2012

[LamborghiniReven1000]

lol i love 2:10 ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!

[hagelbrakaren]

i want "make the most of it BITCH" as my ringtone xD

[milica57]

WWOOOWW.... we are still alive.... !!!

[ThatBlackSheepy]

@milica57 and aren't we all glad....

[eagledabbs2412]

In the bible, It says no man will ever be able to predict the end of the world. God only knows when. besides we are on the Gregorian calendar. if it ends, it will repeat the cycle. So calm down. it could end right now

[paucceri]

@eagledabbs2412 it says a lot of things in a lot of holy books

[mdunlop17]

@eagledabbs2412 it also says that fermented grape juice is the blood of Jesus and that an old man got two of each species of animals and bugs on a boat without one them  eating each other,

[Bobsr123456]

he is rite the world does reset it self every nite wen people r sleeping i know bcuz 1 time i didnt sleep at all and i saw it happen

[MikensFreakAssLetteJ]

U should make a update to this

[OwninJOkester]

thums up if your watching this in 2012!

[shinzsonz]

.....frst tym speaking of apocalyptic predictions : when one cave man turned to another cave man nd said : budabubpotru da bupa poo bubadapiydap :.......they dint have a language tho.......heheheheheeh awsome man !!!!!!!! (MAKES ALOT OF SENSE)

[graham80663]

maybe the mayans ran out of ink



[Apocalypto0900]

How the rumor has to do with the Mayan calander is easy, according to the Mayans, the world never ends on December 21, 2012, but instead the calender will stop, reset, and start up again indicating a new period or era. According to the calender, our current Era, or Period Began Exactly on the date August 13, 3114 B.C. The last day of this Era will fall on the date December 21, 2012 A.D. The Next day the calender will reset(Start over) for the new Era. There will be no change in our daily lives

[Apocalypto0900]

What the rumor is and what it has to do with the Mayan calander, I believe the rumor started similar to how the Y2K rumor started, for publicity and tourism, studies say that Mayan ruins tourism popularity has risen very dramatically since when the rumor really went viral in the early 21st century. Much like how Wal-marts and other convience stores during the Y2K scare. serious money has been made of that industry, I belive the rumor was exagerated to gain more tourists and money. Part 2 next

[sickgringo007]

December 22nd, I'll watch the movie 2012 and LOL.

[l337m45t3r42]

But ppl on the other side of the world would be awake while ur asleep

[ashweenass]

@l337m45t3r42

so one side of the world ends then the other side ends later...??

[zzerrattull]

Sadly On December 21st its Friday..I suppose Rebbeca Black has something to do with it ;d

[sgtpeterarbit]

i don't sleep

[XwerePlays]

Thumbs up if you're watching this NOW

[TheBrianWashed]

IM FROM THE FUTURE, THE END IS NEIGH!

[dantheiphoneman]

Right after the beep at 1:34 danny sounded autotuned

[thec107guys]

Was gonna type " like if you're watching this in 2012"

Then I looked at the comments....

Damnit!

[Nikifuj908]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012 on the still intact Earth

[MisterBlack215]

I predict the world will end...now....now.....DAMN IT!

[Jimmymillmo]

welcome!

[SuperAllisonBrooke]

Haha that really had nothing ot do with 2012 but you're just saying thats all fake like how they said the world was going to end in 2000, 2001,2003 and now 2012?

[sonyaondish]

u missed one zombie apocolyps

[CanadasnadondelaXD]

LOOL ;P 

[awesomekids1999]

what the fuck

[Derier12345]

are you sure about that antichrist part

[alexpatapan451]

did u know that the Mayans predicted WW1 and WW2?

[TurtleAteMySock]

@alexpatapan451 did u know that has NOTHING to do with 2012?

[WxkyXrtkd]

What about when we spent all the night awake? xD

[MissBlackheart2010]

LOOP!! we live in LOOP!! :O looop loooop

[slh86]

He is right. Make the most of today bitch ! xD

[MrLiamdave]

0:17 is my favourite!!!

[MrRandomusername01]

2:16 - 2:19 made me laugh the most idk why tho haha

[msjitterbug98]

oh. my. gawd. HE'S WEARING A SHIRT.

[ashepe]

Jim Carrey wannabe/inspired

[glavonjast]

who can dislike this ??? rly ??? XDDDD i gues belivers :D buuuhaha xD



[11NinjaCupcakes]

2:42 so funny

[twistedtricker9]

the jupiter effect... will take effect

OMG LOL XD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jameson122397]

ShOoTING yourself tIckLes ?!?!?!

