Dance of the Maggotkin

[tYlK0o1sO1kG0vN7a1I1]

Nurgle is the God of All

[Felklek300]

I made my nephew call me Papa Nurgle after I saw this ^_^

[Ulkier]

Its from mark of chaos/battle march

[Nochnah]

Grandfather Nurgle is pleased with your devotion. May your maggots wither in your belly in joy as your sores weeps in rotting choirs.

[louie97ation]

Which DOW is this from?

[Clockworkmaster1]

@louie97ation i think it is from Battle March...

[DarkOozaru]

Death and despair find all living things, decay is in all places. So basically by default every living thing dies and rots. And most living things have blood and a skull. Sentient life changes at every waking moment, and nature and instinct ensure pleasure and excess. So everything is fucked in the warhammer universe, If u can't be effected by the warp they find something else to effect u on there behalf.

[Hypoo]

Remember kids, Papa Nurgle loves you all.

[chortangeyl]

Where's all the voice acting from? It's so brilliant.

[thedonoftrek]

@chortangeyl I'd like to know as well.

[chortangeyl]

@thedonoftrek Yeah, seriously, where is this from? :v

[bosse323]

"Be proud of your aflictions!" "Nurgle rot your guts"

Nurgle is the greatest.

[Tarik360]

I had a cold, and thought: "Fuck it, I am going to school" and then on my way I was surrounded with hundreds of people, I thought: "I shall make them all carriers >:)"

[moodkila]

Man the carnival of Nurgle sounds like a slot of fun. MAY NURGLE'S ROT TAKE YOU ALL!!

[crazy4sian]

These followers of Chaos don't sound so batsh*t insane compared to the others. They almost sound... jovial and... happy.

[Varjensag]

Nurgle is the nicest chaos god. He gives you family, frees you from pain and gives you immortality and you don't need to be a daemon prince to achieve this, after all ambition doesn't please Nurgle.

You don't need to change or take care of how you look, Nurgle will love you for despite how pathetic or hopeless you are.

[crazy4sian]

@Varjensag Huh, that doesn't sound so bad.

[Varjensag]

@crazy4sian The immortality though, doesn't mean that you can't be killed, just that you're ageless. Unlike in Daemonhood where you get sent to warp if killed in reality.

Although some servants of nurgle live on as diseases even after corpse dies, but it's not so bad. After all other servants of nurgle will always give a loving home to new diseases in their flesh, which means that you'll always be able to return home to your kin without the fear of being shunned, no matter what happens to you.

[crazy4sian]

@Varjensag GREAT GRANDFATHER NURGLE! ACCEPT THIS OFFERING OF FLESH AND BONE AS A SIGN OF PLEDGE TO THE EVER GENEROUS! LET MY BODY WITHER AND ROT, BUT LET MY LOYALTY AND AND DEVOTION BE UNDYING!

[Bluedeviant]

grandfather nurgul is pleased lol

[sirtophatandmoncle]

you guys are all fucked when Malal gets back.

[thamiar]

Wow, great job man!

Btw. Have you got any quotes of those vocals?

[moistcurtains]

I <3 Grandpapa Nurgle

[unnamednewbie13]

@ video:

Said the Europeans to Native Americans. Pox blankets for Grandfather Nurgle!

[rbeckmal]

@unnamednewbie13 cruel BUT HILARIOUS!

[FoofyTheGreat]

@unnamednewbie13 Really? Bringing that up in a warhammer 40k vid? Are you TRYING to start a comment war?

[metkic94]

THQ shuld make a mowie they have perfect story and models!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[666insatanwetrust]

@metkic94

movie?! serial!..or a neverending story :D

[Magnoliaprod]

@metkic94 Totally, they have the greatest setting ever for a horror movie, that maybe a group of imperial guards get lost in the warp and accidentally lands in the garden of Nurgle where they gradually experience insanity and eventually one by one turns to the Chaos god Nurgle. They get out of the warp and are treated as heroes but actually they are just spreading an epidemic that could destroy worlds...

[Reaper6913]

The red pox will blister yur groins... yea im gonna chill with khorne now at least he dosent aask me to cut off my balls

[gunguy9mm]

@Reaper6913 he might if you dont get blood from your enemies,he requires sacrifice from you

[feliw]

nurgle and khorne was in the football team, slaanesh and tzeentch was in the debate one

[FreeFromAllThings]

Propably all of the Necron Gods weaker than Chaos ones because the Emperor can beat the Void Dragon who is the strongest of them. And the Chaos gods think the Emperor their only real rival (of course exepct the other Chaos gods).

