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  • There is an easy explanation really....They Grinded ^_^.....Max LVL =) kill 30 bugs while on the floor, skill recharge cost 1 nuke.....=)

  • Too bad Rico didn't fuck Carmen's brains out.

  • Dizzy,dizzy, dizzy where do I remember that name from? Well Im sure it wasnt important I'm off with carmen!

  • 00:55 was that tanks?!

  • @mughen10 Dropships. But why didnt they had any tanks?

  • Does it necessary take a psychic to know that the bug in the end was afraid?

  • How i met a fat bug :).

  • So the great hero of this movie who was better than anyone else, was infact Ricos armyinstructor.

    I have nothing against it, I do think the guy deserves all the credits for himself.

  • unnecessary censorship

  • @434ggftr well... With my cock i guess i'm fucked! ;)

  • ITS AFRAID

  • it was all before rico and his team found the brain bug and told them where it was going>.>

  • shawshank redemption zim

  • Everything that has more then 2 legs must be shot !

  • Awesome movie and I love Denise Richards but the director should have made her play her injury up at the end... She's walking around like she wasn't stabbed through the arm by a giant bug! Lol

  • ...it's afraid....IT'S AFRAID!!

    WOAAHHHH!!

    lol love that part

  • how do they breathe on all these planets

  • @DonnyMcDonson Earth isn't the only planet with oxygen. The bugs probably need it, too.

  • Brilliant satire.

    

  • The best part of the whole movie was reading all the top comments on each and every part.

  • tHAT Smart bug looks like a fat girls coochie

  • lololo what a stupid story

  • Wait, did I miss something? Who the fuck is Zim? Did NPH telepathically send him to find the bug?

  • @lykos619 "The only way you'll see combat again is if you bust yourself down to private! Do you get me?" This was spoken to the drill sgt at the beginning. That drill Sggt. was Zim.

  • 6 bugs where butthurt when they stuck a drill up their brain bug's mouth.

  • im sure that beating the bugs probably needs some sort of bug brain to tell us that holes are not their best friends get my meaning

  • Is it just me, or is the alien Hierarchy of Buggers in Ender's game similar to the one in this movie?

  • what's it thinking colonel?

    "it's name is 0bama and it wants to have gay sex with arabs and spread marxism across the universe!"

  • JOIN UP NOW - WE HAVE THE SHIPS ---- uhhhh slow moving ships that doesn't stand a shit chance on blue plasma shoots - take a rain check

  • I'd be scared shit if a weird guys in an orange suit raped my mouth with a sharp claw thing. lol

  • Poor bug, dragged around and tortured by all those humans crawling around like ants.

  • @desa415 Hey you idiot did you not see the rest of the movie? They dragged people and slaughtered them and we were just defending ourselves.

  • @SKILLS836 fascist

  • @PhillyWild302 So you would be for the bugs if you were fighting for your life huh?

  • I loved this movie. If they ever remade it, it should be more like the book.

  • zim was the hero man...

  • can't wait for the fourth to come out

  • @tmac92uranium oh god what

  • @Parkerkun i would know, my dad designed the satellite that works together with the laser as a early warning system.

    WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM

  • @EmmyAMM We have laser tag, And yet no military grade laser weapons. maybe real lifes not thought through

  • @Mrsitheguy1 correction, we do, its just that they need to be big enough and powerful enough to actually do damage. Lockheed Martin built one onto a plane to destroy missiles, it works, but was stopped before we could build more due to cutbacks on military spending

  • .....Overmind....zerg.....yeah­...

  • @cooljwj

    And they showed a gun and it was firing a nuke or sometihng. I mean, its a rifle, they could make it so big if destroys planets...

  • I wonder what the bugs think:

    Warrior bugs: "What the fuck is dis sheet? Two leg short things make BOOM BOOM! They hol grey ting and we die, why no they bite? What day fuck is dis sheet? They make to much noise! WAAGH!"

    Tank fire bug: ""Gulp! Thanks bitch! BOOOM!"

    Brain bug: *In British accent: "What the HELL ARE THESE THINGS!?"

  • Thanks for uploading.........

  • this movie makes me "i wanna join the army" lol

  • This is the only real Warhammer 40,000 movie

  • liked it but they have no future technolgy at all, i mean they have no robots or anything at all

  • @cooljwj more like they have no freaking lasers, i mean they can have a warp drive to go into hyper speed yet no laser weapons, in fact i'm surprised they didn't have more air strike packages

  • @HellsRaven4444 i know right, who ever was planning the war effort should be beheaded hahahaha

  • I actually kinda liked this movie, when i saw it when i was younger it kinda scared me a little, but now its perty cool!

  • They're using hazmat suits because they don't know if it has some airborne disease around it.

  • Wait a second, if they're working on the brain bug in hazmat suits...doesn't that mean everyone who was there capturing was exposed to some deadly Bug disease?

