London Gaming Con: Ashens Q&A

[sofruity3]

Wait ian hecox from smosh?

[GingerSlothV2]

Ian H?! Ian Hecox from smosh?

[seventhlonewolf]

I reckon that was my question that was removed at 8:42, where I gave ashens a drawing and asked him if he was secretly on pop station watch. It's a shame that I'm a quiet person, I could barely get my voice up even with the microphone, let alone get up on stage. D:

[BombingCarpets]

Ah, the delightful sounds of a Street Fighter tournament in the background.

[randomjamesisrandom]

u_b_s_? wtf transcribe audio

[silverhawkroman]

Ian H... the guy from smosh!?!?!?!

[verbleman]

when he said "theres a man eating something" it says Electrophoretic specifically I don't think about it.

[wondercast]

I love the people eating what looks like macaroni at 03:15.

[malango255]

aaaaahhhh a spectrum man, you have good taste.

[Floydthefuckbag]

I thought you wore a black suit at all times.

[KieranFilth]

When the sofa dies, we will all blame the Pop Stations.

[CyberNetTV]

don't get rid of the sofa!!!!!

[TheMike16112]

Ashens wears converse shoes?

[ThatMellon]

LOL (at the man triping up the step at 5:10

[MrMonkeyBadger]

There's a moment on Ashen's face where a look uf of "puzzled suprise" is fighting against a look of "I can't let my puzzled suprise show" when the guy near the end starts telling his anecdote with "me and my girlfriend..." Sigh, why am I being so evil today; after all 2012 is widely predicted to be a year filled with peace, prosperity and good fortune that lays down a healthy foundation for hundreds of generations to come...isn't it?

[jeremytannenbaum]

Transcribe Audio still shit? Suck it up and turn up your volume...

[d0miz]

Massive thanks to IAN HECOX!? (SMOSH)

[Tainted107]

i have seen alot of con footage from other places, but i gotta ask is it always this bad at that gaming con?

[JimVersusLife]

I like how he constantly distances himself from the guys he pulls on stage. Stay classy, Ashens.

[GodsBurden]

LOL benzai's like ASK ME THE QUESTION I AM GAY AND FRENCH! (<3 benzai)

[ReviewsOnTheLoose]

does anybody else think ashens reminds them of simon pegg?

[ricuw11]

@ReviewsOnTheLoose Now that you mention it....

[slater231]

So many weird people. I still have a bit of a stalkerish bromance with Ashens though

[Crowley9]

I found that question about psychology the most interesting one, and the good doctor dodges the question. Boo.

[onlythefinest21]

1:19 MASS EFFECT HOODIE.

[thecpproject]

According to Transcribe Audio: "I know your face!" = "Overuse" "You killed my parents!" = "Gilbert" "Can I have or buy one of those shirts..." = "Politics" Way to go, Google.

[shugochara78]

wait..... Ian H? THAT COULD ONLY MEAN IAN HECOX OF SMOSH, COMEDY DUO!

[IamCoalfoot]

"So if anyone from Poundland is here: DO THAT!"

Transcribe Audio for that whole line: "hinted"

Though my favorite TA was "quick question" and "yes" because they were perfectly accurate! Wonderful!

[Elliottslingsby]

I was going to go too this, and I'm only a train ride away in Stevenage, but I didn't. I regret this greatly.

[SocksMacguffin]

What was the Tech Dump Pilot?

[Manoaureal]

Did they bought those microphones from Poundland?

[Ninecoder9]

Ashens, you should play as the Master in Doctor Who.

[Yinyang123RBLX]

Ian H? Smosh XD?

[PlatformThirtyTwo]

@Yinyang123RBLX Nope, me!

[Yinyang123RBLX]

@PlatformThirtyTwo Oh okay xD

[missrockstar22]

Ashens, please come to australia and root me. I think ur freaken hot!

[ExplodingDohNUTS]

the sober ashens at the cherokee

[Jarren202]

electrophoretic specifically i don't think about it. was looking for. for uh... wesson counselors. three hundred twenty five. prematurely rescued.

Oh yeah, transcribe audio REALLY works well.

