Security Guard Fail

[ShadowsGuide]

Fat Albert went back in time to help his younger self...

[MrTippsytibbsy]

@daisky22 fail. its taught not teached, teached isnt even a word lol.

[lawigan1baybay]

Insert racist comments here  >>>

[GreatestCommentEver]

He went back in time to save himself, but he was too late....

[pizzapr2001]

I meant to say rodeo

[monstermiataman]

@pizzapr2001 then you should have removed the comment then retyped it DUH!!!

[pizzapr2001]

Yehaw! Ride the chair rode!

[TheUltimateQais]

@daisky22 the same guy who TEACHED you, I'm guessing.

[riggerrogger101]

Help a bother out... because they both FAT

[henrik199414]

did he death ?????

[ThePignator]

@henrik199414 thats so old dude



[TrollinTheMasses]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a stool, Humpty Dumpty was a fat tool. Humpty Dumpty move the stool all around. Humpty Dumpty's fat ass is now on the ground!

[ode4951]

@TrollinTheMasses Flawless Victory >XD

[rabi394]

wooow the irst comment was amazing !!

[ONLYUSEmeCOMPUTER1]

I bet he's American

[pablinassoo]

phuck!! gringos r so fat!!

[DangerD205]

@pablinassoo lol!!!! você sabia p q? Porque "We're all living in Amerika"...

[TheConqueror50]

watches video... hmm... reads comments... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA :D

[trigger670]

comments make the video 10x better

[zigzagboy123123]

is the chair ok?

[XxazidxX]

LMAO aw man with the comments its a love hate thing

[Tomsfilipsons]

You know what would've been funny?Just as he's falling backwards - which btw is incredibly obvious and dull and unfunny - someone runs up and pushes him in the street and someone drives over his head.

[Echopizza]

Oh no is the chair OK?

[madzane94]

meanwhile, a chick just got robbed across the street

[15Claudia]

this made my night.

[jamesb5292]

Americans are so fat!

[sulayman360]

watch this vid:

youtube captcha failed :D

watch?v=LbrOcp3-LXQ

[GTFOVevo]

Washington DC: "The fuck?! Did we just get an earthquake in Virginia?"

[Deztroy123]

Its funny how the other fat guy helps the chair up instead of the other fat guy. =)))

[NFORSA]

that guy can't have been his friend, cause we would just laugh and say "see that's what happens" and not help him off the ground of course :P

[detailairbrushing]

Top 2 comments are funnier than the fail video lol

[kevenescamilla]

@detailairbrushing thanks

[TheDazdo]

These top rated comments made my day! :D

[themime01]

didnt your mum tell you stop swinging on the chair...

[goalsave1]

he thought is it realy worth getting back up

[digitalmadnessRJ]

isnt it a fail of him being a security guard? :D

[seBeaststromboli213]

Did he think it was a rocking chair?

[tastymuffin1]

IAMTAILSDOLLS comment isnt even that funny, and kevenescamillas comment was stolen, it has already been at the top some time ago by someone else.

come up with something better people...

[classmassgrass]

Futurama gone wrong.

[MrBeatlesbass96]

I sure hope he apologized to Japan...

[TMACAKANO1]

He had to think for a sec before he got up lol

[WTFidontknow1]

china must be PISSED!

[Alxvall1800]

haha! it's so funny cuz he's fat lol

[lolhax3rd]

Wild snorlax fainted.

Wild snorlax appeared.

[xdrag0nx34]

The comments on the vids just past fking fast

[Outfox447]

OFFICER DOWN WE NEED BACKUP!!!!! D:>

[MrLdbz]

Wow both top comments are hilarious.

[DarthMatter1]

TROLL

[Lilldrizzy210]

Nobody fucking wants fucking porn I get the real shit everynight!!!!!

[dachicagoan]

It's funny because he's fat!!

[MichaelGetachew]

If you keep pressing 5 it looks like two walruses are mating

[megajoe721]

@MichaelGetachew yeah it looks like ur two dads mating

[MichaelGetachew]

@megajoe721 yeah mating with their chodes in your ass and pussy

[megajoe721]

@MichaelGetachew im not in this video dumbfuck...

[MichaelGetachew]

@megajoe721 I know, you were at home licking your mom's fishy vagina

[megajoe721]

@MichaelGetachew yeah i was licking your mom's fishy vaginas UR FUCKING RIGHT!