  • It damn better be afraid. lol

    btw...it might want to have the vag on its head looked at.

  • Does anyone remember the part where sarge was like " they sucked his brains out" in that serious voice? Haha I couldn't stop laughing.

    And WTF the scientist were like jamming rods up his ass?

  • We won!

    Somehow!

  • the psychic colonel is wearing a Gestapo uniform.

  • bugs better be afraid pulling out the giant can of raid. beware bugs your about to meet your american made poison maker.

  • Oh don't worry guys, I just had my shoulder stabbed through by a giant insects sharp javelin like arm. I've been bleeding for quite sometime now and probably have gotten a lot of dirt and grime into the wound maybe causing infection. Don't get me a medic or anything, let's just go straight to the source of the cheers...

  • @penguinboy968 lmao those were my thoughts exactly and not to mention that she seems to wield that gun with both arms pretty well EVEN THOUGH she just go stabbed through the shoulder haha

  • @penguinboy968 hehehehe good one

  • @penguinboy968 thats what you call the power of love (rico and the girl pilot reunite) :)

  • i was actually rooting for the bugs.....if in the future the human race is like that, bugs deserve to win!

  • One day it will all be over, and everyone will forget that this was the moment; THIS is when it turned. And it wasn't the mighty fleet, it wasn't some fancy new weapon...

    It was Mr. Krabs.

  • its gonna be.. wait for it .. AFRAID!

  • OK so at the begining it took like 5 people to kill one bug and in the end 1 guy was laying down shooting about 30 and none were passing him

  • @matthew3x55 I think that's partially because of the corpses. When at the bunker, the corpses piles and created a ramp, but in the tunnel, they piled and created a wall, making it harder for the bugs to pass. At least, that's my explanation.

  • @matthew3x55 lol

  • @matthew3x55 He leveled up dude.

  • @matthew3x55 perhaps because they were in a tunnel and before he was injured they all killed a good number of bugs...which led up to blocking a part of the tunnel as they were being killed which would mean that it would be harder for them to get to him :)

  • This movie is hilariously over the top. If you try to take it seriously, it's ridiculous. Otherwise, it's pure entertainment.

  • Deep down this movie is kind of sad looking at all this mindless violence due to hate.

    Shows alot of the revengeful aspect of humanity.

  • Thanks for posting! One of the greatest movies from my childhood!

  • did anyone notice that at the end when it said "they'll keep fighting" and they'll win" it was so posed to say WELL keep fighting and WELL win.

  •  starship troopers !!!! :(

  • i wanna put my pee pee in that brain bug hole =D

  • @chai83x O...M...GOSH....

  • Yes, scientists discover things by drilling jagged holes randomly into things they don't understand.

  • Service guarantees citizenship - well I'm convinced!

  • @enigmaguardian

    tru dat

  • didnt she get her shoulder fudged over

  • There are elements of this movie I like and some I don't like so much. One thing I didn't like is the phrase "naked agression has solved more conflects". Thats true to a point. Force should only be used if negoteations fail.

  • @davideshafer wow you sound like captain sisko we are the united federation of planet we are not your enemy when he tells this to the dominion in deep space nine and the dominion just brush him aside next mininute he put minefield stop the dominion and one starship call the defiant

  • That was EPIC as always thanks for the upload!

  • It would have been BEST if the the final words in the movie were "Would you like to know more?"

  • @ethanthe12 agreed!

  • @ethanthe12 agree!

  • looks like a wet vagina :)

  • @Kingofthe765 what kinda vagina are you looking at?

  • Doesn't that girl still have a giant wound going through her heart?

  • Them's some long credits

  • I like to join that!!!!!!

  • show us.  never censor at 03:28.

  • ITS AFRAID!

  • This film is a classic. Thanks for the upload.

  • I wish they'd make an official game based of the movie for 360 and ps3

  • the big brain is fat jabalaba 1 and his minions are fat fat jabalaba 2,fat jabalaba 3,fat jabalaba 4 and so on

  • osama got owned

  • I love the social critique,

  • They Censored the Part I was waiting for! What gives!?!?!?!!

  • COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!

  • im at 1:25 im beting that the brain bug will exlode will delete if im wrong

  • He reminds me of joker at 03:54

  • apart from at this point carl is dead on Pluto, Zimm has just been promoted from fleet sergeant to First Lieutenant and Rico is unconscious... lol

  • That brain bug is so fat Jabba The Hut said "DAMN"

  • its ok, I dont have a giant hole in my arm

  • Actually, I don't think the Brain Bug is necessarily saying "I'm afraid". It's probably thinking more:

    "Afraid? I just got my brain proboscis cut off by a crazy soldier-girl, my butt fired at by some crazy soldier-boy, nearly got it fried off by a flipping nuke, barely getting away, only to be assaulted by more crazy soldiers and dragged out into the blinding sun on my belly. I'm not afraid, Blondie, I'M IN PAIN!!!"