[Nazrat84]

lol, deal with it T-shirt kiddies

[wisteela]

Love it.

TV Boy - Was trying to remember those - Review please!

I now want a Wario and Mario hat.

[Onexploits]

AUDIO! Y U SO BAD?

[Smraedis]

I think you'd have to have the camera closer to the stage if you wanted it to sound better, or it next to wherever the sound was being amplified.

I'd prolly have gone myself if I wasn't busy

[ScattySafari]

I love you Stuart,but you were a MASSIVE DOUCHE to Twitter t-shirt guy( the first question-asker.)He did say 'or BUY' and you still ragged on him! Chef Excellence would not be amused.

[carter2go]

BTW some ppl think ur dead ASHENS...... Im so happy ur alive :)

[acemace3618]

An excellent Q&A

[Elrohirc]

was that benzai? the one in the Mass Effect hoodie-sweater-thingy?

[ReviveMyHopes]

Subtitles were worth it, i could barely understand the accent

[BritishGuySWAG]

I have the same camera as the first guy. Sony nex-5.

[ridna660r]

#2 was def hooked up to the iPig :)



[XgraCinema]

What is up with some of these ugly people he interviewed D:

[matrixmairo]

Well you are worse then Super-Hitler.

[lumpyroc]

Omg smosh and ashens best combination ever!!!!

[Mareep1]

Ashens, I love you.

[ken00kenny]

i was saying boo-urns

[lShishkaBerryl]

LMFAO click on CC then choose 'transcribe audio' for extreme hilarity.

[armandsdamanhoo]

may god strike down the fat adidas guy

[SpaceCowboyKenny]

@armandsdamanhoo I've been watching my carbs... ;(

[DefiantBoris]

20:30

It looks like hes trying to shake your hand, ashens, but awkwardly was declined, did he get a handshake?

[FBIPacker]

7:20, just a little stoned.

[framedinblood02]

My god, the second guy with the adidas jacket is an absolute twat.

[SpaceCowboyKenny]

@framedinblood02 I'll be seeing you next year ;(

[framedinblood02]

@SpaceCowboyKenny No you won't.

[SpaceCowboyKenny]

@framedinblood02 Yes.

[Jarren202]

Nice one Ashens, next time DEMAND A MICROPHONE THAT IS HOOKED UP TO A SOURCE THAT IS

um, I don't know. you know, a microphone that will make you perfectly audible.

It'd be great to have a proper show, an Ashens Show of sorts. On the BBC.

Make it so.

[crazyty101]

ian...from SMOSH wow

[hitmewithacliche]

Some of these Ashens fans are cute. #justsaying . I want to meet an awesome, nerdy, attractive (to me) ashens fan. Apply within. Lol. On another note, anyone complaining about audio be grateful we have any footage at all! Didn't even realise he was there as a speaker, mighta gone... oh well :-)

[PedroBenolielBonito]

@hitmewithacliche Applying :)

[alchemyx]

Hard to hear anything. Transcription please!

[MeisterFalti]

Not even Chef Excellence can approve of that audio quality.

[antman23p]

transcribe audio- solves all audio issues :)

[armandsdamanhoo]

@antman23p no, it doesn't - it's shit

[SpartanMk1]

I have to ask will there be more Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of? One of my favourite videos has to be the Human Killing Machine review. Please do some more!

[Woolymatt]

I think I might have played chess with Stuart once or twice at high school.

Well done, mate. Loving the Youtube vids. :-)

[blowenfuse]

Ashens for president of Earth!

[TheNaitokurabu]

Can't hear audio? TRANSCRIBE AUDIO.

[zantiertasa]

Ian H from smosh recorded this? :D

[WhitnosFilms]

sausage-fest

[tekhiun]

I would just like to say that according to imdb ashens birthday will be on friday :D And no I am not a stalker I was just trying to find out the name of the show that he mentions at some point and I couldnt really understand due to crappy audio.

[mahoganypie]

I just had an epiphany. ashens looks like the master from doctor who!!!

