I have Stalker clear sky patch 1.5.07 Hamachi server, hamachi version 1.0.0.56 Free Lan GAME ! Hamachi's servers name is GEO.STALKER and Password : 123 join all there will no problem with CD KEY's !
I find myself trying to go for stealth, or else I just go in with an MP5 or anything that is fully auto and dangerous. I never go for shotguns, and pistols I only use for a last resort. The knife, I find it hard to stab, being that they always get away before I can give a lethal blow
Nah. The SEVA suit has insane protection against Rads, and elementals.
However, the exo is better in actual close combat. I almost never get shot though, as I usually pick them off with the SR-25, and then clean up with the Spas-12.
I stick with my SSP-888p suit or whatever. The second Ecologist suit. I have enough artifacts that my rad protection is at 100%, and bullets and rupture at 80%. Everything else is 70%+.
true, but i must admit i like it close and dirty, shotguns and heavy sidearms.. maybe a few stabs to;)
i'd recommend the summoner mod, really cool.. for 50/50 out of all the mutants you kill you can get body parts.. and you can use those to spawn the mutants.. really cool but they kill everything besides you hehe so be carefull using it;)
easy stuff ey? hehe.. the most funny thing i see is on DL sites where people are actually stupid enough to ask how to mount iso files or where the crack or cdkey is.. it's all in the file hahahah some people just don't understand pc basics:P
the game is ok.. but the parent's are really to blame.. the games are just there as means of entertainment.. but it's stupid bad parent's that allow they're children to play this or worse games!
Sam Raimi has worked with Danny Elfman. Jhonen Vasquez has worked with Ted Raimi (and R. Lee Ermey but that's beside the point). Some of Jhonen Vasquez's work has a Tim Burton influence. Tim Burton has worked with Danny Elfman...a lot. XD
Find your „user.ltx" on your HDD, open it with Notepad and write or copy these three lines there:
bind cam_1 kF1
bind cam_2 kF2
bind cam_3 kF3
F1, F2, F3 keys in the game will do the trick but many features of the game like night vision, flashlight and anomalies will be disabled or buggy. It is also hard to aim accurately and so the third person view is mostly for taking screenshots and making crazy videos.
when u helping group of stalkers to shoot some snipers..and then u go into underground....
when u exit the underground u will see a big house ! kill every 1 there(theres only 2-4 people)
then take 1 body go to the second floor and u will see a lot of doors 1 door is #26 its the only door with a number take the body and just go to into the door put the body so u wont get stuck there down and there in the room is the decoder!!!
Have you downloaded some mods already? If not, that's the reason why you don't have any actor.ltx at all. I would suggest downloading SpiderMod for instance from filefront. Type Spidermod 2.0 to Google and you should end on the desired page. I haven't tried it, but it should do exactly what you want. Then you can customize your ltx file to your likings.
I have also sent you the beginning of my actor.ltx file. There are jump_speed and air_control_param lines as you can see. But my actor.ltx was created by Faiakes mod, which I use with the exception of trader mod.
You have to be gifted, you have to train really hard for a long time and consider using some steroids as well...
No, that's not true, it's a little easier in the game than in real life. The only thing you have to do is to rewrite "jump_speed" and "air_control_param" lines in "actor.ltx". It's in your ...\S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl\gamedata\config\creatures directory.
damn, nice catch at :48
LoganKorey 1 month ago
what the mod?
NewSTALKERStrelok 5 months ago
THIS is so not lame at all!
HuxterTheBear 6 months ago
Is that a Marked one at 0:32?
ak47zbest 6 months ago
No mutants were harmed in the making of this video! LAWL..
mistrysandipan 7 months ago
green scientist :D
ziomallex1 8 months ago
watch "История 5-ти сталкеров" - cool movie about Stalkers !
SuperMaxim1990 9 months ago
You are cheater
DerMeister1996 10 months ago
queer video for a queer game
Sw33p3r41 11 months ago
@Sw33p3r41 well hello mr. troll
strelok230 11 months ago
@Sw33p3r41 In the immortal words of The Terrets guy " Fuck you kid. Your a Faggot."
MrAnimeFan27 9 months ago
))))))))))
groz68 1 year ago
lol this video is fucking funny
eDamnedqc 1 year ago
ХАХАХА Кул!
STAKERism 1 year ago
Их спасёт Dutyman!!!!
MrHellstorm177 1 year ago
"NO MUTANTS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO"
Xaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
michagod 1 year ago
терминатор мод?
