Turn on the closed captioning. It's hilarious. It gets worse and worse and starts throwing in random phrases like "black tank" and "sick baby." YouTube needs to fix this. Here's a small excerpt:
"Let me try and get their ever opportunity to put a brown paper bag rovers. Because they are or plastic bag black tank diseases giki shoes unbelievable people don't think this really happened."
wrapped my head in duct tape and forced me to listen to toby keith cd's until i was out of my mind ...and then forced me to rob this store to spark terror in the hearts of all the locals
i am the real duct tape bandit ...my mom had my ski gear in the wash that day.. So all i had laying around was a pillowcase! But it was pink and flower patterned... changed my mind at the last minute..I thought the pillow case was to embarrassing. I nicked a mask from another store but it was owned by ... Israelis whose wrath i narrowly escaped after a gang beating...And.... they touched me...because they are Israelis they put in a dress and made me call them daddys special friend
the story isn't what makes me think he is a complete idiot, and an embarrasment (excuse if spelled wrong) to the human race, its him opening his mouth which reveals his complete and utter stupidity.
I've been trying to do the math, contemplated on the homework, but the real question that needs to be asked is how did Ashland ever get so lucky to have such great publicity.
. . .so wait a minute you're telling me you fell asleep on the couch and when you wake up your at the store being beat up, tackled, watching some other guy run off with duct tape on his face, and that somehow the cops have pictures of him with the duct tape on his face but he is not you??
my god i just did the math and i do believe they locked up an innocent man.
i saw this stupid shit on tv, as i was watching the story, i was like do the math? do the home work? mabe if you did your math and home work you wouldnt be the retard that wraped your head in duct tape and try to rob somebody...stupid mother fucker!!!
Yeah, how does one make it from B to a P when they're not even that close on a keyboard. Oh well, I guess it's forgivable since it is the Tri-State, lawlz. Stay in school kids.
This guy is such an idoit...I feel ashamed to live in this area. I have family and friends who live 2 minutes from the place he robbed. He is one of the main reasons y Kentucky gets talked about so badly. Man he's stupid!
Broadwayscaera - By "met this idiot" you mean, watched it on the internet... right? Though being a small town, it would not suprise me. I lived in Ironton, everything is so cramped together, and everyone knows everyone. Typical small town, thank God I got away... Portland Oregon rocks.
i hate to admit this...but i actually know this guy. he grew up in my neighborhood. and needless to say, this doesn't suprise me. when he was younger, he used to put aluminum foil on his teeth and tell people it was a "grill". this shit really cracks me up. and he is giving a bad name to Ashland Kentucky. we do not act like this.
tell me about it. he has always been a little on the idiot side. not to mention, he hadn't even been out of jail for a whole year before he went back in!
this is awesome.. I have to keep hitting replay cause I can't get enough of the dumb ass... Just when you thought your life is going bad just watch this. What a fucking idiot....
No this is not funny, this is the funniest thing that you have ever seen. If you dont think this is funny you are likely his baby's momma.
If he didnt do it then the must have magically appeared in jail. Asleep on the couch... my foot. Of course he didnt do it cause he didnt sit on the ground in the parking lot and have duct tape removed from his head i at the scene. On video tape. And being photographed.
This "man" makes me embarrassed to be form Kentucky.
Thank you .. Duck tape man I have not laugh so hard in mouths. Someone please mail him a case of duck tape.
Exiemus 1 month ago
for anyone whose watched the tv series lie to me...practice your new skills here lol
thelaughingman79 1 month ago
Watched this on Russel Howards ....
StellaaPhotograpghy 2 months ago
What a dumb ass
ccampbells74 4 months ago
My goodness, This is bizarre. Listen at this guy I can't believe people like this exist.
Exiemus 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
" ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!! "
FELIXjk007 5 months ago
aaaah! Nicaragua! agua! agua!
FELIXjk007 5 months ago
LMFAO!Cornholio!!!I need TP for my bunghole
Frankensnizzle 8 months ago
LMFAO!
Frankensnizzle 8 months ago
This dude should come out with a rap albumwhenhe gets out of jail.
AJG7983 9 months ago
Delonte West?
TheNikeadidas1 11 months ago
What is a poke?
BlackHart814 1 year ago
Does he still have his eyebrows? LOL What a doof!!!
