Borderline mental retardation. Odd thing is, two men who scored 68 on an IQ test in which I forget their name. Could do differential and integral calculus in their head.
@BrutalValor I've seen such examples myself. I think we can also think of examples where roles are changed, and the highest IQ in the room, is incapable of driving a car safely, shouldn't be allowed around power tools, and shouldn't be allowed in public without supervision.
@Arthurein Ok, fair enough. But, I'd love to know, had it of worked, in what way that would be offensive? I think you need to get over yourself. Whatever happened to 'sticks and stones'? Isn't that what you teach children? Grow up
@666Tomato666 That's a pretty bold claim. The average black IQ is indeed lower but by that much! I understand that IQ isn't used as an absolute definition for retardation and other factors are considered as well. The person taking the test may score low because of some other factor than lack of intelligence. IQ as far as I've heard is still used as part of the definition for retardation.
@666Tomato666 It's environmental rather than genetic, as shown by the high IQ in certain countries such as Japan, Korea, China etc. Certain tests show that the average person there is around 115 whereas Western Europe is around 100 and the USA is around 85. The USA is low because it spends so much money on the military rather than things like education and healthcare plus there are less taxes so even less for education. Black Americans must have less education if they have a lower average.
@youtoobe999 While I don't disagree with your comment about environment over genetics, I do question your numbers. The lists that I can find show Japan, Korea, and China at an average IQ of 106 & 105, European varying between 103 and 97 (with a few lower outliers), and the United States at an average of 98.
@youtoobe999 In my country's defense, our average IQ is actually 98. European IQ averages range from 89 in Serbia to 107 in Germany. Britain falls in the middle at 100.
And we actually invest quite a lot of into education over here. Education is mandatory up until age 16, but free public education is provided to all children up until college--regardless of race. It's an unfair and untrue stereotype to think that we only spend public money on the military. We're not all gun-toting war mongers.
@youtoobe999 I think that is really store-typing the US too far......SURE we spend a lot on our military, BUT the State's fund our Eduction, NOT the Federal Government.
@MrSquidman007 I know, it sucks. The reason they have adverts on BBCWorldwide is quite obvious though. Half of the videos views come from people outside the UK, who don't pay for a British television license. It's a fair argument but they really shouldn't be allowed to do it.
Típicos comentarios de anglos acomplejados en youtube,ninguna novedad a la vista.Estos PIRATAS van dando lecciones a todo el mundo cuando son los primeros que tienen que callar y no lo digo por el video.
Y cuánto coeficiente intelectual tiene que tener un inglés que venga de vacaciones a España para tirarse desde la terraza de un hotel a una piscina y quedarse parapléjico ? O que porque la cerveza es más barata en España beber tanta que les tengan que ingresar en un hospital por coma etílico, para todo esto se necesita mucho coeficiente intelectual?
@angeltxurdi Ah, ¿pero los británicos son inteligentes? Pensé que formaban parte de línea evolutiva paralela al homo australopithecus. Solo hay que verlos todo llenos de tatuajes, oliendo como cerdos (no, el aseo diario no lo tienen por norma) y borrachos perdidos por las calles mientras balbucean "Sangía" o "Servesa". Es lo que tiene ser descendientes de cobardes pirtas y ladrones sin escrúpulos, que su ADN se malea jajaja
The American Army has a minimum IQ of 85 because "they found difficulty training" people of lower IQs. I dont believe the British Army has a minimum it uses the selectors judgement but apparently in a test of one platoon only 2 people were found to have an IQ lower than 100. I would imagine the difficulty of military training both physically and mentally would raise the IQ of people that had been let down by the school system.
@iant88888888 i have been in afghan with the american army they do not have a high IQ in a solo stance but in a 100 strong group they may have an IQ of 85 all put together the honest report of british v american forces the yanks are trained to be strong and tough the british are trained to be smart and cunning we are trained to survive the yanks are trained to attack but saying that the elite us force said our basic training for our marines was inhumane our commandos are harder then us elite lol
@lionhart619 I think you're bullshitting no one in a war would be insulting their allies to such a degree, those people are helping to keep your ass from getting shot off and if you think your so damn smart why the hell would go to war together with stupid people? Fuck you.
@J3rEmY17 haha mate i think you will find we do it all the time we all insult each other i didnt say i was smart i am not bullshitting at all i have pride in what i do and who i work with its called banter the yanks do it the brits do it and you can ask anyone in services what they think of other services and they will all do the same just for a little bit of info i have been shot at by US CIA back in 2008 when they took off they fired a few rounds over where i was working fixing seakings ....
