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  • damn, nice catch at :48

  • what the mod?

  • THIS is so not lame at all!

  • Is that a Marked one at 0:32?

  • No mutants were harmed in the making of this video! LAWL..

  • green scientist :D

  • watch "История 5-ти сталкеров" - cool movie about Stalkers !

  • You are cheater

  • queer video for a queer game

  • @Sw33p3r41 well hello mr. troll

  • @Sw33p3r41 In the immortal words of The Terrets guy " Fuck you kid. Your a Faggot."

  • ))))))))))

  • lol this video is fucking funny

  • ХАХАХА Кул!

  • Их спасёт Dutyman!!!!

  • "NO MUTANTS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO"

    Xaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • терминатор мод?

  • терминатор мод?

  • Ти жахливо нудно

  • японский мотороллер

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

  • why

  • Comic sans. Really.

  • LOL

  • lol

  • lol, funny :D

  • Ебать лошара

  • Ну ты ваще...

  • LMAO god i must be a geek if i found this that funny. God speed STALKER!

  • ухаха

  • I from Russia. but very much was pleasant to me I know English language badly but here all have understood ridiculously STALKER 4ever!

  • @D0m1ne hey man, can you please tell me what "Arroj yo brau" means? you know, that thing the guys at Cordon are always saying when you pass by them?

  • this is jump_speed change in gamedata/cofing/creatures/acto­r and you change jump speed i have jump_speed 35 or 40 and air_control_param 4.1

  • Nerds, The world Loves them for their inconvenient knowledge.

  • lol

  • epic movie star in ecologist suit!!

  • no mutants were harmed in the making of this video :P

  • dude you are seek ...

  • Rofl

  • LOL!

  • лооол xDDDD

  • lol

    name: green goblin

    specalty : high jumping

    primary weapon : grenade XD

    hates:... spiderman? or freedom

  • Lol! We have a new mutant at the Zone. Jumper!!

  • Whhat the hell has S.T.A.L.K.E.R SHOC have to do with left 4 dead apart from zombies

  • ugh, i dont know what i was thinking when i posted that comment.

  • lol

  • i think the only cool or even close to cool thing was the jumping ,i havent watched spiderman since i was 5 or 6

  • lol)))

  • green goblin + stalker = bullshit!!!

  • No mutants were harmed in the making of this video.

    xDD

    very good vid^^

  • "cool guy from spider man"

    no such thing i'm afraid

  • how did u jump like that?

  • its a mod

  • ахххаааахххаааа XD

  • I find myself trying to go for stealth, or else I just go in with an MP5 or anything that is fully auto and dangerous. I never go for shotguns, and pistols I only use for a last resort. The knife, I find it hard to stab, being that they always get away before I can give a lethal blow

  • ЛОЛ !!!!

  • cool! =))

  • gay

  • nah.. the best suit is an exoskeleton armor:)

  • Not at all.

    SEVA suit FTW.

  • um.. yes the exoskeleton is better then the seva suit.. have you even played the game?

    if you have an exoskeleton armor you can basically walk past medium and low damage weapons without needing to worry.. in the seva suit? you can't

  • Nah. The SEVA suit has insane protection against Rads, and elementals.

    However, the exo is better in actual close combat. I almost never get shot though, as I usually pick them off with the SR-25, and then clean up with the Spas-12.

    I stick with my SSP-888p suit or whatever. The second Ecologist suit. I have enough artifacts that my rad protection is at 100%, and bullets and rupture at 80%. Everything else is 70%+.

  • true, but i must admit i like it close and dirty, shotguns and heavy sidearms.. maybe a few stabs to;)

    i'd recommend the summoner mod, really cool.. for 50/50 out of all the mutants you kill you can get body parts.. and you can use those to spawn the mutants.. really cool but they kill everything besides you hehe so be carefull using it;)

  • Sounds like fun. I'll give it a try sometime.

  • '***FuNnY

  • lol, how the hell did you made him jump that high? xD

  • he probably went into the script and changed jumping height and range, and then he changed the falling damage:)

  • That´s what I do when I want to jump high at least :P

  • easy stuff ey? hehe.. the most funny thing i see is on DL sites where people are actually stupid enough to ask how to mount iso files or where the crack or cdkey is.. it's all in the file hahahah some people just don't understand pc basics:P

  • Yea they really suck xD.

  • aah men:(

    didnt know i suck

  • hehe don't feel bad, it comes with just alittle practice;) i to sucked with pc before hehe:P

  • *lol* It's cool =]

  • hahahah nice one hahaaa

  • Funny , i dont like fucking cheater in games

  • Funny good job

  • hahahahah nice!!!!!

  • Funny :S

  • and i am mad it is rated T i want Stalker:Clear Skys to be M :( now little 9 year olds are playing these types of games

  • the game is ok.. but the parent's are really to blame.. the games are just there as means of entertainment.. but it's stupid bad parent's that allow they're children to play this or worse games!

  • what armor is that? or is it a trainer?

