DANE COOK - Speak N Spell

[ChristineDaee1]

LOL!!!!

Speak like the DEvil:ABCDEFG i will kill your FAMEELEY

ME:ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR BATTERIES

[MrMvp98]

play with meeee

[goofey708]

...any body else got scared of any robotic toy in your room now ?!

[LadyJJ1996]

ABCDEFG.I will kill your family.Cut their throat and let them bleed.I just swallowed a tomato seed.ABCDEFG! I killed your family! CAN'T YOU SEE!?!?

[TheDreamCavalcade]

dane cook is a humanalogist

[toontownpenny8]

Why does it look like it says abcdef8

[chibichick9]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY! lol I almost died

[hyperactivegirl1]

dane's dad looks like carl from aqua teen hunger force



[supersonicfan8]

imagine the speak and spell with low batteries.

[MrFunnyppl]

wow i just clicked on this and all i hear on my tv heres dane cook :/ fing ironic

[Ruckusrocket]

Its not speak and spell..... its speak....like ur from HELL....

[zombiehunterify]

Thumbs up if you remember the voice!

[supergirl9904]

@disneygirly1982 it wouldve got you since you forgot the D

[wingedsaberer]

@IgnitionJump Yeah, you know how to spell pretty well for an "Aisian." If you're going to be a dick, at least don't be a hypocrite as well.

[corrvetteman101]

that is frikin funny

[CannedMooCow]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY, we shouldn't fear the people climbin in our windows and snatchin our people up, We should fear the god damn Speak N' Spell...

[MegaRyan01234]

they should have called it speak like the devil

[groovyjelly94]

@IgnitionJump wow you know the number one alphabet in the world that most people use and you point out peoples mistakes, you can tell you have no friends

[zappy432]

favorite part: 0:03 - 0:48

[morgan1159307]

I used to have one of those. Creepy

[AmericasLegand]

@IgnitionJump *cough* Troll *cough* It's called typos dumbass.

[videogamemaster17]

A-B-C-D-E-F-G I will pop you in the knee!

[DeerWolves]

Omg I used 2 have one of those when I was little! It did sound scary I would never touch it, it just at the bottom of my toy box. :)

[cynder167]

ABCDEFG I WILL TAKE MONOPOLY

[pineaple2010]

A B C D E F G

I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

O.O oh shit

[midnightthetiger]

Toy: PLAY WITH MEEE! A B C D E F D I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!!

xEllxEpicxZombiex I noticed the d instead of the g

[xEllxEpicxZombiex]

did anyone notice it sounds like he said "ABCDEFD???"

[SuperUmbreon1]

ABCDEFG I WILL @#$% YOU WHEN YOU PEE

[jrmoreno100]

ABCDEFG GET UR FAT ASS OF ME XD

[MrAnthonyBOLOGNA]

playy with meeeeeeeeee

[Disneygirly1982]

more like speaknspell:abcdefg i will kill your family

me abcefg:i will remove ur batteres!!!!HA got u !!!!!!!

[conkay119]

@Disneygirly1982 u forgot the D.....

[WTFBOOMmaker]

speaknspell:Abcdefg i will kill your family.

me:Abcdefg I will go fuck your mommy.

[Mezmerizable]

i dont get how the 2 highest rated comments, took one phrase from the video, and got ovr 100 thumbs up -.- people, you amaze me

[bongeholeboy]

@Mezmerizable just what i thouht to! {-_-}

[greenlime0097]

speak n' spell : abcdefg, i will kill your family!

me: abcdefg, i will burn your battery!

[eperger]

wonder how many crinamls this thing has caused

[PerfectChaosZeta]

ummm....wait....no....sound?

[Crystalwolf78]

lol i had the speak and math XD

[ElHope1353]

Abcdefg! I will kill your family!

[559maurise]

ABCDEFG Can Your Sister Jackoff With Me

[qwinandkell2]

@559maurise sorry. but im pretty sure sisters cant "jack off"

[MrLegendpk]

@qwinandkell2 yeah they can idiot...its called fingering, dildoing, or a vibrating finger dildo! your such an idiot to think that girls cant jack off

[nicemikkel10]

@MrLegendpk What the fuck is up with number 3? O_O

[kyledearing100]

abcdefg i will kill your family Lmao

[fatsix89]

nice song

[Prankster1919]

ROFL, ABCDEFG I will kill your family!!

[mermeyface]

a e i o uuuuuuu!

lol xD

[juggalo64life]

lol abcdefg i will kill your family

[MapleLeafAce]

i hate it when the highest rated comments are just idiots just posting quotes of the video. We watched it. We KNOW what they said kthxbai

[kenandaislinn]

OMG BEST THING I EVER SEEN XD SOOOO FUNNY !!!!

[SupositoryRepository]

I never thought my Speak & Spell sounded evil like a killer so much as like a gay old man. If you have one with the American English voice chip, (as in not the British one) just press the letter B button a few times and you'll hear what I mean.