@J3rEmY17 ....and all they did was come round while we was running round trying to find out what happened and say hey man sorry bout that laughing as if they were saying oh well i have worked with some right bifters on boths sides US and brit and i know that common sense is not issue the point being every force will always they theirs is better smarter harder and everyone elses are not anyone in the forces reading this care to disagree?? i got slagged off by mates in army whilst injured!!!!
@J3rEmY17 haha i bet your american speak to any english we do it all the time its called banter you respect allies to the highest degree but you always slag them off cuz anyone that isnt in your branch isnt as good as you one of my mates is a commando i take the piss saying he is muscle nothing else all the time saying he isnt smart enough to do what i do he laughs an slags me off i go to war with them cuz even tho they may not be ''smart'' they are the best at what they do any more questions?
@sextonqpr its a comment section not a exam the only people that read these and comment on how people spell or their grammar have no live and jack off to japanese cartoons, thats your favorite right. oh and you missed a full stop at the end of your message so who looks stupid now!!!!
@sextonqpr haha good comeback witty and quick, to be honest i have got really bored of this and i deploy soon so as much fun as it has been i am afraid that unless there are some interesting and offensive comebacks then i see no point in this lol it has been fun ill give ou guys 6 months to think of a good insult, try something other then your mum or alcoholic dad lol trollers
I would like to complain in the strongest possible terms the previous clip about the IQ of Alsatians. Some of my best friends are Alsatians and only a few of them are complete morons. Others are actually rather bright and have been capable of leading an army of 100 lions. Yours sincerely, Brigadier D. A. Robinson ESQ.
ps. I like to hear the sound of two grapefruit being smashed together.
@pixxispad there's some retards out there who can't feed themselves, and just sit dribbling down thier chins all day. Just pop down the nearest special needs school and you'll see plenty of people who could be outsmarted by a dog.
why do people argue so much on here they should shut there gobs and listen a bit better these programmes are vey educationalplus they swear toomuch muthras90
why do people argue so much and swear on herethese programmes are very ecucayionalmythras90 wh
Do you want to know the reason?, that is because the normal people don't want to kill other people, it is a question of "values". How is the "values question" in England?
de que coño hablan los gordos estos ??? no he entendido una palabra de lo que han dicho los sacos de grasa pero creo que se estaban metiendo con españa
@xXRubenXUzumakiXx Pues como dices, no has entendido nada. Hasta que sepas de lo que hablas, mejor que te calles, no? Vete a aprender ingles- no te lo voy a explicar.
@xXRubenXUzumakiXx Es un programa guiri, no hay que darle importancia. Bromean sobre que para entrar en el ejercito español ha que tener solo un coeficiente intelectual de 70, teniendo un pastor aleman 60.
Como todo programa anglosajon solo saben bromear sobre los demas, nunco de ellos mismos. Ni caso, programa cutre de guiris pa tontos. De todas formas el guiri medio tiene un coeficiente intelectual de 50, por eso no aprenden mas idioma que el suyo.
@FishBrothersReturns la verdad que meterse con otros paises sin saber su historia es de ser bastante incultos y poco inteligentes.¿Porque me has dicho que son britanicos no?? si supieran lo de la batalla de cartagena de indias que solo 3000 españoles y 6 fragtas derrotaron a 20000 britanicos y 195 barcos de combate se callarian
@xXRubenXUzumakiXx Ademas dicen lo del coeficiente intelectual como si fueran sobraos. Ni que sus soldados fueran genio. Si esque se pide el mismo ( si lo piden) coeficiente intelectual en todos los ejercitos del mundo. Para ser soldado raso en el ingles, con ser un poco mas listo que un mono es bastante.
Ademas, son ellos los que permiten alistar a crios en el ejercito. Pero claro de eso no hablan.
@xXRubenXUzumakiXx Pues mira que listo que eres. No sabes lo que dicen, y creen que ya estan insultando? Explicaba por que un la mili española no tienen perros.
@soyelneng escuchame ,ahora se de lo que estan hablando dicen que el minimo IQ para entrar en el ejercito español es de 70 cuando su puto perro es de 60 cuando el ejercito ingles es aun peor y por cierto si que tenemos perros
@ouiseylou This is BBC WORLDWIDE (emphasis on the WORLDWIDE bit). It's their commercial arm, it has nothing to do with the license fee, it's an entirely commercial enterprise set up to sell merchandising and programming to other channels and countries and so on.
graceygrumble? or what ever... it´s so funny and ridiculous at the same time read ur incultural and unpolite comments because it seems u are making a definition for british people.. u say spanish people we are ignorant and at the least here all of us we can speak english more or less and what about british? you can not speak another fucking language than english, what its so sad in our actual society and being spanish the second world language...
@MsDDiddy Of all the comments I can see - why is yours the only one pointing out they are talking about dogs. It is blatantly obvious in the clip that they are talking about German Sheperds. What the hell is up with everyone - I cannot believe that this sparked such amazingly viscous posting streams when the subject matter is so innocuous.
