i would rather give head to an eagle. i would rather sleep with an infant lepracon named slappy!, than ever watch national treasure. i mean A. nicholas cage, enough said. and B. the events are completley random. the bill of rights was signed by 13 members. 13 x 2 is 26. the number of games the lakers lost in 1933. 1933 divided by the # of movies that are better than this! means that we have to go meet a migit in South Carolina named Thortan!! LET'S GO!!!
I'm surprised the "teacher" section of his video "IDEK 9 - School Nipples" wasn't in here XD I laughed my ASS OFF at that part... so much that I had to re-watch it twice to hear all the jokes.
"It's kinda chilly in here..."
"Oh, y'know... it's only... 59."
"How d'you know THAT?"
"Well, our teacher's nipples are a FUCKIN' mile long, that's a good indication."
The reason Destery and Nathan haven't made any new videos is because they got into an argument. If you wanna read about it, go to Destery's myspace and go to his blogs. One of them should have this as a title: WHAT HAPPENED?
hahahaha but what about the one when nates like " who stole the cookies from the cookie jar, Nathan stole the cookies from the cookie jar, who me , yes you, BITCH I DIDN'T STEAL NO FUCKEN COOKIES" hahaha my favorite.
my BFF lauren LOVES U 2 DEATH! i do 2 though and HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HAHA HAHA HA HA HA HAHAHA HA HAH AHA A. I AM WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i did not watch it but i wana say my brothers nick name: : : MC.LOVE N THA SEXY HAMBURGER!. idk y tht it is tht i just think its funny. if u think its funny say it on ur video destery. haha good day bye bye omq im so stupid and tht is a Q cause gs r fat and ugly.
OMFG why can't I find the epic Nicholas Cage video??????
32325957 3 weeks ago
haha i just craped in the lago bin
mrschocolatebunny96 4 weeks ago
shit taco x]] reminds me of my mexican friend x]] MY DEMON HAIR IS AWSOME
wariscookies 9 months ago
The quality sucks ass.
Good vid though.
GabbieeRose 1 year ago
Hahaha xD you put in all my favorite parts I think! :D well except for the squirrel part in the "I Love You" video. :)
JasminePersonal123 1 year ago
i would rather give head to an eagle. i would rather sleep with an infant lepracon named slappy!, than ever watch national treasure. i mean A. nicholas cage, enough said. and B. the events are completley random. the bill of rights was signed by 13 members. 13 x 2 is 26. the number of games the lakers lost in 1933. 1933 divided by the # of movies that are better than this! means that we have to go meet a migit in South Carolina named Thortan!! LET'S GO!!!
uoweme2dollars 1 year ago
:39 lmao
FlapjackMania1 1 year ago
hahahaha i've always loved the nicholas cage video
MissVeronica242 1 year ago
Destery is freakin au'sum!
JaZmanianPupp3T 1 year ago
I fucking love you! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
dustinsgirl211 1 year ago
...I hate the military sometimes... deferentially when your labeled a military brat...grrrrrr
TheMiyotenshi 1 year ago
You're epic. xD
TwinaVision 1 year ago
hes soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hottttttttttttttttttttt <3
xxxTiGeRmElOnxxx 1 year ago
fuckin funny
lashawnebabycakes 1 year ago
"Shut up u shit taco" haha
LOTS OF LUV!!!!
alyannmont 1 year ago
"i'd rather sleep next to an infant leprechaun named slappy!" lmao
madddzombie 1 year ago
I wanna make 1 =0 how uput them together likethtat how uu even get them
xxlovemexxhateme 1 year ago
xDD<33
XxHUluffxX 1 year ago
thanks for making this
AltFreak25 1 year ago
FFX music in this twice hahaha
maxswaney 1 year ago
Gosh so many missed oppertunities
"ill defeat your cave of wonders with my magical lamp. Vagina *rave*
Lolz
TheAlmightytoaster 1 year ago
how could you not have when he says, "have you ever seen someone get punched in the wirst" that was one of the funniest things ever
xxxteddybearchopxxx 1 year ago
love ya des ;)
NASCARQueen9 1 year ago
demon hair hahahah
rahrahravannah321 1 year ago
ur such a dork haha i love ya : ) lmao
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gtasankir4 1 year ago
"shut up u shit taco, i shaved with a dead guy's tooth once, i flossed with pubic hair.." "aaaw grampa thats nasty!!"
