"Martyrdom" DigitalPh33r Commentary

[MartyZiinema]

00:53 LOL!! the way u say it is so funny! xD

[beavis3313]

lol i thought he was about to say i only have 250 gigs of porn

[AnimeJunkey71]

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[scarehead4]

like this if rape makes you laugh, dislike if it doesnt

[zapcatzach]

@scarehead4 Rape isn't funny, but I liked anyways. The game. You lost it. Problem, bro?

[acw215079]

you can get 500 Gb hard drives at wal-mart

[biggestaussietroll]

Grr I wanted to know how you did the 700 gb of porn thing:|

[airmanX15]

when you see the grenade indicator your just fucked

[bladestorm175334]

DMC4 is still fun in my opinion :D

[EvergreenAstronaut]

you should use other games more in the new ones

[jimjack356]

lol rocket lawn chair!!!1!

[ThErIvErKiD07]

1337?



[BagelTanker]

@ThErIvErKiD07 THATS L33T DAWG :P

[kamkid211]

lolz 700 GB of porn. wow

[SWGKyram]

@kamkid211 it's why i have a 1.2 TB hard drive :D

[travisk50]

1337 likes!

[Jerden1]

I just have to say the classic way: Just avoid it. No, I don't use it, and 80% of the time I face it, I survive the explosion. (without Juggernaut)

[DarkEye1564]

Ahhhh Cock of Duty 4 I remember playing it in Wii I could only call the the Copte' 3 times cause of martydom

[BillyandBarry]

i remember playing cod 4, and i ran into a room and killed all of them. AND THEY WERE ALL USING MARTYRDOM!

[seanfenrir]

why not just give martyrdom a reload time?

[easyspeaktut]

To hell with the Fucking Ads >:-( (Very Angry Face)

[videomaster1018]

To avoid being bitched at, use Bandolier(That might just be in WaW), Stopping Power, and Steady Aim. Simple. And Martyrdom is not easy to avoid, not at all. the grenade fucking chases you. I'm not even joking. My friends and I have seen it with our own eyes.

[Reuseable1]

this is how much i like you shows am watching the Fn director's commentary i never watch director's commentary on anything.....cockofduty 4 sucks !

[TheNamelessCharacter]

@Reuseable1 Then don't watch the fucking Commentary.

[Reuseable1]

@TheNamelessCharacter i enjoyed this though take it easy 

[INEEDZALL]

you are wrong!

people watch your videos because master chief constantly talks in 1337 speak, which is funny as hell.

[metalsonic71]

@INEEDZALL i really wish i n3w tat l4ng8uge11111!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!11­1111111111

[halo3fien]

my friends think cod 4 is gay because the first call of duty they played is cod mw2 which is broken and cod 4 is more balanced so they hate it

[slysteven536]

46 people use Martyrdom like a Bitch

[ShadowRobn]

Never been killed by Martyrdom. Ever.

[qasem01ishalomaster]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o my sexy pawnz. LOL

[retrospectroverted]

i think this series is so popular also because the audience can relate to both arby & master chief. like theres a master chief and an arbiter in all of us.

[SuperRaywilliampenis]

@retrospectroverted I ar has nao abritar in mahsalf

[HortonHortonHorton]

oh and i thought that john was goin to say i only have 250gb of porn when instead he said hard drive!

[HortonHortonHorton]

I love this series so fucking much, by the way i think that bunjie should give all halo 3 players to this day recon, i mean why not

[EvilDead992]

"Mai sexxxay prons!!!1!eleven" best line ever.

[Imperia96]

Teabags = Sex

Condoms = Martyrdom

[TheMasterofVGs]

The porn download name should have been: Ron Jeremy's Greatest Hits

[antonioyuff]

HHWHITE HHWHASH IT

[church134ful]

u did donwload all that pornz i know you did j k i just wanted to wirit something i lov your vids

[IHateClubPenguinI]

Lol @ real fucking annoying. i see what you mean. but when i play not everyone uses it.

[Hacksawgrunts101]

anyone notice the WHOLE time the xbox controller is not on?

[blizzard2100]

@Hacksawgrunts101 have you seen It's A Wonderful Live episode 1 by Jon? Watch it.

[Hacksawgrunts101]

@blizzard2100 what does wonderful life have to do with this?

[liviu811]

what idiot had the ideea of martyrdom?

[XboxFanForLife]

@liviu811 the guy who everybody at IW hates

[shawntwnty]

i love the bigining of this episode " do you think it's because your downloading over 700GB of porn?" "jon's harddrive isent even that big" Master Chief: "dun worry, i haz 2 floppy diskz!"

[keyblademasterzx]

I love it how when I hear him, I think I'm hearing Anthony from One Life Reamining.

