BATTLETOADS - NES Review - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[TheKaneECO]

there are no other couches to go behind

[TheSmeado]

Heh... at about 7:00 the poster behind Kyle: I read Rumble Brony. :p

[unseenmarauder]

@TheSmeado it says Rumble Bronx lol. 

[HeroDjango]

Uh... Kyle Justin top commenters?

[TheKeybladeMaster971]

He didn't mention the Sega Genesis version 

[RIPROKU]

GET YOUR ASS BACK BEHIND THE FUCKING COUCH LMAO

[mooncarnage]

lmao this is my favorite episode

[6yJIiK]

Ninja Gaiden and this game its most hard game i ever play.

[QuackerMan45]

lol james is so mean

[only257]

hiliarous i have this game at home and i agree with you james my sister and i played two player and it totally sucked

[ReloadXPsi]

I love how Kyle appears to be slightly better at the game :P

[TonyRocksGuitarHero]

GET YOUR ASS BACK BEHIND THE FUCKIN' COUCH!!!

[Asainpowa]

THUMBS FOR GUITAR GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheSenhorZe]

THUMP THUMP THUMP PA PA PA

THUMP THUMP THUMP

[Alphabeatfan95]

BEST EPISODE!!!

I can't stop laughing :D

[JeppeGutt]

This game should be remade for Xbox Live Arcade

[JeppeGutt]

It's so fucking suck it fucks

[TenouHaruka0]

Lol gotta love the arcade style games where the friendly fire and power up hogging gets really ugly really fast. At 9 or 10 years old that was enough to actually get pissed at your buddy over, haha good memories

[Masterpivot292]

1:00 I just watched Rumble in the Bronx. o.o (poster in background)

[125sonicboom]

"HELL WITH THIS BANANA BUFFALO-WEARING, BASTARD, BULL-SHIT!!!"

[ultimategiygas]

id love to see if they do rat race, terra tubes, or level 11

[Nin10doGamer97]

I laughed so hard when James said, 'Who the fuck are you?'

[olenuksi]

2:27 En México y en el mundo la cerveza es Corona!

[blasimrasou]

GET YOUR ASS BACK BEHIND THE FUCKING COUCH!!!!!!!

[Archelon100]

press 3:

jerking off

[Archelon100]

press 1:

best nerd face

[OGkush815]

this game is amazing. wanna download it? i can upload it for you :D

[FiR3Dr4g0n]

7:38 hahahahahahha

[omgrainbow1]

this shit is hilarious

[raltfilms]

poor guitar guy

[andezbox]

one of the most entertaining reviews ever!

I would like others opinion on Battletoads , I personally think think the NES version is the best , I has the 8-bit authenticity.

[MrJohnnyHotpants]

BEST GAME EVERRRRR, and best pause-music to boot

[InsomniacLegit]

He's gonna take you back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass... He'd rather haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave A buffaloooooooooooooooooooooooo take a DIARHEA DUMP in his eaaaar! He'd rather eeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the rotten asshooooooooooole of a roadkill SKUNK AAAND down it with beeeer! He's the angriest gamer you've ever heaaaaaard He's the angry nintnendo neeeerrrrrrrrd he's the angry atari sega neeerrrrrrrd he's the angry video game Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer­rrrrrrd!

[NMEGAXC]

@InsomniacLegit

Yes, that's the song. Now GTFO.

[InsomniacLegit]

@NMEGAXC lol fuck you

[InsomniacLegit]

AVGN's Catch phrase= FUCKIN BULLSHIT!

[ShadowCrowX]

omg he needs to review Battletoads and Double Dragon for SNES. THAT was an awesome game! hard as shit but addictive

[ShadowCrowX]

there should be a 10 minute version of 3:45

[ManekiNeko1972]

Battletoads was one of the hardest games ever made. I've never even been able to beat it.

[Herpy1000]

@ManekiNeko1972 I did, with infinate lives and 5 hours of non stop gameplay

[captainzaptain]

you betchur ass!

[HyperRush79]

Battletoads and double dragon is a easier game....

[vman43]

This reminds me of two best friends play.