BizarreTillTheEnd 2 years ago 6
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fucker theres no fucking sound by the way iam 87 my grandson does the videos hes only 6
mastero100 2 years ago
I'm surprised the "teacher" section of his video "IDEK 9 - School Nipples" wasn't in here XD I laughed my ASS OFF at that part... so much that I had to re-watch it twice to hear all the jokes.
"It's kinda chilly in here..."
"Oh, y'know... it's only... 59."
"How d'you know THAT?"
"Well, our teacher's nipples are a FUCKIN' mile long, that's a good indication."
XD
imissrose123 2 years ago 16
lo that is the best! l i still laugh at that! and the "jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell FUCK!" at the beginning of "!DEK 7 - Christmas Boners
LoveloveAliciala 2 years ago 3
I made this wayy before IDEK 9. Once they get a few more videos up, I'll make a sequel [:
hottopicchick94 2 years ago
"Gwahahahahahahaha i just crapped in the lego bin!!"
"You just stop crapping in the lego bin!!"
"Gwahahahahahahahahaha i just threw all the lunches out the door!!"
lol Destery is hilarious!!
pandamandawesomeful 2 years ago 4
:D <3
INFECTEDlombax 2 years ago 3
love him,<3
zvatgs313 2 years ago 3
shit taco ;D
leolover1995 2 years ago 2
your a very good singer (: i love you and your hair
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Lol.. i want you inside me!
SummysOnTV 2 years ago
i fuckn love u i wanta marry u
ktkgirl 2 years ago 2
shit taco.
Tara1197 2 years ago
National Treasure. OMFG so true (Y)
giveitupforcheerios 2 years ago 4
Shit Taco ! <3333
SoSickNastyx3 2 years ago
shut up you shit taco
melanieballow801176 2 years ago
my friend spit out her food wen she herd him tlk bout national treasure tht guy is sooo danm funny XD
bluberycat14 2 years ago 4
dude did you say shit taco?That's amazing =D
CrazyBeThyName 2 years ago
The reason Destery and Nathan haven't made any new videos is because they got into an argument. If you wanna read about it, go to Destery's myspace and go to his blogs. One of them should have this as a title: WHAT HAPPENED?
LIAandCARLA 2 years ago
halloween farts
evanescencefan106 2 years ago
@1:48 whats that video called ?!
showshowbily 2 years ago
hey i love ur vids there so fucking funny and i love the things u guys do u so fucking funny
alliebear55 2 years ago
u are u such a funny cunt lmfao
joboloba 2 years ago
I JUST CRAPED I THE LEGO BIN
MegaPokaDota 2 years ago 3
lol ive memorized the ting at 2:40. r u proud of me des :) lol
monokuruboo123 2 years ago
ive got the whole thing from 'i would rather watch 15 straight hours of cats....'....we are skilled
Letsbeninja 2 years ago
oh yeh high fav
monokuruboo123 2 years ago
i think nate is kinda cute xD
DunkableDave 2 years ago
omg heaps cute :) des is so sexy :)
monokuruboo123 2 years ago
im never gonna dig.......EVER
jumpypride 2 years ago
Ahahaha, this guy is amazing.
TheCoolKidzzz 2 years ago
mah name is the jokah, and i like to sing...