Which is a good thing. :D

[mitchhh95]

i always say that guy raped u lol

[shawntwnty]

my friends are sutch douches because they were all like "why is the noobtube so gay if it works?' me 'BECAUSE THERE IS NO SKILL INVOLVED U FUCKIN RETARDS!!!!!!! YOU DONT EVEN PLAY ONLINE GAMES ANYWAY!' THEY SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT MARTYDOM TOO.

[vengeanceproductions]

Just because it's considered a 'noob' tactic doesn't mean they're going to take it out. If it's in there, it's perfectly reasonable to use it.

[orgelekS]

@vengeanceproductions yeah but infinity ward must know that martyrdom is nooby and annoying, and despite this they dont take it out. therefore infinity ward are also nooby because they obviously dont see it as a problem.

[malv8]

martyrdom sucks. thank god that infinity ward had the brains to make it a deathstreak

[DangerSandler]

MW2 Version: "Are there energy sword?"

"Actually yeah, put on commando..."

"1337!"

[JustCallMeMONS7ER]

lol "Everyone FUCKING uses it!!!"

[Russia0WNzAll]

I remember Martyrdom, it pissed me off so much! The M16 and MP5 I also hated those they took no skill and everyone used it! Back in COD4 my favorite guns were AK-47,AK-74u, and Dragunov. My perks were Bandolier, Stopping Power, and Dead Silence.

[stanmarshpwnz]

@Russia0WNzAll what about cod6

[Russia0WNzAll]

@stanmarshpwnz AK-47 Red tiger with noobtube. My perks are Scavenger pro, Stopping power pro, and Ninja pro.

[samsam114]

@Russia0WNzAll no one gives a hoot.

toot hoot!!!

[rileyisamazin]

@Russia0WNzAll its not a noobtube its a propipe

[amr33773]

Meh, I don['t have that much of a problem with martyrdom grenades. Although I will agree with Jon that too many people use it, and they should use other perks.

I thought it was funny how you were kinda defensive when you said "I wasn't really downloading 700 gigs of porn!"

[Dgamer21]

Yeah i hate martyrdom, im glad that infinity ward only made it a deathstreak on mw2.

[koner7]

Gosh it's boring to hear you talking...

[tycad8990]

@koner7 if you dont like dont watch personally i think its interesting to hear jon talk about how he makes one the best machinima series's out there

(sorry for bad grammer)

[undeelad]

It was all paint I sware! Lol

[whisper198]

just avoid it, it's easy.

[psychoticman79]

@whisper198 fuck you

[whisper198]

see how i got a thumbs up? Learn to take a joke you sensitive b astard.

[psychoticman79]

@whisper198 i gave you a thumbs up bitch

[stephanregorroger2]

morddom is a t bag sheild! imagine t bagging someone then BOOM!!! your balls are the first thing to get pulped.

[DahLoTo]

@stephanregorroger2 How did you manage to misspell "martyrdom" when it was typed out in the video?

Amazing.

[stephanregorroger2]

@DahLoTo cause im dumb. seriously there are many dumb people like me on youtube. so you shouldnt try going around fixing everyones spelling errors. for all you know i could

have misspelled it on purpose

[psychoticman79]

@DahLoTo i know he spelt morddom omg EPIC PAIL

[psychoticman79]

@DahLoTo not even epil fail EPIC PAILL

[TheGarvon]

@stephanregorroger2 tbagging is mega-gay

[yoshiman363]

I lost a challange to martydom. :(

[graverookie]

when i want a cheap kill i dont use marty in mw2 i use final stand lol cus they just see me fall and run away and i just keep drillin the back of their skull with bullets

[aprillo]

@graverookie yeah thats what i do lol

[imortalizer50k]

in MW2 not as much marty kills cause they reduced the grenade damage to do not as much but unless your right ontop the grenade doesnt kill you anymore. tbh i think final stand is way better :D

[bioshockftw123]

The defense i use when people bitch about others using martrydom i say just throw it in the air.

[tptbird]

yall are stupid its COMMENTARY that means he talks about the episode and what he thinks about it. If you want to see the episode without the commentary just look up episode 5 without it.

[ShadowSherikan5]

shut up we dont want to here u

[TheRocketman9]

that's why it's the commentary, dumbfuck

[bioshockftw123]

it's commentary you dumb shit read the fucking description

[TheRocketman9]

COMMENTARY, dipshit!

[imortalizer50k]

@justplayinaround1 omg then just watch the fucking original dumbass dont watch comentary unless you wana here directors comment faggot.

