. Folically challenged, it has to be said

  • I shaved my beard before watching this video. By the end of it, my beard grew back.

  • @Roguebutler47 same here!

  • @Roguebutler47 same here!

  • Epic! The best video I've ever seen! More awesome than Machete's

  • holy shit this is awesome

  • This is the best video i have ever seen!

  • WTF

  • when i read the titel i just clicked to the like buttom and saved the video to my favorite

  • the epic beared man

  • Wow epic! this explains how religion occurred pretty well.

  • Obviously the salsa puking means he came. This sorta reminds me of Monthy Python

  • STILL about my favorite video. Two beards up!!

  • OMFG when is this in cinema's?

  • epic sword fight :DD

  • Is that lady available for dating?

  • @TheRiggyRiggs

    lear how to communicate with magical beards first. Otherwise you won`t have a chance

  • 2:21 best part period

  • Best video i've seen on YT ALL year.

  • why did her tit milk look like cum? just sayin...

  • Dream man.

    Watch and learn, boys.

  • Someone needs to fund this into a full-blown movie. It would give Hollywood a slap in the face

  • that was epic guys. good work.

  • This would be better than Avatar.

  • 3:25 that is why i love the internet!

  • epic winner's sauce ;)

  • the beard transfers power into the sword

  • my god 2:20 is rad

  • having a pretty hard time finding anything more amazing than this. :)

  • instant fav, you guys are my heros

  • Thanks...I was eating.

  • ROFL.

  • this video is genius i cant never get bored watching it so did you score with that chick ? lol shes pretty hot

  • 1:10 - 1:17 Epic sword fight!

  • that was fucking awesome

  • 2:20

    Most awesome thing you'll see today.

    Maybe in your life.

  • Best... Video... Of... All.... Time.... HANDS DOWN

    Facial hair, he talks to it...

    /bitchslap

  • wtf.. this is awesome.

  • lol, this is one of your best productions!

    but everybody go watch "the beast master" movie, you will get all the references and this vid will even get 10 times better.

  • Fuck yes. NIGGERS!

  • this video is awsome!!

    go and watch

    General Cockenhowser

  • bartlett, this vid is soo stupid

  • Great!

  • EPIC!

  • funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • Corney but funny in it's way. Thanks but it scares the hell out of my birds with the eagle screaming. They think their getting ready to be eaten and when they start screaming it's hard to enjoy.

  • EPIC!

  • What is that piece of music starting at 2:08? Then she shall *die!

  • How ever tempted to buy things at garage sales and DAV stores to make stupit videos please don't --------Ah Shit what the hell make that video rock and roll

  • If I had the intellect of a gnat I might like this.

  • Hahahaha...excellent, vomit and all.

  • this is so win

  • Brilliant!

  • @JungleJack1978 - see I'm a girl with pogonophilic tendencies so I am always on the lookout for beard-related humour and love to share it with all and sundry when I come across it. Even though this is one of the best I've found I can't share it precisely because the vomit is not funny, but ruins it. My opinion, of course and many others disagree I am sure. All good.

    Beard Master is fantastic - just take a few maxolons and avoid unnecessarily alienating those not into puke or poo!

  • @NymphWytch this is the worst comment i've read all month.

  • Loved it!!!!! Great job! 5 stars!

  • This is fabulous - I hate the vomit. The rest is awesome.

  • @NymphWytch I agree, but its funny when he vomits on her belly.

    "Which way beard?!"

  • yah its all about the Beard!!!!!

  • LMFAOOO omgg mann WTF!!!! ahaha soooo great...

  • Superb!

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  • so good yet so bad. I like it

  • This is so fucking awesome , dude .. srsly ... One of the best videos that i´ve ever seen.

  • Lol, all that stuff was crappy animation and basic video editing software

  • And when the end times do rain doom upon us, only the bearded will remain! And lo, they shall inherit the Earth!

  • Alright....I can't help it. When something is epically awesome...it just fucking is! Beard Master Rules!

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  • der größte dreck den ich jemals gesehn habe....aber geil isses trotzdem^^

  • Epic.... Epic WIN!

  • what do you mean beards!!!!

  • WIN!!!!

  • Genius!

  • nikki nova? she's hot even while getting barfed on...

  • hiawaffa!

  • lol wtf dude yes

  • Great, now I'll be expecting my beard to do all these things....I fear disappointment.

  • dude, that was awesome...:D

  • Did i just get Mind Fucked by This Video! OMg The Beard to Rule Them All! The most Epic Of Epic!

  • @gtstyle1 why the fuck isnt this a tv show!

  • i no right!

  • 0:19 lol, my friend has been makin bird noises lately. I wonder why???

  • This is, hands down, the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

    /bow