Tatersalad773 2 years ago
shut up u shit taco! lmao
mariszilla 2 years ago
WHHAHAH i just crapped in the lego bin...u stop crapping in the lego bin.. WHHHAHAH
MrSusan1901 2 years ago
lol i love the national treasure and the penguin thing
discogirl551 2 years ago
im gona save gothem cause ima fuckin bat
tehnoobshot5 2 years ago
"Grandpa that is so fuckin nasty."
lolz. destery is so flippin hilarious.
love him to death!
boyslikegirls4eva 2 years ago
MUHAHAHA I just threw all the lunches out the door!! I couldnt stop replaying that part. It made me laugh so much! X3
AnanymousUnknown 2 years ago
good job bro
chrisernator1 2 years ago
Bad day my ass!
TojaMichelle 2 years ago
whats the ending song?
sachemgirl95 2 years ago
@sachemgirl95 "Boogeyman" by the Crossheads
hottopicchick94 2 years ago
@sachemgirl95 The song is a semilocal band. I had a free download.
hottopicchick94 2 years ago
hahah nicolas cage face
pCeLuVnMuZiK 2 years ago
"MUHAHA I JUST CRAPED IN THE LEGO BIN!" XD omg i love him!
jill1234567890523 2 years ago
hahahaha but what about the one when nates like " who stole the cookies from the cookie jar, Nathan stole the cookies from the cookie jar, who me , yes you, BITCH I DIDN'T STEAL NO FUCKEN COOKIES" hahaha my favorite.
metalmasiah1 2 years ago
This is Best of Destery...
favre4ever36 2 years ago
national treasure is great movie bitch lol
Saiyajin256 2 years ago
but you gatta admit that the events were completely random. it was a good movie though.
TheKingofccs 2 years ago
Whats the song at the end? I luv it!
BTW There are so many girls saying "He's mine" and stuff. It would be so hilarious 2 see them meet. I think he is hot 2!
P.S. I am a girl btw. dont start thinkin im gay
ExclamatoryTV 2 years ago
LOL SHIT TACO
PS3user96 2 years ago 2
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games the lakers lost in 1933, lakers wrent a team back then. they were called the lakers in 1960
FedoraFTW 2 years ago
wheres your imagination?
AtomicFlare64 2 years ago
The national treasure thing is the funniest thing ever. Omg. Hahaha I love him so much.
katieonthecoast 2 years ago
shut up u shit taco!
jillyandambie101 2 years ago
LMFAO.
Highfivetheskyx 2 years ago
Hes So Sexii<3
Tinkerbell44452 2 years ago 13
Agreed
OneWomenProductions 2 years ago
he's mine RAWR
paramoreluuvr 2 years ago
loveeeeeee dess!! :))
CrazyWoman009 2 years ago
hes my hottie
teetermae 2 years ago
Hahahhaa......
Destery is hilarious.
I love him. XD
NJonaslover246 2 years ago
im nicholas cage and my face always looks like this
0.0
LOLLLLLL
peterpiperspepper 2 years ago
funny
hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ajzoom11 2 years ago
love! :L!
Bea19121 2 years ago
i luv the part in halloween farts wen hes talking bout fart excuses THT PART IS DOWN RIGHT HILARIOS xD
MusicTillTheEnd5 2 years ago
LOL DEMON HAIR
AmyandTiffany1 2 years ago
i like the halloween clip because i love the queen bee song
JustJakeBoss 2 years ago
whats the name of the song in the end?
OMG i love destry... lets goo!!!
lilusurfergirl 2 years ago
It's "Boogeyman" by the Crossheads.
They're a little local band.
hottopicchick94 2 years ago
i love you!!!
o0gabriela0o1 2 years ago
the penguin and the seal thing made me fall down laughing =D thats the funniest thing ever from them guys =]
shelciAKAlilshadler 2 years ago
lol 'lets goooooo'
ihaveaheart1 2 years ago
haahha(:
I Freakiinn Am Stiil Laughingg.!!
