Late Show with David Letterman - Top 10 Signs You've Purchased a Bad iPhone 4

[7ladas]

eye foam...ha ha.

[MyZippy13]

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[lambogeek]

Yo guys, i'm watching Letterman talk about the iphone on Top Ten while talking to you on the phone, something you can't do on your verizon iphone, its just +++Call dropped+++

[therealjohnd]

So funny thanks for the upload.

[jodrech]

I've had an iPhone for 3 years now... And I love it. And i even thought this was funny. I don't understand why people are offended by this... We all know the top 10 list isn't true, so why freak out about it?? It was simply intended for humor.

[kam33p]

@jodrech The answer is.. Apple is a religion for some people. Some people enjoy the product without sticking ur dick in it and therefore praise it.

[dogthedog2]

who the hell wrote this it sucks

[chrisvandewouw]

Oh come on... why always bitching on the iPhone. I'm writing this from an iPhone and got no probl ^ ^ ^ Error: Carrier lost

[oscar2hot4u]

the laughing sounds SOOOO fake

[CarterProductionsTV]

i own an iPhone, and i love it. and i'm not offended by this...i think it was hilarious.

[tripjet999]

Apple is Crapple.

[shiggure]

cringe worthy...

[MoonchildDk]

Dave is still the best! :-D

[mathaeis]

This is such a poor excuse for something that's funny.

[blasterLA24]

dont talk shit bawt ipod'

[StormHornet56]

@blasterLA24 ill talk shit bawt whatavah ah want ya prepubesent rednack!

[blasterLA24]

@StormHornet56 wtf o_0',,,english plz -_-'

[StormHornet56]

@blasterLA24 was making fun of the ipod lover. read his comment.

[blasterLA24]

@StormHornet56 jeez',,,u BS'

[PoletBally]

Uh-oh Dave, now you've done it. You pissed off Apple fanboys. Don't you know that they're better than people who don't purchase Apple products?

[ThreeCatsScratching]

Dave hasn't been funny in 20 years

[soccerboy4851]

#2 LOL haha :D



[Tampatony55]

@soccerboy4851 Lmao

[masteryoda394]

the signal sensor is the antenna Mr David.

[gallimead]

Sign of a scripted comedian?..waits for his/her own laughter. He his talented, but relies too much on those around him to carry him along. Who says late night is dead?

[daemoszythaer]

@gallimead

He's really... really old.

[BelowAverage355]

@eatingcatshit Actually I use Android and hate apple....I just enjoy good comedy.

[Perktube1]

You know how they end his segments with the narrator telling dumb one-liners, then spells them out on the screen with big letters? That's so the aging baby-boomers who are hard of hearing can see what he said. =oP

[aziansn4k3]

can we let Craig Ferguson take Dave's time slot now? please?

[3434aaaa]

Mel is gone down the drain.

[gengarjetty]

oh my god hes just UNFUNNY.

[loufuszsccrstud9]

youtube.com/watch?v=7QcwmLyT2o­s

[peterd1009]

There is a way to avoid this all, DONT get an iphone at all they suck ass.., get an android most of the apps are free and there is almost as much as the i phone market, the apps that are free on the iphone are crappy little 3-5 level demo's

Android >Iphone

[daveparkk]

they're hinky, they're not hooked up right

this guy is a dinosaur

[BelowAverage355]

Top sign you're a bad late night comedian: not one thing on your top ten list is funny.

[eatingcatshit]

@BelowAverage355, It's only funny to those that weren't just off for an over rated phone that drops calls...

[captBLOTTO]

oh how i miss coco

[KrylanceOrphen]

@gasfgiop Except Letterman is on CBS

[pedrofgmartins]

i never used an apple product in my life, yet this is totally not funny to me... at all :$

[kevivjun]

letterman needs to go die

[couturebabex33]

@kevivjun and why is that? hes a legend and abs. hysterical

[ZaDOSmiKa]

Haha this is too funny! :D

[xtheenderx]

#1 should've been "it was made by apple"

[deathbecomesu187]

his jokes are so fucken old and lame .

[couturebabex33]

@deathbecomesu187 well he is kinda old now....but i think his jokes are classic not like the other "funny" trash today

[Trashfished]

letterman is a liberal peice of shit.

[Xone7]

lol @ WHO'S PURCHASED A BAD IPHONE..... Haaaaa!!

[mcloysapoksy]

It's actually funny - sorry for all iphone users.. the apple-magic is gone..

[MajorImpact]

Letterman was hysterical in the 80's, but all he is now is a crotchety un-funny old man. The only reason he's on TV now is because of his reputation/past laurels. If he never had his own show before and was given one now it'd be yanked off the air in a heartbeat.

[spidermonkies008]

@MajorImpact

Actually he has pretty steady ratings and still has about 3 million viewers. 

[MajorImpact]

@spidermonkies008

I know what his ratings are, but it's all based on reputation/past laurels like I said. If you put him on TV today for the first time his show would bomb.