[headfones1234]

omg ur a dumas lol

[NukeMan1993]

I agree about the martrydom

[C0rrupted1]

Seeing the old xbox menu and all those things is a blast from the past seems wierd for some reason

[redvsblue2002]

because the old menu was awesome

[HaloVivek13]

yea lol i made a screen shot with microsoft paint where it shows me downloading at 800gb/s LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!one!!

[silentpands3]

noobydom is wut it should be called

[masterch33f09]

porn watcher lol jk

[xplaya20]

imo i like it b/c if i get killed by a like knife ambush i get some payback

[antonfromozII]

martyrdom is like the bullet in mariokart wii, no skill involved. it's n00b1sh

[xplaya20]

@antonfromozII red shells fucking annoying like a homing shell who thinks of that?

[antonfromozII]

i think it's kinda cool cuz u can block those with bananas or other shells. if one is coming for you, hold the fire button, w/o firing. as long as your not turning, it will hit the item instead of you. think it's strategic and far.

[AceOfHearts65]

@antonfromozII

or a blue shell damnit it stalks me!

[antonfromozII]

@AceOfHearts65 haha right?

[DatzAmoray]

@antonfromozII It's not very much compared to the POW Block and Blue Shell. Uggggh....

[antonfromozII]

@DatzAmoray i dont even play the game anymore, its so cheap haha. not really, more like i just dont like the wii in general

[DatzAmoray]

@antonfromozII I don't blame you on that one.

[zaengo]

i really dont give a flaming shit about it really. ive actually only died twice from it. i get away from it most of the time. but, i only use it on one class. one with a shot gun and  other close quarters combat perks. i dont know, i just dont have a reason to hate it.

[agenttex117]

thats why i didn't get any of the call of duty games; i knew I would be playing multiplayer alot, but when i heard about martydom, and what it did, i figured it was very popular and annoying. so i waited til mw2 came out, where its just a killstreak. as from the arbiter said:

"Martydom is just fucking stupid"

[Joeyj3dy]

Microsoft paint ftw!

[Metalgearmadness]

I was playing cod4 and this dude had martydom, but when it droped it exploded on impact like it was cooked....God its fucking annoying they dont even get rid of it in mw2!

[Joeyj3dy]

At least they've toned it down somewhat

[RingerFilms]

death to martyrdom users

[ThePaxtonProductions]

Maybe you should be having a go at the creators of CoD 4, but then, they don't know what the community is going to favour, so disregard what I said. I'd remove it but my god damn backspace button is stuck!

[herotrev]

at least in Modern warfare two they make it a 5 death-deathstreak so it at least more fare but i contrast I still find it cheap as hell because i'm run a knife kinda of guy thank go at the level it takes to get it you'd a least be better than the noobs in Call of Duty 4

[spyrodrake]

Arby n' the Chief is fuckin awesome

[VaultingStick]

digital ph33r, u are the reason youtube was made.

the original creators of youtube made a prophecy that one day 1 special person would create an awesome series, which is why youtube was created. you are the chosen one digital ph33r

[WhiteGangster69]

@VaultingStick : Don't praise him like that. We both know that he's just a person who is an awesome one man procuction and talented at what he does. He has stated on many occasions that he doen't enjoy being praised. And I don't know if your being sarcastic (because it's only text) but if you are then I'm sorry.

[FallOfMind]

@VaultingStick what the FUCK are you talking about? lol

[SangheiliKing]

@VaultingStick  and ur a fuk dubmass

[YeGraphicFilms]

@VaultingStick That was fucking retarded....

[RingerFilms]

@YeGraphicFilms then why does he have 33 thumbs up... his ass? xD

[xXiamjuiceXx]

@VaultingStick get off his cock

[ihatejuniorhigh]

my fav perk is last stand

[christiansollien97]

mine to :) it kicks ass i always get a kill (i am good to aim)

[discinema]

super smash bros brawl is nothing short of amazing

[JACKMAN9988]

1. martydom is kinda cheap

2.using another perk will most likely help u better than martydom

[gruntguy007]

to everone who defends matrydom and uses it and says 'just avoid it its easy'

if its so easy to avoid it would be hard to get a kill from it and you wouldnt use it then

[tycad8991]

@gruntguy007 agreed

[stomp58]

@gruntguy007 But it's easy to avoid tho.

[monsterhalogeekman]

i agree everyone uses martyrdom but i just stop after i kill someone its not that hard hes a bitch. and even if you forget to avoid it its not like dying is the end of the world jesus

[rerundadog]

jons really good at voice acting

[DoomGuyWillReign]

i hope its not in modern warfare 2

[WootmeWoot]

it is..