I Freakinn<3Destryyy(:
Ahhhhh.♥
mizzbreann96 2 years ago
you fuckin shit taco. lol
xxxScreamoKid16xxx 2 years ago
haha great video!
mrsALEXmakhlouf 2 years ago
i luv him dude seriously i luv his grandparents i woke up without a hand grandpa you have both hands hahahahaha omg i peed my pants!
GoshGrandma 2 years ago
lmaoooo i love himmmm
JennyySayys 2 years ago
"YOU FUCKEN SHIT TACO"!
MyNameIsJASMINE2 2 years ago
rofl about the penguin xD
MrsShikamarNara 2 years ago
I love the batman part!!
dumbandstupider 2 years ago
lol
Butterbiscuit2210 2 years ago
lmao are you a faggot demon hair lolol
alovera991 2 years ago
i love the christmas episode. the grampa character is funny as shit!
Mallet4productions 2 years ago 4
<3 love him!=)
RandomGothicFay 2 years ago
i luv destery
crusheskiss1 2 years ago 3
hes deh best
im nicklashish cage n mi face is aleays lik dis
lmfaoooooo xD
krazykitty141 2 years ago
holy crap my penguin dad is dead
America11221 2 years ago
"IM GONNA SAVE GOTHAM. BCUZ IM A FUCKIN BAT! "bahahaha.
PostItReyna 2 years ago 4
he looks like the guy who plays stewie in madtv
aliceandedward1321 2 years ago
i was in the military, u've nevr had a bad day! lol
I'm gonna save Gothem, cause I am a fuckin bat! lmao
The National Treasure part! xD the Best!
u're freakin hilarious Destry! xD made my day
AllMonKeyBusiNess 2 years ago
i dont really like it .. just because
it changes so fast you really miss the good humor in it because it seems rushed like
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
all happening so fast [x lmfao .
Rainbows1235 2 years ago
lol lego bin.
robotbeans 2 years ago
lol destery is freaking hilarious, love the parts where he uses the final fantasy music poor penguin lmao
2extream4us 2 years ago
mwaha i just crapped in the lego bin ROFL
CleaLeone 2 years ago 2
<3 desandnate!! :D
heyitssam1 2 years ago
i'm in love with the national treasure part lmao.
stephanieesunshinee 2 years ago 2
i <3 des
wtwoods014 2 years ago
LOLOLOL
i love him <333
WeAreGMRSProductions 2 years ago
hahaha. :O
lol
cutsxx2xxthexxbone 2 years ago
you forgot the dreaded pirate forknose! :O noooooooooooooo......
peacefulflyer 2 years ago
Ahh, I give you props for this video. I love Destery. (:
amandatheyippee 2 years ago 2
haha
oh sh-- oh shit ohh shit!
AlesanaFreakify 2 years ago 3
Haha.
"Let's Gooo"
(:
JackMcFarlandFan1 2 years ago
my BFF lauren LOVES U 2 DEATH! i do 2 though and HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HAHA HAHA HA HA HA HAHAHA HA HAH AHA A. I AM WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phycho1000 2 years ago
i did not watch it but i wana say my brothers nick name: : : MC.LOVE N THA SEXY HAMBURGER!. idk y tht it is tht i just think its funny. if u think its funny say it on ur video destery. haha good day bye bye omq im so stupid and tht is a Q cause gs r fat and ugly.
phycho1000 2 years ago
ur so funny lol u would totally fit in with me and my friends haha
satanbby 2 years ago
Onesie.
Goodness.
ClaraisHappiness 2 years ago
this is sorta shityy quality but funnyyy :)
LadyhLala 2 years ago
there's no such thing as the best of destery, everything he does is the best :)
upthehill449 2 years ago
i'm nicholas cage my face always look like this.... -_-
jonny96545 2 years ago 2
I Like Him With Glasses, He Looks Cute :3
froggerita95 2 years ago 2
i hate his glasses...
they just totally dont fit him. his hair and those glasses just dont make sense to me.
