Touhou Soccer 2- Ehrlich's Fundoshi Barrier

[Commandervideofan100]

IT BURNS!!!

[konataakira]

ajajajajajajajjaja

[theChuckNorice]

I CLICKED ON THE WRONG VIDEO AND NOW I AM WEIRDED OUT AND CANT LOOK AT ANOTHER GUY IN TOUHOU!!!!!!!

[12bZero]

...Okay.

[jarrodocus]

this was too much for suika.

[Dewani90]

yuyuko and yukari barrier : deffensive move

rinnosuke and ehrlich barrier: offensive move (for some more offensive than for others)

[robot3200]

Female 13-17...

[GeneralDeGrille]

This is gayer than AIDS on a moustache...

[MsOdale]

MY EYE`S!!!!!!!



[leafarillo]

Disregard females, acquire fundoshis.

[Grovfu]

What the fuck is that creep ass cyborg doing in my wonderful lolifest?

[KazeKoichi]

When I got extremely lucky, Mima blocked this shot 3 times in a row.

[MrOgabulga]

Balls were involved.

[devilman1996]

omg...

[JetAurion]

I want my eyes back.

The ones without that image burned into my retinas.

[Iemanonymous1]

Suika it's not worth it!

Run from the ball!

[chelseafcrocks82]

Ehrlich means honest in German.

I don't think that applies to the only man in Gensokyo, who is gay...with a cyborg.

[CreepyBreadSticks]

Man-love in Touhou?

THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE

[koolbowser961]

I'M JUST KIDDING XD

[koolbowser961]

i'm a guy and this shot is hot!

[pkshd]

I misread that as Eldritch Fundoshi Barrier... *watches vid... goes insane*

Nope, that was pretty accurate.

[cjtaba1]

Nosebleed!

[UltimaGardevoir]

This is why Rinnousuke had only one game.

ONE GAME.

[burnerthehedgehog]

@UltimaGardevoir he had a game? i wish to know of this.

[UltimaGardevoir]

@burnerthehedgehog Well, it was more of a spin-off game. Can't really remember the name of it though.

I do know Tokiko came from that game too.

[Regris]

@UltimaGardevoir Incorrect, Tokiko came from some side novels known as Curiosities of Lotus Asia as an "Anonymous book-reading youkai" and to that note, Tokiko is only a fan name.

[UltimaGardevoir]

@Regris Ohhhhhhhhhh, ok.

Sorry, I never play the side-games of any series, so I didn't know where Tokiko came from. I thought she had come from Rinnousuke's game since their always together in fandom.

Sorry :(

XD

[ZeChibiRico]

Fundoshi, the onis only weakness!

[leopold621]

If I was suika I would get out of there at 0:00

[40496zawoo]

Suika can't handle it!

[ChernovGitz]

For an oni to be sent flying by the ball means that shit was serious.

[SirDandelot]

MY EYES!!!

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!

[burnerthehedgehog]

Yaoi?

in MY Touhou!?

[WolfyxOxChan]

@burnerthehedgehog IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!! D:<

[SuppaErinchan]

@burnerthehedgehog Suika couldn't take it

Such a rare occurence is unnatural!

[BeyondBirthday18]

*singing* It's guy love between to guys

[MHLifeful]

@jagus12 i laughted so hard with that xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[alexomegazero]

Who is the name of this song?It's because I like it. Please respond.

[rar123]

@alexomegazero

Magical Girl Crusade.

[UberGamer1030]

Gay pride ball! LOL

[chelseafcrocks82]

Quick question: Why are they naked?

[Reiner1028]

MY EYES!!!!!!

OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!

[MrMK109]

Once again, two men going all gay on female opponents has again broughtvictory to them.

[Kamek20xxExtra]

Hm....(looks for explanation of this...uh...I guess entertaining scene)....Oh! This can't be Rinnosuke. It must be a clone Elrich made to find a partner to do that....well....manly combination (ew). Proof? Rinnosuke is calmly sitting in the announcer se-

.....Wait, where the hell is he? ....Then that means......OMG!! In my Touhou?!?! NO! This is unacceptable!!!

