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  • Turn the echo off. And go and watch a proper film that's not based on a farground ride.

  • One of the best movies ever i've seen in my life. That's why i bought it on bluray

  • thumbs up if the fifth movie should just be called The Legend Of Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • Better off just saying keeping the lil kids out cause they are annoying =/

  • i love this movie i went to go see it when i was 7 years and it bloo my mind

  • Good review. Ugh, Keira Knightley was so annoying in all the POTC movies :/

  • don't take kids? What the hell? I was like 11 when I saw this and I had no problem understanding it! Still don't :) I mean it's Disney! A four year old will still like Jack Sparrow's slapstick and all

  • By children, you mean kids like the age of four or five? Because, I'm pretty sure that if a kid around the age of ten, nine, eight, or seven (heck, even six!) would be able to understand what was going on. That aside, this was a very good review and certainly describes how enjoyable the movie is. Thank you and God bless.

  • if you read the other two, you would understand.

    and four year olds don't understand any stories, and they don't need to

  • this film was terrible, the first two were great and kept you guessing, this one was rushed to get money as fast as possible. There are so many plot holes and unexplained events. I didn't get why Will didn't even get affected by the curse of Davy's ship, well probably because he's the good guy and that automatically he recieves the best outcome and will never lose

  • @pastuiedada I agree

  • will turner is the best pirate

  • it's true about it beeing complicated and all...

    I saw it fore the first time in 2007 when I was 11 and I thought the film was really boring but I saw the film again like a week ago and man, talk about an awesome movie!!! :D

  • Perhaps it is a mental mark, maybe an increased hatred of piracy or something along those lines. Also maybe she brought Barbossa back because she knew he would be of some use. Love him, or hate him, Barbossa is with out a doubt one of the greatest pirates.

  • This film is mindfuck

  • This film had to mutch sh*t going on.

    For me it was the only thing that was wrong with it.

  • I loved the film SOOO much, there was only one negative though. I didn't like the idea of meeting Jack Sparrow's dad (and mum). I mean I loved the character captain Teague I think they should keep him in it just not of made him Jack Sparrow's father, because Jack Sparrow's meant to be a mysterious man who we're not meant to know much about, and seeing his parents kinda ruined it for me a bit, but I don't care too much! I loved the film SOO much, and your review was awesome :)

  • I don't get why people are moaning because it's long, surely that's a good thing, I mean, more adventure, more humour, more fun, more PIRATES!

  • I disagree with you.

    There was extreme over acting in this movie, especially by depp, Rush, and Nighy because its like they don't take their roles seriously. The whole thing with the multiple jacks was neat, but I thought it was too silly for screen, especially in davey jones's locker.

    I was also upset the way they treated Norrington. He barely appears in the movie, and he gets killed off.

  • great review

  • it was way too fuckin long. they easily couldve edited like an hour out of the movie. it was just bad.

  • i don't understand why at the end he didn't call the attack

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  • dude...Jack Sparrow's father? I've been spoiled lol! I gotta stop looking up this film before watching it or else I'll keep getting spoiled... I was listening to your review 'til you said that. lol

  • Agreed, 12629hp. Very well done, Stillballin2007. This is a very well thought out and presented review. Nice work. :)

  • Believe it or not the guy who posted this needs a hats of from everyone seeing,this because this is the best review I've ever seen apart from the movie of course

  • Thankzz!! :P

  • No, the movie felt like it went by too slow. There are good actors (excluding Orlando Bloom), but the problem is with the storyline is that they tried to fit so much in.

  • the second time i saw it i understood much better

  • First of all I don't agree with what your saying. You could take your kids to see this and it wasn't any woarse then the others but I do agree with the dark part but it is not more violent

  • It wasn't the violent that was a concern, but more of the plot. Children were easily confused

  • good review. I was honestly expecting something I'd completely disagree with..but actually I think I almost completely agree with you...Except the whole children thing. This is what my kids are going to me raised on, lol!

  • By the way, about your question about why Calypso brought Barbossa back to life. Calypso needed all the pirate lords to assemble the brethren court, so they could release her from her human bonds. Calypso resurrected Barbossa and tricked him to retrieve Jack Sparrow from Davy Jone's Locker and summon a meeting of the Brethren.

