WTF-Old Man Says F ck Earth Day

[powerfulgod1]

Swim and eat rocks..... best advice I've ever heard.

[lenarita1]

shared.



[daveyhurst]

Eat fucking rocks

[gtsphotovideo]

"Make the earth our bitch"...I LOVE IT!

[riceball8]

rate and subscribe? This isn't even your video

[hatmanjake1994]

So it looks like, on April 23rd, I'm gonna pour oil on a duck while driving a hummer with all of the lights on.

[Middy942]

12 people are tree hugging earth lovers

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

SO FUCKING FUNNY!

[xSmashxBlackops]

"Swim and learn to fucking eat rocks people..

Swim and eat rocks..

Happy fucking earth day.."

I lol'd so fucking hard.

[needno18]

LOOOL pour oil on a duck LOOOOOL his outher video is funny aswelleven thow inm british.

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

haha. This guy is amazing.

[CelticKraut]

pour oil on a duck!!

[monstermiataman]

i love hearing old people cuss

[marcoez123]

I almost cant tell if he is being sarcastic. lol. good acting.....or one really dumb old man.

[jethropike1964]

pour oil on a duck LOL

[IrishCelt1000]

You suck old man the earth is the best MOST countrys are good, you want to live in a fuck hole good for you then

[snowybaz]

@IrishCelt1000

oh the poor wee paddy bograt, better bury all that peat then

[CrystalPVP]

this guy caused the oil spill

[drasislotharian]

i like the earth but i love this guys advise

[perfectworldlover21]

This man needs to die along with all you assholes who like this video.

[SagBobet]

@perfectworldlover21 You do realize this is a satirical video right?

[Baustrophedonic]

@perfectworldlover21 LOL

[drunkgorilla]

Burying packing peanuts.

[Tatert212]

oh shit Fuck the Earth Day is my Birthday

[ChooChooTrain190]

Learn to swim and eat fuckin rocks people.

[Quartrez]

"Remember, global warming is just a theory. Like evolution, or the metric system."

Gotta love that line LOL

[LamaPaj]

Swim... And eat rocks!

[asre2001]

Strangely enough there will be people offended by this satire...

POUR OIL ON A DUCK

[Ritchie843]

hilarious

[jeremy915111]

i guess im a true patriotic person

[Greta2009]

@thedecoy1981 hahaha I know, that IS the best part!

[FromDimmuLand]

'slap it around alitlle' Mega !!!

[hikatupunch]

swim and eat rocks. happy fuck the earth day.

[NightWave2]

lol

lol witcha didn't get it lol

[Krevbot]

I wonder if people see the irony of this video...

[drsjohnny]

lol

[lee5490]

Eat fucking rocks, people!

LMAO!!!!

[Culito213]

Ha! Dude kicking plants cracked me up!

[shotartist]

Yeah fock the Earth. It's all about M-A-R-S b!tches, RED ROCKS. Yay-Yay!.

[witchabitchass]

btw: pretty sure this video is facetious, nbd if yall didnt pick up on that.

[witchabitchass]

Ok so either 99% of all the people that dedicate their lives to understanding the natural universe are wrong orits a giant conspiracy! Yeah, ok, a giant, internationally coordinated conspiracy among all the academic professionals in the world. And Jay-Zs in the illuminati or whatever. Now please dont firebomb my house for poking holes in what I assume is your logic.

[witchabitchass]

Ah Im so high this will be just too fun. You bros are clearly some hateful dudes. Seriously. So much hate. Re: hippie alarmists, yeah, hippies and the GLOBAL SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY.

[steelerhog]

I would like to pour oil on all the hippy alarmists and set their children on fire!

[witchabitchass]

we depend on the earth. humans are animals like any other. "fuck the earth" is all well and good if you think jesus is gonna roll up outta the sky in your lifetime and whisk you away to the pearly gates, but otherwise stop being a self-centered asshole and think of future generations.

[29Kolsen]

@witchabitchass You're A TOTAL FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!

[ktothewagner]

pour oil on a duck!