[bluenav11]

@FreeFromAllThings the Night bringer is the strongest c'tan in canon yet he is severely weakened now without his true scythe which the deceiver sent into the Warp

[bluenav11]

@FreeFromAllThings oh and also the c'tan went dormant before the Eye of Terror existed so the C'tan gods and Chaos gods have never really interacted before plus in the Necron codex it says the c'tan look at the Chaos Gods as mere upstarts

[sirtophatandmoncle]

malal was here Tzeentch is a loser

[AnomalyINC]

@sirtophatandmoncle The Outsider was here, and is still canon.

Malal and Tzeentch sitting in a tree, M-U-T-A-T-I-N-G.

[hanson666999]

My sores weep with joy at listening to this.

[hackforloser]

A MAGGOT FEAST!!!

[Thekandy]

Goddammit, it's Nurgehl not Nur'goul.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Jakovian12345]

@Thekandy

I understand your pain, brother.

[mooses601]

i fell that lisenig this will give me AIDS...

[roktopus]

I think it would be awesome if you remade something like this, but with the new plague marine voices and great unclean voice.

[thewowzer12]

did you get the voicing from Mark of Chaos?

[dayanavh]

Fak... i can't stop listening to this for some reason >: ( and im a Khorne follower ;_;

[Rototornik]

@dayanavh then listen to the silence of death that nightbringer carries with his deathless armies.

[AVGNNUMBER1FAN2]

Can someone upload this minus the voices?

[EbonyManta]

@AVGNNUMBER1FAN2 Feel free to check the video description and find out what song it is.

[PhoenixthehedgehogX]

ALL SHALL WORSHIP THE CHAOS GODS

[TheBloodofangels]

This carnival of nurgle sounds interesting but then again flies, disgusting creatures and people and a smell worse than death probably just a normal carnival to be honest

[elfendied]

this is actually kinda awesome

[punkband14]

So when are you going to make one of these videos for dem Orkz?

[Thanasis300]

Wow, excellent work - in a disgusting, noxious, visceral way :D Where did you get the dialogues?

[Undeadguy95]

@Thanasis300 its from warhammer battle march

[NecronlLord]

we spread the vile rot of Nurgle ! FOR THE DARK GODS

[wrothgar91]

1 persons heart ruptured with boils.

[soldatmesteren]

where did you get all the voices?

[OMGBEARS]

1 person had the red pox blister their groin!

[OMGBEARS]

This is totally going on my ipod. The awesomeness must be preserved!

[Doom3c]

Where did you get the audio files for Nurgle worshippers?

[DerOrk]

@Doom3c Mark of Chaos

[hanson666999]

THE RED POX WILL BLISTER ALL YOUR GROINS! ;~S

[Hlhud]

Strange. Nurgle lures people to the dark side by being nice and friendly. These guys, on the other hand, sound pretty nasty. x.x

[SELECTARR]

I find it rather funny, Chaos gods hate Necron gods...Nurgle, Khorn and Slannesh, can't do shit to Necrons or get anything from them, Nurgle can't plague Necron, Khorn can't draw blood from them, Slannesh can't relish in their pain or pleasure due to them being completely emotionless and feelingless, they are the true Evil of the 40k Galaxy.

[roktopus]

@SELECTARR True, but story-wise, Chaos and necrons rarely, if ever, even come in contact. The tomb-worlds of the Necrons are, to my knowledge, very far from the eye of terror where most of the Chaos warriors reside. Even if they do, the vast majority of Chaos-worshipers are undivided, and simply relish the carnage and destruction of battle. In the rare and unlikely event that a faction of disciples to one god came across necrons, I'm sure they could find something to relish about their deaths

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

@SELECTARR Does Tzeentch get something out of the deal?

[CmdrJSKFox]

I really don't want to blessed with cankers. Thanks for offering though.

[manadrinker]

@SELECTARR Much can be corupted by Chaos. The Forces of Chaos Can effect necrons and C'tan, Its why they fear sorcerery/ pychic abiltys. A good example is in the Wordbearer series.

[BloodDX2]

@SELECTARR yeah but too bad they suck, and they dont have superhuman fallen space marines serving them now do they? aww no?

[SELECTARR]

@BloodDX2 Actually it's known that the most basic necron soldier can shoot a hole through a land raider of many armour types. So I can only imagin what a standard gauss cannon can do to a chaos space marine lol fail, so to be honest I dont think necrons give a crap about whether they are chaos or not. Also don't forget that Necrons are the ones that are actually able to destroy a warp portal, Chaos purposfuly avoid necrons. So please explain how they suck?