[DBSpy1]

After Mr Johnny Carson, everything is junk. But I did like the wife joke,he must have a million of them LOL. toca

[alyourdrinkingpal]

this so fucking stupid david letterman is not funny

and yeah i think that was a laugh track

[Quintinjsdgyd]

I Want Revenge! - ihatenelly . com

[Hvaharjeggjort]

@flarbton RROD can be fixed by yourself unless you're a fucking idiot =)

[immacominable]

it was decent, although I liked #4

[GreenTeaGringo]

retire this guy already

[CrimsonRoseAngel]

Only iPhone users are offended by this

[milesbennet]

Lame...

[Jthebig90]

74 people have an iphone

[littlebirdmjfan]

Why are they playing "Bad"? Not that I'm complaining, I love it! But still....why?

[littlebirdmjfan]

As well as "Shake Your Body Down to the Ground" :D

[Chickns23]

It doesn't like to be held, like my first wife, oh.

[Sorgutentarer]

not funny :(

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[Treggify]

He looks super old, and he's no longer funny

[deathfromabove66]

Hmm, I havent had any problems with my iPhone.

[CHICKMAGNET66666]

the iphone 4s werent defective its just dumbasses holding them wrong its called change most be dont like it so learn something called dealing with it

[jperrin1983]

@CHICKMAGNET66666

how can you hold an iphone wrong? i can hold my phone anyway i want and as long as i dont hit the "end call" button, I wont lose signal...there wont be a problem with my antenna, and my phone will work.

[Thrillamanjaro]

@jperrin1983 The antenna is in the bottom left of the phone... So, if you use your left hand to talk on it, you essentially block the signal.

[jperrin1983]

@Thrillamanjaro ok...but with the old iphones...or any phone of similar design, no matter which hand i talk with, the bottom (both left and right) is covered by my hand. Seeing as how this never happened with any other phone, it is not something you should "have to get used to" as another poster has stated. it is a design flaw in the phone and it needs to be fixed. how "smart" is your phone after all if it only works in your right hand?

[beastswim11]

@CHICKMAGNET66666 that's called a defect! :)

[12345tubie]

iLaugh when iphone

[raj8294]

Craig Ferguson>David Letterman

[trianglepoints]

yes letter-boy... is a queer....nevere liked..women...despise's women...now this is known...

[Spikeyj37]

Ya this is junk...

[thieflord63]

Wow, ABC was serious when they said funding was going down...

[akirafactor]

Look at all the little ones trying to justify their defective iCrap

[MilkDot]

the only funny ones were the apple store one and the Mel Gibson one

[LillMikel]

Anyone who seriously thinks this is funny don't know shit about any kind of technology.

(...Or simply is an Android fanboy. Keep an open mind folks.)

[Lazynezt]

@LillMikel keep open mind and use open source,

[Troublesome2008]

I don't have an I Phone, but i still didn't think this was very funny...

The Eye Foam joke was the worse... Made me feel awkward

[whitesoxrule14]

#check out my cod4 montage it is beast

[thatcowguy100]

HAHA funny shit..

[Carescent]

I love David Letterman & his Top 10 Signs list....this is funny!!

[MsEarthsucks]

@emal510 how is the mel gibson joke funny?

[JeRkYb0y]

LOLOL Classic Letterman..... who happens to love making fun of Apple just like how he love to make fun of George Bush

[adrianin210]

This guy sucks -_- I didn't laugh although I did TRY to laugh 7 was eh

[sniperl96a1guy]

Huh......

[midnizite]

lmao, this was funny

[12GaugeSteel]

eh, hit and miss. He needs better writers.

[mattehatte]

Conan O'brien was the best!

[TaBaSc0DrUmZ]

@mattehatte THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIIIIIIIS!

[asktunes]

All you people who hate Letterman & bitch about his show...uh, why are you here?

[TheMightyZmurf]

Lol I thought this was funny.

[mex3017]

craig would beee sooooooooooo much better than david!

[Tylee1O]

first five were okay funny but this over sucked (2 is just what?!?!??!)

[adamasagex]

come on 5 and 2 were good

[streetskater03]

Here's how you know you've purchased a bad iPhone, You bought a damn iPhone. The most overrated, expensive phone on the market. My Omnia can do almost everything an iPhone can and it was almost free......

[tmk12v]

It's pretty funny but I was expecting him to make jokes about the real issues not made up stuff. He didn't mention the antenna issue at all or the proximity sensor or the not completely dried LCD displays and just partially about yellow tint in photos.

[SaviorSixtySix]

You know how I know someone purchased a bad iPhone? They own an iPhone.

[fialcz]

holy shit number 3 was corny as fuck

[jmasterX]

It's not funny cuz Apple fucked up so bad that they don't even deserve a laugh at their expense!

[Bu8956]

"You check your e-mail and it shocks your ****" WTF!!!!!

[adamasagex]

@Bu8956 why did u censore it out how old are you 9? fuck off

[vsm9o]

poptart iphone

[remember11220]

top 10 sucks so bad

[juxtification]

you guys are immature, lol. it's totally funny, specially the first wife joke.

[HellaJive]

This wasn't that funny, but there's no denying that Apple didn't work out the kinks in the new iPhone before releasing it.