[lachlan431]

"Learnt to swim, and it rocks people" Fucking gold!!

[Farnik01]

Let's make the earth our bitch...

[thewormcake]

i already know how to swim now i just need to learn how to eat rocks

[Juno672]

POUR OIL ON A DUCK

[CLaptonIsGod3324]

the whole green movement wasnt created to help the earth, it was created so big corporations can charge us more money for things that are "green." fuck that shit, if i want to drive a hummer over a pack of polar bears while eating zebra steak, im going to fucking do it. fuck hippies and fuck being green

[outlaw686]

Great satire.

[shaggy1337man]

should i use a condom while celebrating?

[staindedkorneww]

HAPPY FUCK THE EARTH DAY!@

[Kilivor]

Chingados, cual es el pedo con este wey?

[hcig]

this is awesome, but anybody who actually thinks that this is what people who hate earth day do, you are a fucking twat

there is literally ZERO scientific evidence for this shit, and since the 70s, they have claimed "world is doomed in 10 years" (4 times over? were fucked) and there is even evidence to the contrary

anybody who is "green" is a godamn tool

YOU, YES YOU, LADDIE, YOURE A TOOL

[thexpostmanx]

@hcig your a fucking tool haha. no scientific evidence???? nice do some research instead of just blabbing out what your other retarded friends in middle school tell you.

[MinuteMaidDrinker]

Fuck the 6 people who don't like this.

[colorfulwonder]

"Make Earth our bitch" haha <3 this

[RedEyePergo]

i'm gonna burn some fucking hippies in my styrofoam fire

fuck the earth, lets kill that egocentrical son of a bitch, fucking mars dont have its own day

[bagsfan34]

I burn last years tires from my gas guzzling SUV every year on earth day. What a fire!

[BeefotronX]

Hooray for Strawman!

[petgrl]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worry what the hippie alarmist's are saying! Pour oil on a duck!

[FirebirdjoeLt1]

Hell yea man!!!

[HauntingsTelevision]

Earth Day is an al gore & gang give me money, swallow the shit- sell off liberty- world government-Democratic Party ( Natzi )- bullshit scam pie..Give the peice they were trying to feed me to obama..his breath should stink as much as his lies.

[Stalin111]

hahahaha my hero! The whole day i get bullshit about how its earth day and all that green eco-crap.

[TBustah]

This video would be awesome IF it weren't satire...

[wfb975t]

fuck earth day, mindless sheep follow anything!

[dangergErBi]

fock, lol

[binkiie4dictator]

well i got my can of oil and found a pregnant duck in the local park. long live April 23rd, Bring it biatch!!!!!!!

[Grizzardsoft]

This guy is straight up, the man.

[Ohnani]

I wish this guy was my grandpa.

[ShaytanBozorg]

Fuck you, Jack English.

[panzuman]

@ShaytanBozorg eat a fucking rock you democrat!

[brandontrandon09]

LOL! Whw he said fuck I was like, wow I didn't see that coming.. I laughed my as off. 5/5 XD

[kjvids]

@brandontrandon09  did you not read the title of the video? lol

[Ssxraider11xoxox]

HE'S MY NEW PERSONAL HERO...!

[dudeimusmaximus]

yeah! slap the earth around a little!

[toophunkey]

wtf is this,this is so mean im flagging it :DD

[Aslapacrosstheface]

POUR OIL ON A DUCK!

[mike115k]

lol i love this video

[shredhexus]

pour oil on a duck

[Blahbevava]

This is the most awesome thing I've ever seen! LOL!

[MISTECMONKEY]

MAKE EARTH OUR BITCH!LOL!

[mcnallyfromthevalley]

eat fucking rocks. SO FUNNY

[killswitchmanforlife]

Mac I love you for linking me to this. I just laughed for about 15 minutes. "Eat fuckin rocks, people" LOL!!!!!!!!

[mcnallyfromthevalley]

you are very welcome

[hoogpah]

That was excellent.

[paranoidsceptic]

swim&eat rocks.LOLLOLLOL.