@sarauk2sf LOL i know. i thought it was obvious but either it's not that obvious or people here are really stupid. people are bashing each other's countries and whose country has the better army. seriously?
@MsDDiddy because they play an important role, in the Australian Army we have bomb detection dogs who are essentially sniffer dogs, we also have a canine unit in the Military Police as does every police force
And I do not know if the Spanish army is composed mainly by idiots, I do know is that we have a lot of corruption in our country, and we are very poorly governed ... the latter has always been our big problem. To improve the situation ... must deal with reality even though we do not like. It's hard, but it is the only way.
i don't see what is so offensive about this. all they are doing is saying a FACT about why there a no alsations in the spanish army. it is not calling spanish people dumb in any way
@7892sam I am Spanish and I have not offended at all. I think the Spanish should be much, much more sense of humor and be more self critical. The Spanish empire was huge and powerful, it can not be denied ... but the Spanish income can not live forever. It's time to forget past glories once and for all, and look to the future.
Well, until the date spanish troops have not being forced to leave an area they were operating at and being replaced by US Marines because of their poor performance, as the british have been in Sangin, Afghanistan.
So it seems like british forces are better in videogames than in real war
Human equivalent: I'd rather go up against an army of Stephen Frys, lead by Alan Davies than an army of Alan Davies, lead by Stephen Fry
Zukashi07 5 days ago 5
What does QI stand for ??
Sorry I ask, am from Germany
ArmandoBellagio 1 week ago
@ArmandoBellagio
Quite Interesting.
ProEvolutionDan 1 week ago
@ArmandoBellagio QI = Quite Interesting / Ziemlich Interessant
CommissarMarkhov 30 minutes ago
I lived in spain and i would be suprised if more than 5% of the population of spain could get into the army.
wwechamp7 1 week ago
...so...the minimum IQ for the Spanish army...is retarded...
I suspect it's the same for most other countries, as well.
ravenslaves 1 week ago
@ravenslaves
Borderline mental retardation. Odd thing is, two men who scored 68 on an IQ test in which I forget their name. Could do differential and integral calculus in their head.
BrutalValor 1 week ago
@BrutalValor I've seen such examples myself. I think we can also think of examples where roles are changed, and the highest IQ in the room, is incapable of driving a car safely, shouldn't be allowed around power tools, and shouldn't be allowed in public without supervision.
ravenslaves 1 week ago
@BrutalValor That's called savantism.
Android18uk 4 days ago
@Android18uk
It's also an indictment of the failure that IQ tests are.
BrutalValor 4 days ago
Nothing beats english humour....
TreeHouse3575 2 weeks ago
@TreeHouse3575 ... If your English.
TheDefiantBadger 1 week ago
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Quite a thrill seeing Stephen Fry in all his "glory" in Sherlock Holmes :D
lequaie1234 3 weeks ago
Putos piratas britanicos.
newhornet18 3 weeks ago
What i'd love to know is, what did that sheep do that was badass enough to get the lions to follow him?
SonOfHighValour 3 weeks ago 64
@SonOfHighValour Easy. The sheep was food for the lions, and the lions weren't just following him, they were trying to catch their meal.
nikkienisis 6 days ago
@nikkienisis 5 points for you sir! ^^
qwertzu3 4 days ago
@SonOfHighValour Maybe they were chasing him
bored0stiff 4 days ago
@SonOfHighValour Nothing, because it's not real.
IWillMakeUMyBitch 2 days ago
Can't...stop...watching...QI...
PetrichorAllegory 4 weeks ago
They forgot to mention, that when you pass the IQ test for the Spanish Army, everyone shouts - "Aye-Q-Rumba!!!"
ArtOfRuin75 1 month ago 4
@ArtOfRuin75 That could fit if you live in South America.
Illiterate yourself a bit before offending others, please.
Arthurein 1 month ago
@Arthurein Ok, fair enough. But, I'd love to know, had it of worked, in what way that would be offensive? I think you need to get over yourself. Whatever happened to 'sticks and stones'? Isn't that what you teach children? Grow up
ArtOfRuin75 1 month ago
@ArtOfRuin75 fucking lol'd.
MrConnorDuffy 1 month ago
Have you ever seen a Kiwi comedy film called Black Sheep? Those sheep will have you running for the hills.
byebye006 1 month ago
From the thumbnail I thought Fry was Jackie Chan.
G2CondorJoe 2 months ago
373,373 VIEWS.
I JUST THOUGHT I'D RECORD THIS MOMENT FOR POSTERITY.
Bummercund 3 months ago
Where's lord Melchett when you need him? Just to say... beeeeeeh
Joris85 3 months ago 3
Alsatian is not a dog breed..