[radicalgarbage02]

+10 for Dreamcast shirt -20 for corduroy trousers

-99999999999999999999999999999­99 for being a (very boring) show-stealing asshat

[Hysteria98]

SUBTITLES NEEDED

XD

[TheQwertykeyboard11]

NERDDDDSSSSS. awesome q&a yeah and dreamcast guy has got some real limelight issues :D

[EMBvideos]

lol!

[sozzledsquirrel]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL This video is so unintentionally funny. "I own two Commodore 64s!"

[TheMike894ftw]

Don't you mean London Games Con? I kid, I kid.

[kumquatsta]

most in-your-face q&a ever, come up stage and yell at ashens.

[MrAngelpulido]

holy shit benzie



[xROBERTxDAVISx]

poundland pizza in oven was tasty, microwave shit

[AspectOfTheStorm]

For some reason, I tried hitting the like button about 5 times, but it only worked once...

[AspectOfTheStorm]

You killed my parents!

[Hi675445]

lolololl famous now 

[mistertakeda]

This was educational.

[shadowmaster0111]

hello!

[XarboyMkII]

GOod to see that Ashens behaves the same way in real life as he does in his videos. Honesty? On the internet? BLASPHEMY!!!

[chucklez1016]

- 20 for the corn row trousers

[jeevesosiris]

You are worse than Super-Hitler!

[delldell21]

This was awkward to watch.

[jakethenintendonerd]

ian H, surely not ian hecox from smosh?

[anonymous794613]

That Dreamcast guy made everybody else seem like nervous wrecks.

[AF5ShowsandFilms]

IanH. Smosh?

[VetrYukiOkami]

I will operate the puppet for you! (Not a euphemism)

I could get to Ashen's house in 3 hours and 5 minutes.....bitches be jelly......unless they live closer.

[VetrYukiOkami]

For eons, Ashenians (term coined by me) have insisted Ashens do stand-up....this will suffice

I AM NOT DISAPPOINT

[EdibleReuniclus]

Person has an Umbreon hat.....I approve

[EdibleReuniclus]

There need not be an apostrophe at 08:06, that denotes omission or possession, not plurality.

Although I'm probably wrong.

[ashens]

@EdibleReuniclus I'm pretty sure you're right. Possibly I stuck the apostrophe in because I was thinking of "4" being an omission for "four" in my increasingly wrong head. I HAVE FAILED YOU ALL.

[ohlutro]

TOO.... MUCH... NOOOOISEEEEEEEE(bonk)!!!

[RS250Squid]

"Can I have some of your rice, please?" LOL

[momothelemur]

Why did I go!?!? I could have been there!!!!!

[deniskenn]

if everyone in the crowd would shut up maybe we could hear better

[technoshock11]

Heh, I had the TV-BOY too, I still have it in fact ;-)

[thepspgamer]

look at me in that mario hat at 3:10....ugh....xD

[Simok1234]

@thepspgamer lol sick hat bro

[BlueEyesFTW1]

@thepspgamer I got a Luigi Hat lol

[NoodleGhost]

Reminded me of Jack Dee... :3c

[SvenOkonomi]

The microphone was connected to a poundland potato?

[SirTobbii]

I think I saw Benzaie at the lower left corner.

[AlexPlaysGames]

Whats with the guy with the Dreamcast tshirt trying to steal the show?

[mattsmint]

@AlexPlaysGames and why did he want to show us his ass so bad :(

[icegryphon]

Hell yeah ASHENS!

You and LittleKuribo, novriltataki(playtowin), are some of my Favorites

[Errathetube]

The first guy looks like he's about to crap his pants.

[interghost]

That guy with the Dreamcast tshirt... wow, I bet you loved him coming up on stage!!

And did he say his "girlfriend"... yeah right haha

[legofreak1109]

IanH THEE IanH? smosh's 2nd channel? WTF. If it's true, I'll drink me own piss

[mallpunk182]

That last dude likes to talk, but he has a Dreamcast t-shirt so I'll forgive him

[Dlloyd1990]

Holy shit I saw Benzaie in the front row

[ste1bro]

@Dlloyd1990 Who?

[MyVoiceinYourHead]

Oh god the background noise makes me want to kill a small animal

[yuprulesing]

Pound land pizza LOL.