*Sits in corner and cries*

[dantelante]

rinnosuke more like rinnosUKE

[Byaukugan01]

@dantelante Even if he's an uke, he'll be doing the drilling.

[Ledslinger7777]

...

Thankfully, I already don't remember this.

[firesniperbullet2]

MUST...FOCUS...ON...BACKGROUND­...WITH FEEEMAAALES

[CinnabonChan]

Finally a bit of manservice!

[rofflawl]

... I like how suika's face was all "... Yeah"

[pkthunder3]

Oh, boy... can't wait to unlock THIS one... NOT!

[KiraHunter12]

Remember: Everyone's gay in Gensokyo, that includes Rinnosuke

[Silver72Gold72]

GAY !!!!!!!! the ultimate gay fag ownage ability fear its might

[BM309K58SMERCH]

0:20 Hoho! they scored against you! usually you're the one who scores when recording xD

[themettking]

Where's that Oni? I'm going to need A LOT of sake to help me forget this.

[wrtspinoandwrtalex]

i checked the stats on the wikia

this shot is unstoppable... because its so GAY :(

[GentlemanAeon777]

Rin & Ehrlich: GAY! :D

HOLDING HANDS!

DISMISSING GIRLS!

KISSING IN PUBLIC!

GAAAAY~ :D

*Naked Yukari walks in*

Yukari: Whazzup? =w=

Rin & Ehrlich: BISEXUALS! :D

[anihilator100]

"Let's hold our hands in gay way and yell: I'M HAPPY WITH MY GAY LIFE!!"

[Khorinthian]

Rinnosuke is such a man that women ain't man enough for him

[Butterflysonic]

Ohhh my goodness, what did I just watch!?

"-"

[SiegLhein]

Suika cant handle it.

[mikirosella97]

*vomits*

[ChristianDSO]

MOM: Chris, what are u watching now?

Chris: N-Nothing mom!!!!

[Ogihci2]

Suika: Wow I'm not nearly drunk enough for this.

Or

Suika: ...Maybe I should stop drin- Nah!

[BM309K58SMERCH]

Not even a Deva of the Earth can stop THE POWER OF FUNDOSHI!

...on a second note, Yay for "Magical Girl's Crusade"!

[Touhou1ver]

DODGE IT SUIKA- darn

[Lowcoloco]

girl for girls... guy for guys???

SERIOUSLY??!! what kind of relationship is that??lol!!

anyways.. damn that fundoshi barrier..

i laughed hard when i first encounter that shot and damn it was impossible to guard.

since those two gay.lol. have abnormaly high stats specially ehrlich.

SGGK is the only that has a chance of blocking it.. too bad.. they're both enemies..damn!

[Random1a2b3c4d5e6f7g]

If everyone in Gensokyo is gay then how are people born? D:

[TouhouFan12345]

@Random1a2b3c4d5e6f7g

SCIENCE!

[Churroization]

@TouhouFan12345 WRONG.

It's magic obviously.

[TouhouFan12345]

@Churroization Or Eirin's new shady drug or Yukari's fooling around again. But that is technically Magic.

[leopold621]

GAY!!!!!!!!!



[flcl009ish]

so its rinnosuke and a half masked youki running naked and holding hands just for a very powerful socccer shot...

Sounds Cool to me!

[cuddlez54]

@flcl009ish

I don't think it's Youki. It reminds me of the guy from Seihou.

[Shintear]

@cuddlez54 *points to title*

[metashadow]

"it's guy love, that's all it is, it's guy love, he's mine i'm his, there's nothing gay about it in our eyes"

[rscaml2]

does suika have any specials?

[regalstar]

@rscaml2 Not as a goalkeeper. She can use Missing Power as a special intercept when playing on the field, but movies are reserved only for shots and saves.