[LLew821]

if the world is going to end in 2012, can i have a pony?

[Taylorluvr13]

the worlds not going to end in 2012 the myans (sp.?) just ran outa rocks

[dupersloby]

EGZAC'DD REBLIGUZZZZZZ

[bobdiggity69]

The world will end just like in majora's mask (the Zelda game right after ocarina), an evil mask controls a wooden boy to call a big brown moon with a face and crush us, unless Link stops it

[Vitorbr431]

Final Somation...

[BanjoKazooieTeam]

i would thumbs up but 4000looks too perfect

[spdsdmnds]

I don't believe the world's gonna end. Why? Simple logic actually. The Mayans got bored of making the calenders! Imagine. Would you make paper airplanes every day? No! Because it gets boring after a while, no matter how much you love it!

[MegJ108]

If the world really was going to end in 2012, the last thing I would do is have sex with Danny.

[SOCHEESY13]

That is soooo true

[ShawneeHummel]

make the best of it bitch :) ha

[09KourtneyLynn]

hey! do a video on scary movieeees :) why do some people have the guts to watch them and some dont :P

[PriorityOfVengence]

@09KourtneyLynn Guts to watch them..?

But.. me, and like alot of other people fall asleep watching them..

or routinely watch horror movies in a black room at night and laugh at the people getting ripped to shreads/ the japanese girl with long black hair coming down to her ankles..?

No? no one..?

cough.. ok..

[LILYWANNAROCK]

what if you dont fall asleep

[yartootman]

He's right, burning yourself DOES tickle!

[wahappun]

MAKE THE MOST OF IT BITCH xD

[Chelsypels]

Danny, I have a question 4 u:

When you're putting ur video 2gether, do u sometimes giggle at some things u say? Cos ur just so hilarious!!

[jakobcornell]

...wearing a shirt??? :(

[MrTipTechs]

By your description, are you implying that you are usually NOT sober or on drugs

[Tayraytaytay]

your hott ;)

[minginmini]

brilliant! Love it, mocking the pathetic mind of the weak! :D

[CODbeast0078]

So... I.. I'm not the chosen one? :(

[love998785]

-Bites my hand- Everything in my room ....Was stolen from me last night.. And then replaced.. With exact replicas..... EXACT!

[mogwai521]

May21 of this year was that stupid rapture thing were people thought we were all going to die. Best birthday ever XD

[emmiemadness]

@mogwai521 that wAS my birthday too

[tiarebaby]

gawrsh people maybe the Mayans just got lazy at the end.... people just like to complicate things...

[Bestofkitu]

2012 is a joke ... it's just a commercial joke ....

[awsomez223]

You remind me of Jim carry u should do a gradual report of how your more awesome then Jim carry!

[bassxjake]

i dont understand why people feel the need to repeat what they hear in a video and post it like we didnt hear it the first time. obv danny is enjoyable enough to listen over and over again.

[Alshexx]

this makes me feel so much less worried :L

[mjmegafan223]

I cannot stop laughing at the ending!!!! XD XD XD XD XD

[orihime789]

Neo, You are still the chosen one.

[jhoshouse]

You cant even spell "from" right...

[RatoDoEsgoto15]

this still the best you made

[brianpfft]

LOL at " You are the chosen one"

[TheSinnerish]

Condoms give 99.99% protection :3 so use them when the Apocalypes will come ^_^

[6pointzen]

thumbs up if you watched this on december 22nd 2012 and then you came back to the past just to post it

[TheWolfsnyper]

3:02 funny



[godofmusichetfield55]

219,502 jaj im bigger than all of you people!!

[Lunarmoon67]

@godofmusichetfield55 220,008th BITCH!!!

[MrUndertaker316]

@Lunarmoon67 220 197th xD

[Lunarmoon67]

@MrUndertaker316 DAMNIT!!!

[lachster97]

from 2:30 it gets awesome

[giftofmusic1710]

thumbs up if your the 219, 332 viewer!! XD

[drworm3]

Is that a Steven Wright quote?

[Haboo65]

@TheHalo3spartan117

huh, i guess that kind of makes you an asshole.

[TheHalo3spartan117]

If the world was going to end in 24 hours I would get fall down drunk, smoke more weed than snoop dog has smoked ever, rape 12 women, kill 50 people, burn down 3 houses and a forrest, and finally rob a bank just for good measure.

