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  • NO!!! IM YOUR CONCUBINE!!! Lmao

  • The way Rochelle said

    "HOW DO YOU KNOW JULIUS?! you didnt even know that you had a DIVOOORCEE!!"

    LMFAO!!!

  • chilren

    lololololololol

  • What is the name of the song that is playing while Chris is askin Tasha to be his girlfriend??? Or, who made it?

  • It don't matter that she left him he still got his dick sucked by her twice

  • "SOMEBODY RECORD THIS SO SHE CAN'T LIE AND SAY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN"

  • Better say somehting, she might have a gun!

  • the last time greg said pluck it didn't sound like it

  • "Im my own girlfriend" xD LoL

  • cop # 1;she camed out let shoot her at 5...4..3..2..1 now!

    [both policemen shoot at the same time]

    cop # 2;oh no she's has a grease booty! run

    [starts shooting at policemen]

    [cops # 1 & 2 deadly scream]

    [police cars explode]

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  • Imma puck her u can't puck her I don't care I wanna be the one who puck whut if alraedy been puck I don't care long as get to puck

  • They couldn't have picked a better actress to play Rochelle. Tichina Arnold is a Queen of Comedy.

  • boyy yuu so crazy yall a good couple

  • everybody hates this comment

  • R O F L

  • @biggddong2010 R O F l

  • His wife is crazy! I love her..she mad funny!

  • If she's your wife, what am I???

    YOURE my wife!!!

    NOOO!!!! I'm your concubine!!!!

    WTF does tht even mean???

  • @snowflakebaby0220 concubine is a legal relationship between a man and a woman that is of a lesser status than of wife. Usually it refers to slave girls that the powerful kept and still keep, who have lower status than that of the wife, though children they may bear are still considered legitimate (because the slave/master relationship is legal contract). It implies Rochelle is saying her marriage is a sham and she is only for Julius' pleasure where as his heart is with his 'wife' (other woman)

  • "and she better not be white" lol rochelle is a mess

  • ''Dude your so IN there LOL''

    xD

  • well if i was cris i would rather go out with Tristin Mays the girl who came on graduation rather then tasha! but tasha's hot too

  • And she better not be white..

  • wen greg says pluck it sounds like fuck lmfao!!!!!!

  • he is rollin on Britten spares (sorry if i spell something wrong)

  • tasha is so ugly

  • wut season is this and the one epsiode everybody hates bad boys lol

  • @TheBlazingkidtes i dont know but check wikipedia and type: list of everybody hates chris episodes ;)

  • Paige Hurd is the next Rudy Huxtable. Watch in a few years she'll be bad af

  • 4 people are white or never have a girlfriend or boyfriend

  • This episode is wrong in many ways

  • my cousin was in this episode

  • @PrezBHubbard Who was your cousin?

  • this episode is funny

    

  • thats such an awkward kiss

  • can somebody please tell me the song at 2:02

  • @BodgyHeats666 It's every little thing she does is magic by the police (aka sting)..Hope that helped

  • @PrezBHubbard thanks it did

  • hahah greg said fuck

  • shut up!! shuts dont go up prices do so u can take my advise nd shut up too........LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!­!! DAS HILARIUS

  • i love tasha because she's hot nice hair and boney

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  • I bet when gregs having sex, he will say Im so in there

  • What is the song playing at the beginning of this episode in the background while chris is talking, I know it's an 80's song, I just don't know the name.

  • @XOniMajoraX "Open Your Heart" by Madonna.

  • "NOOOO! I'M YOUR CONCUBINE!!!!" XD

  • is she white ? is she white ? she better not b white ! LOL haha

  • @james90035 at 4:33 the girl with the bandana and the gun..Its funny because shes totally not like that..shes very classy and well brought up :)

  • I swear the first time chris said it and the last time greg said it they did not say "pluck"

  • @UTUBEAJ24682 it sound like he said the F word

  • "Is she white?" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

  • 6:59 the son he always wanted

  • Chris Rock "Is she white" LMAO!

  • Is she white? Lol

  • My cousin is in this episode and ironically enough her name is tasha

  • haha lol rochelle is the funniest she crazy

  • Is she white?

  • "Im my own girlfriend"

  • I get to touch you

  • Greg says pluck, but the more i listen to it, the more it sounds like the outher word...

  • @AWSLAHNSLB *other

  • @AWSLAHNSLB other*

    learn to spell, please.

  • @HeyItsMe1224 Every does typos dude or girl or what ever thing you are.

  • @AWSLAHNSLB First of all "what ever" is one word, and second of all, that's obviously not a typo, just a bad spelling error..wow, and it's not even a hard word. I feel bad for your generation.

  • @AWSLAHNSLB lol I thought the same thing when I heard it the first time. It does sound like that.

  • @AWSLAHNSLB  you mean fuck>?