Leowen2 3 months ago
@Leowen2 It's another way of saying German shepherd
TheGeneralThings 3 months ago
@Leowen2 Yes, it is...
kmyres14 2 months ago
@Leowen2 , thats right, they are called the German Sheperd.
Leowen2 2 months ago
@Leowen2 No. In the UK it's perfectly acceptable to call them Alsatians.
championchap 1 month ago
@Leowen2 Did you really just try to argue with Stephen fucking Fry?
ausdude77 3 weeks ago
Spanish army is a nato professional army.
JJKD91 3 months ago
@JJKD91 Ohh, so thats why they owned in WWII
BRMC888 3 weeks ago
@BRMC888 They weren't even in WWII.
webhutspain 2 weeks ago
@webhutspain I was being sarcastic because he was saying that the Spanish army are the best in the world or something like that :D
BRMC888 2 weeks ago
Just one more clip!
23Glee 4 months ago
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00donut1 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
how can someone be offend by this video....
I suppose that why we don't have more army...
timykaien 4 months ago
im watching QI clips. i dont want " lick ya down " the brand new single youtube management. use ur fucking brains
johnnyXsniper 4 months ago
Call it a German Shepherd not an Alsation. What, are we still in post war Europe?
rulerwithcounsel 5 months ago
@rulerwithcounsel i believe we are
peacepacifist2011 5 months ago
@rulerwithcounsel Well we're hardly in pre-war Europe are we?
AnChiarogEile 5 months ago
An IQ below 70 is considered mental retardation.
mackat4ck 5 months ago
@mackat4ck not anymore, this would make a 3rd of all african-american population be considered retarded
666Tomato666 5 months ago
@666Tomato666 That's a pretty bold claim. The average black IQ is indeed lower but by that much! I understand that IQ isn't used as an absolute definition for retardation and other factors are considered as well. The person taking the test may score low because of some other factor than lack of intelligence. IQ as far as I've heard is still used as part of the definition for retardation.
mackat4ck 5 months ago
@666Tomato666 It's environmental rather than genetic, as shown by the high IQ in certain countries such as Japan, Korea, China etc. Certain tests show that the average person there is around 115 whereas Western Europe is around 100 and the USA is around 85. The USA is low because it spends so much money on the military rather than things like education and healthcare plus there are less taxes so even less for education. Black Americans must have less education if they have a lower average.
youtoobe999 5 months ago
@youtoobe999 While I don't disagree with your comment about environment over genetics, I do question your numbers. The lists that I can find show Japan, Korea, and China at an average IQ of 106 & 105, European varying between 103 and 97 (with a few lower outliers), and the United States at an average of 98.
BrandSilven 4 months ago
@youtoobe999 In my country's defense, our average IQ is actually 98. European IQ averages range from 89 in Serbia to 107 in Germany. Britain falls in the middle at 100.
And we actually invest quite a lot of into education over here. Education is mandatory up until age 16, but free public education is provided to all children up until college--regardless of race. It's an unfair and untrue stereotype to think that we only spend public money on the military. We're not all gun-toting war mongers.
allamericandude15 4 months ago
@youtoobe999 I think that is really store-typing the US too far......SURE we spend a lot on our military, BUT the State's fund our Eduction, NOT the Federal Government.
LordValocis 4 months ago
@LordValocis and I spell Stereotyping wrong......
LordValocis 4 months ago
PERFECT timing of the Sheep-button !!!
Mrpepito1989 5 months ago
this guy is very dumb in my view.
MrKaniyaw 5 months ago
@MrKaniyaw If you mean Stephen Fry you are very much mistaken! :P
barretsbumhole 5 months ago
@barretsbumhole / he is dumb and it doesn't take a genius to see that.
MrKaniyaw 5 months ago
I'm just disliking this because the advertisment is too fucking long
Water4Jeremiah 5 months ago
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seitenshow 5 months ago
QI is so damn addictive!
MsBasiaSuperb 5 months ago 299
@MsBasiaSuperb I know, this is my 17th QI clip.....I only came on see the rare occasion that adam wins.....off to clip 18
AshleyJColeman 2 weeks ago
I don't give my hard-earned cash to the BBC through my TV licence to watch stupid pre-video adverts! >:(
MrSquidman007 6 months ago
@MrSquidman007 I know, it sucks. The reason they have adverts on BBCWorldwide is quite obvious though. Half of the videos views come from people outside the UK, who don't pay for a British television license. It's a fair argument but they really shouldn't be allowed to do it.
rockermanmatt 6 months ago
these fucking adverts are going to town on my IQ. Stop putting a dollar sign on everything.
louthleviathan 6 months ago
Típicos comentarios de anglos acomplejados en youtube,ninguna novedad a la vista.Estos PIRATAS van dando lecciones a todo el mundo cuando son los primeros que tienen que callar y no lo digo por el video.
alberto12340 6 months ago
PLYMOUTH <3 im from there :D thumbs up if your from there or near there too ;)
TehDMgaming 6 months ago
A 70 IQ is retardation.