Pilula111 1 year ago
терминатор мод?
Pilula111 1 year ago
Ти жахливо нудно
MrSlash4 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I have Stalker clear sky patch 1.5.07 Hamachi server, hamachi version 1.0.0.56 Free Lan GAME ! Hamachi's servers name is GEO.STALKER and Password : 123 join all there will no problem with CD KEY's !
baqiaa 1 year ago
японский мотороллер
Jokadoll12 1 year ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!
Soyawannabeamasta 1 year ago
why
MeteorArmageddon 1 year ago
Comic sans. Really.
ThatsNotPoetry 1 year ago
LOL
mylesbradley1234 1 year ago
lol
overlord09931 1 year ago
lol, funny :D
ThexXxStalker 1 year ago
Ебать лошара
receptor1974 1 year ago
Ну ты ваще...
dolgrulit 1 year ago
LMAO god i must be a geek if i found this that funny. God speed STALKER!
KingOhmni 1 year ago
ухаха
WwwTaskForceUcozRu 1 year ago
I from Russia. but very much was pleasant to me I know English language badly but here all have understood ridiculously STALKER 4ever!
D0m1ne 1 year ago
@D0m1ne hey man, can you please tell me what "Arroj yo brau" means? you know, that thing the guys at Cordon are always saying when you pass by them?
grineti5 1 year ago
this is jump_speed change in gamedata/cofing/creatures/actor and you change jump speed i have jump_speed 35 or 40 and air_control_param 4.1
MultiJakob2 2 years ago 3
Nerds, The world Loves them for their inconvenient knowledge.
capet2 2 years ago
lol
MultiJakob2 2 years ago
epic movie star in ecologist suit!!
TommyBloxxer 2 years ago
no mutants were harmed in the making of this video :P
Kingoffholland 2 years ago
dude you are seek ...
Zlowrogiprzyjaciel 2 years ago
Rofl
HollywoodTmr 2 years ago
LOL!
Panfilovec 2 years ago
лооол xDDDD
LOGIN4848 2 years ago 3
lol
name: green goblin
specalty : high jumping
primary weapon : grenade XD
hates:... spiderman? or freedom
Kingoffholland 2 years ago 7
Lol! We have a new mutant at the Zone. Jumper!!
MartySnowdog 2 years ago
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isnt that from left 4 dead?
anatepa 2 years ago
Whhat the hell has S.T.A.L.K.E.R SHOC have to do with left 4 dead apart from zombies
Zeta368peep 2 years ago
ugh, i dont know what i was thinking when i posted that comment.
anatepa 2 years ago
lol
GSCGameWorld 2 years ago 3
i think the only cool or even close to cool thing was the jumping ,i havent watched spiderman since i was 5 or 6
thedeathranger 2 years ago
lol)))
Diablo806408 2 years ago
green goblin + stalker = bullshit!!!
STALKERfanUA 2 years ago 30
No mutants were harmed in the making of this video.
xDD
very good vid^^
LeitwoIf 2 years ago
"cool guy from spider man"
no such thing i'm afraid
TeamFortressHeavy 2 years ago 13
how did u jump like that?
jumpforce75 2 years ago
its a mod
jardude699 2 years ago
ахххаааахххаааа XD
DimRuss08 2 years ago
I find myself trying to go for stealth, or else I just go in with an MP5 or anything that is fully auto and dangerous. I never go for shotguns, and pistols I only use for a last resort. The knife, I find it hard to stab, being that they always get away before I can give a lethal blow
Solamentuno 2 years ago
ЛОЛ !!!!
Jurius412 2 years ago
cool! =))
CepbIuLOL 3 years ago
gay
dominoesdeluxe 3 years ago
nah.. the best suit is an exoskeleton armor:)
INSANESUICIDE 3 years ago
Not at all.
SEVA suit FTW.
venom0013 3 years ago
um.. yes the exoskeleton is better then the seva suit.. have you even played the game?
if you have an exoskeleton armor you can basically walk past medium and low damage weapons without needing to worry.. in the seva suit? you can't
INSANESUICIDE 3 years ago
Nah. The SEVA suit has insane protection against Rads, and elementals.
However, the exo is better in actual close combat. I almost never get shot though, as I usually pick them off with the SR-25, and then clean up with the Spas-12.