  • Yeah I know lol, I figured it out like two days after I posted the review. I feel dumb, but oh well. Thanks tho lol

  • I never got why Jack didn't get barbossa's piece of eight, because he shot him in film 1.

  • I completely agree with this review. Especially the part about the movie not being that long. This film did have everything in it that it needed. I love the Harry Potter movies but sometimes they leave out a little too much. This film is long because it needed to be. Anyway, good review.

  • At the beginning you said, there are 3 groups of people. well I think there is also a 4th group.

    The people in this group love the film, but HATE the ending. I think Jack should be on the

    "Flying Dutchman".

  • Really enjoyed your review, should do more. And I definitely agree with your review, had a great time during this movie in theaters; I feel some people are being rather harsh on it but that's just me.

  • He stamered and used the word "amazing" to many times for my liking. Still, good review, I agree for the most part.

  • i love this movie!!!!!!!! but it's to long!

  • Terrific revue of this film!! It is very complicated but if you go on line to myspace and look up the different POTC profiles they really clear up and make the film flow. I saw this 3 times and each time I got more out of it. The maelstrom scene in the end is absolutely awsome!! The music in this film is absolutely incrdible!! There is also a scene at the end where Orlando Bloom is so hot my girlfriend and I gasped at his transformation! Of course, Johnny Depp is unbelieveable.

  • omg thats da best movie of all times i mean u have to pay attention to it i mean some fucking haters say doesnt make any sense WHAT no sense for it i mean it cant be bad if it made almost 160 million dollars in its opening day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best movie ever great review stillballin

  • Okay, here's the deal. I've had a survey running for about 2 weeks now, and i need more entries. if u guys would answer, i would b so, SO happy. Heres the question:

    If given the choice, would you rather kill Bootstrap Bill or Elizabeth? This is AFTER the third movie.

    The current standings is a dead tie 9-9. plz answer by August 10. thanx!

  • Bootstrap, Elizabeth is too gorgous lol

  • Bootstrap I'm afraid... I've no reason though =P

  • Bootstrap Bill

  • I think that Jack didn't literally leave a mark on Beckett, but I researched that Jack used to work for Beckett. During this, Jack was ordered to bring slaves to Beckett. Instead, Jack set the slaves free. Beckett then named Jack a pirate and burned down his ship, the Whicked Wench. Jack then went to Davy Jones and asked him to raise his ship from the deapths of the sea. Jack then painted it and renamed it the Black Pearl.

  • i have seen it a lot of times but its really easy to understand well to me but i'm preety sure that there will be a fourth one but keira will most likely not be in it due not wanting to.if u guys have questions about the movie i can explain i know everything about it.this video was great

  • Thanks. Yea Keria and Orlando don't wanna be in any more of em, which I don't really care about they ain't necassary! lol Al lyou need is Johnny Depp, Geoffry Rush, and the other minor crew members. I think there will be a 4th eventually, Johnny loves playin Jack and Disney is demanding it along with fans.

  • I heard about a fourth pirates so if that is true maybe the plot holes will be um "filled in" there

  • Well the only plot hole I ran across into was the mark on Beckett, but that can't be filled in if he is dead. Also in the books, it sais Jack used to work for Beckett and the Company, but when he was ordered to ship slaves across the sea he denied it and freed them. That's when he was branded a pirate and had his ship sunk. And that's also when he made the deal with Jones. I just don't know what mark he left on Beckett! And a pirates 4 is looking to be expected most likely.

  • Hey check out my movies, if you dig donuts you'll probably love it!!

  • I know you were taking about 5-year-olds but yah u r correct,"Real Pirates fans would have no problem."

  • Even though the movie was long, i thought it was worth 3 hours to watch!!

  • me too, i loved every minute of it

  • Im 13 and i saw it wednesday and i understood it. i understood it better than my parents!!

  • Lol hardcore pirates fanz will have no problem

  • So did i but i had to watch it 2 times to understand it completely

  • i loved this movie saw it three times. i cant wait for it to come out on dvd. and it is a different kid. fyi. and i love johnny depp.

  • dude, i agree w/ u 100%. this is the best movie in the world, and NOTHING shall ever beat it. i have written a fanfiction, and i created a way for Calypso/Tia Dalma to have gotten Barbossa's body: she sent a dragon 2 the Isla de Muerta and it got Barbossa 4 her. (i kno its weird.)

