Job interview "don'ts"

[SploogeForTheWin]

You remind me a lot of the not so great Monty Python skits, but it's still good. Oh, I didn't notice the Monty Python Job Interview in the sidebar.

[IngloriusBastard11]

Here is one great suggestion for the interview. Don't come in looking like you just left the Dunkin Donut shop or Pies-R-Us.

[billbounce]

Employers must understand that important calls can happen anytime, including during a job interview. They should be considerate and wait it out, period!

[FriendOrFoe7]

I think the hug and kiss would make a great impression... :0) XOXO

[aUsTrIaDeLuXe]

awesome, the hugging was cute ^-^

[girlwithoutaface]

i thaught that the way he left was totaly fine... untill he gave the dude a hug!

nice. you left a moment for me to doubt myself.

[Swamy456]

lmao i was hoping hed run back in and hug him at the end and you DID!!!

[gmtxrsts]

completely useless

[BoomerNavy70]

Here is another suggestion. Do about 4000 situps before you go for the interview.

[luisacer89]

fuck face get the fuck out!!!!

[ngh1]

ha ha ha ha

[fatouma86]

LOOOOOOL whu in der right mind whuld act like this in an interview... dats hilarious

[megadeth2thend]

THAT WAS BRILLIANT!!

[shawlerstyle]

hilarious

[AGUIborrego]

WOW ! I really needed this.

[a10fjet]

thats funny

[jazzzjackrabbit]

wank break HAHAHAHA

[generic53]

You forgot the most important one. NO FARTING.

[AJT305]

ow man this is jokes Paramount Comedy channel has copied this

[phillipjsr]

loool

[tjhardcorechannel]

wank break!

lol

[jonny616]

Awesome, glad I found your channel (through 21stCenturyCat's vids; I saw the featured vid and have since been watching more of his stuff and now your's :D).

I was laughing out loud to myself, it takes good comedy for that! :D

[jbvoter]

Don't submit to a polygraph test. FBI agents have testified to the negative uses of hiring and firing Intelligence Agents under Secretary Bill Richardson--Senator Richardson.

[jonny616]

Haha, why was this a reply to my comment?

[cubikdice]

Who does that? Lol.

[djdcmx]

hilarious!!!!!!...............­.I love it

[nosupecualponerme]

vote ron paul;THE NEW LAW FOR HIRING ANY ONE .FIRST CAME FIRST SERVED IF HE CANT DO THE JOB FIRST FIRED TOO.i go for that,no more interviews just go and get the damn job

[spongebuddy33]

"so the kid right? he was..he was crying for his mummy. so to shut him up we put him in the freezer and we left him there for hours. hahah.. eh.. Charlie went to prison for that. yeah, that was good." LMFAO.

[soza972]

LOL ! good to lower the pressure before the real interview! Thxx

[MO4B]

lol as if anyone was gonna say that

[MO4B]

lol

[SohoSquare]

"It turned out the whole time I was frenchkissing my mum" - that line made me howl and go eww at the same time. A sort of haewwhaheww. No, it doesn't translate to writing :)

[rchan0]

love the guy flicking the paper with his little finger, such great technique ;-)

[XRMGorio]

this is ridiculous

[Prashantheee225]

haha.....tha's a big joke.

[seanz108]

may u try to get give more interview tips than that, that's like nothing compared to ppl trying

to do their best at getting a job

[pyramidhead138]

look at the interviewers face, hes like, "get this moron out of my office, NOW"

[mashkalgiiia]

he is the man for the JOB!!!

[mashkalgiiia]

awsome. LOOOOOL

[zeejules1]

LOLOL, funny!

[jaimeperuano]

This tips are way too obvious, try to come up with better ones... you are way too arrogant

[dinnerwithgreedo]

*sigh*

[pyramidhead138]

thats why their called "donts", idiot

[Darkdeaner]

its ok because we got it on video and now i am just tryiong to get it from him.

[Darkdeaner]

wow why would you say u kissed your mom now my friend has to go and get something to wear he just pissed his paints.

[dinnerwithgreedo]

Ooops.... sorry.

[MrFunny1972]

Do you get a wank break? lol

[benhamdaoui18]

lol,,,, thats the dogs bollocks!!!!!! but not what i am looking for,,,,,, im doing work experince and im great with people and i have superb interpersonal skills but i dont know wot 2 do in an interview apart from say my name and put a shitty half pissed smile on my face!!!!! but this is TOP CLASS mate

[1stPlaceDirector]

The interviewee looks like a slob who would not fit in anywhere besides in his own apartment with a potato chip bag in his hand stuffing his face. He looks relaxed, which would be a good thing except that here it makes him look like he really doesn't care about what the company wants.

[dinnerwithgreedo]

Lucky it's not a serious video then.

[BRFC4LYF1]

@1stPlaceDirector Seriously please think about this question hard, really think about it. Why did you put that?

[hippdooog]

brilliant.

[dinnerwithgreedo]

i agree. Now subscribe for more brilliance..... well.... marginally humorous video sketches.

[eltototo21]

I think this gays are lovers

[1a1a2a3a]

LOL am i the only person who thought this was hilarious?? GREAT JOB!!!!

[dinnerwithgreedo]

Thanks. Please check out my other videos (i'd start with 'The Wedding Gift') and if you like me... please subscribe..... then tell you friends.... all of them.