Viktir666 6 months ago
purple.... doesn't colonel rhyme?
pinoy426 6 months ago
@pinoy426 Mmm... Don't think so. Depends on where you come from and what kind of accent you have.
In mine, it works, but I can imagine there's others in which it doesn't.
TimMeijerDoctor 6 months ago
What if it was a really brutal and strategical sheep? the hundred lions would be pretty scary then.
TGNTeaorcoffee 6 months ago 119
I THOUGHT THEY MEANT PEOPLE FROM ALSACE!
I thought they were being racist about those former Nazis.
revilo314 6 months ago
The US Nazy use Seals trained to hunt and watch boats in case terrorists are on them........
HeadSHOT604 6 months ago
Y cuánto coeficiente intelectual tiene que tener un inglés que venga de vacaciones a España para tirarse desde la terraza de un hotel a una piscina y quedarse parapléjico ? O que porque la cerveza es más barata en España beber tanta que les tengan que ingresar en un hospital por coma etílico, para todo esto se necesita mucho coeficiente intelectual?
angeltxurdi 6 months ago 2
@angeltxurdi Que fue un fantástico vacaciones. Tengo las fotografías.
fetidbrainwaves 6 months ago
@fetidbrainwaves Y te tiraste a la piscina o tú tienes más coeficiente intelectual que otros turistas ingleses?
angeltxurdi 6 months ago
@angeltxurdi Ah, ¿pero los británicos son inteligentes? Pensé que formaban parte de línea evolutiva paralela al homo australopithecus. Solo hay que verlos todo llenos de tatuajes, oliendo como cerdos (no, el aseo diario no lo tienen por norma) y borrachos perdidos por las calles mientras balbucean "Sangía" o "Servesa". Es lo que tiene ser descendientes de cobardes pirtas y ladrones sin escrúpulos, que su ADN se malea jajaja
InsaneNumber102 3 months ago
@InsaneNumber102
"sehvesa", no te olvides de que no saben pronunciar la R.
panzergrenadier88 2 months ago
Quite fun but utter crap - there's no IQ qualification for serving in the Spanish military.
belisariusorb 6 months ago
UH-HUHM-HMM-MMM.....PURE Hilarity, I must say so myself, yes QUITE so FRANKLY!
novanine9 7 months ago
Alsations weren't allowed in the army because they would most likely be spotted.
ogicabp4u 7 months ago
@ogicabp4u I see what you did there.
Gavin17259 6 months ago
@Gavin17259 Really? Your IQ must be just about enough then...go join the Spanish Army!
ogicabp4u 6 months ago
@ogicabp4u Erm, are you actually calling me stupid or are you joking?
Gavin17259 6 months ago
@Gavin17259 well if your IQ is high enough you'll be able to figure that one out for yourself. LOL!
ogicabp4u 6 months ago
@ogicabp4u I'd say you are joking. Am I right?
Gavin17259 6 months ago
@Gavin17259 well, if you need to ask...
ogicabp4u 6 months ago
@ogicabp4u fine then. You are joking. No questions.
Gavin17259 6 months ago
@Gavin17259 took you a while...but not too bad. Your IQ is above average.
ogicabp4u 6 months ago
@ogicabp4u Hooray. Do I get a lollipop?
Gavin17259 6 months ago
@Gavin17259 sucker.
ogicabp4u 6 months ago
@ogicabp4u *cries*
Gavin17259 6 months ago
@Gavin17259 Well, it's been fun. Laterz. :)~
ogicabp4u 6 months ago
So this is how the BBC make money off Ads! Scumbag BBC execs
PDodds77 7 months ago
The American Army has a minimum IQ of 85 because "they found difficulty training" people of lower IQs. I dont believe the British Army has a minimum it uses the selectors judgement but apparently in a test of one platoon only 2 people were found to have an IQ lower than 100. I would imagine the difficulty of military training both physically and mentally would raise the IQ of people that had been let down by the school system.
iant88888888 7 months ago 2
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lionhart619 7 months ago
@iant88888888 i have been in afghan with the american army they do not have a high IQ in a solo stance but in a 100 strong group they may have an IQ of 85 all put together the honest report of british v american forces the yanks are trained to be strong and tough the british are trained to be smart and cunning we are trained to survive the yanks are trained to attack but saying that the elite us force said our basic training for our marines was inhumane our commandos are harder then us elite lol
lionhart619 7 months ago
@lionhart619 I think you're bullshitting no one in a war would be insulting their allies to such a degree, those people are helping to keep your ass from getting shot off and if you think your so damn smart why the hell would go to war together with stupid people? Fuck you.