[Slasher006]

not funny

[ArtStone]

Bring back Larry "Bud" Melman

[DvT093]

Wasn't very funny, but Apple deserves this.

[2171952]

funny



[STEAMWORKER]

If you do not find this funny, you probably have an IPhone!...LOL

[Arman2Dito]

@STEAMWORKER You are rigth...

Whoever who doesn't find this funny is an iFoam owner!

Oh, wait... I meant to say iPhone ;)

[Carlosmashiado]

@STEAMWORKER i have a blackberry and i dont find this funny

[LillMikel]

@STEAMWORKER

You, good sir, are retarded/an Android fanboy.

All those who thumbed you up is just as retarded/ fanboyish.

This shit is getting stupid, i never thought that people could be this one-sided about things, thinking that Apple = expensive bricks.

Both Android devices and iPhone are good choices, UNDERSTAND THAT GODDAMMIT

[ivanrich]

@kalenen is a Cunt 4 Conan

[jeansandluck]

Shithead Schaffer's really annoying.

[eredruin]

this sucks sooooo hard ...

[kalenen]

Is he ever funny? Letterman is as FAKE AS U CAN GET!

Now cancel that cunt and give conan the show!

[1337NoFear1337]

only accepts calls from mel gibson i lol!!!!!!!!!

[Nobsterdamus]

That was actually very funny :D Nice one, Dave.

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[mjttb1]

That was horrible.

[ElBurroSabeMasQueYo]

Sign you purchased a bad iPhone number 1: It has an Apple logo on the back....and says iPhone 4.

[ElBurroSabeMasQueYo]

My farts can whistle better jokes than this........

[MrBlasticus]

@ElBurroSabeMasQueYo and I poop bigger than all you spoiled techno geaks. Now get to sexting, cause that is all you'll ever get...freaking mensa's

[ElBurroSabeMasQueYo]

@MrBlasticus Jaaaaa. Bueno estoy casado, asi tengo sexo mas que tu.........."Go figure". MariconnociraM.

[thnks11]

Thumbs up if haters gonna hate.

[AresExodus]

Shittiest humour ive ever heard. The late show is for middle aged people who cant handle real humour. or real music for that matter. The band hasnt played a good tune since.. ever

[daniel89986]

UR WRONG!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMM YOU!! yoour just trying to be funny! U know old man ur not funny this is serious!People would kill oyu if they threw they're iphone for some fake stupid video of an old man! Just shut up lots of peopple have already throw theyre phone away just because of fuckin u!!!

[TheMadricks]

iphone 4=fail

[UstopUdrop]

Turrible

[patio87]

Just terrible.

[NickGMusic]

You know what I hate, when people quote the stupid video in comments they leave, ruining every possible joke you might actually laugh at before you even finish the damn video

[pensfan0782]

@NickGMusic

have you ever tried not reading the comments until after you watch???

[axela619]

roft my black berry shock my nutts too

[ub3r1337pwn4g3]

david letterman is great, better than jay leno

[xplicit408]

haha #2 you check ur email and it shocks ur nuts lol

[thenotoriouswarrior]

none of that was funny at all. get conan back and get this guy the fuck off

[feuerwolle]

*ROFL* GREAT !!!!

No surprise when I read the bad comments! It’s so typical for brainwashed Apple-Lemmings, they understand jokes

[RobT89]

Number 1 is classic.

[theconfusion105]

Yay! Michael Jackson!

[SendeeLove]

rofl facebook security sucks.. u can easily hack into any of ur friends accounts.. just see this /watch?v=UxBKLvLu9_w

[Kingkamehahaole]

@FlashingGogeta

Exactly

[305catsquid]

number 3 was so bad i felt embarrased watching it

[tneri8]

Dave is the fucking man.

[trekkian88]

this sucks shit-filled ass! this old geezer should be canceled already.

[shfbdfi1273]

I told you that the iPhone sucks dicks.

[Sloppyfliptrick]

Nut shockingly funny!

[Gamer2145]

Wow u ppl r crazy it's a joke ovi the iphone4 sucks that's why it's funny

[esh1]

@golfguyuk nobody finds letterman funny here, only a handfull of mentally incapicated who can relate to his clown face. His private life is on par with Tiger Woods. His experience is as 'GOOD' as your Ace striker Heskey...

[esh1]

@ElBurroSabeMasQueYo Funny how your comment got removed, "Heskey is shit yeah".

Next time be less explicit or the Beckham bandwagon or Heskeys will mark comments spam instantly as they see slurs

[golfguyuk]

I don't find this funny at all yet the audience saeemsa to be lapping it up. Do American viewers seriously find this funny because he is on prime time isn't he?

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[ElBurroSabeMasQueYo]

Was this supposed to be funny?

...never laughed once. 

[FlashingGogeta]

Aw man, where's CoCo when you need him ?

[Kilawua]

Lol number 2s the best

[omegaalpha74]

I face all from

[omegaalpha74]

I have an iPhone 4 and there's absolutely nothing wrong with mine, props