Tarafriend33 1 year ago
Turn on the closed captioning. It's hilarious. It gets worse and worse and starts throwing in random phrases like "black tank" and "sick baby." YouTube needs to fix this. Here's a small excerpt:
"Let me try and get their ever opportunity to put a brown paper bag rovers. Because they are or plastic bag black tank diseases giki shoes unbelievable people don't think this really happened."
friginator 1 year ago 3
1 dislike?...Kasey is that you?
pandemic7 1 year ago
Brown paper poke over his head..haha
April8her 1 year ago
wrapped my head in duct tape and forced me to listen to toby keith cd's until i was out of my mind ...and then forced me to rob this store to spark terror in the hearts of all the locals
thelaughingman79 1 year ago
i am the real duct tape bandit ...my mom had my ski gear in the wash that day.. So all i had laying around was a pillowcase! But it was pink and flower patterned... changed my mind at the last minute..I thought the pillow case was to embarrassing. I nicked a mask from another store but it was owned by ... Israelis whose wrath i narrowly escaped after a gang beating...And.... they touched me...because they are Israelis they put in a dress and made me call them daddys special friend
thelaughingman79 1 year ago
the guy doesnt even care he got caught hes lovin it lol
BumJuiceDrinker 1 year ago
The real question is whether he got got wired out of his mind on meth or on c0ke?
StickyickyX 1 year ago
this guy is a total idiot
Hlover01 1 year ago
i remember coming back from food land.. LOL
nasalstyle 1 year ago
This guy should become a comedian. He is funny.
6313635 1 year ago
lmao
RainMan34 2 years ago
Kasey Kazee = One down ass "Duct tape bandit" 4 life!
flyingtorpedo 2 years ago
Damn this dude got pwned like a little bitch. He is embarrassed and will have to live with this forever.
flyingtorpedo 2 years ago
i pray to dear God all mighty that this man should NEVER bare children.
XIPM3 2 years ago
@XIPM3 Shit yo .....you know the duct tape bandit was framed!
flyingtorpedo 2 years ago
the story isn't what makes me think he is a complete idiot, and an embarrasment (excuse if spelled wrong) to the human race, its him opening his mouth which reveals his complete and utter stupidity.
XIPM3 2 years ago
People like this need to be eliminated from earth.
ajsvb311 2 years ago
Bullshit. This shit is entertaining.
RainMan34 2 years ago
WIN!
anakinfan12002 2 years ago
I've been trying to do the math, contemplated on the homework, but the real question that needs to be asked is how did Ashland ever get so lucky to have such great publicity.
djbird84 2 years ago
THIS GUY IS A REAL WINNER !
nrojas57 2 years ago
lmao im from ashland knew the guy wtf was he thinking i will never know.
fightman12 2 years ago
Drugs is da shit, it's make gue of brian.
/What a man, first time I sae it I was sure it was from MAD-TV or something like that :-D
kennylex 2 years ago
rofl what a dumbass
CONKER17 2 years ago
. . .so wait a minute you're telling me you fell asleep on the couch and when you wake up your at the store being beat up, tackled, watching some other guy run off with duct tape on his face, and that somehow the cops have pictures of him with the duct tape on his face but he is not you??
my god i just did the math and i do believe they locked up an innocent man.
lol ^_^
TGDragon 2 years ago 3
Computer-u must be vaporised
Duct tape man-WHY
Computer-To eliminate you and your horrible ganster g act from the gene pool
cman2493 2 years ago 2
this man is fail
AgentCarter 2 years ago 5
I wonder whats going on with the Duct-tape bandit...
This guy ought to get his own sitcom.
atlian42 2 years ago
shit happens when you get drunk
madcows2009 3 years ago
but what gets me is why duct tape?
if your going to use tape why not use
''MASKING'' tape! lol
my3406cat 3 years ago 3
i saw this stupid shit on tv, as i was watching the story, i was like do the math? do the home work? mabe if you did your math and home work you wouldnt be the retard that wraped your head in duct tape and try to rob somebody...stupid mother fucker!!!
my3406cat 3 years ago
Does anyone else think its funny that in the description it says "Dumpest crook in history"
enslowbulldogs11 3 years ago 15
Yes :D
lawrencetimmons94 3 years ago
Yeah, how does one make it from B to a P when they're not even that close on a keyboard. Oh well, I guess it's forgivable since it is the Tri-State, lawlz. Stay in school kids.