[Darkestdarkify]

@SELECTARR evil.is.defined.by.knowing.the­y.do.evil...as.mindless.machin­es.they.are.unaware.of.the.con­cept.or.any.concept.for.that.m­atter

[MrOmegaprime]

@SELECTARR tzeentzch can still just destroy them, plus, necrons are pretty cheesy.

[SELECTARR]

@MrOmegaprime obv because Tzeench is a god.. but he isn't the strongest out of the Gods. Also The Necron god is known to be stronger than all 4 of them. Thousand sons have been pwned by Necrons before.

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

@SELECTARR Khain beats Nightbringer, Slaanesh rapes Khaine, Khorne bitchslaps Slaanesh...

[Epicon100]

@IAMTHEDECIEVER HOWEVER, Slaanesh, s powers is second to Khorne, Slaanesh will soon overcome KHORNE and there will be only SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEESH!!!

[sirtophatandmoncle]

@Epicon100 I liked Slaanesh better when she was called Y'golonac

[Sweddude]

@Epicon100 Actually Slaanesh is the weakest of the chaos gods in the story due to him/her being the youngest.

Khorne is the strongest due to his nature, nurgls power is the one that fluctuates the most and tzeentch is the onlyone who knows how strong tzeentch is:P

[Epicon100]

@Sweddude Dude, Lexicanum says otherwise xD

[Sweddude]

@Epicon100 Lexicanum aint an official warhammer encyclopedia my friend.

What i took my information from is the Liber Chaotica (a great way to pass time) wich explains quite alot about the chaos gods, their creation, their followers and their domains from the eyes of an old empire scribe.

And i was just visiting lexicanum and it doesent say that slaanesh's power is second to khorne, in fact it doesent say anything about slaanesh's power compared to the other chaos gods.

[Epicon100]

@Sweddude Read the Khaela Mensha Khaine article.

[Sweddude]

@Epicon100 Again, it does not say anything about that, not in the fantasy section nor in the 40K.

In the 40k it mearly states how khorne fought against slaanesh for dominion over khaine.

I say it again, read the liber chaotica.

[50033836]

@IAMTHEDECIEVER And Nurgle gives them all herpes.

[Chronische]

@SELECTARR Not all necrons are evil, oddly enough. In fact, even the 'bad' ones aren't really evil, they just follow hungry gods, similar to the Tyranids in a way.

Chaos hates the Necrons because they are basically all 'blanks', inimical to warp creatures. They both fight over the same food as well.

[doloreg]

@SELECTARR And necrons are detached from the warp, so likewise, they can't do shit to the chaos gods.

[SELECTARR]

@doloreg Actually a full 4 point square of monolith's can destroy warps though slowly they can still do it, and they do.

[doloreg]

@SELECTARR I don't want to et into a pointless argument over fluff, but as long as people have emotions, chaos will be indestructible, so the best chance for the necrons is to kill everyone who has connection to the warp, or feels a thing. That would also be the death of the C'tans though.

[TheOneStooge]

@SELECTARR But! Tzeentch can still get his lulz from them.

[AidanMclaren]

@SELECTARR

And Tzeentch?

[tracker113]

@AidanMclaren Necron are eternal, unchanging, and Tzeentch is the incarnation of change

[atechpriest]

@SELECTARR not evil but like you said emotionless and feelingless they do so because they are told to

[metkic94]

@SELECTARR What about tzeenetch?

[Magnoliaprod]

@SELECTARR Perhaps, but would you call a rock emotionless and evil too because it does not posess a mind?

Tyranids have the same fate as necrons probably, because they too are emotionless, though they possess blood of some sort, so I guess Khorne would be happy :)

[thorsbitch]

@Magnoliaprod The Tyranids, in kind, are too strong for the warps influences, the hive mind just blocks it all out (the shadow in the warp), thus no chaos in the Tyranid Swarms will ever be found.

[roktopus]

i am planning on making a flash animation with this audio. May I use it if I credit you?

[ImperatorDominatus]

@roktopus Sure go ahead.

[wicNKWD37]

NECOHO!

[hatewog]

This is beyond epic you should try making a Machinima video ImperatorDominatus to what you have done here already I bet it would be killer.

[roktopus]

Holy crap was that epic

[CmdrJSKFox]

Khorne and Nurgle - Bros 4ever.

They are both coolbros, and if you ever go to the realm of chaos, you'll see that they drink with eachother often.

[hanson666999]

My sores weep with joy at this video ;^S

[PankeymanProductions]

One of them sounds like Goldar. 

[BlueAcid9]

Did I just here Goldare from PR?

