A Crazy Person's Prized Possession

[unavailable1023]

did she eat paint chips as a kid???

[marquisdejolie]

@unavailable1023

Yeah. Why?

[imnotsmartbutimtryin]

maybe she is like the lady from the movie "Knowing" .......

[marquisdejolie]

@imnotsmartbutimtryin

She's CRAAAAAAZY all right!

[ItsJacquilikeJackie]

i like that :o)

[marquisdejolie]

@ItsJacquilikeJackie

:)

:)

[opieloke]

fuckin stupid

[marquisdejolie]

@opieloke

Ahyup

[JeffCaster]

I was guessing prescription drugs.

[marquisdejolie]

@JeffCaster

Oh! So close but no cigar :)

[JeffCaster]

@marquisdejolie lol

[paulsatsac1]

straight up stupid............get a life.

[marquisdejolie]

@paulsatsac1

Thanks for watching :)

[DirtyPee]

fat ass hand

[marquisdejolie]

Yeah, that's my recreation hand.

[BETTYPRO40]

omhygosh you crack me up !!@! ROCKKKKKKSSSS!!! every family has em!

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! Yeah, when I see tan mud on Beth's cigarette butts, I know she's been at the rocks again.

:)

[SuperHarmless]

LOL, now are we outside in an old barn or inside someone house here? YIKES!

[marquisdejolie]

It's a garage. Sort of.

:)

[fehquig]

You should tell her how metamorphic rocks taste better than those dusty seds! Now I'm still wondering if you made this up just to be mean and keep the series going...

[marquisdejolie]

This is real nonfiction. Beth is seriously f'd up.

[izzy4el]

I knew a guy that drank Windex. He said it kept him from streaking!

Doh!

: P

[marquisdejolie]

hahahaha!

[ItsJacquilikeJackie]

@izzy4el lmbo it's lame but i laughed so good job

[marquisdejolie]

@ItsJacquilikeJackie

Thanks! Lame CAN be funny :)

[ItsJacquilikeJackie]

@marquisdejolie

yes it CAN :) i like the fact that u respond to many of ur comments

[marquisdejolie]

@ItsJacquilikeJackie

I try to keep up :)

[burrheadjr]

Well, at least they look like HIGH QUALITY rocks. If you are going to eat rock, might as well eat the best.

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! Guess so.

[marquisdejolie]

All hell broke loose. There was screaming and threats and evil and momma sided with Beth like a good codependent and I am disgusted.

[chevkoch]

Good Lord.

[chevkoch]

Keep going with your preparations.

[BETTYPRO40]

my mother is the queenofdenile too ! :)

[marquisdejolie]

That makes us Egyptian cousins!

:)

[MannyBei]

I'm sure those rocks are worth something!Give sis the benefit of the doubt...they wouldn't be under lock and key!

[marquisdejolie]

I wouldn't give Beth the time of day after what she did yesterday.

[HickSuperChic]

I think your sister....ROCKS!

[marquisdejolie]

She does.

[islandGAL7]

: )

[marquisdejolie]

: )

: )

[TheBlueFlamingo]

Kept under key and locks

What you found is more rocks

I'm sure you weren't shocked

And this poem stinks

[marquisdejolie]

hahaha

[samandchloesmommy]

Lol....yeah...riiiiiight...

[samandchloesmommy]

You'd have to get her on film cause I'm having a hard time believing this one.

[marquisdejolie]

I'll try but she's really shy about doing really crazy things in front of my camera.

[oldbag699]

maybe shes got gold in them rocks ? she dont eat them ?

 lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[marquisdejolie]

Wow. You've spent the day with my videos, haven't you!?

Yeah, Beth eats these things. I've seen them in her poop when I have to unclog the toilet.

[samandchloesmommy]

Why do you think she eats them? She could have them because she was going to use them for gardening maybe?

[marquisdejolie]

She has a mineral deficiency called Pica.