[goman4000]

If the world ended the last 5 minutes i would rape somebody.... o.o

[winky7575]

@goman4000 if id been you, id be doing that earlier, 5min is a bit to little, thinking that its the last time...

[JadaChuzzelz13]

Its like a slow rapture.

[crazyjackie62]

he is sooo hilarious xD

[rejectnamedme]

Make the most of it bitch!

[87idk]

If the world ends in 2012 I'll be pissed because I'll be a virgin who hasn't graduated yet :/

[IntenseCamel]

@87idk THEN GO GRAB SOME POOSAY BRUV

[novidmiller25]

it is actually dec 23 2012 on a sunday

[madboy8761]

I love you....

[shreymantu]

my computer it is just a exact replica ahhh

[coldfood10]

what if you don't sleep 0.o

[shreymantu]

@coldfood10 maybe your world will end dadada

[DJmInXyMyStI]

YAY for lapses in Consciousness!!

[Lilleeyya123]

DID YOU HEAR THAT EGZACT REPLICAS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TheAnnHarper]

If the world ends in 2012 i'd be pissed.. Because am still a virgin.. HAHA! :) x

[AthenaandMarc]

i luv wat he said @ da end!!! lol

[SolarShadic]

This guy annoys me sometimes, but then immediately wins me back with that caveman comment...

[Jonnysimcoe]

:( Im not a Tasty Little Lemon Drop :(

[markleycrew2009]

I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!!

The calander ends on 2012 but the world doesn't. Get it?

[RussianAssassin21]

Burning yourself tickles!

Sounds like something Ralph from The Simpsons would say.

[cassity2013]

Well there were some scientists who looked at the Mayan calender.The Mayans put on their calender that the world would end in 2012.Or so the scientists thought.The scientists later went back over it and noticed that they were wrong and now they're not sure when it will in end.But still,don't believe anybody who says they know when the world will end.No one knows the the expiration date of the Earth.God will decide and when he does,we'll know.

[vannwaterhouse]

Exact replacas!

[HazzaMurray]

in my oppinion the earth will only end in 1 of 3 ways global warming kills us, the 4 minute warning or the sun destroys the earth

[linkinparklvr013]

evrything in my room was stolen from me and replaced by exact replica's

[tkuzzz]

LOL @ what the cavemen said

[jennyifly100]

hold down the lefy key < and then the up key ^ and control your snake or worm

thumps up if you did it right and it worked :)

[jennyifly100]

hold down 9 xDhold down the lefy key < and then the up key ^ and control your snake or worm

thumps up if you did it right and it worked :)

[jennyifly100]

hold down 9 xD

[MarioUrawaza]

hold down 1

[barlarg]

192 ppl had all their things stolen from their room and replaced with exact replicas. EXACT!

[DJDeniZ95]

0:29 hahahaahahahah :D

[Cpapa18]

all i have done today is watch gradual report. i started 4 hours ago. i have not regretted a second of it yet. love this show.

[michaelforthriller]

is Jim carrey your uncle ??

[norwayfrompluto]

im so confused with life after this video

[lilraybreezey1]

press 0 awesome



[ogisrbija]

Burning yourself tickles!!! xDDD

[snuffykacey]

Hahaha make the most of it bitch! Lol

[xXxVenomxXx1000]

BURNING URSELF TICKLES!:D

[worldofwarcraft6712]

ahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahah­ahahaahahhaahahhahaahahhahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahah the world will never end hahahahahahahahahaha burning urself tickles hahahahahahahaha

[puki4010]

soooo... u know .... make the most of it bitch !!!

[MeatyBurrito]

This is one of my favorite videos that he's made

[RManPthe1st]

each day brings a new day to play in

and each day 'yesterday' is gone forever

<3

[iamthecatfromthehat]

no way! he says bujesus! i say bujesus! :D

[sara5pandas]

BURING YOURSELF TICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zaexxis801221]

If December 21, 2012 is the end of the world, then my 15th birthday present sucks asshole.

"Happy Birthday! Here is you present! It is the FUCKING APOCALYPSE!"

[mrbeare99]

Ends soz

[mrbeare99]

The world end when it ends we dont know when that time is so just enjoy your life now and then you will have a good life to die with

[9288Savior]

The most important cause of our problem is that we deny that there is even a problem!

[9288Savior]

To Everyone: It is always the fear of the unknown and fear itself that halts a man's spiritual evolution from continuing one's journey through time and space, you must realize this!

