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  • That right there is the smartest thug in the Asylum. "If I don't notice him I would get my @ss kicked all over the place."

  • That guy is drunk so he thinks it's his bud from blackgate then boom! Silent takedown

  • that guy needs to buy glasses

  • The thugs like, "Just pretend I didn't see him, maybe he'll go away...and I won't get my ass kicked."

  • I have to try this! Btw I almost suffocated from laughin at the top comments

  • thug: whats that suppose to mean.batman staying still. thug:oh shot :[ silent takedown

  • He's thinking. I didn't see just see batman, I didn't see just see batman,I didn't see just see batman.

  • Thug: Maybe if I ignore him...

  • Thug: How can you cope with him?

    Batman: I hear ya.

  • So GLITCHES are how batman has been using his disappear trick on gordon all these years:)

  • @nzkathrein Wormholes, man. Wormholes are how he does it.

  • Thug: What's THAT supposed to mean? *turns around and sees Batman Batman: Get ready for a world of hurt...scream however and I'll turn you inside out *looks at the camera *looks at Batman a second time *sees Batman cracking his knuckles Thug: Very funny boss, I get it!!!!! Joker: Get what? Thug: The Batman imposter you sent me Joker: I didn't send you anyone *looks at Batman; Batman is smiling Thug: Ah crap I think I just shit my pants *Silent Takedown
  • What's That supposed to mean?

    *turns around*

    hey you know what he sayin, pal?

    *turns around again

    awww shit,,, O_O what are we talkin bout again?

  • no sudden movements lol!

  • 2nd smartest batman thug ever. First be the one on BTAS :P

  • Thug : man batman sucks

    Batman : grof

    Thug : if i dont move he.ll not see me

    Batman : i do

    Thug : o sh#*@

  • thug:why does joker do this?(turns around)

    batman:i know right!

    Thug:(turns around) alright batman? wait a minute o sh**!

  • nope, chuck testa.

  • Reminds me of this video.

    /watch?v=pMd4S-LkywI

    Perhaps these goons are related?

  • thug: im gonna fuck batmans ass 4 real!! (turns around)

    thug: HOLY SHIT!! i hope he didnt se me!?

    batman: hello?

  • I love how everyone's trying to reinvent nzkathrein's comment lol.

  • Thug: Tuh! Whats that suppose to mean?

    *turns around and sees batman, looks up and down of batman. Turns back around*

    Thug: Huhhh...what a great this has been!

  • thug 1 : What's that suppose to mean ? (turns around )

    thug 2 : do you see Batman ?

    Batman : No you don't bitch !

    thug 1 : No I don't...

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  • Thug: What's that supposed to mean?(Turns around). (Queefs). Oh God did he see me? I saw him, but did he see me? Shit, shit, shit ,shit, SHIT!!!(Mindfucked, and dies).

    Batman: Works everytime.

  • Thug: *Turns around* *instant diarrhea*

  • Thug:What's that suppose to mean?(turns around)(see Batman)

    Batman:(thinks: don't move! i think he didn't saw you!)

  • haha i fucking love guards face but yeah that happened to me too but in arkham city they fixed that problem if they turn around like that they would say ITS DA FREAKIN BAT

  • @MrJohnDoe2525 lol yeah I know right!

  • -What's that suppost to mean

    *Sees Batman*

    -DARN!!! I really don't feel like getting my ass whooped today.

    *Turns back around*

  • It would be hilarious if the thug looked back at Batman and said "How's it going" and turned away. Then when he finally realized what he saw, Batman takes him out.

  • 15 people also didnt see batman

  • Thug looks behind him Thug: hell no

  • the bats in here?

    hmm...

    lets check over my shoulder, never can be too care-NOPE

    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. I DIDNT SEE THAT.

  • the blackgate prisoners have stupid make up

  • thug: maybe batman is behind me not likely though *turns around then sees batman* nope eeeeghhhh he's deffinetly not behind me

  • Thug= "oh crap he is standing right behind me isn't he? holy shit!!!! just gonna play it cool i did not see him! hopefully he goes away. Shit he is still there! oh shit oh shit oh shit!"