[colonelchris92]

How about this.... Khorne Berserkrs can shut the Fuck up... Nurgles stupid sack suckers can get the fuck out because they're fucktard noobs... Slaanesh can suck a cock... and Tzeentch needs to get a fucking girlfriend... See it works out, and they can leave us humans the fuck alone... Damn I'm good...

[Masterofbunies]

@colonelchris92 Even a migthy Khornate Berzerker will fall when he has the redpox on his groing! :D And even spawns die to Nurglesrot!(if they arent Grandfather Nurgles spawns that is (^_^)/ )

[greatunknowableevil]

@colonelchris92 Tzeentch is a cloud of gas that is constantly changing color i doubt he could have sex

[Raptore100]

OK lets make a deal Khorne can kill some enemys Nurgle can get the dead bodies. And on Slaanesh and Tzeentch I dont give a shit.

[greatunknowableevil]

@Raptore100 JUST AS PLANNED

[Bluedeviant]

@Raptore100 tzeetch would probably laugh at all the other gods lol

[ChaosMarine1204]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! NURGLE IS JUST A FAT ASS-Who started aids!!!

[ND999taufan]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THE BLOOD GOD SHALL SLAY YOUR PATHETIC GOD, TEAR HIS HEAD OFF, MOUNT IT ON TOP OF HIS THORNE & THEN SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOUR VERY VANES! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA!!!

[colonelchris92]

@ND999taufan Douches for the Douche God... hahaha...

[REeggo00]

Am I the only one who thinks they pronounce 'Nurgle' oddly in Mark of Chaos?

[outlawstar15a2]

@REeggo00 Agreed, they do.

[greatunknowableevil]

@REeggo00 They say it the same way in Dark Crusade

[yocarlito]

DOW 2 is actually the best Rts around. In case people wish to get the game for no cost, you can certainly get this whole video game over at DOW2DownloadXcom (replace X with . ). I tried it, and I have to inform you the 1st player campaign is actually incredible!

[ChaosMarine1204]

You ever wonder when the Chaos Gods disappeared between fantasy and 40k?I'm wondering where the chaos gods went

[magmos]

@ChaosMarine1204 Vacation. Slaneesh found a dimension made entirely of beaches and women in bikinis and they all left to chill out for a few thousand years.

[kingkong381]

Hey anyone ever been to the Dungeons (they're a series of tourist attractions which show the darker side of local history eg the "Edinburgh Dungeons"). They have lots of actors playing characters from history. Wouldn't it be cool if GW did something like that for Warhammer Fanasty/40k? Just that this vid gave me the idea.

[Jrockalltheway]

F*CK yeah. papa nurgle is the best

[ChaosMarine1204]

XD when you search Nurgle on google, you get a porn site XD

[CapitanPoland]

Chaos Scums!

[laxxxen]

ya every fragment of the staff represents a spell if Tzeentch got hes hands on them all and reforged the staff it would be Good-bye other dark gods only reason they manged to take Tzeentch down was with surpise but that wont happen again. although Khorne has more power then ever fotr every drop of blood that is shed Khotrn's power grows

[Unkehz0r]

@laxxxen If you read, Tzeentch will never return to his former glory. Primarily because Slaanesh (from what canon lore dictates) will end up overpowering all the other Chaos Gods combined, due to the exquisiteness of the emotions Slaanesh represents (The emotions that it represents, at its peak, are 10 times stronger than the other emotions of the Dark Gods.)

[Jrockalltheway]

@Unkehz0r doesn't it say in the chaos books that if any god starts to get to overpowered the other three join to simply whoop that gods ass?

[Unkehz0r]

@Jrockalltheway It does: That's why currently Nurgle, Tzeentch and Khorne are actually conspiring against Slaanesh. They're trying to hold Slaanesh back, because it is said in the lore that if Slaanesh were ever to rise to his/her/its true power, Slaanesh would utterly destroy them with ease.

[Unkehz0r]

I mean, seriously, one point of evidence is that Slaanesh, in embryo form - before it was born fully as Slaanesh and the creation of the Eye of Terra.. Shattered the Eldar God of Destruction and War... Khaine.. Who attempted to stop Slaanesh from being born, knowing what it would do to the Eldar Empire.

[Unkehz0r]

@Unkehz0r It was Slaanesh's birth that gave form to the first and ever true manifestation of a Dark Gods full power: The Eye of Terra.

[ghostrj]

are these sound clips from the warhammer fantasy game, cant remember the damn name.

love it, nurgle ftw

[purpleSun6292]

the red pox will blister your groin???

[AvoidingtheQuestion]

I like all the gods a lot but in order of best to worst is goes

Tzeentch (he's the most interesting and creative)

Slaanesh (again, not your run of the mill evil guy)

Nurgle (gross but still a cool concept death and life, etc)

Khorne (the least creative, least though god. He's just boring.)