J3rEmY17 7 months ago
@J3rEmY17 haha mate i think you will find we do it all the time we all insult each other i didnt say i was smart i am not bullshitting at all i have pride in what i do and who i work with its called banter the yanks do it the brits do it and you can ask anyone in services what they think of other services and they will all do the same just for a little bit of info i have been shot at by US CIA back in 2008 when they took off they fired a few rounds over where i was working fixing seakings ....
lionhart619 7 months ago
@J3rEmY17 ....and all they did was come round while we was running round trying to find out what happened and say hey man sorry bout that laughing as if they were saying oh well i have worked with some right bifters on boths sides US and brit and i know that common sense is not issue the point being every force will always they theirs is better smarter harder and everyone elses are not anyone in the forces reading this care to disagree?? i got slagged off by mates in army whilst injured!!!!
lionhart619 7 months ago
@J3rEmY17 haha i bet your american speak to any english we do it all the time its called banter you respect allies to the highest degree but you always slag them off cuz anyone that isnt in your branch isnt as good as you one of my mates is a commando i take the piss saying he is muscle nothing else all the time saying he isnt smart enough to do what i do he laughs an slags me off i go to war with them cuz even tho they may not be ''smart'' they are the best at what they do any more questions?
lionhart619 6 months ago
@lionhart619 Learn some grammar and punctuation. You make English people look stupid
sextonqpr 5 months ago
@sextonqpr You forgot to put in the final full stop. Other than that, Bravo!
itislupus08 5 months ago
@sextonqpr its a comment section not a exam the only people that read these and comment on how people spell or their grammar have no live and jack off to japanese cartoons, thats your favorite right. oh and you missed a full stop at the end of your message so who looks stupid now!!!!
lionhart619 5 months ago
@lionhart619 You sir,you are the one who looks stupid. Did i not explain that already?
sextonqpr 5 months ago
@sextonqpr haha good comeback witty and quick, to be honest i have got really bored of this and i deploy soon so as much fun as it has been i am afraid that unless there are some interesting and offensive comebacks then i see no point in this lol it has been fun ill give ou guys 6 months to think of a good insult, try something other then your mum or alcoholic dad lol trollers
lionhart619 5 months ago
@lionhart619 Im afraid you have given me absolutaly no stimmuli to come back with an insult
sextonqpr 5 months ago
This is Alexanders quote! Not Talleyrands!
VictumRoManius 7 months ago
can anyone tell me/us what series and episode this is??
kaderoder 7 months ago
fucking hate youtube...
Gibb819 7 months ago
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I would like to complain in the strongest possible terms the previous clip about the IQ of Alsatians. Some of my best friends are Alsatians and only a few of them are complete morons. Others are actually rather bright and have been capable of leading an army of 100 lions. Yours sincerely, Brigadier D. A. Robinson ESQ.
ps. I like to hear the sound of two grapefruit being smashed together.
Imiguana 7 months ago
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Imiguana 7 months ago
lololol some peoples iq is too ow for the army ... duz that means when some dogs get in the army they are brainier than some humans xD
DeanMurray08 7 months ago
@DeanMurray08 the irony of this post makes me chuckle
Tarudizer 7 months ago 34
Anybody that's offended by this has a lower IQ than an Alsatian.
StateOfTheEnemy 8 months ago 96
spanish speaks french with the lady,german with the soldiers,Italian with the music , and ENGLISH WITH THE DOGS
ENGLISH NEVER FORGET BLAS DE LEZO
OberonXXXXXX 8 months ago
@OberonXXXXXX Why so angry Gringo?
millard27 8 months ago
@millard27 gringo it,s a mexican word for the eeuu citizens, could you please return to school, thanks in advance
OberonXXXXXX 8 months ago
@OberonXXXXXX Spic then?
millard27 8 months ago
@OberonXXXXXX its not just mexican other hispanic nationalities use it too.
metallidethN9ne 8 months ago
@OberonXXXXXX The only language you're talking is bullshit.
herbaliser555 7 months ago
Aaaah, la gente española, relajarse, se trata de perros....
mollyandchris 8 months ago
So that means Alsations are more intelligent than about 1% of the population. I'm not sure whether I believe that.
pixxispad 8 months ago
@pixxispad there's some retards out there who can't feed themselves, and just sit dribbling down thier chins all day. Just pop down the nearest special needs school and you'll see plenty of people who could be outsmarted by a dog.