[MichaelGetachew]

@megajoe721 what a lame ass come back, your a fag

[megajoe721]

@MichaelGetachew LOOOOL You dumbfuck your too stupid to comprehend what i just said so you fail good day FAG

[MichaelGetachew]

@megajoe721 I'm smart enough to see how pathetic of a person you are, since you go on youtube to talk shit and try to 1up everyone in a pathetic attempt to lift your self esteem and not seem as big of a loser as you are, and what's even more sad is that you think that you're smarter than everyone else, but if you were, you wouldn't be trying to talk shit to people over the internet, and the only one you're playing is yourself

[megajoe721]

@MichaelGetachew Lol you know youre arguing with an 8 year old right? LOL FAIL!

[Delo997]

Shit... I've been watching Failblog videos for three hours... Through I can't stop!

[Speedyws1]

I swear these comments make it even more funny.

[nukeurhouse12]

Fuck the Comment Powered by fail I have to always stop the video and find them!

[deathl00k]

awww he looked like a turtle on his back when he was trying 2 get up

[Marko2000Rules]

I knew what was going to happen and I only watched the first five seconds of the video!

[CaptainKnuck]

poor humpty dumpy

[Spartan1430]

A Wild Snorlax has appeared!

[Rmacon4002]

im dissapointed ive been on youtube a bunch today and i havnt seen one chuck noris comment

[KillerBobar]

is the concrete ok?

[MrSoulEmpty]

"Hey dont break the chair, i wanna sit in it too!"

[nathanhasc00kies]

lol its ok help the chair...

[taynuiltftw]

Lol

[taynuiltftw]

Lol he fat

[MetaPheonix7]

Press 2 rapidly then press 5 rapidly...

Some wierd people out there...

[RicAbapo]

@MetaPheonix7 include pressing 3! that's some foreplay! haha :)

[licmemogar]

7.8 Richter

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

Oh my god! Is the ground okay?

[tastymuffin1]

an old legend states that if a fat guy falls he sends out a signal so that other nearby fat guys come to help, it is truly wonderfull to see this rare phenomenon

[TheGMRFREAK]

@tastymuffin1 hahahahahahahahah

[Terra1311]

@tastymuffin1 its america, the chances were 60-40 a fat person was gonna come help.

[5StarGeneralXenoCO]

@tastymuffin1 Really? I thought it was his future self that came back in time to help himself up.

[ECMG119]

This is exactly why Security Guards never get taken seriously.

[rileychris63]

press 2: fat guy humping chair

press 3: fat guy humping chair on the ground

press 4: epic head banging

press 5: man humping man

press 6: guy talking to chair

[iUnknowniiii]

Press 2 For Jack off and 4 for stroke.(Alot of times)

[iUnknowniiii]

Press 2 For Jack off and 4 for stroke.

[iUnknowniiii]

Press 2 LOL

[explosive4841]

he just found out gravity is still on

[Dj1LL]

I NEED BACKUP

[granillo94]

MAN DOWN!!! LOL

[kevenescamilla]

he traveled back in time to try to save himself but he was too late!

[snokrazy]

@kevenescamilla  lmao!!

[TheJameySuede]

@kevenescamilla (If you came up with) that comment...its fucking genius

[TheGMRFREAK]

@kevenescamilla ur a fuking god

[benedict3333]

@kevenescamilla he was smart enough to change his clothes at least^^

[Zholat]

@kevenescamilla Oh my god. Comments like yours make me more addicted to these kind of videos than I already am :'D.

[LeBronForTheWin]

@kevenescamilla because he is fat. It's funny cause he's fat! --Hangover

[TheThegreatmarvin]

@kevenescamilla hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[3O2MuStAnG]

@kevenescamilla good one lol

[JesusIsKindaGay]

@kevenescamilla

Dude, that was funnier than any failblog video i've watched today. lol

[MASKEDMONKEY18]

@kevenescamilla thank you man, you made my day with this lol

[OhSnapWinorFail]

@kevenescamilla THAT MADE THE VIDEO ACTUALY FUNNY

[MrStahl13]

@kevenescamilla you made my day also

[SCARx497]

@kevenescamilla best coment ever

[smarkusmarkus]

Press 5 rapidly.

[Thebarespot]

Spilt.

[Eldave234]

this is zorbas new version,of mikis teodorakis

[ShagohodArkan]

I need reinforcements!!

[ramoniomoon]

he went back in time to safe himself!

[XxL3gItViDsxX]

"and here we go one two three! **falls over**"

[RulerOFmany]

OH SHIT....I hope that sidewalk is ok!