[Anosplicer]

I guess the ratings are disabled because for some reason people cannot fucking tell he was joking when he was making fun of this game and so to prevent newcomers to the avgn he took away the ratings on some of his reviews

[hoopman77777]

The first part is f***in halarios!

[highlander5523]

why is rating disabled?

[SAMUELwasKANG]

@highlander5523 i dont know

[OceanGraveyard]

lol the guitar guy sits down, "who the fuck are u??"

[michaelhpedersen]

This is officially my favorite Avgn review. I laughed most of the way through.

[macattackk29]

this must be his loudest episode. i had to turn down the volume twice

[Cainsgames]

There are no other couches to go behind :(

[michaelhpedersen]

I love Guitar guy's dance during the pause music.

[KolourfulKizzy]

One of my favourite episodes!! ^^

[DJGameFreakTheIguana]

Damn it's funny as hell watching people play this game and get pissed off, even more with two people.

x)

[TheVeyron623]

@DJGameFreakTheIguana Have you heard of NintendoCapriSun, ProtonJon, pcull44444 and SuperJeenius? Cause I'm watching them play it. So funny!

[DJGameFreakTheIguana]

@TheVeyron623 I saw that video, hilarious. As fun as the classic is, I prefer the arcade title. It focuses mainly on the beating up aspect and you can actually get through it, lol. If your ever interested, I have the arcade version of the toads in a fan game I'm making called Sega Brawlers Megamix. The toads are guests characters on it with a few others.

x)

[macrons593]

3:48

[chuggaaconroyII]

i could'nt breathe when i saw james and the guitar guy dancing

[MrTrollPoster]

@chuggaaconroyII What were you choking yourself?

[XJVHS]

@MrTrollPoster Maybe he was laughing so hard? Just a thought.

[chuggaaconroyII]

@MrTrollPoster i was laughing so hard dude

[BlueTheArcticFox]

Most games nowadays are one player kind of games because who wants to restart the whole level if one player dies? When one player keeps dying, it gets old and annoying real fast. Wouldn't you rather continue where you left off instead of having to go back to the start of the level?

[threadysparrow]

LOL when they danced to the music LMAO OMFG

[WhiteMagicEnygma]

YEAH James Ure exactly RIGHT!! Your vids are special b/c its JUST YOU! I cn't stand when people CHANGE things. The (Nost) Critic does that bull crap occassionally too! Heck I hate when he even guest stars in his joints as HIMSELF (usually playing someone else like,...that charcaters name i can't prounounce let alone spell basically "Smiffy McNitpick" if you hear THAT you should know who I'm talkin about if you follow The Critic. He was on the countdown list of "Muckups". We watch for the STAR!!

[antster1983]

@WhiteMagicEnygma The reason Kyle ("The Guitar Guy") appears in this review was mainly to show that Battletoads is virtually impossible to play in two-player mode due to the "friendly fire". But Kyle is pretty much the straightman to AVGN in this episode anyway, apart from the great "no other couches" line.

[chuggaaconroyII]

wow guitar guy should co-star more often

[timpa666]

@chuggaaconroyII no he is bullshit

[runescapehacks1000]

ohh????

[spikeymike4real]

battletoads would beat ninja turtles asses!!!

[DenisFreeman2]

lol i remember battletoads was bullshit impossible for 2 players, but definitely fun to fuck around beating shit up.

[Draginvry2]

I love this game. I remember it being ludicrously difficult. If you are playing with 2 players then you probably won't get past the third area unless you are both very good.

[gogiants123]

i love this game, but yes. it is not a 2 player game

[lipeckih]

This is the stuff that spawned the Angry Marines...

[fds9931]

1:14 Game is there 1:20 where did game go? >:(

[hbiuiu]

There are no other funcking couches to go behind! (:,(

[IanTalksRS]

Wow, Guitar guy got 2000 points killing James. That's funny.

[mrbigshoworelse]

I called EB games and asked for battletoads. the guy only said "no, not at the moment" and hung up.

[cmV2YWx1dGlvbg]

@mrbigshoworelse gamestop kids get pissed that that

[masterq1231]

turn on cc trancribe audio and laugh

[BlackmarketFTW]

call gamestop and ask for this game. you get the funniest reaction. DO IT

[TheDragonlady1234]

You can come behind my couch any time. LOL

[20firebird]

is their really a guy that sits behind his couch and sings his theme song?

any way, he's awesome <3

[PixelChristian93]

I <3 Guitar Guy

[TheDetective420]

remember when video games were hard?