  • Thug: Ok where is the bat, (looks around) Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

  • joker: he likes to dress up as a bat eeww come to think about it is rely a bit scary heheeee

    thug: what that supposed to mean *turns around* sees batman thinks oww sshhit im gouna get my ass wuped

    batman:* starers at him* -*thug turns around* he can't see me he can't see me he can't see me batman:"im going to kill you thug: ohh shit *batman kills him* ah 1down 99998 to go wait that's just here shit f**k this sits on couch you win joker

    joker: you will never get me batman wait waa

  • @dreanili Fucking kids on youtube, Cant type worth shit.

  • *whistles*doo do doo. *turns around*...well...I'm fucked.

  • r u supposed to be a dick

    or do u just suck em

  • Its like ARE YOU BATMAN? No.....I'm a astronaut....

  • They straight looked eye to eye on 11-13 like wtf lol.

  • Oblivious thug is oblivious...

  • Thug: What's that suppose to mean? (turns around)

    Batman: Heck I don't know.

    Thug: Joker's such an idiot.

  • stay ABSOLUTELY still,its vision is based on movement

  • @TheMickster96 Cindy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @TheMickster96 Just like whores!

  • batman:hey bitch thug*turn around* *sigh* dam it my ass going to get woop when im done when im done talking to joker

  • thug: *turns around* *sigh* *

    batman: *does batstare*

    thug: *thinking* ohshitohshitohshitohshit

  • Wow no wonder batman keeps defeating joker, with worthless henchman like that!

  • batman: hey bro

    thug:sup

    batman walks away

    thug: wait baman!!!

    batman: o crap

    thug: can i get ur autograph

  • @VatoRichProductions are you supossed to be funny?

  • lol wow i'm suprised that the thug didn't shot batman, he just look and look away, that's funny lol

  • maybe they are workmates or something

  • Batman: Hey buddy

    Thug: oh hey batman

    *turns around*

    Thug:wait batman?

  • Batman, So good at stealth that if you turn around and see him you don't even see him

  • Lol...0:12 Eye contest

  • That's a smart thug. Don't mess with the Goddamn Batman.

  • wtf

  • why is the thug all highlighted?

  • DUDE IS A WHOLE BITCH!!!!

    HAHAHAH LOL

    XD

  • LO FUGGING L HAHAHAHAHAHA hey can u write back and tell me how the hell u did that

  • i love how batman made eye contact with him too XD thug did what was best for him...he didn't see anything

  • wtf 0_o

  • whats that suppose to me *turns around sees Batman* Oh fuck...I'm not here he's not here he cant hurt me...if I dont believe!

  • sup...... sup

  • that shit is hiarious

  • Best part is that Batman's voice actor did the voice of the thug. Lol

  • Thug: What's that supposed to mean. *turns around* What does he mean, Batman?

    Batman: Hey, don't ask me, bro. I'm not a maniacal clown.

  • thug:huh ohhh right good job buddy dressing up as batman to confuse him

    batman: dumbass

  • Inmate: oh shit its batman mabye if he thinks i didnt notice he walk away.

    Batman: he is so gettin his ass kicked

  • Bats just looks at him like "....sup...."

  • Oh its Batman, wait, WHAAA-

  • lol

    

  • "Whats that suppose to mean?"

    *turns around*

    *sees batman*

    *plays it off by pretending he didn't see him*

  • Thug: Looks behind, "Did I just see Batman?"

    Batman: No, go back sleep. Punches thugh in the skull.

  • Was that Batman who asked that question?

  • Well obviously Batman's wearing the invisibility cloak at this point!

  • "Did I just see Batman?"

    Nope. Just Chuck Testa.

  • I cracked up..

    "Mh, whats that supposed to... *sees Batman* Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Maybe he's gone if i take a look in another Direction." *looks in the other Corner* "Aaaaaah. This is much better."

  • Joker:Did You see anyone that was dressed up like a bat? *turns around* Goon:Uuuh No... *slient Takdown* Fuck... Joker:Hello...?

  • joker: he is a bit scary

    *thug turns around*

    thug: hes not that scary

  • thug:*looks behind*

    Oh, it's just Batman.

    *thinks*

    WAIT, BATMAN!?

  • @EchoAssassin46 Did i just see Batman

    thug looks behind

    No, Definitely Not

  • thug: maybe if i act like i dont see him, he'll go away...

    batman: -_-

  • i thought this was watchmen

  • thoese gurds are relly dum

  • @mattpark1997 Says the guy that cant type worth a shit >.>

  • @Wolfdemon111 thanks

  • @mattpark1997 Not a problem.