  • I'm going to watch it this Sunday and I'm 13 and I'll bet I'll understand it.

  • well it's PG-13 so yea you probably will, i'm talking about 5 yr olds

  • Hey! im 13 too and i understood.

  • i forgot to stay after the credit can someone tell me what happened plz

  • SPOILER HERE SPOILER

    Will Turner comes back after 10 years on the flying dutchman and Elizabeth is there with their 9 and a bit year old son.

  • This Movie Pwns

  • hell ya

  • Very Very good reveiw. I loved the movie as well.I just wanted to comment that I thought Tia's purpose for bringing barbossa back was because he was a pirate lord. The first pirate lords bond her in human form and she needed all the current pirate lords to set her free. So her bringing barbossa back certainly wasnt because she wanted but because she had to. :)

  • ya i understood after i made this review i feel so dumb lol

  • ur second negative: on beckett leavin a mark on sparrow...if u watch again the mark is shown i dont remember the scene i'm plannin on goin bak...lmaoo..but there is a fleeting part wen it does show on his wrist...and thanx for the wait for the end of credits...thanx

  • lol No, it's been known about the mark on Sparrow. It's a P on his arm for PIRATE. We knew this in Dead Man's Chest, but what we didn't know was the mark Sparrow left on Beckett. The film showed no mark on Beckett at all.

  • bwaahahahaha...ohh maynn i need to brush up on mahhh dmc...thanx for clearin dat up...another thing- i came across someone sayin dat tha kid in tha beg. was the child of will and elizabeths...lol...wishful thinkin...then i came to think wat if it is...and then wen tha winds kinda picked up wen they all sang "hoist the colors" perhaps that was calypso ...lol..again juss another theory..:P

  • lmao nah, it's the same actor who portrays will's and elizabeth's kid after the credits. it's the same actor not the same charecter. and he sings Hoist The Colours becuase that signifies that the Brethern Court should be summoned. Whenever people sing that song it measn the pirate lords shud gather.

  • NOPE its a different kid, check out IMDB for more info

  • i heard it was the same child, but maybe your right

  • this is one really good review of this movie and i totally agree with you about it being confusing because when i saw the opening screening and it was kinda confusing but the screeen was small and the sound was really low. but when i saw it the second time with a big screen and best sound system i followed along. i agree with you with everything you have said.

  • Great review! I saw it the other day, and you're right, it is complicated, but it was still so much better than the second film. (I wasn't a huge fan of DMC) It was a bit long because some of the fighting scenes were too long, but I really liked this film.

  • Yeah, but I love complexity and long fighting sequences lol. I think the film built up to the final battle real well and had us anticipating for it.

  • Gr8 vid is there ani vids showing the part after the credits? i always miss those bits!xxx

  • yea there are plenty just search up POTC 3 Secret ending

  • tarr xxx

  • cool thanks for the hint

    about the cretis

  • No problem, I'm suprised lots of people forgot to check lol, but its on youTube now

  • does anyone know why tia dalma was´t there when davy come too see her after those 10 years?

  • She just said that it's her nature, I think she's is just literally the sea. Becuz she wasnt human form when they fell in love.

  • Okay thanks for the answer ^^

  • "It is uncertain how or why Tia Dalma resurrects Barbossa, or even how she knew where to find his body as he died in the chamber which held the chest of Aztec gold. However, we learn in At World's End, Tia Dalma is Calypso and may be attempting to obtain all the Pieces of Eight to be released, and therefore had to ressurect Barbossa to learn where his piece of eight is, which we learn is Ragetti's eye. Also, she needed Barbossa to get to Davy Jones Locker for Jack's Piece of Eight."

  • Yeah I just found that out lol i'm so dumb. I'm just confused how she knew where to find him. Plus when Jack came to see Dalma in DMC, why didnt she just show them Barbossa! She would have had all thePieces of Eight...interesting.

  • That ending battle sequence was amazing. But I'm such an idiot, I didn't stay after the credits and now everyones talking about it and I have no clue what happened!

  • Great review!! Also i noticed you said about a curse from the flying dutchman that was placed on will and jones. What was that curse that had to do with these 10 years?