[AnimeMariku]

If you actually like Touhou yaoi, then my god are you desperate.

...Or just freaking insane.

[GentlemanAeon777]

@AnimeMariku From what I heard off of TVtropes, not even TOUHOU is safe from Yaoi.

Guess who Rinnosuke gets paired up with even without other guys in the game?

ZUN.

[AnimeMariku]

ಠ_ಠ

[Ushiodama]

The oni gets owned by a ball.

[ZeroX1803]

YAOI POWA!

[gsrules34]

dumb Suika,she attempts to get the ball with manly power

[sesshii]

Everything in gensokyo is gay, even the very few men we have there...

[DancingDruidStudio]

the only man in gensokyo is gay

[GentlemanAeon777]

@DancingDruidStudio Providing the "Everyone is Gay" trope! :D

[roxasora34]

yuri in my touhou... i can go with it...

yaoi in my tou...what?!

[brawlknight]

The ball clearly ran away from them.

[Arzaire]

Can SGGK Letty even handle this shot? The best GK I got at the moment is Kaguya with her "Help me Eirin!" Special. Needless to say, the ball's too hot to be touched.

[DJstagen]

Wow they hit the ball with thier *****... That is some serious strength and pain tolerance... Why is there a Fundoshi how to in the Featured?!?! I mean it's sorta related but WTF?!?!

[Tsanalretentive]

@DJstagen Dude, I just busted the Like button on this comment.

[killette2]

And no foul?

[aznlink7]

@killette2 the only foul in touhou soccer is actually kicking the ball!

[SisforSachiel]

Next Touhou Soccer needs to add Unzan into this. Faces will melt from the manliness.

[lishakara]

Yaoi? In my Touhou?

It's more likely than you think.

[AnimeFanADDICT]

Uh....

I'm a huge yaoi fan, but this is going too far. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go wipe this outta my brain with heavy duty Brain Bleach.

[wanlizhang123]

WTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFF

[TheMedic251]

I think my eyelids just melted.

[MegaBlargle]

I started smelling smoke at 0:00, but thought it was just some cooking.

Then at 0:04, I thought that was a women on the left.

My eyes asploded then.

[paladinsjt]

If his underpants are that powerful... O_o;

[GentlemanAeon777]

Please thumbs up if your eyes burned from looking at that and now want to currently stab your eyes out.

[thehasbeenthatneverw]

O.o

[jagus12]

What the... HELP ME EIRIN!

Eirin: FUCK YOU IM OUTTA HERE!

[BoBoPatJiggler]

CANNOT BE UNSEEN

[Kamikazedono]

Marisa: Proud of the power, disappointed in the execution.

It's OK, Marisa. You've only lost one of your many potential hos. Besides, there's nothing a Master Spark can't cure. NOTHING.

[WoWMyrrh]

@Kamikazedono That deserves a thumb up O:

Dont know where all the thups are after one month xD

[MUGENanaya]

The Fuck?

[killyh]

YAOI!? IN MY TOUHOU!? NNNOOOOOO!!!

[GentlemanAeon777]

My Gaydar just went off. It was 1 to Marisa but this just made it explode.

[Keikuina]

Who's the other guy?

[santatoast1]

suika was blinded by their gay power

[OmegaWeaponX25]

gay power!

[Nemacyte]

Don't know what's worse for Suika, she saw it or she made contact with the ball after what was done to it.

[AndyAtsaphanthong]

That was the strangest shot I've ever seen...

[DukManAlpha]

MAN SAPPIN MY TOUHOU!

[Nemacyte]

What was seen cannot be unseen...

[laughingfurry]

@Nemacyte

I've seen worse, so I can laugh at this without crying.

[Blustorm1]

MY EYES O_o

[rubino83]

And the yoai was too much for her. Her subsequent soccergasm launched her into the air.

[DarkLuigiex]

ummm i agree with badog99999 im terrified to watch this show undecribeable

[laughingfurry]

@DarkLuigiex

Show?

