richard cortez - asshole

[channabby15rockstar]

omg!! this so effing made my day lol.. wish it was a ringtone i wud have as a ringtone for all myh assholes!!!.. kinda sounded wrong lol

[Alosjs]

This song almost made me cry. My ex is a fucking asshole, but I know he still loves me & far far away the guy I met is looked up & now he transformed himself into this cheating evil whore with no fix.

Thanks for this song Richard, you're too cute, but who cares about that? Your creativity is amazing. <3

Alonso, from Costa Rica.

[RadAlex18]

Awsome keep up the great work you just got one more fan whoot!

[rickydickypants]

woooot!

[monkeyking123]

dude your like super happy, thats scary.

[rickydickypants]

i know, imagine. happiness. such a foreign and uncommon concept... -rec

[axle491]

Your music made me not emo!!!!

W00t love life!!

[rickydickypants]

<3 -rec

[martyrdelacroix462]

so i should get paid for all the endorcing i do for you around campus lol to bad i love you so much im happy to do it for free

:D

[rickydickypants]

hah. jee, thanks!  -rec

[mark4lauder]

you're amazing.

[rickydickypants]

you flatter me so.  thank you! -rec

[Gorax90]

Smug twat

[rickydickypants]

wow. you sure are a charmer aren't you. -rec

[Gorax90]

I know. I'm all about the flattery.

[ZaccyIsRadx3]

ur painfully adorable and sexy :X

&yes your shirtless videos are my favorite~

[sampsonrgt]

<3 I love your music it makes me smile !!!^_^

[rickydickypants]

aw, thanks you. -rec

[seththegay]

i love your music craving something beautiful is my favorite song ever

[ymichael21]

that was sooo cute!!

i love this song :)

[rickydickypants]

:) you can buy it on itunes!

[ymichael21]

already did a while back, love craving something beautiful! :)

[Hyzing]

i love ur guitar dick u gay guy

[rickydickypants]

danke.

[tbirdlew]

I love your guitar style. I will be buying your disc...

[hudene]

oh..you know you're way better than those last couple of assholes who left those asshole comments..you are one heck of a guitar player

[rickydickypants]

thanks mate. seriously - i appreciate all this love and affection! as for the other people who post on my videos... whatever dude. live and let live, ya know? i do what i do because i love it - not for other people. :) thanks for the compliments. -rec

[jeffjohnson224]

thats so gross that you're gay. the only thing that could make this worse is if you had a huge wiener in your mouth.

[rickydickypants]

ahah, omg. too much, seriously. some people.  do yall see this? hahah. -rec

[stxguy]

Is it just me - or did he actually watch the vid, or read the lyrics, then went that extra mile just to post his ignorant little comment?

I'd be flattered if I was you Richard.

=]

Stay sexy.

[rickydickypants]

:) -rec

[stxguy]

:-*

[cRaZyPuNkR3beL]

haha ROTFLMAO ok this was weird, madd random and funny! Keep workin ur magic cuz u make me lmfao when i'm bored xD

[rickydickypants]

haha. weird, mad random and funny. those three words describe me perfectly. :) stay tuned for more videos. -rec

[macupausini]

dude u make me smile... AND if you lived closer, id try and smuggle me some guitar lessons

[rickydickypants]

i'm all about guitar lessons. :) i'm glad i can make you smile. grab your 6 string and let's play something cute together. -rec

[macupausini]

i just realized.. u are in columbia? im from aiken... mid-nowhere... but i thought you were further like florida...

[rickydickypants]

i'm from FL - but i'm in SC recording my new album "sleeping with strangers" - i'll be playing in charlotte and charleston in the coming months - check me out on myspace - :)

[macupausini]

i did, lol, and added u. hahhaa

[rickydickypants]

yay for new friends! :) -rec

[MeganRivera2008]

dude if u werent gay id do u lol

jk

[rickydickypants]

:) nothing is a done deal until you're dead.

[MeganRivera2008]

nice lol

[rickydickypants]

wink. :)

[Emokid1010]

hahaha what the hell!??!?! This song was confusing and amazing and hilarious! I thought it would be mean, and then it turned cute, and then it turned into a raunchy little tune!!! loved it!!!! PS- Im not asking to be mean, or offend you, but.. you are gay right?

[rickydickypants]

um. OF COURSE I'M GAY! haha. like, as if it weren't totally obvious. :) i'm lke gayer than the audience at a kathy griffin show! haha. thanks for the compliments. i'm glad you liked the song. it's on itunes if you like it... enough to buy it or something. :) subscribe to the channel! enjoy the other videos! thanks again! -rec

[rickydickypants]

haha. best comment ever! thanks. -rec

[megaangelic]

You're too camp, otherwise O.k I guess

[rickydickypants]

i guess that's the drag queen in me. :) my bad. glad you liked it otherwise. -rec

[urrocknrollqueen]

ur hot. even though your probably gay.

[rickydickypants]

thanks.  :)

[dancingdoraXO]

woo woah wow! over and over again i watch this video! =D

[rickydickypants]

hah, i was wondering why it had sooo many views. :)

[R0B0xK1LLA]

In the You deserve it part I meant you deserve the "being one of the greatest guitar players".

lol for some reason I just felt weird leaving that comment alone. xD

[rickydickypants]

thank you so much for all this love.  :) it's well recieved. i'm glad i can make your late night folk music craving cease. :)

[R0B0xK1LLA]

I don't know why but I listen to you every night from around 11:30 to 1:30. Your music makes me want to laugh for no reason of but that of joy. You are one of my favorite guitar players also. I think that one day you will go down as one of the greatest guitar players in the world. Well they will probably discriminate because you are gay but I don't care. You deserve it. One day I will meet you and we will have an acoustic jam session. :)

[85495638]

This is a awesome song and he's kinda funny too. what else can you ask for? This song became one of my favorites the first time i heard it. Keep up the good work. It looks like your going places.

[rickydickypants]

well, i sure do try. :) i'm glad you enjoyed the tune - please keep yourself up to date as i'll be working on making videos of more old songs and i do take requests. again, thank you for the praise. -rec

[rickydickypants]

haha, if you think i'm cute there you need your eyes checked... haha, you should see me after i brush my teeth and take a shower!

[Dusterz]

nah, i love it.

[dancingdoraXO]

yay! i love this song! its one of my favorites=D

[rickydickypants]

well then i guess i oughta be glad that i posted it! :)

[rickydickypants]

um, hah. wow. you're welcome. douche. :)

[Dusterz]

that hat. loser. ha.