  • Thanks! Sicne Elizabeth waited 10 years for Will (after the credits you see) she kept her promise which breaks Will free from the curse to the Dutchman is what I have been hearing. Because remember when Jones' 10th year came Calypso didn't wait for him which angered him and sparked it all and it lead to his transformation to Captain of the Dutchman.

  • how did u get the video part of your review?? the clips and stuff... thx =]

  • Lol you go to keepvid and you will need a program called SUPER. You go to keepvid paste the URL there, and they will give you a download link. You save it as w.e. you want to call it, but make sure you put .flv at the end. Then you drag that file into SUPER and hit the encode button so it will be a video that you can put into Windows Media movie Maker.

  • Oh and keepvid is a website i cant post URL's idk why, its world wide web dot com. youtube is being dumb now

  • ok thx lol - im not sure if i have super but ill try anyways =]

  • i hated that it had less sword fighting but the rest was ok

  • there wont be a 4 johnny said he would not do it orlando and kiera said no also

  • I heard Johnny would do a four if they had a good script. Maybe they saw reviews from this one and just decided to stop while they had a good trilogy. Who knows.

  • and the end bit after the credits rocks ive been telling everyone that they rele have to stay to see it, personally i think the ending is rele sad i feel sorry for elizabeth having to live without him. i think theres gona be a 4th film tho bcos of how they ended it and maybe she goes on the dutchman to see him at one point.. but jack is better than will!! lol

  • Lol, well if they made a fourth one I don't think Will or Elizabeth would be in it. Maybe Will could be but not Elizabeth since she is waiting for Will. Plus if they were to be in it it would be 10 years later, and Jack and Barbossa would look old lol. If they made a fourth about the Fountain of Youth then no Will and Lizzie can be in it. Also I don't think they will because Barbossa isn't really a villain, they would have to make a new one.

  • lol i disagree. johnny depp said he would be happy to make a fourth, and i reckon that will wont be in it but elizabeth would be, because it said in a paper that theyre getting someone to replace will, so i think if there was a fourth it would be in the ten years - so the bit after the credits was skipped forwards a few years and we will see what happened in between. and like i said after the way they ended the 3rd i think its possible to be a 4th, i hope so anyway !! =D lol

  • i am totally adicted to this film!!! where did u get the clips and that from? thank u =]

  • do you know the song the little boy at the gallows starts to sing it want to know so badd i thinks it's yo Ho ( a pirates life for me but the one's i've found don't sound like it)

  • Yes it's called Hoist The Colours, search it up on YouTube tons of people have posted it up.

  • thank you

  • Wait, really?! What do you mean she broke the curse? If that's the case I'm sooo happy! and I absolutely agree with you.. on almost everything.. The 3 h just flew by nad I LOVED it, I wanted to see it again right after. And about the Tia Dalma/Barbossa thing, I didn't really get it and my friends didn't either. And what was the point? She just started a whirlpool and turned into crabs. lol. But yeah, I could talk about it all day so I'll just stop now

  • The Barbossa thing I understand now, she brought him back because hse needed to know whhat his peice of eight was, becasue remember the coins were decoys, the real ones were pieces of junk. And she needed him to get them to Davy Jones locker to get Jack's. She threw the sea into a whirlpool because she was neutral: she was mad at the pirates for putting her in human form, and mad at Jones for abandoning her and the souls.

  • well, yeah, I kinda got that too. I talked to someone about it and it kinda makes sense. But what about the Will/Elizabeth thing? So now he's free or what? What I figured was that it was Calipto's job to take care of the souls, but she got Jones to do it for 10 years, and then didn't meet him 10 years later so he was doomed forever and that's why he betrayed her. And then the whole Will thing makes sense. Are you following me? lol I have to watch the movie again

  • LOL after the credits we see Will is free because Elizabeth waited those 10 years for him as she promised, but the problem with Jones was Calypso wasn't on shore after those ten years. Since Elizabeth kept her promise Will's is free from the curse is what I have been hearing.

  • The movie was confusing. I didn't like it. I tried to pay attention to what they were saying, but I still couldn't understand what was going on. I say rent it.

  • Yeah, I mean this movie really really is a split decision. My friend loved the first, hated the second, but loved this one which suprised me. There's no real prediction on whether or not you will like this movie. These are just my opinions from seeing it, I had a good time and followed it pretty easy, but then again I am a Pirates fanatic and movie buff.