[Procredonioliostarca]

@TheDetective420 I did that time I played Stalker and Dark Souls.

[ThePistons4life]

i does everyone always ask "Umad?"...wtf kinda question is that?

[Kurostyle21]

@ThePistons4life I´m wondering the same. It may came popular with a tv show like Jersey shore but I´m not sure

[remsensor]

That pause music was my parents worst nightmare.

[Ramen117]

He was really angry during this review.

[theknightswhosayfrak]

You should do serials like Linkara.

[Composedpianomusic]

i hope he doesn't re-do the theme song even though he hasn't heard from kyle justin in years.

[Ravenite1]

Next person who comments is a fucking fag.

[BigRedScouser]

@Ravenite1 Umad?

[Ravenite1]

@BigRedScouser hahahah fag

[pretearking]

@Ravenite1 hahaha puss

[Ravenite1]

@pretearking hahaha I fucked your mothers smelly cunt last night :-D

[BigRedScouser]

@Ravenite1 Nice way to remove your comments.

[Ravenite1]

@BigRedScouser LMAO no they are still there... faggot haha

[BigRedScouser]

@Ravenite1 Liar. 

[Ravenite1]

@BigRedScouser Your mothers cunt is the real lie

[BigRedScouser]

@Ravenite1 Umad?

[Ravenite1]

@BigRedScouser raging

[ahquejohnny]

The pause beat kicks ass, later they build the Minimal Tech genre around it.

[Brachio12898]

James, why u no allow ratings? U no like the colour green?

[xihakuix]

one day... all of the cod titles other than 4 will be on here. calling it now~

[TheFiveFingered]

@xihakuix

Hey!! World at War was decent, excluding bouncing betties and the HORRIBLE knifing

[yoshitheyoshi]

2:37 SO HAPPY!

[musicianbass076]

I know James' frustration. I played the one for super nes and the first level was so easy, the second was soooooo irritating

[dcp10200]

I recently downloaded a rom of this game and i have to say its really fun. thx avgn

[damitdan]

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[Sukuun]

Like GT countdown said, friendships were snuffed over the cooperative play.

[zacklegogamer]

Does anyone else know that thats not a couch? Its a futon.

[R4diatedFear]

There are no other couches to go behind.. :P

[icewhipRox]

Is that real beer in those bottles? Or is it just sprite or 7 up? It just seems to me, with all the episodes he has, he would get pretty fucking drunk if he drank that much beer all the time, not to mention, it would be hella expensive (or at least more expensive than just reusing the same bottle and funneling soda into them for the vids). Nevertheless, his vids are still the best, and the drinking adds just the right touch of bitterness! Keep it up AVGN!

[sirdonkeypunch]

@icewhipRox the fuck you talking about, a case of rolling rock or similar quality is what, like 15 bucks for a 12 pack? It takes more than 3 or 4 12oz 6%abv beverages to get a buzz on, much less drunk. If hes anything like me, theres a stockpile of brew in the fridge at all times.

Hes spent thousands on games and accessories, its not too far out there to imagine hes got a few extra bucks a week for some brew.

[icewhipRox]

@sirdonkeypunch Wow, sorry... I didn't mean anything by it. I'm not a big alcohol drinker, but it's just something I noticed. It's not a bad thing, I was just curious. I didn't meant to offend you, and I'm sorry if I did... and I guess you do have a point about the money thing.

[dabomb1111]

@icewhipRox don't talk about shit you don't know about

[spiritjd33]

The best duo ever

[Ravenite1]

The story of the Guitar guy... That was moving.

[killcam109]

the guitar guy is in 3 episodes. spider-man, this one and bugs bunny crazy castle

[marksmithwas12]

I came here from NCS's 4 player race video...

[TotallyMoreAwesome]

Does anybody notice you get points for hitting/killing the other player?

[kattastrophik]

Here is a loop of them on the pause menu music part. It's hilarious.