  • muhahahaa LOL

  • LOOOL RETARDED haha !

  • stalker: who???

    green goblin: WRONG ANSWER (nade spams)

    Stalker: noob spammer -.- *dies from nade*

    Green goblin: hahahah now i will hack the server who knows what next maybe ill hack the xfire master server mwahahahah*ahem* -.-

  • Weres Spider man :D

  • LOLz

  • v good! :D

  • thats more like spider man dressed like the green goblin O_o

  • its awsome!!

  • Sam Raimi has worked with Danny Elfman. Jhonen Vasquez has worked with Ted Raimi (and R. Lee Ermey but that's beside the point). Some of Jhonen Vasquez's work has a Tim Burton influence. Tim Burton has worked with Danny Elfman...a lot. XD

    So in conclusion: Oingo Boingo pwns.

  • awsome

    make more

  • ROFLL thats the funniest shit ever

  • roflmao

  • oh, I was about to say wheres the spiderman...

  • LLLLLOOOOOLLLLLL awsome vid xD

  • hahaha thats great!

  • Awesome ´but i think you are a nerd

  • OMG a brilliant deduction. Of course I am. How do you know? Have we met or something?

  • @hostelmostel of course he is a nerd ! he create video about spider-man! of course -_-......

  • lol awsome

  • Well...u have spun ur last...grenade then!Thats great!XD

  • im sorry, i have to say this, at 2:04, somebodeh overcooked teh chicken :D

  • How stupid xD BUT AWESOME! :D

  • Hahaha NIce One xD!

  • :) nice

  • Wooooorrrdd xD

  • wrong answer LOL=))

  • nice work! :)

  • HahahaHAh

  • хуйня мені не сподобалось.

  • Hahahahahaha! Funniest thing in a while I've seen.

  • LOL nice just freakin funny can u make something else like this :)

  • get out of here stalker!

  • This is some funny stuff =D

  • really nice video

  • Made me lol.

    Great game and great vid 5*

  • hey in the game can you play in 2nd person pls tell me...plssss

  • Find your „user.ltx" on your HDD, open it with Notepad and write or copy these three lines there:

    bind cam_1 kF1

    bind cam_2 kF2

    bind cam_3 kF3

    F1, F2, F3 keys in the game will do the trick but many features of the game like night vision, flashlight and anomalies will be disabled or buggy. It is also hard to aim accurately and so the third person view is mostly for taking screenshots and making crazy videos.

  • идиотизм (idiotizm)

  • WUHAHAHA!

  • how do i get my camra like that

  • fuck you lulle

    sure you can...

    with the bind cam command or even in resident evil style by renaming the path to XR_3DA into

    "D:\Program Files\THQ\S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl\bin\XR_3DA.exe" -psp "....

    stupid idiot...

  • PEOPLE LISTEN UP!

    I KNOW HOW TO GET THE DECODER!!!

    when u helping group of stalkers to shoot some snipers..and then u go into underground....

    when u exit the underground u will see a big house ! kill every 1 there(theres only 2-4 people)

    then take 1 body go to the second floor and u will see a lot of doors 1 door is #26 its the only door with a number take the body and just go to into the door put the body so u wont get stuck there down and there in the room is the decoder!!!

  • decoder for wut?

  • for a difrante ending O.o

  • alternatively speak to guide, then speak to doctor and just open the door...

  • HAHHAHAHAHAH

  • GOOD

  • great vfunny vid MM 100000000000000000000/10000000­00000000000

  • Top stuff Mickey, which video capturing software do you use?

  • Thanks, Fraps for video capturing, Windows Movie Maker, Ulead Video Studio and Photoshop for making the video.

  • nade spam! ROFL

  • ^^ Funny

  • lol

  • yeah...i know about the ltx file and i tried to find it but its not there!?, is there something i have to download to make it work?

    can you say the exact values of your ltx files u are using ?

    =)

  • Have you downloaded some mods already? If not, that's the reason why you don't have any actor.ltx at all. I would suggest downloading SpiderMod for instance from filefront. Type Spidermod 2.0 to Google and you should end on the desired page. I haven't tried it, but it should do exactly what you want. Then you can customize your ltx file to your likings.

  • I have also sent you the beginning of my actor.ltx file. There are jump_speed and air_control_param lines as you can see. But my actor.ltx was created by Faiakes mod, which I use with the exception of trader mod.

  • how can you jump so high?

  • You have to be gifted, you have to train really hard for a long time and consider using some steroids as well...

    No, that's not true, it's a little easier in the game than in real life. The only thing you have to do is to rewrite "jump_speed" and "air_control_param" lines in "actor.ltx". It's in your ...\S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl\gamedata\config\crea­tures directory.

  • totally amazing, really well done, background music, script, camera works, and the humor, all good.

  • Haahahahaha, awesome..

  • nice one dude. i like

  • lol love the creativity and randomness

  • quite creative use of stalker :)

  • I second that!

  • nice very nice

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