[Neyo1983]

omg u have to be DUMB to do that in a interview

[dinnerwithgreedo]

Hey!!! There's some good advice there!! I've just over exhaggerated it.

Thanks for commenting ;o)

[Privetscott]

fucking awesome man, no bad vid for an english dude

[mtlh05]

Fat guys are awesome!

[dinnerwithgreedo]

um.... thanks..... thanks for that.

[mtlh05]

Anytime, man. You rock! I had an interview earlier today. Your video really helped. Made me smile the whole time.

[JamieKiter]

lmao

[careersmart]

Great!

[deuntouchable]

well done mate!!!!

[lexington405]

Don't get me wrong, I thought it was hilarious! And you're right, Little Britian is from the very bowls of Shitsville.

[lexington405]

Wow, "The Office", "Little Britain"...are there any British sitcome you didn't rip off for this?

[dinnerwithgreedo]

I'll give you 'The Office', but not 'Little Britain'. I can't see that at all (plus Little Britain is from shitsville). In answer to your question, yes... there are many many many british sitcoms i didn't rip off for this. Um....

Ever Decreasind Circles,

Only Fools and Horses,

Yes Minister,

The Good Life,

Spaced,

Coupling,

Bread,

God.... there's thousands (and i named some right dodgy ones there), but you get my point. Sorry you didn't like it but thank you for commenting.

[sergioldn]

LOL the kid in the freezer!

[roonman111]

Very help full I gueass

[dinnerwithgreedo]

i try to be as helpful as i can.

[StupidNub]

Some good tips beneath the humor.

[dinnerwithgreedo]

Humour? It's all deadly serious!

[KatHas]

Haha very funny, good show!

[xxdeathlokxx]

Greedo is a star wars character, lolz. He's a bounty hunter, Han Solo shoots him.

[dinnerwithgreedo]

*sigh*

[xxdeathlokxx]

Hehe, Is he not? XD

[landongendur]

Wow, I'm glad my job interview didn't go that bad (I think).

[bogusidspam]

Once, I was in a temp place, and through the front windows, a guy who was waiting for a job he got, started drinking a beer. It was funny because that seemed to be a Don't for getting a job.

[Syntpop]

Perfect! Almost like "The Office" =:o))

[joe9766]

hahahahahahahah, u da man!

[dinnerwithgreedo]

Thank you

[pennilesscripple]

okay so i've been checking you guys out and realize that i now must watch all 31 dinnerwithgreedo offerings....God help me....

[dinnerwithgreedo]

LOL! It's not all comedy gold but we give it our best shot

[pennilesscripple]

in my book it IS gold, which means, um....sorry mate, but you're probably doomed to obscurity, as things i fancy are rarely popular.

[Spiff144]

Nice:D

[joecartagena]

Nice points. I tried 'witty stories' at an Ikea interview once, even I couldn't beleive how much crap I was talking! It was a rejection, surprisingly...

[dinnerwithgreedo]

That is a surprise.

[stormycliffs]

damned maccas didnt accept me cos i was over qualified, i came in there with a suit while the rest were disorganised with casual clothes and old sneakers :@

[lemonlimetequila]

LOL, love the 'witty' stories

[dinnerwithgreedo]

All true.

[BadAlbert]

Excellent!

[CDNPsyChoPath]

LOL, "And then, I realized that I was making out the whole time with my mom." thats sick and funny.

[Likes2Bead]

LOL! This was great advice. I totally should of watched it earlier. :)

[coloradoz06]

Excellent advice.  Very funny too.

[dinnerwithgreedo]

God damned smokers being allowed out every frickin' 15 minutes for a fag break whilst the rest of us has to work... what the fuck is that about?!! Where's my 'clean air' break? Where's my 'wank' break? Cuhhnts!!

[LadySeneca]

Dammit. I can't get the video to load past 1:09. :(

[dinnerwithgreedo]

keep trying!! If it still doesn't work, i'll e-mail it to you

[splodger55]

HILARIOUS!

[thetrepanator]

"This woman came in yeah...face like a fucker...and I said 'get the fuck out ugly!'"

I'm gonna memorize this, every word and gesture, for my future interviews.

[cheeryvibez]

shoulda called this

Back and Forth: with Lubricant PART 6 - how to stay on the dole.

[IndianaStilts]

he he he

[Copperbat]

hahaha. I wished I had this valuable advice years ago.

[sturdygurdy]

Sean! Do everything in the video! That way they'll pay you not to work for them!

[seanbedlam]

Yes! You have saved me! That makes you my personal saviour. Don't tell Jesus.

[deadlogic]

another good tip: never hump your interviewer's leg like a dog in heat.

[50rupees]

lmao. that was hilarious.

[consensusSapientium]

i should go get one of those things tomorrow maybe.

[thetrepanator]

Also, try not to stare at your interviewer's crotch whilst licking your lips...it could cause problems.

[friedriceandbeans]

why are you not on telly????

[IndianaStilts]

That was so class! What did i tell u all about Dinnerwithgreedo and the once a week Beautiful work! That camera man was amazing! LOL ;) ;) Love your work as always! "I french kissed my mum" HAHA

[Minniver]

Sean is lucky to have such a true friend as you.

[claushah]

Oh...so that's what I have been doing wrong! Thanks for the heads up.

[Allinyourasylum]

Again, the best comedy combo around.