  • More darker? Nice English man! Go back to school and learn to speak properly. When you learn English then you can post a review on YouTube!

  • Wow, a 26 year old woman dissing me on YouTube, I'm frightened beyond belief. Also I don't care about learning English when a good portion of it is a mispronunciation of French, you can look that up. And when you stop dissing 17 year olds maybe you can actually post a video on here! Have a crappy day and take it easy :-)

  • it sucks.....2 hours of blahing and one final action scene...not worth the brice of admission...i expected something diff...but the same thing over and over from the second film....though i can see some like it because this 3rd installment has more of plots or maybe too many.

  • Yeah I see where your coming from. Like I have been telling people there's no telling if you will like this movie or not. I like complex stories and sub plots so I praised this one.

  • what happens after the creddits? i didnt stay

  • **SPOILER ALERT***

    After the credits, we see a boy running in a field looking out into the ocean and it says "Ten Years Later". He sings the Pirate Song "A Pirate's Life For Me" with Elizabeth by his side, indicating that's her son. They look into the ocean seeing a green flash and Will with the Flying Dutchman approaching the shore. Elizabeth waiting 10 yrs. breaks Will of the curse from the Flying Dutchman because she kept her promise.

  • also a con i guess you could say...well it just confused me

    in the first movie captain barbosa and his crew were immortal (the curse) and they wanted to get rid of the curse but then at the end of this third movie they want to go and find the fountain of youth...which would make them imortal again wouldnt it?

    (and wha happens after the creddits i didnt stay and watch it?)

  • **SPOILER ALERT***

    After the credits, we see a boy running in a field looking out into the ocean and it says "Ten Years Later". He sings the Pirate Song "A Pirate's Life For Me" with Elizabeth by his side, indicating that's her son. They look into the ocean seeing a green flash and Will with the Flying Dutchman approaching the shore. Elizabeth waiting 10 yrs. breaks Will of the curse from the Flying Dutchman because she kept her promise.

  • I don't think the Fountain of Youth makes you immortal because you stay young from it, but I don't think you can not die if someone stabs you you can probably die, but you can drin kand stay young.

  • What happened at the end of Dead Mans Chest i have forgotten? i saw the movie last night and i totally agree with everything you said! Great review. I had totally forgotten about Jack leaving a scar on Becketts, now i remember and its ganna bug me! lol.

  • Thanks! At the end of Dead Man's chest we saw the dog with the Cannibals sitting on the throne holding a bone with the crown on his head, meaning he is the new "Chief". Yeah the scar thing must have been some plot hole, it bugs me too. also I forgot to state the Pirate Lords needed a bigger role in the fight, but it was still an amazing movie.

  • I didn't stay after the credits, can u just let me know what happens, please Reply

  • **SPOILER ALERT***

    After the credits, we see a boy running in a field looking out into the ocean and it says "Ten Years Later". He sings the Pirate Song "A Pirate's Life For Me" with Elizabeth by his side, indicating that's her son. They look into the ocean seeing a green flash and Will with the Flying Dutchman approaching the shore.

  • I was just wondering, do ya think there'll be a 4th, cuz I thought it was just a trilogy

  • I really don't want them to mess up the franchise, I could see why I would want it to stya a trilogy, but I can't get enough of Captain Jack so it's a hard question to answer. If they somehow made an amazing script then maybe, but I doubt it. I think it should stay a trilogy, but I do want more Capt. Jack AHHH idk! lol

  • btw, great review!!! I so agreed w/ most of it

  • Thatz gotta be one of the BEST reviews I've heard!!

  • Thanks! :-)

  • It is perfect, thank you...But I am looking for ıts end:Will and Elisabeth, Is there anybody who can help me?

  • You have to stay and see the part after the credits, otherwise you'd be left wondering....

  • woah! excellent review man!!! you should get a camera

  • thanks man just mines broken haha. wer u pissed off they didnt show becketts damn mark!

  • I have a feeling that Beckett's mark wasn't a physical scar, but like a mental one - Jack killed someone he was close to, or slept with his woman, or something like that

  • haha maybe never thought of that, and the tia dalma stuff was cleared up by someone. i think she wanted him bak cuz he knew the incantation or sumthing like that idk but u were right bout keira she was slutty lol

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