Death2Bigots 2 years ago
The sad part is, they probably graduated. It's how the schools are around here... :-/
jeannypoo 2 years ago
@enslowbulldogs11: Your 'b' is upside-down in the word 'dumbest'...
Ronin1914 1 year ago
hmmm I'm surprised there's no group demanding his release from prison
Mystoksor 3 years ago
what if his middle name was like kenton or kyle. then it would be kkk 311 or koo klux klan
Precision127 3 years ago
This guy is such an idoit...I feel ashamed to live in this area. I have family and friends who live 2 minutes from the place he robbed. He is one of the main reasons y Kentucky gets talked about so badly. Man he's stupid!
jdnowlin19 3 years ago
OOhhh i get it now. some OTHER guy got beat up with duck tape on his face. wasent him though. lol couse he was asleep and intoxicated.
halotube888 3 years ago
when i heard the rap...he sounded like a black man. wierd huh?
LizziePooh126 3 years ago
dis not me
marc96accord 3 years ago
yea this is the dumpest crook.
fredo69 3 years ago
lol, "I remember going to sleep and uh, I was intoxicated".
CitizenJain666 3 years ago
tweakers don't sleep..
PHAEDRIDER 3 years ago
he is FUNNY!
CitizenJain666 3 years ago
he so fucking dumb
& den when he got caught he tried to make himself look cool when he explained his story
makin it look like he was rapping or some shit
DayniggaRayNewEra 3 years ago
what a dumb ass, his momma must have dropped him many, many times..
chas207 3 years ago
This moron gives Ashland such a bad name. I'm ashamed that I ever met that idiot. Plus, he pretty much messed up Ashland's reputation. Jeeze.
broadwayscaera 3 years ago
Broadwayscaera - By "met this idiot" you mean, watched it on the internet... right? Though being a small town, it would not suprise me. I lived in Ironton, everything is so cramped together, and everyone knows everyone. Typical small town, thank God I got away... Portland Oregon rocks.
Death2Bigots 3 years ago
WOOOO! Portland DOES rock I am going there next week!
chduke87 3 years ago
damn did eminem and trick daddy had a baby?
ismaelillo3 3 years ago
"dumpest crook in history?"
...
gen0x 3 years ago
damn i guess that incest shit people say about kentucky is true
cs719 3 years ago
no, its not true. kasey just makes all kentuckians look like idiots. we are not incest. he is just a fucking idiot. the rest of us are pretty normal.
jessgreer2000 3 years ago
Straight up G! ha lmao!
first all he remembers is waking in handcuffs
second he remembers getting beat up
third he remembers getting tackled and seeing somebody run away.
If you're going to lie, stick to one story.
madmx007 3 years ago
i hate to admit this...but i actually know this guy. he grew up in my neighborhood. and needless to say, this doesn't suprise me. when he was younger, he used to put aluminum foil on his teeth and tell people it was a "grill". this shit really cracks me up. and he is giving a bad name to Ashland Kentucky. we do not act like this.
jessgreer2000 3 years ago 2
People everywhere put foil on their teeth and call it a grill. Funny ass shit. Now, putting duct tape over your face, is just retarded.
MCRisLIFE 3 years ago
tell me about it. he has always been a little on the idiot side. not to mention, he hadn't even been out of jail for a whole year before he went back in!
jessgreer2000 3 years ago
A lot more than this guy gave Ashland, Kentucky a bad name...
DinkCincinnati 2 years ago
that guy is fuckin retarded
heroinhena 4 years ago
Cracka Azz Cracka!!!
pandemic7 4 years ago
this is awesome.. I have to keep hitting replay cause I can't get enough of the dumb ass... Just when you thought your life is going bad just watch this. What a fucking idiot....
danielblevins 4 years ago
Fucking Retard, your the dumb ass, its dumbest crook in history!
AmlapProductions 4 years ago
someone tell Bubb Rubb and the tree leprechaun to move over. we have a new winner
LukeELrod 4 years ago
No this is not funny, this is the funniest thing that you have ever seen. If you dont think this is funny you are likely his baby's momma.
If he didnt do it then the must have magically appeared in jail. Asleep on the couch... my foot. Of course he didnt do it cause he didnt sit on the ground in the parking lot and have duct tape removed from his head i at the scene. On video tape. And being photographed.
This "man" makes me embarrassed to be form Kentucky.
glyons1 4 years ago 3
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this is not ufnny take it down
lynch03 4 years ago
hahahahahahahh
lgarnet18 4 years ago 3