OktoberSunset 6 months ago
Wouldn't the 100 lions eat the 1 sheep then go on to murder everything?
gopalakartik 8 months ago 5
Well I don't know if any Brits involved in these comments speak Spanish...but damn, they're pissed at QI!
benryan55 8 months ago 6
why do people argue so much on here they should shut there gobs and listen a bit better these programmes are vey educationalplus they swear toomuch muthras90
why do people argue so much and swear on herethese programmes are very ecucayionalmythras90 wh
DorothyShelley 8 months ago
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ilove this programmestephen is very cleversometimes the tean act a bit too silly when dtephen is talking but its stila good mythras90 x
DorothyShelley 8 months ago
ilove this programmestephen is very cleversometimes the tean act a bit too silly when dtephen is talking but its stila good programme
DorothyShelley 8 months ago
The dolphins were at least intelligent enough to bugger off :):):)
2JAMMY 9 months ago
Do you want to know the reason?, that is because the normal people don't want to kill other people, it is a question of "values". How is the "values question" in England?
yeslarry085 9 months ago
@yeslarry085 We know not of this "values question" which you pose! Explain yourself, or I shall challenge you to a duel with my finest flintlocks.
88Eoghan 8 months ago
@yeslarry085 Thats not entirely correct, it's in our nature and our instincts to be able to kill each other.
As it is with ALL living things on tis planet!
Unfortunate but true..
iruss71 8 months ago
Alsatian = German Shepherd Dog
mrjibby3b 9 months ago
de que coño hablan los gordos estos ??? no he entendido una palabra de lo que han dicho los sacos de grasa pero creo que se estaban metiendo con españa
xXRubenXUzumakiXx 9 months ago
@xXRubenXUzumakiXx Pues como dices, no has entendido nada. Hasta que sepas de lo que hablas, mejor que te calles, no? Vete a aprender ingles- no te lo voy a explicar.
ebaz1 9 months ago
@ebaz1 pues por mi bien,quieres un pin o una galleta??
xXRubenXUzumakiXx 9 months ago
@xXRubenXUzumakiXx Es un programa guiri, no hay que darle importancia. Bromean sobre que para entrar en el ejercito español ha que tener solo un coeficiente intelectual de 70, teniendo un pastor aleman 60.
Como todo programa anglosajon solo saben bromear sobre los demas, nunco de ellos mismos. Ni caso, programa cutre de guiris pa tontos. De todas formas el guiri medio tiene un coeficiente intelectual de 50, por eso no aprenden mas idioma que el suyo.
FishBrothersReturns 8 months ago
@FishBrothersReturns la verdad que meterse con otros paises sin saber su historia es de ser bastante incultos y poco inteligentes.¿Porque me has dicho que son britanicos no?? si supieran lo de la batalla de cartagena de indias que solo 3000 españoles y 6 fragtas derrotaron a 20000 britanicos y 195 barcos de combate se callarian
xXRubenXUzumakiXx 8 months ago
@xXRubenXUzumakiXx Ademas dicen lo del coeficiente intelectual como si fueran sobraos. Ni que sus soldados fueran genio. Si esque se pide el mismo ( si lo piden) coeficiente intelectual en todos los ejercitos del mundo. Para ser soldado raso en el ingles, con ser un poco mas listo que un mono es bastante.
Ademas, son ellos los que permiten alistar a crios en el ejercito. Pero claro de eso no hablan.
FishBrothersReturns 8 months ago
@xXRubenXUzumakiXx Pues mira que listo que eres. No sabes lo que dicen, y creen que ya estan insultando? Explicaba por que un la mili española no tienen perros.
soyelneng 8 months ago
@soyelneng escuchame ,ahora se de lo que estan hablando dicen que el minimo IQ para entrar en el ejercito español es de 70 cuando su puto perro es de 60 cuando el ejercito ingles es aun peor y por cierto si que tenemos perros
xXRubenXUzumakiXx 8 months ago
did you know that HItlers IQ was 141, which is quite genius level.
Interioroutbreak69 10 months ago 6
@Interioroutbreak69 Genius grammar
Tabassam86 9 months ago
woooooo! discover northern ireland!!!!
conor293 10 months ago
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!! i just got an advert on the bbc's youtube, surely that's not meant to happen >.<
ouiseylou 10 months ago 114
@ouiseylou Adblock is your friend ;)
somethingmemorable1 7 months ago
@ouiseylou Not controlled by them.
dragonfire981 7 months ago
@ouiseylou Of course you're supposed to get adverts.
DarrelHerring 7 months ago
@ouiseylou This is BBC WORLDWIDE (emphasis on the WORLDWIDE bit). It's their commercial arm, it has nothing to do with the license fee, it's an entirely commercial enterprise set up to sell merchandising and programming to other channels and countries and so on.
