Simi: Hot lah! if not hot then raining lah! your house no window cannot see outside ar?Singapore weather only got sun or rain. You need to ask me this kind of question meh? Best part lol
On December 24 at 8.00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name Scout Johnson was found dead . Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death . His mother checked his email to see if she could figure out what happened . Turns out he was still singed in myspace . She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost to a chain letter . If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight . Sorry I don't wanna die yet .
i like the part: Wahseh!$2 drive from Ang Mo Kio to Braddell,$2 from Braddell to city then CBD still got $2 charge. Gahmen suck your money leh! Don't vote for them the next time lah!" very funny.
@nettraaa Hi. The aeroplane part is a direct translation of Fong Fei Gei, it means standing someone up. If I'm not mistaken its literal translation is fly my plane or leaving on a jet plane. Or something like that. Correct me if I'm wrong. I don't speak Cantonese. This was told by a Cantonese friend. Hope that helps :)
Awesome. :) if only it was like this in real life. And does anybody else see the 3d like effect when th red and blue words come up? Like at 3:40? Or is it just me? 0.0
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artemasasnvjtj39Y 1 week ago
Simi very good ah singlish.Siao
SuperAquila83 2 weeks ago
special accent....
SinHoi1018 3 weeks ago
hahaha
candy20683 1 month ago
I WANT SIMI
PeachyNUJ 1 month ago
Simi would be awesome to have... Android, perhaps? Please?
PixelGamerZ33 1 month ago
Is simi available in America?
yomejustacandy 2 months ago
Exactly lol TalkingTom09
Loveshotcoco 2 months ago
SIMI sentence like 3D
TalkingTom09 3 months ago
LOL Sing For Me. Siri Sings And Have A Fav Part. I Love " You Sell Backside Also Cannot Afford " LOL
ChangShuMei1 3 months ago 4
I want SIMI in my phone XD
SweetPinkPuppy 3 months ago
i want simi
Bamb0009 3 months ago
"you cannot afford"
sunnyflag 3 months ago
SIMI:LAN JIAO
Mrxxjiadexx 3 months ago
HAHAHA XD "I sing for you." XDD
Lizzylilly101 3 months ago 2
My favourite was the part when it say "luckily im just a phone
TheIceprincesslove 3 months ago
3:37 "you haven't had a dick in six months
asurablackerz 3 months ago
LOL ku de ta is actually a play on coup d'etat which actually if pronounced properly is like ku de ta.
Shitcakes26 3 months ago
User: simi what is the weather now in singapore?
Simi: Hot lah! if not hot then raining lah! your house no window cannot see outside ar?Singapore weather only got sun or rain. You need to ask me this kind of question meh? Best part lol
RevengeRock 3 months ago 4
I want this version
hellohogo 3 months ago
Wa so nice it is The my favorite is the deng
jasonteng1778 3 months ago
simi lan jiao
Adomiso 3 months ago
What did I just watch??????????????????????????
13Okuni1 3 months ago
wa lao eh y u fly my aeroplane! HAHAHAHAHAH! singapore ROCKZ, especially with this cool languages.
thee0zone 3 months ago
=))=))=))
BZorlKnights 4 months ago
This is singaporean 'Singlish' for those who dont know
SnipeYouAlive 4 months ago
Piece of crap.
othnieliitg 4 months ago
@othnieliitg yea cos its kinda an insider thing for singaporeans
cookiemornster 4 months ago
I am GRAD I am a phone! Lol
StickReverb 4 months ago
WHY YOU FLY MY AEROPLANE!!:?!>!!>!>!
Billmaster20 4 months ago
the restaurant is called 'ku de ta'. its the one at MBS skypark =D
patrickphor 4 months ago
What is the title of the song?? When he sing "what is love? Baby don't hurt me"
chinthong22 4 months ago
lol Simi so anti government..
AlvinTingyk 4 months ago
youu cannot afford wan, dont bother checking la..
bryanEX1993 4 months ago
humble............. o rly?
MYTHWIZ 4 months ago
Do u eva feel, like ar prastic bag
thadx123 4 months ago
LOL.. Laughed until tummy cramp. Can we have SIMI version in Singapore please?! Yay!
wanderingQBee 4 months ago 2
OMG LOL I WANT THIS SIMI PLEASE.