I stick with my SSP-888p suit or whatever. The second Ecologist suit. I have enough artifacts that my rad protection is at 100%, and bullets and rupture at 80%. Everything else is 70%+.
venom0013 3 years ago
true, but i must admit i like it close and dirty, shotguns and heavy sidearms.. maybe a few stabs to;)
i'd recommend the summoner mod, really cool.. for 50/50 out of all the mutants you kill you can get body parts.. and you can use those to spawn the mutants.. really cool but they kill everything besides you hehe so be carefull using it;)
INSANESUICIDE 3 years ago
Sounds like fun. I'll give it a try sometime.
venom0013 3 years ago
'***FuNnY
jojopoika 3 years ago
lol, how the hell did you made him jump that high? xD
VSSFantastic 3 years ago
he probably went into the script and changed jumping height and range, and then he changed the falling damage:)
INSANESUICIDE 3 years ago
That´s what I do when I want to jump high at least :P
v1lle3 3 years ago
easy stuff ey? hehe.. the most funny thing i see is on DL sites where people are actually stupid enough to ask how to mount iso files or where the crack or cdkey is.. it's all in the file hahahah some people just don't understand pc basics:P
INSANESUICIDE 3 years ago
Yea they really suck xD.
v1lle3 3 years ago
aah men:(
didnt know i suck
arthurdragon17 3 years ago
hehe don't feel bad, it comes with just alittle practice;) i to sucked with pc before hehe:P
INSANESUICIDE 3 years ago
*lol* It's cool =]
Renegate007 3 years ago
hahahah nice one hahaaa
OTE6ATELb 3 years ago
Funny , i dont like fucking cheater in games
Vertual001 3 years ago 2
Funny good job
hybryds02 3 years ago
hahahahah nice!!!!!
ownagebattelfeild 3 years ago
Funny :S
Multrox 3 years ago
and i am mad it is rated T i want Stalker:Clear Skys to be M :( now little 9 year olds are playing these types of games
MrGrimmv2 3 years ago
the game is ok.. but the parent's are really to blame.. the games are just there as means of entertainment.. but it's stupid bad parent's that allow they're children to play this or worse games!
INSANESUICIDE 3 years ago
what armor is that? or is it a trainer?
MrGrimmv2 3 years ago
muhahahaa LOL
MushSex 3 years ago
LOOOL RETARDED haha !
Trolllkarl 3 years ago 2
stalker: who???
green goblin: WRONG ANSWER (nade spams)
Stalker: noob spammer -.- *dies from nade*
Green goblin: hahahah now i will hack the server who knows what next maybe ill hack the xfire master server mwahahahah*ahem* -.-
chkienfoot3 3 years ago
Weres Spider man :D
pawel1818 3 years ago 3
LOLz
RedeemerRed 3 years ago
v good! :D
superzaff 3 years ago
thats more like spider man dressed like the green goblin O_o
jcodym13 3 years ago 2
its awsome!!
bloodadmin96 3 years ago
Sam Raimi has worked with Danny Elfman. Jhonen Vasquez has worked with Ted Raimi (and R. Lee Ermey but that's beside the point). Some of Jhonen Vasquez's work has a Tim Burton influence. Tim Burton has worked with Danny Elfman...a lot. XD
So in conclusion: Oingo Boingo pwns.
IggyHazard 3 years ago
awsome
make more
pezza2k8pezza 3 years ago
ROFLL thats the funniest shit ever
90kulu33 3 years ago 2
roflmao
andreyefimov 3 years ago
oh, I was about to say wheres the spiderman...
SeriousIlya 3 years ago
LLLLLOOOOOLLLLLL awsome vid xD
siriusesmind 3 years ago
hahaha thats great!
szybkapilka 3 years ago
Awesome ´but i think you are a nerd
hostelmostel 3 years ago 8
OMG a brilliant deduction. Of course I am. How do you know? Have we met or something?
MickeyMutant 3 years ago 18
@hostelmostel of course he is a nerd ! he create video about spider-man! of course -_-......
mrvevo13 6 months ago
lol awsome
yulatheterror 3 years ago
Well...u have spun ur last...grenade then!Thats great!XD
Gabeszovics22 3 years ago
im sorry, i have to say this, at 2:04, somebodeh overcooked teh chicken :D
Blazevortex1 3 years ago
How stupid xD BUT AWESOME! :D
neyzenilkay 3 years ago
Hahaha NIce One xD!
Ponag3r 3 years ago
:) nice
LexMalin 3 years ago
Wooooorrrdd xD
ProdigYowned 3 years ago
wrong answer LOL=))
StarlightGuitar 3 years ago
nice work! :)
darkarpi88 3 years ago 3
HahahaHAh
extropla95 3 years ago
хуйня мені не сподобалось.