[badog99999]

....i have no words to describe this lol

[megamarsvin]

By far the scariest attack in the game.

[Blackrunestol]

Well, since this would burn any goalkeeper's eyes, it's probably very hard to block. xD

[ShadowkingSonic]

@Blackrunestol It actually does that. IM SERIOUS! IT HAS THAT SPECIAL EFFECT!

[GentlemanAeon777]

MY EYES.....IT BURNS..........

[Ultima64]

What is seen cannot be unseen

[ZorkTheHedgehog]

I cant find suika's move/s from Touhou Soccer anywhere D:

[ForeMoster]

Suika: wtf ? Oh SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

*flies off

[ZorkTheHedgehog]

@ForeMoster she was too busy drinking her sake to notice the ball before it crashed into her ):

[TheTrueElmo]

the two people who disliked this are in self-denial

[Sercan1995]

it's erich, not ehrlich :V

[MECHASWORLD2020]

OH GAWD!!!

[regalstar]

Luckily for me he seemed to be rather reluctant to use this move on my final match, and perfered to use normal air shot instead. I didn't even see this shot in action at all, which is prob-nah, definitely a good thing all things considered.

[Aknatsu67]

I've watched this about 16 times. Which is unfortunate because my eyes broke up with me about halfway through the first time.

[TheCrimsonChao]

This is both very hilarious and mentally scarring,

[zomaru3]

Even as a self-confessed yaoi addict, this was disturbing.

Also at the beginning it looks like has on the "DAT ASS" face ouo

[1aundulxaldin]

To quote futurama, "You've watched it, you can't UN-watch it!"

[jorel658]

O_O OMG no way someone can block that O_O the humanity

[metaur1]

CANNOT UNSEE!!

[Deviltreasures]

o_o... my eyes, my poor eyes... T-T

[jorel658]

@Deviltreasures there there it will be all better soon

[michiko2]

Yaoi....even gensokyo girls cant hope to beat that.

[ecchibanzaii]

FABULOUS SHOOT!!!

[diogene4994]

Except with more manly.

[Fonzersbox]

lol at least suika knows how to keep eyes on the right ball even if she couldn't block it XD

[OmegaChosen0]

there are 5 balls on the field now XD!

[Xyrhoshii]

Soon enough, someone will make a touhou-clone entirely male dominated.

[OmegaChosen0]

There are some genderswap pic on booru's out there

No yaoi yet

Thank god

[OmegaChosen0]

Touhou Genderswap = This

[parapara73]

i don't understand the nature of teh thing i am seeing here!

[Steamboter]

Yaoi is the most powerful thing against Women, yes, even in Gensokyo.

[raigon1]

lol. im faving this video just for the description.

[anihilator100]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL *eyebleed*

[borotiu87]

I swear, Ehrlich is like some kind of mecha-Youki.

[Clockorkzone]

Oh, by the way, this shot costs 666 guts.

[espio329]

I THOUGHT TOUHOU WAS GIRL ON GIRL ACTION NOT THIS *sprays pepper spray in eyes* IT BURNS

[nerdmaster0]

The most intimidating shot in the game... in way more than one way.

[xxJinraixx]

now we're talking touhou

[GrayPhantom13]

Description *Thumbs Up* counter +1

[paddaismyfav]

:D -smile-

[matteste]

WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK

[dingzhu]

SEXY BEEEEEEAAAAAM!

[Fortevn]

Even Suika can't block it....

[OmegaChosen0]

Bone killer anyone?

[TheTouhouFreak]

AHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!

*Looks for Sakuya*

SAKUYA-SAN USES PADS!!!

*..nothing*

[ilikepie21234]

0:04 o_o;;;

[jinnarin]

This is the greatest combination ever.

[mariocampos0]

dam

[jagus12]

NO! NOT THE YAOI! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dies*

[ramensoup43]

Well, I didn't have to gouge my eyes out. Their melting as I type.....