Seekyu93 4 months ago 2
DUDE! IT'S SIRI.
clacla330 4 months ago
@clacla330 SIMI is singlish version ==
jeremywongzijun1994 4 months ago
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On December 24 at 8.00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name Scout Johnson was found dead . Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death . His mother checked his email to see if she could figure out what happened . Turns out he was still singed in myspace . She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost to a chain letter . If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight . Sorry I don't wanna die yet .
RayLawe 4 months ago
What a ass phone
huatmeng 4 months ago
wow. i find the singlish has a bit accent like some district Cantonese of GD,China. XD
drockwif 4 months ago
the restaurant at 3:13 is Kudeta restaurant :) atas place. :D
SemanggiHaro 4 months ago 2
Thumbs up for singlish!!! - fuck all that crap about speaking proper english - We have our own way - and I love it.
Iqbaldinho 4 months ago 2
Har?
beelin1984 4 months ago
i love our 'national' language and lingo XD
LunaSomnium 4 months ago 37
i like the part: Wahseh!$2 drive from Ang Mo Kio to Braddell,$2 from Braddell to city then CBD still got $2 charge. Gahmen suck your money leh! Don't vote for them the next time lah!" very funny.
BoyceDistrict 4 months ago 2
Deng deng deng deng deng
susiequeue 4 months ago
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting start again.
ultimatefatvonne 4 months ago
@ultimatefatvonne its prastic bag, not plastic bag. hahah!
jeffmaster01 4 months ago
@jeffmaster01 Ok, that makes it even funnier! AHHAHAHA . lol.
ultimatefatvonne 4 months ago
damn funny la this one! can't stop laughing!
stevenlimin92 4 months ago
tHE 'deng deng deng ' sound like usher DJ GOT US FALLIN' IN LOVE'
DeathHunterization 4 months ago
This is really funny.. Sing accent always make me laugh
linkin1926 4 months ago
Haha Lol
ruby4g 4 months ago
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag HAHAHAHHA
MegaLabman1 4 months ago 24
@MegaLabman1 Those are the actual lyrics... -____-
ytvvtyytv 1 week ago
@ytvvtyytv yea ik but its funnae :D
MegaLabman1 1 day ago
@ytvvtyytv and the way he sang it
MegaLabman1 1 day ago
where can i buy this? i prefer this
boonkiatpek 4 months ago
now you can control your music collection with SIMI. LOL! wkwk
rizkeyza 4 months ago
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rizkeyza 4 months ago
hahahaha i likesss
wolverie100 4 months ago
I really laughed so much... XDDD
biechung 4 months ago
Can he sing I'm sexy and I know it ? HAHA !
jiamingbacon 4 months ago
The atas restaurant is Ku-de-ta at Marina Bay Sands.
wysrl 4 months ago
lol
dontbeannoying 4 months ago
I want simi
12llamas12 4 months ago
super :)
toxinatorr 4 months ago
I don't understand the aeroplane one lah!
nettraaa 4 months ago
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urthex 4 months ago
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@nettraaa Hi. The aeroplane part is a direct translation of Fong Fei Gei, it means standing someone up. If I'm not mistaken its literal translation is fly my plane or leaving on a jet plane. Or something like that. Correct me if I'm wrong. I don't speak Cantonese. This was told by a Cantonese friend. Hope that helps :)
urthex 4 months ago
@nettraaa Why you fly my aeroplane is direct translation from the cantonese phrase 'fong fei kei' = to not show up for a meetup or appointment.
Leneiz 4 months ago
@nettraaa
Is a Chinese phrase --放飛機, (in English , release the airplane) .
meaning is fail to keep an appointment.
Meifong723 4 months ago 2
walaoee.. please make more this kind of video lar..
yolodari 4 months ago
Singlish is identity or accent?
newordliu 4 months ago
5 person are bangaladesh
dantechua 4 months ago
@dantechua either bangla or prc
ryugunou95 4 months ago
OMG WATCH 100000 TIMES STILL FUNNY SIA!!!!!
mangoish 4 months ago
wah-lao this is sooooo funny XDDDD suka it!
charsiubau1 4 months ago
i want to buy 5 Simi's put them in a room together, and wait for a masterpiece.
jaredwlk 4 months ago 4
ERP timing shorten liao~!
Dhamol 4 months ago
Simi sounds like the person, and the people sound like the device XD
jadenyuki007 4 months ago 62
i cant stop laughing and keep repeating the whole clip. LMAO!
jinhua90 4 months ago
Lol, a really nice update.
fooker1984 4 months ago
Lolololololol....nice one!!