Volynanyn 3 years ago
Hahahahahaha! Funniest thing in a while I've seen.
antm4n311 3 years ago 2
LOL nice just freakin funny can u make something else like this :)
gonfley 3 years ago
get out of here stalker!
cyberhure 3 years ago
This is some funny stuff =D
knaggelpuff 3 years ago 2
really nice video
koolaidbergaide 3 years ago 2
Made me lol.
Great game and great vid 5*
mrflibblesthecat 3 years ago
hey in the game can you play in 2nd person pls tell me...plssss
plm00123 3 years ago
Find your „user.ltx" on your HDD, open it with Notepad and write or copy these three lines there:
bind cam_1 kF1
bind cam_2 kF2
bind cam_3 kF3
F1, F2, F3 keys in the game will do the trick but many features of the game like night vision, flashlight and anomalies will be disabled or buggy. It is also hard to aim accurately and so the third person view is mostly for taking screenshots and making crazy videos.
MickeyMutant 3 years ago
идиотизм (idiotizm)
karmanoff 3 years ago
WUHAHAHA!
dmko10 4 years ago
how do i get my camra like that
molle0 4 years ago
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It`s the beta version of the game. u can`t get the 2:nd pers in shadow of chernobyl.
lulle103 4 years ago
fuck you lulle
sure you can...
with the bind cam command or even in resident evil style by renaming the path to XR_3DA into
"D:\Program Files\THQ\S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl\bin\XR_3DA.exe" -psp "....
stupid idiot...
cyberhure 3 years ago
PEOPLE LISTEN UP!
I KNOW HOW TO GET THE DECODER!!!
when u helping group of stalkers to shoot some snipers..and then u go into underground....
when u exit the underground u will see a big house ! kill every 1 there(theres only 2-4 people)
then take 1 body go to the second floor and u will see a lot of doors 1 door is #26 its the only door with a number take the body and just go to into the door put the body so u wont get stuck there down and there in the room is the decoder!!!
xxxfuckupxxx 4 years ago
decoder for wut?
dawagget 4 years ago
for a difrante ending O.o
xxxfuckupxxx 4 years ago 2
alternatively speak to guide, then speak to doctor and just open the door...
TrooperJon 3 years ago
HAHHAHAHAHAH
laserpuma 4 years ago
GOOD
jumshut77 4 years ago
great vfunny vid MM 100000000000000000000/1000000000000000000
markedtwo 4 years ago
Top stuff Mickey, which video capturing software do you use?
romeolongsword 4 years ago
Thanks, Fraps for video capturing, Windows Movie Maker, Ulead Video Studio and Photoshop for making the video.
MickeyMutant 4 years ago
nade spam! ROFL
Acid2Rider 4 years ago
^^ Funny
kevinroesli 4 years ago
lol
masterpwn3r 4 years ago
yeah...i know about the ltx file and i tried to find it but its not there!?, is there something i have to download to make it work?
can you say the exact values of your ltx files u are using ?
=)
waffenswe 4 years ago
Have you downloaded some mods already? If not, that's the reason why you don't have any actor.ltx at all. I would suggest downloading SpiderMod for instance from filefront. Type Spidermod 2.0 to Google and you should end on the desired page. I haven't tried it, but it should do exactly what you want. Then you can customize your ltx file to your likings.
MickeyMutant 4 years ago
I have also sent you the beginning of my actor.ltx file. There are jump_speed and air_control_param lines as you can see. But my actor.ltx was created by Faiakes mod, which I use with the exception of trader mod.
MickeyMutant 4 years ago
how can you jump so high?
waffenswe 4 years ago
You have to be gifted, you have to train really hard for a long time and consider using some steroids as well...
No, that's not true, it's a little easier in the game than in real life. The only thing you have to do is to rewrite "jump_speed" and "air_control_param" lines in "actor.ltx". It's in your ...\S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl\gamedata\config\creatures directory.
MickeyMutant 4 years ago
totally amazing, really well done, background music, script, camera works, and the humor, all good.
romeolongsword 4 years ago
Haahahahaha, awesome..
Docus254 4 years ago
nice one dude. i like
bismarck75 4 years ago
lol love the creativity and randomness
roebteiskaos 4 years ago
quite creative use of stalker :)
kungfucolin 4 years ago
I second that!
tsb247 4 years ago
nice very nice
Baseballrr 4 years ago