[kiashamed]

No shit. Does she REALLY eat these? I thought you were bullshitting. Pica is an amazing anomoly of the human condition. My friend ate tide when she got pregnant. I won't be popping one out anytime soon! lol!

[marquisdejolie]

My sister is an anomoly.

[BETTYPRO40]

i had a friend that craved stick deodorant...the worst I craved was dried shrimp...ate about 3 shrimp and I WAS CURED...havent touched another one in 16 yrs....

[marquisdejolie]

Dried shrimp???? I don't know dried shrimp. I went semi-kosher about 10 years ago so ALL shrimp is off my menu. And catfish. And shellfish. And pork. Not an easy diet for someone with Cajun kinfolk.

[butterscotchdropable]

LOL Where do you find this crazy shi"""::????

[marquisdejolie]

I'm living the life of a halfway house gatekeeper.

:)

[Brennna]

NO!!!! MORE rocks???

[marquisdejolie]

I keep finding them stashed all over the house. Beth must've been anticipating a famine.

[PIGSWITHNOUNDIES]

Cool as I like this vid 5*****

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks!

:)

[ZMoulton]

Rocket woman

[marquisdejolie]

: )

[chevkoch]

The missing-momma report story, oh man. Maybe it's your new happy soundtrack, I'm feeling a Stooges vibe. You went and burned all of your sister's clothes? Or just the ones too far gone into cigburnhole country?

[marquisdejolie]

ALL her clothes had burn holes in them.

Momma's Tuesday afternoon St. Joe's card club got a kick out me being swarmed by cops at momma's house today. I got a kick out of telling the story to the little old ladies who have very little excitement in their life.

[chevkoch]

Hahaha > the old ladies story. You're lucky they didn't catch you mowing the lawn again. We all know how that ended.

[marquisdejolie]

I was thinking the same thing when MPD swarmed me. I thought, "Good think I'm not packin' a lawnmower right now!"

[chevkoch]

Hahaha!

"You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a lawnmower out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you..."

[marquisdejolie]

The Dude abides.

:)

[chevkoch]

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there, the Dude, takin' her easy for all us sinners.

[chevkoch]

Buffet for stoners.

[marquisdejolie]

: D

[BalfronTower]

how is momma doing at the moment? we've not seen anything of her for a few days.....

[marquisdejolie]

She's out playing cards with the little old ladies at St. Joe right now. She's fine.

Beth called the Marshall police today and told them momma was "missing." Three cars came out.

[JordanoDaMano]

So someone can chew and possibly digest those rocks?

[marquisdejolie]

Her potty tends to wreck the toilets.

[peglol]

I just don't get the rock thing. Is she suffering from some kind of vitamin deficiancy maybe????

[marquisdejolie]

Yep. Pica is a mineral deficiency. Beth's drug-taking depletes her minerals. She's killing herself.

[hallbe]

Do they make chocolate covered rocks too?

[marquisdejolie]

Hmmmm, I think you just spotted an underserved market!!

:)

[edenbainbridge]

delicious!

xoexo

[marquisdejolie]

I'm not into the taste of sandstone myself.

:)

[TheBeeOBee]

bizarro

[marquisdejolie]

That's my world.

[fuzzycabin]

Edible rocks?

[marquisdejolie]

I couldn't eat them but Beth does.

[ourvinylcollection]

Be sure to put it back exactly where you found it, otherwise she's gonna know you been rootin' through her privates.

[marquisdejolie]

She's probably going to know when she comes back and finds that I burned all her clothes in the steel barrel out back.

[MadBadVoodo]

LOL!!

Five Stars!!

[marquisdejolie]

Five thanks!!

[TandEeesDad]

Well..what can I say that hasn't been said already? Beth is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion.

Those rocks are just the topping on the cake.

Keep diggin' that hole out back MDJ.

[marquisdejolie]

It's dug and ready. I should do a video on the completed project.

:)