Kho2711 4 months ago
wah got Free CSI also.. no need edmw oredi...
evoked87 4 months ago
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evoked87 4 months ago
BANGALA. :P
retrobaby100 4 months ago
GAH MEN SUCK YOUR MONEY. HOT IF NOT NOT HOT COLD LA. YOU NO WINDOW AH ?!
retrobaby100 4 months ago
WALAO EH. WHY YOU FLY MY AEROPLANE ?
retrobaby100 4 months ago
@picky9irl Yup! Tats d way some of us speak. Our local Slang(with a healthy dose of sarcasm for kicks... Ha!) Btw..Where u frm? Millionhair
johnnemoSG 4 months ago
Wah lao man I already have my colleague for this. Why need a phone for it too?
Selfistar 4 months ago
Best ever
JSXX23 4 months ago
WHERE THE FUCK CAN I BUY ONE OF THOSE?
GiacomoDiNorscio 4 months ago 2
Siri for the fobs lol
v3noms 4 months ago
I WANT THIS.
SymbolicNickolaus 4 months ago
Ku De Ta restaurant
RedForceRising 4 months ago
2:22 - the resale flat in Bishan has COV of 50k not COB
RedForceRising 4 months ago
I CSI HIM FOR YOU!
Joshguu 4 months ago
3:37 - "you have't had a dick in 6 months" lol....
Iqbaldinho 4 months ago 24
@Iqbaldinho so is it bad subtitling or innuendo eh? xD
justinlonelyboy95 4 months ago
erm, now audio is disable? Is being censored?
proyb2 4 months ago
It sounds like the accent of Cantonese, but I'm not sure, because idk any singaporeans:(
picky9irl 4 months ago
deng deng deng deng deng..
raifon 4 months ago 2
is this Singrish?? Their English is so cool
picky9irl 4 months ago 2
@picky9irl Yes that's Singlish, unique to our Singapore's culture. We can converse in accurate Queen's english too.
heated789456 4 months ago
@heated789456 Not most of us, no. xD
KonigAdalric 4 months ago
@KonigAdalric LOL. English, angmo v ez wad. haha *singlish*
heated789456 4 months ago
WHAT IS LOVE!! rofl
ocping 4 months ago
wah lau eh you just bought a phone not a localised KITT~~!
isftish 4 months ago
not bad not bad!!! conversations with SIMI actually cover the bulk of Singaporean life :)
renyongh 4 months ago
I want SIMI !! where can i download it?!
Erza5087 4 months ago
@Erza5087 man its not real jus parody u kno
aboveandbeyond2009 3 months ago
I wish mr brown would sing less songs and make more awesome podcasts like these.
xXxKiraraxXx 4 months ago 5
I honestly want an iPhone 4SG NOW.
dorinekur 4 months ago 2
EPIC =))
IceQueenSexica 4 months ago
1:35 omg so true.
mrteukshi 4 months ago
1:52 to 2:15 is the best part.. i think its the most accurate thing SIMI has said
babycakes222 4 months ago 62
@babycakes222 lol yeah my fav part too xD
ProjectElf 4 months ago 11
Err...
SpraysBlasphemy 4 months ago
omg im the most un-atas one here. No money to afford iphone so dunno what is this "simi" thing they're talking about x_X
quiksilver0000 4 months ago
@quiksilver0000 nobody else can. Just see the original video from the apple website and you'll understand the joke xD
xXxKiraraxXx 4 months ago
Awesome. :) if only it was like this in real life. And does anybody else see the 3d like effect when th red and blue words come up? Like at 3:40? Or is it just me? 0.0
aitkensE04xXxRecon 4 months ago
It's COV btw. But this is hilarious, Mr. Brown is too awesome for words.
Arktos08 4 months ago 16
@Arktos08 oic..no wonder ^^
paiseh nv buy hdb before, xD too young.
ProjectElf 4 months ago 6
lmao! LOL
deadmanINC75 4 months ago
hahaha..very funny !
terrycia 4 months ago
The restaurant is Ku De Ta at MBS =)
daffodilistic 4 months ago 12
@daffodilistic hahaha wahlao sibei atas sia! can't afford...lol.
ProjectElf 4 months ago 13
@ProjectElf Can't afford MBS but can go aussieland?
3xtr3m1st 4 months ago