  • @Wolfdemon111 so are we frineds

  • batman: *stares*

    thug: *turns around*

    batman: Yo, wazzup?

  • damn batman really is one with the shadows

  • lol! he was like "oh hey, batman." and batman's like "wtf?"

  • *turns around and see's batman*

    'sup'

    *turns back round*

    OHH SH..*silent takedown*

  • maybe if i just stand here he'll leave

  • (thug turns around)

    Thug: did i just see batman

    batman: no you have me confused

    thug: oh sorry about that ill... oh cra

    (silent takedown)

  • Joker: Maybe its a bit scary, hehehe

    Thug: whats that supposed to mean?

    *turns around*

    Thug: Sup

    Batman: not much you?

    Thug: same *turns back around* Hang on...OH FU--*Silent takedown by batman*

  • thug:whats that suppose to mean

    batman:he means ur screwd

    thug:oh shit just let me know if u see batman ok

    batman:ok

  • *Turns around*

    ...

    *Turns back*

    I'm fucked.

  • Thug: What's that suppose to mean?

    turns around

    Thug: Do you?

    Batman: Sorry No

    Thug: Oh Ok

  • Thung: What's that suppose to mean?

    *turns around*

    Thug: Pff, do you believe this guy?

    Batman: I know right!

    Thug:Yeah!

    *turns around*

    Thug: Wait a second...

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  • "Don't move his instinct is based on movement."

  • Joker : It is a bit scary... hehehe...

    (Thug turns around)

    Thug: Get a load of this guy.

  • thug; whats that supposed to mean.

    batman; i dont know.

  • Maybe it was a blind inmate? Seriously though, this video is pretty funny. I would of keep standing there and see what he does.

  • U should do a voice dub

    Batman - "Mike,  you didnt show for our card game last week!"

    Guard " I know, I know, Ill make it up to you I promise!"

  • Oh he saw him. Batman knows and we know. HE SAW HIM. Him doing anything about it is a completely different story. I give him credit for holding in the violent girly crys long enough to turn around.

  • its like hey batman. wait a min

  • the master of stealth.

  • "what's that supposed to mean?"

    "i dunno. bitches be crazy."

  • y do i luv this vid so much?

  • O hai batman.

  • Vin Diesel sees Batman.

  • oh sup batman. did you see enyone dresst like a bat lately?

  • Wha... WAIT A MINUTE HE SEES HIM AND HE DOESNT SHOOT OR YELL HEY I FOUND THE BAT OR ANYTHING WTH HOW STUPID ARE THESE THUGS?!

    Thug:Whats thats Supposed To Mean? (Turns And Sees Batman)

    (Batman Stares At Silently)

    (Thug Turns Back Around)

    I MEAN REALLY ARE THEY PART DINOSAUR HE JUST HOLDS STILL DOES BREATHE OR TALK AND THEY DONT SEE HIM I MEAN COME ON

    (I Watch Nostalgia Critic Alot Not Trying To Steal His Act Or Anything Just Saying This Is Stupid If I Was That Guy I Would Have Headshot Him)

  • Thug:Whats thats supposed to mean?(Turns to bat)

    Batman:I dont know i could never get the jokers jokes.

    Thug:(Turns back around then looks over rail)Aye Johnny did you get it?

    Johnny:Naw!!! Im with Bats.

  • haaaaaaaaa LOL LOL LOL

    thug:Hey batman the crew and I are suppose to kill you.

    Batman: Ok good luck on that.

    Thug: Thanks, Ok I am going to turn around now and pretend I never saw you .

    Batman: Ok

    Thug: Wow, what a nice superhero

    Batman: (does silent take-down)

    Thug: GA GA GA GA your mean bats I am telling joker on you----UHG

  • Inmate:whts tht supposed to mean

    *turns around

    (Inmate says in head:omg...is tht!!!no wait maybe it another one of us dressed as batman)

    turns back around

    inmate:i should lay off the drugs

  • works on ps3 too cause I tried it the other day

  • Thug:hey whats up man

    batman:hey

    thug:turns around mmmm i think i saw a batma...choking

    batman:u did u did see a batma....coking

  • Yo bats!