[KyleDoman1]

i think it is but you dont drop a grenade every time you die you have to get like a kill streak before it drops so it not as much a noob perk

[drew45footballskater]

I dont rembember because i last played it about  3-4 months ago

[drew45footballskater]

when i got COD4 from my friend I never putted on that bullshit. mostly that one grenade perk. I hope to get that game eventually

[ExtraSpicy121]

it is possible for master chief to use vasoline as lube. because hes Master cheef heh

[H3yNo93]

Hay! John, could I send an friendinvite to you on the 360? It would be an honor be have you as a friend :D mostly because i FUCKING LOVE arby n the chief. I've seen all the vidz and I look at them everyday when i'm eating something, like now. And you express your opinoin trough The Arbiter. Plus, I hate martydom to. As you say, everyone is using it!

So, could I send a friendrequest on XBL?

[ritzjc111]

Do u seriously think he'l check the comments let alone add u???

[Notyalc81]

Kissass.

[rerundadog]

hes never going to reply u no that

[WootmeWoot]

kiss ass

[MagnaflowTimes101]

its bloody gay the damn grenade

[imjustaguynamedfred]

so you can put martydom as like a personal thing?

[8mario]

i dont use martydom, altough i think the best way to avoid it is to shoot far but also shoot very close and run like hell XD its hard but... any other way?

I remember i shot someone that had martydom and i was about to shoot someone else and they died from that other guys martydom! DDDX AND HE HAD MARTYDOM ASWELL ! WTF! D:<

[MadGmae]

lol i use it sometimes but it is annoying

[chaoticguy96]

wats the name of that game he was playing in the biggining

[TheI3eastUK]

Devil May Cry 4. It's an awesome game. i recommend you check out the demo.

[TheVl3T]

sud have put juggernaut. jugg is more gay that martyrdom. at least you can avoid martrdom

[CaCSouthPark]

Can someone tell me the name of the song at the crrditz ?

[cprfilmz]

dont worry i have 2 flopy disks lol

[josheylepa]

lol Utorrent

[99999994e]

i use martydom with my sniper that way stab me in the back your not going to like the surprise but it tends to back fire in hardcore modes.

[tysaku5]

jons right. i thought he was being a baby about martydom but i just got my xbox live a few days ago and he's right, everyone fucking uses it and martydom is the #1 thing that kills me the most and its just retarded. but sometimes it is easy to dodge it but not if there's like 4 guys have it

[paul911d]

bet he was really downloading porn lollololol

[wolfa28]

i need views plz people

it will be greatly appreciated

[MrBaum20]

stop load porn! xDDDDD lolololololololololololololo

[Jice151]

i have cod 4 on my PS3 and encounter martyrdom but not as much as in WaW I usually use my class with bandolier UAV jammer and dead silence with an MP5 and M9

[metalmelee99]

cant wait till cod mw comes out

[YouGotAnEmail]

It allready is dumb ass. New 1 is called only Modern Warfare 2

[kenobi90000]

I have CoD 4 on the PC, and apparently they only use martyrdom on XBOX live, cuz I've never seen anyone using martyrdom, even me! I'm level 17, in that level we get martyrdom, and I use Bomb Squad, UAV jammer and Last Stand, which are the best perks.

[123dan120]

did any1 notice the controler was off???

[Mylesruether]

no shit they have an idle of 5min and hes not gona turn them on over and over again

[chaosmane]

who cares?

[EDCrtehbest]

lol "It was all microsoft paint, I swear!"

[Deino24]

Last Stand > Martyrdom

I hate Martyrdom, it's so annoying, I've been in same situation, that I've been trapped in a fucking corner cause of martyrdom nades, and no way to run...cheap kills..

[StormtheRebel]

I ain't got CoD4 so what does Last Stand do?

[Deino24]

if you have Last Stand perk, after you get shooted that you're going to die, you pull out your pistol so you can kind of revenge your death, so you have to work to your kill

[YouGotAnEmail]

You pull a pistol when you are near death

[tylerwwe]

i love martydome

[letthecrazyout]

how is juggernaut for noobs? i dont understand cuz i dont have the game

[icer229]

because someone will have a shotgun and camping and it will take forever to kill him and if you spam him everyone will think your a noob

[beltranmet15]

no because you actually have to shoot them. Martyrdom does all the work for you.

[Tminus1second]

ya i like the series because i think gamers like myself can relate to it through our many experiences on Live/online =P

plus its awesome writing/producing

[realspitfire7564]

what does last stand do ?

[ownerloll]

when u get shot u will lay down on the ground and use a pistol

[sudahi51]

i agree martyrdom is 4 fucking fags, last stand is better cuz u actually hav 2 kno how to play the game to use it. i wish then didnt even make that annoying gay martyrdom :(

[garretdudeman12]

This stopped me from using Martydom

[cbraasch9420]

jons right martydom is fucking annoying

[trem7469]

we all know its going to be in cod6 which sucks