[nicholas361027]

snowball1776, you sound emo

[BFFepicfail]

this guy makes me laugh so hard, i think the world will end when god feels like it will end, stop trying to predict the damn future, would you want to know the day you die ?? i wouldent id rather let it happen cuz theres no way you can get out of the end of the world .. its "the end" of the world...you cant hide under a rock till its over.. at least i dont think so .. hmmm... but then agian it could happend well after im dead, so then i guess it dosent concern me anmore [:

[9288Savior]

@BFFepicfail "would you want to know the day you die ??"

No but that isn't what 2012 is about, the "End" of the "World" does not equal death, and the end of the "World" does not mean the end of "Earth" it means the end of the "World" which would be defined as the current ways of life that are lived by humans on this planet. Humans are using ecosystem service resources faster than they are replaced or recycled leading to degradation of the Earth's "Bank" of savings. This may very well meanEND

[9288Savior]

@BFFepicfail 2012 is merely a physical transition point in our evolution as a species, yes a physical transition, not talking about death(as in dying on December 21st, 2012) although on a mental and spiritual level you may feel like you are dying but it is in fact an "Awakening" transition which is the exact opposite of death, almost like being born all over again and starting the growth process, but rather a growth process on the spiritual level. Pleasedon'tbelievealltheDoomNG­loomITBRINGSFEAR!

[9288Savior]

@BFFepicfail So please, hear both sides of the story before jumping the gun to a conclusion that was meant to misconstrue the actual truth behind the already ongoing phenomenon of 2012 that has already been happening through the fall of the "World's" economies and the way we choose to "Spend" our lifetime(s) on this planet!

[jinx1169]

Italy open his eyes.... the world wont end!

[snowbal1776]

IT IS GONNA HAPPEN WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT.. PRAISE GOD HE IS A HOLY GOD AND HAS A PLAN ...FOLLOW HIM

[cuschtim5]

HOLY BEJESUS!!!!!

[aBuZaaH]

0:02 TO 0:04 XDDDDDD

[HawkeyesofWindclan]

everything was stolen from me last night then replaced with exact replicas!!!EXACT O.O lol :D

[TheMysteriousDumbaz1]

lmfao at the end

[123tayler123456]

ssooo.. you know.... MAKE THE MOST OF IT BITCH!!

[21mstate]

that my birthday dec.21

[xXR8NDOMXx]

exact replicas!!!

[mrsmileyface543211]

people are stupid and just wont give up, after 2012 ends and goes to 2013 someone else is going to start another god damn date -.- retards.

[XxgabifulxX]

That was beautiful Danny...I personally love the bitch part(;

[339al]

Maybe that explains how my cat turned into a hobo.

[p1ngu125]

@339al wtf

[jennylover456]

see? its a bunch of chicken shit bullshit about 2012..in my opinion if hitlers rein wasnt the end of the world, its just a cycle of lies

[IWillEatYourInsanity]

Your face is shiny.

[BigBoysLikeToys]

Maybe the person who was making the calendar died....

[tofu2100]

That's so true the world dose end every day! Maybe the reason the miens stopped making the calendar because they where tiered of making it!!!

Haha teehee giggle!!

[MegaDimon1991]

@tofu2100the mayan calendar doesn't end on the year 2012 and to everyone the age of aguarius started in 1740 and not in 2012 like they told us to believe.

[guitarchickcrazy137]

1984? :D

[Darina291094]

The end cracked me up XD

[scarface12347]

what about when it was june 6, 666? they probably thought that was when the world was gonna end.

[FUSIONSpower]

669 a very great year

[KILLallZOMBIES100]

holy bajesuse its jabesuse is gonna be coming back hahahaha i was dying when i heard this

[stina196]

"and bring the hammer of GOD, down upon SINNERS" xDDD

[kreedzmedia]

YO GET YOU SHIT TOGETHER,THIS MUTHERFUCKER IS GONNAH END!!!

[TheSLAYERRULES]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011!! haha im the 207,629 viewer!! lol xD

[TerrorGrimmJaw]

@TheSLAYERRULES Hahahaha...enough with that lame fucking comment...no ppl are only watching it on the day it was poisted.FOR FUCK SAKE..like this if ur watching it in 2065 ..most stupid begging for a like of them all!!!

[THEmimeful]

@TheSLAYERRULES 219,480 !!!

[Npeters475]

What happens when I stay up all night?

[jacobsoepic]

Sexy?

[N0SH1Tmusic]

I'm a 207,207 viewer :D