    How's it going?

  • Thug: Dude did you see Batman?

    Batman: No

    Thug: Ok bro, if you see tell me!

    Batman: Will do

    xDD

  • "Hey man, how's the job goin'?"

    "Oh, the usual. Joker's making fun of us, we're looking for Batman, we're all gonna die, shit like that."

    "Sorry to hear that. I'll let you know if I see the guy you're looking for."

    "Thanks."

  • *thugs turns around*

    Batman: hi

    *thug turns back*

    Thug: I gotta stop drinking!

    XD

  • @GamerLel2001 hahahaha thats mad funny!!!!!

  • @batbot1000 Thx! XD

  • @GamerLel2001 lol

  • *Hench man turns around* Hey *Batman* Hey *Hench man turns back around* *Hench man* O_O o shit......

  • XD

  • im planning to buy this game beror arkham city, so I wonder if the ps3 version is what I should buy

  • XD This is one the most beautiful things I've ever seen!!

  • *Turns around* "Shit... okay... just stay calm, maybe he didnt see you"

    (Y) Silent Takedown

    *Choking* "AGHHH... Yeah... He saw me...."

  • @Intoxiqated it's triangle!!!! bitch stfu ps3

  • @eaglesalldayable Calm down dude >.> And btw horrible spelling.

  • @Intoxiqated stfu it's triangle tussy

  • @eaglesalldayable Thats the second comment you've replied to me with. Shut the fuck up you tryhard fanboy. Seriously dude QQ moar.

  • @Intoxiqated what looks it;s triangle it not xobox360 wh yu terying to play ps3? you suck bch

  • @eaglesalldayable How old are you?

  • @Intoxiqated im 16 you bch now go ea ta dick oh yeah your mom is a guy

  • @eaglesalldayable How is my mom a guy? Thats impossible, dude grow up. You're probably the most immature 16 year old (if you really are) that I've ever seen.

  • @Intoxiqated rofl you never seen me so... just go on with your life because you arguing back doesn;t make u a mature perosn you know so.. be quiets becuase remember who started it fella XD

  • @eaglesalldayable OMG just STFU already! Who says things like "you started it" what are like12? Pal you are a first class illiterate retard!

  • @ItsNOYFB heheheheheheheh your more than mad rofl XD just saying who more mature ur saying im 12 and u keep responding rofl so ill be one u tussy and not olny that u should go to your crack house

  • @eaglesalldayable Sorry but I just couldn't help but notice...you say that you're 16, and yet you're profile says that you're 21...and judging from your ridiculous attempt at an argument about the a button on a controller, to be honest, it seems that you are neither...

  • @brezzy666 my bro account and why u worrying about my account rofl XD don;t matter just what u going to do report me rofl go head just that why dick head always wanna dick eat

  • @eaglesalldayable I just think that it's kinda pathetic that you have to use your bro's account to go around and call people tussies or whatever. People might start getting the impression that you are a cowardly pussy who agitates others from behind his brother. And did I imply that I was going to do anything about it? No, and I'm certainly not gonna report such a childish ignorant cunt for failing to back up an argument that clearly he started...so continue to suck your bro's dick you asshole!

  • @brezzy666 WTF i mean the arguing was done but u came dick eating out of no where starting back up and why u worrying about what account im on and do you bro and continue making your wierd ass videos rofl XD just stfu and how old are u and your arguing and calling me a asshole rofl is that what mature people do hahah i geuss no one can escape being a childish perosn bch just stop dick eating

  • @eaglesalldayable So apparently, the argument is over when you say it's over right? Then I guess you've got that covered then huh? "Weird ass videos" is the best you can come up with? And who said that I was mature? I didn't say I was, so I have no problem calling you an asshole who fucks his own brother to have access to his account cos you're such a cocksucking pussy. I guess that's why you most probably have "dick eating" in your mind so much...

    Want me to stop? Fucking make me!! =)

  • @brezzy666 hahahahahha ROFL WOW keep typing bro but u are no eagles fan no wonder why u talkign so much sht and me a pussy man say what u want i know about me and yes wierd video you make rofl i saw 3 of them rofl u just siting in fornt of camera just sitting there doing sht wtf?? is that i waste 30min of my life just go on in your life becuase im done talking sht to a gothic tussy im done say everything u want.. XD Raped

  • @eaglesalldayable Of course I'm not an eagles fan, I seen that video on your profile. They suck.