[FightTheSystem1492]

black fat guys are cool.. white fat guys are just fat

[eruditius89]

@FightTheSystem1492 YEAH WHATS WITH THAT!? seems unfair on white fatties tbh...

[19811tanner]

he squashed the concrete

[MRYUSOCRZY]

He couldn't ride it 8 seconds

[BlueJayKing]

was the chair alright?

[MasterAirAang]

Fat man on chair :D

[Darkienzo1]

Pictured above: The entire population of American in 40 years.

[THCProductions420]

HAHA FUNNY FAT GUY FALL ON FACE!

[Jaumbertazzajm]

How come fat guys jokes became top rated commentaries?

[MitchoftheDead]

The funny part was where he fell down.

[lcfc1985]

@MitchoftheDead Well done Sherlock.

[MitchoftheDead]

@lcfc1985 The funny part is when you call me Sherlock.

[IAMTAILSDOLL]

*Fat Guy 1 falls over*

Fat Guy 2: Oh shit, you alright, man? Let me help you up.

Fat Guy 1: Nah, I'm fine.

Fat Guy 2: Huh? I was talking to the chair, Sir.

[aMAXproduction]

@IAMTAILSDOLL you copied my comment lol

[IAMTAILSDOLL]

@aMAXproduction Nah. There is no point in copying comments. We just had the same idea.

[aMAXproduction]

@IAMTAILSDOLL yeah i guess your right :)

[Ghabayen2]

@IAMTAILSDOLL after that..

Fat Guy 1: just like i said, im fine.

[Codz97]

im just gonna say what we're all thinking... fatass

[BigBeats52]

It's funny cause hes fat!

 -Mr.Chow

[DallyLama93]

good thing his future self teleported back to the past to save himself

[awesomesaucedgame]

the tumbling egg >.>

[MrShinzuzu]

I love how fatty #2 was like:

#1: ACK! FUCK!

#2: you ok?

#1:I think i broke my...

#2: let me help you up )'_'(

Chair: thanks!

[HockeyRWE]

bored at work much...

[JYUkulele]

IS THE CHAIR OK :O

[joeadams101]

KEEP PRESSING 3 THEN 5 RAPIDLY

[asdad45]

McDonald's will solve his problem

[plasm2]

boss the richter scale has detected a 3.0!!! thats ok some fat dude must of fell somewhere.

BOSS!!! its detected a 8.0!!!! RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!

[thisguyyyable23]

fail for the aaron brooks jerzey

[superpelon818]

is the ground ok?

[Totyma]

@superpelon818 i heard it died :(

[xbox360fanatic420]

What a good citizen.

[aaronski108]

the fat helping the fat.

[nosajj12345]

@MrShootster LOL...lame!

I see 227 boneheads out there disagree.

[reodk]

Oh those fats...

[dontcutmyusernameoff]

press 2 then 3 for a family guy style fall

[420420Toker]

Thats a lot of man meat and ....humping?

[BigEvan96]

ouch...

[KINGZ4EzzEL]

prress 5 for a gay movie :DD

[uztoobz]

this caused the earthquake in japan

[NoxKreiker23]

Why do fat people have such shitty reflexes... and balance... and cholesterol?

[VoiDBullShanK]

Respond to this video...

 fat ass

[lifedeath08]

@MrShootster , LMAO

[bothakallday]

the guy comes over to pick up the chair he doesn't give a shit about the guy

[penisinadoor]

keep pressing 4 for guard humping chair while new guy watches,keep pressing 6 for new guy humping chair

[Peacie1554]

Its Funny how the second he fall's off an add for injury compensation pop's onto the screen :)

[paratroopa544]

press 4 fairly quickly .... AIR GUITAH

[paratroopa544]

@shengy14 copying the highest rated comment will not get you thumbs up. Sorry.

[shinobiue95]

These only Americans can do.

[frost510]

if i was there i guess i would feel the vibration in the ground

[miroku0805]

WHO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sweet58441]

@MrShootster do people like you automatically see everything as porn?

[USGiorgi]

I guess he wasn't too SECURE to his chair! hahaha

/LAME!

[mtasadude]

lool

[bboyKidgiant]

keep clicking 0;13 but do it slow and watch them air hump

[PwnageByAwesome]

keep pressing 4 for jack off

[Zer0Boy77]

Fat guys gotta stick together lol



[G2xvideo]

Lmfao at just laying there

[JoseTheKlepto]

he was actually pissed.. there were 3 snickers bars in his back pocket..

[SPepisodes]

xD Peter Griffin

[sleSHER77]

This video pretty much sums up America.