    Then later, it's thinking: "What are doing with that....AAHH! Oh God, WHY?!"

  • @Dragonstorm787 You must be a psycologist

  • brain bug got raped

  • 03:30 : The "Censored" rectangle makes it almost look like a YT poop.

  • Most Sarcastic Movie Ever!

  • OH THEY CAUGHT THE PUSSY FACED BUG

  • @s3rTing

    i always thought that bug looked like an anus more than a pussy

  • @s3rTing O.O OMG! I hope my girlfriend pussy has not a broboscis like that!!!!

  • that bug looks like a wet pussy

  • wow,carmen has a hole in her shoulder and she dosent notice it

  • I cant belive that carman is still walking around all "hunky-dory" After she has just been stabed in her arm and almost had her brain sucked out, funny that :)

  • @Legostudiozz People with that kind of injuries are in shock, they hardly feel pain because of adrenaline or whatever hormone is at work there, I was never good at biology. I remember when a dog bit me (twice, actually), I didn't feel any pain for the first few minutes or so.

  • that pilot lass has one helluva healing factor lol

  • My fav bit in the WHOLE movie (not just this clip) is when Dizzy throws a 'nade at a fire bug, it eats it and then, well......it loses its head....

  • Carmen gets stabs....

    opens up CMD

     /godmode.exe_activate

  • Anyone ever heard of lasers? Or deflective shields? Or an orbital strike? Or freaking NUKES?! Could've saved saved time and soldiers if they used a nuke lol.

  • @MoisesZTech even flame throwers and grenade launchers would do the trick

  • @MoisesZTech they did use nukes that bomb thing the black guy had was a nuke

  • "IT'S AFRAID!!"

    Crowd: YAAAAAY

    Bug: ;(

  • @AthonSpirit NPH(Niel Patrick Harris) did a good job in this movie as carl even though he didnt get that much screen time

  • y'know, last time i checked...... that pilot chick got her arm stabbed by a 10 cm radius alien limb.

  • the bug looks pretty innocent lolz:P

  • One of the most retarded films ever.

  • I love how Carmen 2:20 just walks away with a huge gash right over her heart. She must have god mode on. ._.

  • @nubishi On her shoulder, not on her heart.

  • @TiikeriM86 would have gone through her loungs though....

  • @x56erx Your longs are lower than your shoulders..

  • @x56erx  I'm not so sure about that....

  • @TiikeriM86 NOT REALLY.....

    

  • My respect for that black guy at the end how killed him self for them

  • Love how if they have the weapons that the cant give like one in 5 guys that mountain destroying rifle. Not as powerful as nuke but if you had 10 of those guys the swarm at tje compound would be eliminated. Also why cant you just nuke the fuck out of the planet?????? Why do you have to send men with bullets instead of just bombing the shit out of them????

  • @themathing The were trying to get a brain. and plus they're underground. lots of the time the larger guns would put there own men at risk. 

  • @themathing because it has oil

  • dude the one problem I have is Carmen just got stabbed in the shoulder, I would have seriously gotten that checked first before checking out the brain bug

  • Service guarantees citizenship

  • Service guarantees citizenship

  • Thank you so much for uploading this video, you sir are awesome!!!!!

  • this movie isnt exactly like halo, halo was based off of this movie just compare the armor, and the fact that all mankind is fighting together

  • this movie is fun yet retarded xD... they could just nuke the freaking planet

  • @0kazaki hummm Nuke em will make the movie 100x Shorter...

  • And she's not bleeding to death, and she's smiling and running about..... with a 4 inch hole in her shoulder.... not even feeling faint...

  • OK. Now bring me Gears of War and Halo movie!!

  • thats got to be the worst and the best movie all at the same time

  • SWAGnMOVIES thank you so much for posting this! I haven't seen this since I was a child...and I have been itching for it for years! I understand this movie so much more now that i'm not like 7 haha. Thumbs up you bad ass.

  • @PnTNecrosis lol exacly the same with me:P i had nightmares for weeks when the camera guy got split in half:P

  • @PnTNecrosis HELL YEH, F*** SOME BUGS UP!!!!!!!! XD

  • Rico actually looks like Action man or the guy off Team America :P

  • Rico actually looks like Action man :P

  • @TrainedIndian ok gandi

  • @TrainedIndian ok gandi

  • So did carmen and rico ever hook back up again.?

  • @Colombiano671 probably not since she never really appeared in sequels

  • I'm joining today!

  • I like the fact that ace lived :)

  • Who else thinks that if the nazis would havenwon that this is what they would look like minus the black guys tho

  • big bug vagina

  • The Carl dude last name was Jenkins and he LIVED!?!?

  • WHY DOES the BLACK DUDE ALWAYS die? !

  • @Battlenub74 thats racist its just a movie >_>

  • @Battlenub74 'Least this time he went out like a BADASS!

  • @craszystring agreed! :D

  • LOL I SEE BARNEY

  • service garentees citizenship