[SuperGilberto1977]

most boring video ever

[abbadeen]

my only regret is not going, damn christmas shopping >:[

[sevenbegore]

Clearly we need to start a fund to buy Dr. Ashen a new manky brown sofa.

[DaxterSpeed]

Instead of this video footage I'd recommend collecting all the images that were taken of you to make a "stop-motion" video :)

[lilryanps3]

ASHENS if i met you i would shake your hand

[worifeem]

@lilryanps3 Very interesting...

[Crashortsofevil]

In true hilarious Ashens style, my bit got cut :V! I was the one who handed him a dodgy card and had a voice so quiet and raspy that day that I totally screwed up the recording. Ah well, it was a pleasure speaking to ashens and suggesting he take a short break from tat. The things he goes through for his fans...and yes, it was amazingly noisy, Ashens and the others did amazingly well to keep going with it (and I was glad we could at least hear them there.)

[Fantazilon]

They're all men D:

[sonoskay]

@Fantazilon its cus the bitches are so intimidated by ashens charm and charisma

[libinspace]

You should do a review of the sofa.

[DoctorKandosii]

What a rude fucking audiance. Let the man speak!

[1bentley4ever]

WOW. Ashens w/o a tie.

[TheG1ngerKid]

The warranty banana video was the one that got me into Ashens :D

[DomWrath]

Someone's taking dictations via old fashioned typewriter

[MrGinxty]

why are they all weird looking... not judging ofc... im sure they have great personalities

[Jericho704]

WHATS THAT NOISE ARRGH?!?! "CLICK CLICK" MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!! :(

[1Hawk2Hawks]

is the dude at 7:35 drunk???

[JJXB2004]

@1Hawk2Hawks nope. just not good up on stage.

[theuprightman83]

@1Hawk2Hawks If he is, good on him. It's the only way I can tolerate being around amongst so many nerds.

[JJXB2004]

t'was awesome.

@JustSpawnKilled: Ian Higton

[JustSpawnKilled]

Ian H? Like from smosh? Or am I just an idiot?

[PlagueIndustry]

Kind of makes you proud, doesn't it? I found Ashens a few years ago when he released the Neo Double Games Review, now look at him, attending conventions as a guest of honor. It feels nice to have seen him evolved over the years.

[oaoaoas]

@PlagueIndustry same here,since the neo double games.

[Doom2Guy]

That sound unfortunately isn't many pictures being made, it's the sound of arcade buttons on several fight sticks, there's probably a tournament going on or something.

[scorpweb]

Ashens Y u so sexy (no homo)

[kazooga1234]

i loved backspace and this is a super ha bisky Q and A dont worry about the missing footage the clips you have are awesome enough

[HuwReesMusic]

I really, really hope that I don't fit the Ashens fan mould...

[BrothaPriah]

i wonder where the 3000000,000000478 photos of Ashens ended up?

[Verliebt]

@BrothaPriah most on facebook but i'm sure you can find some on flickr too

[PsychopathMisfit]

@BrothaPriah At naughty webpages that specializes on weird fetisches.

[GraemsayBuey]

Is that button mashing I can hear? :O

[10n3r]

Methinks I see Benzai... the Guy who stands up at around 1:18

[mertdejedi]

@10n3r I thought the same thing!

[RezX]

@10n3r I'm pretty sure that's him too, but nor 100% sure.

[ashens]

@10n3r Oui.

[TruthLost]

"If you threw them at the fire they would trow them back." <3

[4468]

Yay Ashens had a Speccy :D I always found C64 owners had a whiff of sulphur about them

[RSCNyx]

"I am a man who makes Youtube videdos."

That is probably the best introduction anyone could give at such a busy place. Man, that looks cool as hell to be at. Wish I could of made it.

[MikeyMcApples]

Aw, My NoseyBonk question got cut out D;

[ReddoFreddo]

turn on your television a guy did a killing spree in belgium and another guy did one in italie! :(

[BeastlyBoltz]

@ReddoFreddo italy* and that is a terrible thing to hear

[TheGreatSteve]

This is terrible, unfortunately.

[niloc565]

Where'es the couch to sit on ? and chat

[SoanosBarcoded]

You want to kill me? :o

I had a C64 :P

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