YuLOOKINatMElikeDAT 2 years ago
I LUV DESTREY!
Luv ur #1 fan
maya.G
00scenedreamer00 2 years ago
I LOVE HIM!!!
^_^
xkrisxtechnox 2 years ago
omfg.,. lmfao
Chibigoat 2 years ago
omg i love the end hehe :D
matt15917 2 years ago
shut up you shit taco.
ThePinkOMG 2 years ago 2
i heard about desandnate watching the video by shane dawson called pissed of which he is in . Shane Dawson is funny to hes my favorite
boozekitten23 2 years ago 2
haha!! i love des and nate! they are the best! i always laugh at them!! and they make my day better!!
XpeaceloverX 2 years ago
haha ^_^
allyssaomg 2 years ago
i like him beta w/ out glasses
Twilightgal218 2 years ago
i love nate and des!!XD
EmoGoddess121 2 years ago
He's not that funny
NobeefJusthomies,guys ready
deefizzy,and jeyyounit11
are funny
Puppydogz101 2 years ago
dont have to be so rude
OliverGal132 2 years ago
hahaha omg im laughing my fu(kin a$s, ur grandpa is so funny, kinda like my grandpa!!!!!!!!!!! lol
jennyluvsyou24 2 years ago
"Are you a FAGGOT, demon hair?!!" XD
Ahaha,that makes me laugh every single time! ^^
xXxMCRisLIFEXxXx 2 years ago 6
I love Destery!
electricxcupcake323 2 years ago
u missed idek 3 osmas dick
hendersc 2 years ago
omg he is so hor and what does IDEK stand 4?
OliverGal132 2 years ago
it stands 2 i dont even know
californiagrl1005 2 years ago
I Dont Even Know
FireWrksFireCrackr 2 years ago
It means 'I Don`t Even Know'
Eminemrox123 2 years ago
i dont even know is what IDEK stands for,
TMKAYDOLLFACE 2 years ago 2
fail.lollolollol.
ellenmarietta 2 years ago
ha. :D
clever.
SayRAHmleh 2 years ago
shut the fuk up asshole what else would IDEK stand for than I Dont Even Know. DESTERY U OWN ASS!
darknessnova23 2 years ago
calm the fuck down. :)
SayRAHmleh 2 years ago
i voted them for mr.youtube 2009..!
(:
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iRoarasaur 2 years ago
rofl i fucking love destry to death!!! this made my day! bwahahaha
loveiscliche 2 years ago
at the penguin, its final fantasy music.
and im not gonna lie (im not gay) but he is hot.
skaterlife102 2 years ago
that makes you gay
sushislip 2 years ago
hes sooo hot!!!! ha ha im nicholas cage my face always looks like this!! that makes my life
12345KateMarie67890 2 years ago 4
him and nate are so adorable (;
TheCassieAndPamSHOW 2 years ago 8
i looove destery!!! He's sooooo hilarious
MislOlA94 2 years ago
i love him!!!!! him and nate r both smexi too :)
DillyDaisyDoodle 2 years ago
I Fuckin Love This Guy! He's So Hot!
jellybean3614 2 years ago
true day he is lol he funny too :P
shortie7181 2 years ago
I just crapped in the LEgo bin
Comedygirl080 2 years ago 2
my favourite is the animal thing XD
LEXIisGOD 2 years ago
o My HeS So SeXii
XxBaByFaCe12xX 2 years ago
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Except for the fact that nate is a big homo with ridiculously pretentious snakebites and a gay haircut
PastorBreault 2 years ago
demon hair? 0:56
SweetyMeAngel 2 years ago
i had to shit while running and holding a grenade at the same fuckin' time
and
are you a faggot demon hair?
are my favs
YYYYYA!!!!!!!!!!!
RiegningRepulsionES 2 years ago
great
BuzzzEnriqueTV 2 years ago
He's fucking hawt.
61938kitty61938 2 years ago