TalesOfWar 6 months ago
@TalesOfWar ahhhh ok, thanks. I feel a bit of fool now for getting so worked up...
ouiseylou 6 months ago
@ouiseylou lol, 2nd time. I'll make this my last.... World service is not license fee, its paid for by foreign office and adverts.
CmdrTobs 6 months ago
@CmdrTobs yeah, I've had lots of explanations and they mostly make sense. Like I said to someone else, I feel like a fool for getting so worked up :$
ouiseylou 6 months ago
@ouiseylou I'm wrong actually, they have set up a separate thing called 'BBCworldwide' that is separate from the world service.
So it's:
BBC - UK only - Tv licence funded.
BBC worldservice - Everywhere providing advert free news/information for the world. - Foreign office funded.
BBC worldwide - A commercial advert funded service
So it's the top one we should get pitch forks out when we see adverts.
Hope this clears things up if you are still reading.... :p
CmdrTobs 6 months ago
@ouiseylou
Adblocker plus & Firefox. Never have to watch Ads again! :D
AccurateMrC 6 months ago 2
@ouiseylou -Insert QI Theme Tune-
TaffTalk 5 months ago
Ridiculous idea to test the IQ of dogs anyway.
72Yonatan 10 months ago
@72Yonatan WOOF! Bark,Bark,BARK! GRRrrrrrrrr!!!
ogicabp4u 6 months ago
@letsfIogthezog nobody has risen to my bait yet =(
chrismohr 10 months ago
Quite interestingly, only Spaniards are allowed to serve in the Spanish Foreign Legion.
ConciseOxford100 10 months ago
@ConciseOxford100 It is the Spanish Legion, it is "not" the Spanish "Foreign" Legion
yeslarry085 9 months ago
As a spaniard i have to say this is not true, the IQ required is even lower, our legion have a goat as pet! :D
Fear our mighty goat enemies of Spain!
Stuka86 10 months ago 10
@Stuka86 We're genetically tampering with our dolphin soldiers to give them hooves! The land is no safehouse, sir!
Lamashtar 10 months ago
Some coca cola + this = I nearly died.
TheHatsMain 10 months ago
oh.. well
goyikojiro 10 months ago
graceygrumble? or what ever... it´s so funny and ridiculous at the same time read ur incultural and unpolite comments because it seems u are making a definition for british people.. u say spanish people we are ignorant and at the least here all of us we can speak english more or less and what about british? you can not speak another fucking language than english, what its so sad in our actual society and being spanish the second world language...
teobimb 10 months ago
So if I had an IQ of 140 I'd count as 2 people? :D
Krisg9994 10 months ago
You fucking idiots! They're talking about the alsatian dogs. why the fuck are people offended that dogs aren't allowed in the army?
MsDDiddy 10 months ago 140
@MsDDiddy Of all the comments I can see - why is yours the only one pointing out they are talking about dogs. It is blatantly obvious in the clip that they are talking about German Sheperds. What the hell is up with everyone - I cannot believe that this sparked such amazingly viscous posting streams when the subject matter is so innocuous.
sarauk2sf 10 months ago
@sarauk2sf LOL i know. i thought it was obvious but either it's not that obvious or people here are really stupid. people are bashing each other's countries and whose country has the better army. seriously?
MsDDiddy 10 months ago
@MsDDiddy because they play an important role, in the Australian Army we have bomb detection dogs who are essentially sniffer dogs, we also have a canine unit in the Military Police as does every police force
irishgodfatherchris 9 months ago
@MsDDiddy 2 WOOFS for You!
ogicabp4u 6 months ago
i hate the term Alsation,.
markdawson1982 11 months ago
@markdawson1982 Term?
no1doesitlikeme 11 months ago
And I do not know if the Spanish army is composed mainly by idiots, I do know is that we have a lot of corruption in our country, and we are very poorly governed ... the latter has always been our big problem. To improve the situation ... must deal with reality even though we do not like. It's hard, but it is the only way.
sumeriano 11 months ago 3
i don't see what is so offensive about this. all they are doing is saying a FACT about why there a no alsations in the spanish army. it is not calling spanish people dumb in any way
7892sam 11 months ago 2
@7892sam I am Spanish and I have not offended at all. I think the Spanish should be much, much more sense of humor and be more self critical. The Spanish empire was huge and powerful, it can not be denied ... but the Spanish income can not live forever. It's time to forget past glories once and for all, and look to the future.
sumeriano 11 months ago 6
@sumeriano It's 'humour' amigo.
truckerfromreno 11 months ago
Well, until the date spanish troops have not being forced to leave an area they were operating at and being replaced by US Marines because of their poor performance, as the british have been in Sangin, Afghanistan.
So it seems like british forces are better in videogames than in real war