/watch?v=AcX4BQGsKlA

[1Deminator]

I know you came for 3:49 =)

[justhammond3]

i never had a couch troll b4 xD

[64yoyodude]

thumbs up if this was the first video you aaw of him

[HowZ99]

i like his frown :(

[devonray75]

You know what would be a good idea? Having the Guitar Guy (Kyle Justin) appearing in a new future AVGN episode!

[SpartanProductions24]

@devonray75 Yup.

[tofattofly1]

ive got another battletoad game for my gameboy( first one not coulor) it was great but it was to hard

[Rezor666]

On GameBoy version, these bugs from the third stage was deleted.

[niteflash06]

Why do some of the AVGN episodes have the ratings disabled?

[iamthesc0ut2]

2:14 locations changed

[TheKilluminati714]

im not gonna like this video, but i give it 5 stars ha ha

[algol291]

my guess is that the "guy behind the couch" is used in the movie.

[MarknessMonster23]

3:48- 4:00 Best Gif

[duvra]

herpes, genital warts and gonnorhea

[sirerie]

where did the ratings go i wanted to like it

[Bowler211]

The way this video introduced how 2 player is played was fucking genius.

[Noonecutsthis22]

if lemongrab was here, he would say,

"This game is UNACCEPTABLE!!"

[NothingHereToSeeK]

@Noonecutsthis22 "THE CREATOR MUST HAVE 1 MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!!!!!"

[AVPboy6754]

2:25, Awww...., jajajja, he is a good guy, great singer, he should appear more, :D

[JamesMiyamoto]

DUDE im pretty much a nerd myself and my names james

[BossLetsPlayer]

watch with audio transcribe FTW

[shrek740]

guitar guy > mike matei

[LamonicBomb]

"Yeea, now yer talking!" lol he looks like a grumpy old man heh

[darkdaxter15]

Didn't this game have a vs. mode?

[lordallaoy]

thumbs up if u wanna have the pouse theme in the movie

[idfan3143]

Nat Geo Wild

[SVPrelude]

It's so funny I can remember these games. Thanks man!

[kirby0628]

"He's the angriest gamer you ever heard..."

"YOU BET YOUR ASS!"

[herbaliser555]

I like this review, even though my ability to do so has been disabled.

[xAshe10x]

Thumbs up if you want the guitar guy in a future episode!

[IanTalksRS]

@xAshe10x He played Spiderman in that episode.

[xAshe10x]

@IanTalksRS

yes and bugs bunny but i still want him on more XD

[casmith1998]

@xAshe10x I'm honestly expecting him to be in the AVGN movie.

[MrGuitarfreak102]

@xAshe10x are you a representative of said guitar guy, if so what benefit does not only me thumbing you up and having him in a future video have for all of us

[xAshe10x]

@MrGuitarfreak102

No benefits just wanna see how many more people thinks he should be in more :D

[Skrulzie]

@xAshe10x Crazy Castle

[NashTheBlade]

@xAshe10x Who Kyle Justin?

[xAshe10x]

@NashTheBlade

Yes!

[Brachio12898]

@NashTheBlade He's the guy who sings the AVGN theme and performs it.

[ShadicHero777]

@xAshe10x That's kyle justin and he is one hell of a guitarist.

[Konig43]

3:44

[Ravenite1]

"There are no other couches to go behind!" *Sad facepalm...

[pecark]

the guitar guy has the best line "sorry" lmao

[MsTheCommentator]

The Guitar Guy's name is Kyle Justin (check @ 0:39, he wrote the theme)

Mike Matei (aka Motherfucker Mike) stars in a lot of other vids, though, and he's got his own videos on Cinemassacre involving game glitches. ;)

[tehdrunkenwarrior]

Pause screen sounds like dubstep xD

[n3croticism]

3:20 the game would've been much better with the AVGN names

[PotatoChipLover]

I hope to see more Kyle Justin in reviews :D

[stingyringpiece]

angry video game nerd rocks man!! love it !!!

[Truniccastro1]

This dude is funny

[benjamite144]

best channel ever!

[stupidnicks]

i got this one on gameboy, daaaaaamn

[GlitcherDitcher]

Theres no luke skywalker lightsaber!

[TheReviewScientist]

@GlitcherDitcher because the irate gamer would send his drones to thumbs down the video.