[soljerameelguy]

fluffwise Khorne is the most powerful of the gods. second is nurgle, then tzeentch and last is slaanesh.

[starwars000000000001]

tzeentch is the strongest chaos god or use to be since his staff broke in thousands of pieces

[soljerameelguy]

Do you have fluff souces? Since II clearly recall correctly that Khorne and Nurgle are the two most powerful gods. born during the ancient war between the necrontyr and the Old ones. Tzeentch came about later

[soljerameelguy]

the only points Tzeentch get are that he is manipulating everyone and everything in 40k... even the players and the fans and the GW CEO's... and was won the election for president.

[starwars000000000001]

it was in one of the chaos codex i forgot which verson it was in

[starwars000000000001]

also Tzeentch was also born during the accient war like nurgle and khorne

[soljerameelguy]

well I got all of the codexes in pdf format. btoh in english and in german. I aslo have a friend that probaly has every single piece of fluff ever made. I will check up with that later after work. Staff of Tzeentch you say it was called?

[starwars000000000001]

i forgot the staff name but all i remember is that the chaos gods broke the staff into thousands of pieces and tzeentch send 2 horrors to find all the pieces to put the staff back together

[ChaoticFallenAngel]

I knew it was something like that, like i said it's been a while since i read the Cdex XD

[starwars000000000001]

i just did a little reaserch to find the staff i was talking about it is called the cyrstal staff

[ChaoticFallenAngel]

I dont know if your cleard this up or not, but it's in one of the Daemon Codexes, Tzeentch was the most powerfull of teh dark gods, so the other rose up and took him down, breaking his staff into millions of fragments. It's been a while since i read it, but i think it states that these fragments represent spells? And Tzeentch created a horror with the purpose of collecting every spell in existance.... so the staff could be reforged.... something like that.... idk maybe i will look it up...

[soljerameelguy]

@ChaoticFallenAngel

Yeah I asked a Friend who is a walking 40k Fluff Database and he comfirmed it. thanks.

[starwars000000000001]

2 horrors actully

[hutchy1k94]

Could that horror be called ahriman?

[thedarknesscallingme]

@ChaoticFallenAngel

actually Tzeentch broke the staff himself because he knew that if he didnt it would be claimed by one of the other gods. Ahriman has learned off this and apparently most the ancient lore that was within the staff is located in the black library. that is the ultimate source of power in the universe and if Ahriman finds it then he'll become the most powerful mortal in the universe

[clickingpinging]

Actually it milenia have passed since Tzeencht was the strongest chaos god,but because all other chaos gods rebelled against him now hes just an ever-changing cloud..

[SlimChurchify]

KHORN is the best god BLOOD HAHAHAHA cant get over the stuff you know

[purgethewaek501]

yuck nurgle is disgusting tzeentch is the best god then khorne but i still like the vid

[SlimChurchify]

hahahaha i love it

[souldude151]

nurgle is the best god in my opinion. only because hes the most giving other than him it be slanesh.

[BloodDX2]

Typhus isnt the death guard primarch, he is a champion of nurgle, similar to khornes champion kharn

[TheRagd0ll]

He's still awesome.

[SFS88]

Exactly, Mortarion is their Primarch.

[Vault101Reject]

i prefered Typhus' voice. it sounded..maggoty.

[AzzySunfire]

@Vault101Reject Typhus? The Death Guard primarch? In what game is he featured?

I wonder where all these quotes in here are from, anyway. Not from Dawn of War, that is sure.

[CrazyBlitzwing]

Typhus is the Herald of Nurgle. The Death Guard Primarch is Mortarion.

[AzzySunfire]

@CrazyBlitzwing Whoops. Anyway, where is the voice from? Isnt Typhus only in 40k? I know no 40k game featuring his voice :S

[CrazyBlitzwing]

Typhus is in none of the games. These are taken from Warhammer: Age of Reckoning. At least I think they are.

[DerOrk]

so, one Version with WarhammerOnline sounds plz and a Slaanesh Version with...

ahm...maybe something from club Jenna?

[ImperatorDominatus]

I don't have access to WarhammerOnline T_T

[BlueAcid9]

At 1:06, that's Kerrigan Mahan the voice of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...

[ChaosMarine1204]

@DerOrk Its probably going to be extremely dirty and sexual with pain XD

[murloc333]

be glad tzeentch has a place for you in his plans for nurgle only seeks that you rot and despair.

[DEATHSPACE2]

i swear to god the first guy to talk in this vid voiced astaroth in soul calibur.