  • whats that song in 2:03-3:04

  • o he said fluck then the word XD

  • greg said the word

  • yeees you do look look look lol my fav part at 6:01

  • yeees you do look look look my fav part at 6:01

  • "Notably, OJ Simpson" Oh God I lol'd

  • Chris Rock "Is she white?" lol

  • at 0:49 it def sounds like chris saying fucked lol idk maybe thats just me

  • ''you shut up i grow up everytime i see your face i want to throw up''

    ''Im my own girlfriend''

    lol dis da funniest shit ever

  • im my own girlfriend LMAO

  • i love it

  • Whatta am i gonna say to my churrrin lmaooooooooooooooo 7:07

  • @skinpli LOLOLOLOL

  • Tasha is so hot....

  • greg said fuck!!!!!

  • LOOOLLL "I'm my own girlfriend !" xD

  • it she white lololol ps i fucked tashalolololololololol and she better not be white

  • it she white lololol ps i fucked tasha

  • get in there chris

  • is she white 

  • Is she white she better not be wihte

  • dang

  • Sorry. Cris. But. I. Fucked. Tasha

  • @ 6:13 :D :D

  • chris! u r so in there!

  • i love how he makes her sign a contract to say she is his girlfriend

  • @kizzwizz98 thats brave way of doing thingz, cuz chris is alwayz unlucky like the Cayotte in looney tunes with beep beep, he neve catch that goddamn bird, peace chris

  • "girl u just wasted $2.17 of white meat" "MY BOY" LMAO

  • NICE

    RYAN

    

  • NICE

    

  • i love this show its the best!!!!

  • 4:36-4:43 HAHAHAH made me crap my pants!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW

  • I miss this show...

  • Greg is the voice of phineas in phineas and ferb

  • he went through puberty, his voice changed

  • Pause at late 1:30/early 1:31, if you look up to the sky, you can see "Even Clouds hate Chris"

  • @GoDCowboys2000 oh yeah wow

  • shut dont go up prices do so take my advice and shut up to my fav part lol

  • SO NEED U TA SIGN RITE DERE !!! L0L

  • Chris Rock is probably the best at saying "...while...".

  • The mother is so funny, I should be more mature cause I am 28 years old and married but I still like it.

  • uyyyyuyyyyy

  • i love this show! Its the best!

  • greg said fuck

  • wow chris says some cookie stuf

    

  • If you're tired of the stupid black bar at the bottom, go to the URL field and erase everything from &playnext to the end. Thumbs up so that the word can get out!

  • did yo ass get fucked up

  • rochelle is so dumb

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  • rochelle is mentally retarded

  • boy you so crazy. STFU

  • it was gooooooooood i love it

  • if you pause really early and catch it at 1:31 or 1:32. it saids even clouds hate chris (the very beggining of the theme song)

  • Young love is an illusion. RUN DUDE! RUN!!!! You dont want 18 years of raising kids... RUN!!!!!!

  • they said "plucked" hence the "enunciation" joke

  • some of you are dumbasses, if you have good speakers and a good computer you can hear them say "Plucked"

  • No they both said pluck...just put ur ear rite on da speaker

  • @MilayaRox lol... :P just put ur ear rite on the speaker.. funny shit

  • they both said '' fucked '' instead of ''plucked'' man that shit is so stupid

  • What song is playing at 2:43?

  • ok,somebody sed fuck somewhere for real,ahahahahaha.

  • XD "NOOOOO! Im Yo Concubine!"

  • she is in justin bieber music video never let you go

  • haa  damn 9:38-45

  • Ahahahah

    "Shut do go up"

  • tasha iz craze . roshele iz dum ........all girlz iz craze !!!!!!! ( just kiddin imma girl

  • pause at 7:31

  • Quote

    Man ur so in there

    by Greg lol

  • Chris got the republic to stamp an official contract for Tasha to be his girlfriend? 8:46-8:50 DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!

  • yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you do!!!!!!!!

  • and she better not be white

  • i think the first time chris said fucked

  • lmao NOOOOOO! I'm your concubine! It was so funny the way she said no.

  • @MJforever5690 they way she said it reminds me when she said " for all I know u could be batman!!! " XD

  • Do you have a girlfriend?

    I'm my own Girlfriend.  LOL

  • @smartoonkid02 best line in history

  • Roshell is A Ho

  • 4:24 ROFL!!

  • WHOA greg actually said fuck Lmao!

  • LOL Document :')

  • Greg said FUCKED the last time.

  • great show lol

  • i thought it says fucked instad of plucked hahaha.

  • y is drew so light when his brother ansd sister and his parnets r dark

  • lol i though that he said "theres a girl right next door waiting to be fucked" but he said pucked

  • somebody record this!!!!!!!!!

  • Chris is funny when he explains things

  • this show is funny i watch it every night

  • That Contract Thing Was To Funny

  • thats usually how me and bf "watch" tv lol

  • @ArabsQueen who asked you

  • no chris does say plucked but not greg lol

  • tasha is soooooooooooooooooooo hot

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  • yea it does

  • 0:25 lol funny shit

  • the story of britany spears life LOL

  • I SWEAR GREG SAID "I WISH THERE WAS SOME BODY I CAN FUCK" at 0:56

  • @nickkov97  i swear he did, people dont realize cause they started off stayin pluck

  • after all the pluck greg says fuck on the last one

  • @frannyrulez1 they slyly tried to sneak it in, we realised lool

  • @frannyrulez1 he did not say the F word, you can look at his lips and if you listen closely he said PLUCK !