[Nic1399]

0:24 >.<

[Alan55ism]

LOL!!!!! XD

[otter199763]

A B C D E F G i will kill your family

[shanedawsonfan271]

Omg funniest ever great Job fave part:

A b c d e f g I will kill your family loooooool

[spike70x]

what ? it's short vidieo 

[wildonesfanisawesome]

0:33 ABCDEF, I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!

[SuperMarioBrandon]

LMFAO XD

[3ntityLvr]

OMFG!! AWESOME!!!

[mako387]

if that was anymore retarded i would have shit my pants

[4N1MEF4NG1RL]

ive watched this like five times just to hear: ABCDEFG I WILL KILL UR FAMILY

XDDD

ROFLMFAO

[slithersls]

By hearing this i think family guy stole this. U know the toilet scene A B C D E F G GET UR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!

[mikeyRavens52]

Thumbs up if 0:21 sounds like Tay Zonday!

[rockincutegirl45]

i want one

[NightSoldierable]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHH­HHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

holy waffle that is alotve HAHAHAAH's and HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA­HAHAH's

[randi45]

xD Nice

[fredfredfang21]

my friend can do the speak and spell voice and he does the abcdefg thing to me ALLL the time it gets anyoin

[truecountrygal]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL UR FAMILY ^_^

[nickk0987]

abcdefg i will kill ur family A E I O U play with me

[GUARDIANKAYSA]

HOLD IT!!!

"I" doesn't come after "G"... it comes after "H" which comes after "G"... lol

(@the haters who i know will comment about this... it's a joke... get over yourselves...)

DANE COOK FOR THE WIN!!!

[pupp3tb0y]

23 ppl missed the button

[SaYwHaT12341000]

PLAY WITH ME!

[Mswatermelon2112]

abcdefg i will kill your family! i almost died laughing!!!!

[nick123986]

it would wake me in the middle of the night play with me abdefg i will kill ur family

[XxJoxJoxJordanxX]

A B C D E F G I will kill your FAMILY!! :D SO HILARIOUS!

[Xenno98]

PLAY WITH MEEE >:D!!!! XD LMAO

[anima2221]

hahahahahahahahahaha! OMG OMG OMG THAT IS TOO FUNNY!

[pokie4life]

ABCDEFG I WILL TAKE YOUR BATTERIES

[VelMidreamer]

I love how FAMILY is in capitals... the emphasis with it makes it funnier

[ultrakole]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!

I laughed so hard my cheetos in my mouth fell out...i still ate them though :D

[ExtraCreditful]

@ultrakole same with me but i was eating popcorn

[valdez598]

best video ever

[AnimeLovePrincess]

i laughed so hard when he said "ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY" i thought i was gonna die xD XD

[illustriouschin]

Dane Cook stole Louis C.K.'s icthy asshole joke, Louis isn't pissed or anything but just think about this, Dane Cook stole an itchy asshole joke, that's pretty fuckin low.

[Kevkev0111]

@Poopy909 you can't spell at all, everything he spelled was right.

[10mewmew10]

@Kevkev0111 first of all, he did spell two words wrong, second, i agree Dane Cook may have had a short burst of fame, but that doesn't mean he still isn't funny.

[narutofreak32]

@10mewmew10 Ok then what did i spell wrong. I know i forgot to capitalize Dane Cook. so whatever

[10mewmew10]

@narutofreak32 umm okay well first word, you spelled "your" wrong. it's supposed to be "you're" as in "you are." second, you spelled because wrong -sighs- but thats not the point. the point is Dane Cook is one of the awesomest comedians alive so people *cough cough* POOPY *cough cough* could just suck it if they don't like him :P

[Kevkev0111]

@Poopy909 he was the second best comedian starting back in 1980's don't believe me? Ask your parents you tween fag.

[UltraGeeky]

he's right. my cuz had one... that thing gave me the creeps. O.o

[poopy909]

dane cook is a washed up dooouche

[narutofreak32]

@poopy909 your a douche then becuase dane cook is one of the most funniest comedians in America. in fact i think he is

[poopy909]

@narutofreak32 is that why he had a short burst of fame, and now nothing? off the radar, because he ran out of jokes...btw you're a terrible speller, possibly even retarded.

[megaexplosions]

(demon voice)

A B C D E F G

I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

[99390alm10]

i can do the speak n' spell voice

[stormdumb]

LOL if it sayd play with me i would open a big grin smile with deep looking to it and say "i will play with you..." >8D

[RoyMustangOfTheFlam3]

abcdefg i will k ill your family!!*grabs ak47* how bout i kill u first bish

[gibson82650]

@RoyMustangOfTheFlam3 its the devil D: it cant be killed

[CrazyVT22]

mine made noises at night and once it said come to me and a couldnt sleep in my room for a week

[pokie4life]

@CrazyVT22 ouch

[jays650]

abcdefg I WILL KILL UR FAMILY!!!!!!!!