    Yes, you are a pussy for hiding behind your bro's profile, as I said before, you clearly don't have the balls to make an account for yourself, let alone a video of yourself...and let's be honest, you started the argument, if you didn't want so-called 'gothic tussies' like me commenting then you should have kept your worthless opinions to your fucking self...so when exactly was I 'raped' btw? Loser..

  • @brezzy666 ROFL I GOT YOU MAD DIDIN'T I it seems so and man does it matter??? im here bro and again eagles don;t suck don;t ever say they do hahahah and im a loser ROFL it's just funny becuase me and you arguing i never started and i just don;t get it

  • @eaglesalldayable Really? Because I believe I'm the one who touched a nerve here...eagles suck eagles suck eagles suck eagles are god awful eagles suck so bad eagles are pathetic eagles are rubbish eagles are crap eagles are shit! =)

    You started the argument over a fucking button, and like I said before, if you didn't want jerks like me interfering then you shouldn't have started in the first place, it's not over when you say lol

    Believe it all you want, I ain't mad...I'm fucking crazy!! =P

  • @brezzy666 rofl stfu and now i know why people interfere just go on in your life oh wait you got no fucking life snitch and be as crazy as you want be crazy enough to kill your self boy that will make my day new report on youtube say a crazy crack head burn hisself in his sleep keep typing too im glad to do this and you making wired ass videos with that anime sht rofl wtf?? seriously ROFL XD keep that bull shit up your room dirty ass shit in the back round clean ur room and u will find ur tooth

  • @eaglesalldayable "Clean your room" Seriously that's the best you can come up with!? lmfao this is hilarious! Trust me there isn't a hurtful comment that I've already heard, but despite what I look like, I still have the balls to show my face online, I have the balls to make my own account, unlike some retarded asshole who supports a gay team of eagles..so say all you want, if you want to end this argument, all you have to do is refuse to reply, cos trust me, I'll keep this up for weeks to come!

  • @brezzy666 hahahahhah everything u say make me luagh to be honest bro and i get what ur trying to tell me i don;lt care how long u keep it up and once i can get a picture of my face and put this on my computer i will and eagles don;t suck at all rofl and u like what team?? and if u hate football rrofl leave at there and ill always win this but to be honest talking sht just isn;t me anymore im through with your shit gothic jackass members

  • @eaglesalldayable If you were finished you would have ended this ages ago...but so far, you've just proven nothing other than the fact that you have no valid argument and you support a crap football team, as if you actually believe that football is the greatest sport on earth, what with their helmets and shoulderpads so they don't get hurt lmao

    I'm glad I make you laugh, laughing is usually a sign of weakness, and the fact that I make you laugh kinda means that you've failed this argument. =)

  • @eaglesalldayable Really "it;s triangle it not xobox360" did you mean it's triangle because it's PS3 not XBox 360? "terying' did you mean trying? "wh yu"?????? Did you mean what are you trying to play PS3? WOW just give this up you're just embarrassing yourself at this point. Seriously, when you say things like "wh yu terying to play" you sound like a neanderthal. Plus you need to chill before you give youself a heart attack talk about nerd rage!

  • @ItsNOYFB awll boy theres more i don;t care what people think i can fart out loud in a classroom but it seemsu care what people think of you XD give me a break we all make mistakes no matter how manny times it happens no matter who we are Just never ever ever ever ever ever dick eat again whats best for is to not say nothing else

  • @ItsNOYFB AM IM RIGHT??? PS3

  • @eaglesalldayable Dude. Shut up get a life and let go that he thought it was Y. You sure don't act like a 16 year old.

  • @Intoxiqated LOL how does it fell to be called a "tussy" whatever the fuck that is. :P

  • @ItsNOYFB In a word, confusing.

  • (*Thug turns)

    ^ ^ -----

    p_p q_q

    Batman: Jack! How are the kids?

    Thug:Great my little one finished 4th grade and my oldest is in high school

    Batman:Great to hear that...Alright well You know the drill

    Thug:Yeah I know(*Sigh), Make it painless

    Batman: No promises

    (*WACK!!!)