[EcrossH]

It's kinda fucked up how close Dane can get to sounding like that machine.

[arado240dd]

thats funny.

Picked one up for $5 boxed at a market.

i cant get it to say my own words

[yotubefan34]

You Guys are all fucking queers.

I Like Men

[smexieemokitty]

abcdefg i will take ur batteries :]

[pokie4life]

@smexieemokitty OMG YOUR THE DANE COOK HEIR

[alkaroth999]

ABCDEFG Iwill Kill Ur Family

[Lotus201877]

i love this vid

[bananalvr1961]

Abcdefg I will kill your family. Oh that's classic

[sparrowgirl84]

omg i felt the same thang about mine,i had one an i remember it making noises at night,freaked me out man hahaha yea!

[TheCandyGirl58]

abcdefg i will kill your family. o_O xD

[TyceShadow24]

play with me

[cjgan80]

I lol-ed so much when the thing said

ABCDEFG , I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY...

LOL

[sarCAsum0]

ABCDEFG, I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!

I actually lol'ed at that.

[fatsix89]

@sarCAsum0 thats friggen funny

[krazyawesomee]

@sarCAsum0 so did i

[Danmerk3]

LOL

[doomcoda57]

must be an old Dane Cook bit.. he sounds young

[PSYCHODORA2]

it was a very early performance

[R4V2r4v2]

omg HAHAHAHAHA XD

[MegaAdam1000]

PLAY WITH ME.

[haruukitake]

abcd i will kill your family

[Googlemonkey8]

LOL

[ghostshadow25]

play with me a b c d e f g i will kill your family! lol

[Ultimateflubber]

I LOVE THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

[Lilpurpleberry]

Play with meh that scared meh even if I'm next to window looooool! x]

[iamvman534]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

[sonicHeroes98]

dane cook is the funniest guy ever

[dragontamerketta]

i want speak and spell i want my family dead!!!!

[sandyleafstarpro]

a b c d e f g..... i will kill your family... that was the funniest part!XD

[sonic907]

HA HA HA HA HA HA LMFAO

[briskandlipton]

play with me..abcdefg i wil kill your family

[SEXYboydx55]

play with me

[TheEpicWerehog620]

OMG!!! CHUCKY!!!!!!!

[ezikel134]

a b c d e f g i will kill your family

[Gohan439]

a,b,c,d,e,f,g

I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

[AvokBots]

ABCDEFG, I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

[TheRazbadger]

i peed on my pants omg lmao

[LuigiMario98981]

LAWLZ ME 2

[SkulliePWN]

Lmfao!

Play with meeee!!!

[hockeyrules1117]

short and funny

[DLpunk1234]

That is so funny

[78mecurt]

the tails doll has a speak n spell lolwut?

[QueenOfR0ck]

Haha, epic. abcdefg, I will kill your family. :D

[LuigiMario98981]

if i were dane i would grab a gun & kill the Speak n spell then throw it down a pit

[SycoChild09]

FUCKING GREAT! XD LOVE DANE!!!!

[TheGIRLwhoPOONEDyou]

A b c d e f g

I will kill your family

FRIKKIN HILARIOUS MAN!

[BFCever]

abcdefg i will kill ur family the best part of all

[PIEMAN252]

abcdefg i will kill your family! lol i almost crapped my pants!

[sonofa6699str]

PLAY WITH MEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Halfbloodalchemist]

Dude i fucking LOVE dane..... XDDDDDDD

hilarious

[strwbery1234]

DAYUMMM

is eveyone going to put that

ABCDEFG i will put yur family ???????

[samuelmichaud]

ok? i can't do this.

George Carlin, Billy Connolly, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedburg, Steven Wright. Are Undescribably better.

[camx90]

abcdefg i will kill youre family>:>

[themusiclover411]

abcdefg i will kill ur family

play with me

funny

[LPSLUVER2873]

PLAY WITH MEEE

[tjloff]

rofl

a b c d e f g i will kill your family

[CrazyTman63]

THe Dad Looked like Carl from ATHF

[breakindawnlover16]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

LOL

[jazzygirlbest]

a b c d e f g i will kill ur FAMILY!!!~

[Rvd655]

lmao!!

[WeirdnessGurlx3]

A B C D E F G i will kill your family XD LOL!!!!!

[xatman101]

i loled so hard at 0:34

A B C D E F G I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

[MiniSakuraCafe]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL UR FAMILY!!!!! hahahahahah

[slappinuallday]

i will never get that out of my mind lol

[Deady118]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!!!

[SalviKid1]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

[LovesTreCool]

ABCDEFG i WILL KILL your FAMILY! >:(

lol

[sidekicklover121]

lmaooo

[TechnoGeekProduction]

that speak n spell should kno that

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

is not how the alphabet goes

he should of gotten a refund

[nerfkid123456789]

i laughed soooooo hard when he was like

"A B C D E F G i will kill you're family!"